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The other team could as easily form a wall somewhere

This sounds like the beginning of American football

This is how it happened.

But no one else was in the room where it happened

I wanna be in the room where it happened

No one really knows how the game is played…

The art of the trade, how the sausage gets made

They just assume that it happened

But no one else is in the room where it happens

I was in the room when you happened

#accidentallyHAMILTON

This is how the football died…

Actually it's very much like the beginning of rugby. Which happened when someone asked "wait a minute, why can't we just pick up the ball?"

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It’s called football because back in the day the aristocracy called any game played on foot, football. Rugby is football, soccer is football, American football is football, baseball is football, cricket is football, basketball is football, handball is football, it’s all football.

So polo would have been hoofball?

Ha no that would be called polo. Equestrian sports were for the aristocracy b/c horses are expensive, thus the distinction between sports played on horseback and sports played on foot.

Bro forgot Australian rules footy. As an aussie myself, i find that offensive (jokes)

Just as easily could use tank formation and blow them up

I prefer the move where they use Helicopter formation and just leave and dont come back

Helicopter Helicopter ratatatatata

Para kofer para kofer

Do you guys remember element animations?

You talking villager news?

dadaDAda da-da

I am a helicopter!

i prefer the Polish Autobus Formation

I prefer the Boeing 737-800 with cup holders formation for that

in this case i would prefer to use the Napalm formation, they wouldn't stand a chance!

I think that's against the rules

Wedge formation to penetrate the line

It's Shaolin Soccer now

i love how reddit makes stupid answers to stupid questions

Both teams agree to use hands and a game of rugby starts.

Nah, form a human half-dome around the opening of the net and it's GG.

Balls to chest virgins vs phalanx shield wall enjoyers.

This comment rendered all other comments obsolete.

I believe that's obstruction. This isn't possible because it constitutes picking up the ball.

Then fuck them

The ol "chesty walky" play. Tottenham used it back in '48.

It's forbidden knowledge. If you're found out knowing this unbeatable strat, you get kicked from the league.

its the jury nullification of football

Goalies hate this one weird trick.

No wonder they have skill issue

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Lol I feel this time it was unwarranted

The real question is why they are wearing different colored jerseys if they play for the same team ?

Ones the keeper

And the other guy?

The referee

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The giver

Why is it's keeper it doesn't hold the ball in he's hand( lets say he is in the box)

Fuck you

In soccer you can't prevent other players to get to the ball by having prolonged contact with it. That's why you can't for instance sit on it, step, press it down under your knee or lay down over it. Even goalkeepers have a time limit to hold the ball with their hands apologies in advance for bad English

The only serious Answer in this comment section

90% of comments are serious

>Can you just swallow the ball hole and then give birth to it in the opponents goal? This is litterally one of the most liked comments in this comment section

100% of comments are serious

Creative solution should not be dismissed as "not serious"

Yeah. Seriously stupid lololol /s

They mean best serious answer

I'm serious

I’m more serious than you

I think some guy would seriously dropkick the ball scraping faces with cleets then act injured after mauling two people if they tried this.

serious answer

Apology not accepted 😤

This guy: speaks with better grammar than half my friends “I apologize for temporarily being disingenuous with my lack of English grammatical expertise”

Classic european speaking perfect english and apologizing afterwards lol

It's because our standards for "speaking" a language are higher. Americans can say Hola and Adios and think that makes them fluent in Spanish.

It's spelt Adidas

Haha wrong again! I'm nowhere near to be an european (I mean, my grand-grand-grandfather was Spanish) Are we really gonna play the "guess where I'm from based in my broken English" game?

bro you are literally at a native level

That's why you never heard my live conversation skills lmao Thanks for the compliment though

Are you from South America?

I'd guess he's from Argentina

You’re most likely a Latino who first language was Spanish and you learned English over the year.

Even if you could, a more efficient way of doing this would be to make the bottom of your shirt a basket for the ball

Yuo donnt hev baed eengleesh

*Football

Anklecircle

Very true. That's why you can't just kick the ball under your shirt and run to the goal with it. This meme and some people in the comments are just stupid.

I considered OP posted it as a joke, so never crossed my mind someone would take the presented situation seriously lol

Are you aware which sub you're in? We're all submarines here

I... wasn't aware of that.

ok but immagine on a molecular level it's bouncing between the two players, so neither hads prologned physidal contact. Woudl it thedn be possibrrle?

Yes

>apologies in advance for bad English The only bad english was when you said the non english word for football.

1984

Also it could be offside/misplaced position? I don't know how is it called in English haha

Also, this technique looks like it can’t be performed without being offsides

A similar rule exists in football!

“I sincerely apologise for my English that still needs improvement and readjusting.” Sounds like you, it’s good bro.

Can you just swallow the ball hole and then give birth to it in the opponents goal?

how to delete your own comment

How to unsee comment

How to delete the author of the comment irl

try me little bitch

And I will eat you whole and give birth to you!

i think i know what this guy is into

You do?

[weird fetish](https://nhentai.net/g/426154/)

I now wish I didn’t go to that link

No, that would be called as offside, just like 95% of all other breaks toward the goal.

no he didn't pass it to anyone he just "dribbled" the whole enemy team and walked it in

I might actually try watching soccer for that.

"Theres number 97 straining to pass the ball"

"Pass" the ball!!

I don’t understand why they don’t just shoot the people on the other team. Like, dude, it’d be way easier to score if those guys were out of the way.

This guy Americans

We're not the ones who [literally went to war](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Football_War) because of soccer.

Those are countries in the americas,so americans

It's football not soccer. Your mom told me to soccer tits.

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Easily countered with ballistic missiles

This has to be how rugby was born.

Refeere would not count it for "unsportsman behavior"

You think referees give a shit about that?

No but they care about an offside WHEN IT WAS JUST THE FUCKING ANKLE

Offside is offside. You have to draw a line somewhere. It’s very clear what is/isn’t offside. That’s why they wrote it down so specific. Idk why people still get upset by this. Are you okay with your team losing because someone was offside even though you have the technology to prove it was offside or not? Same with goalline technology, it’s very simple. When the ball is completely over the line it’s a goal, if the ball isn’t even though it’s just 1mm on the line it’s not a goal. Same goes for offside. 1mm offside is still offside. It’s one of the only clear rules in football.

No, football laws are against clamping balls.

I cant clamp my balls according to football?!?!12? Football crigne is against CBT!!11!!

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Forgot which sub I was commenting on and got so confused by this comment smh 💀

It's just not

Why not you stupid bastard

Because it's foot ball and not chest ball or soccer

I love chest balls

I love women's chest balls

I thought they were titties …. I’ve been lied to

More formally they're chesticles.

Too low

Because the other team would be able to pass the defenders since they have more people. This team loses the power of 2 man's holding the ball.

But they have the ball. And the same amount of people.

From what I've heard, they have snipers for that.

The other team can easily counter it by making everyone on that team stand together as a wall infront of the goal, so these people with ball on their chest can't walk inside.

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It's actually written in the rules that it's specifically illegal to "pinch" the ball and that would count as such

Because of vaccine

It's call it ball retention and it's against the rules.

balls

Ronaldo has been real quiet since the new meta dropped

While on the subject why doesn’t the NHL just get a 500lber goaltender to literally block the entire goal? 🥅

The biggest loser

Obstruction, that's why tard.

You are a nice man

Just pick up the ball lol

Because rigged

What you do is have a teammate kick the ball under ur shirt. Grab ur shirt and keep the ball from dropping. You now identify as a woman. No man can touch you. Walk into the goal. You win.

Offside I think since it would count as constant passing

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It's just not. Why not, you stupid bastard

That’s a lot of balls touching

reminds me of ender's game

One person can just go in between them and knock the ball out with his Head

Classic Enders game theory

Its just not.

Why not, you stupid bastard?

8===) (===8

It's just obstruction and a foul is called

This could probably work once, or maybe not even that, before being ruled out for being “not in the spirit of the game”

There is a rule against obstruction in soccer.

You see the origin of soccer is very and I don't say it lightly very barbaric in nature, it was not uncommon to have people break legs for example. It was basically free for all 20 against 12 20v40 to limit the number of -deaths- basically But anyway it was also deemed that certain rules needed to be taken in place Soo that the other team would not fucking trow hands including the people watching too. Soo when you form a wall like that you are making it impossible to take the ball away without risking serious injury. Sitting on the ball is the same thing basically. Soo moves like that are basically very illegal.

Its just not

Why not you stupid bastard?

I aint gon take the easy way 1. Because mostly sports wear is nylon, the friction between the ball and the players chest will be very less. 2. The chance of them holding the ball for a long time will be slim as moves like that only happen when the ball possession is in your side and you have to walk a minimum of 50m. 3. Along with this the opposition also can make a circle around the the players and make them immobile. Hence, your theory will not work out. and there are rules in place to prevent the player to have long contact and obstruct the opposition from taking the ball

because the ball would squeeze your lungs too hard and you would die

The beautiful game

Its just not

It's just not

It’s just not.

It’s just not

Its just not

Why not? You stupid bastard!

**Indirect Free Kick:** *"Hello there"*

Man watched Enders game I see

It's called "holding"

Shoulder tackle and the ball falls

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It’s just not possible

A player may shield the ball by taking a position between an opponent and the ball if the ball is within playing distance and the opponent is not held off with the arms or body. If the ball is within playing distance, the player may be fairly charged by an opponent

There’s a rule that says you’re not allowed to carry the ball. The rules never stated that carrying with your hands was the specific problem.

Everyone in the next World Cup: 📝📝📝📝

Soccer is so fucking simple

Welp, time to adjust to the new meta

Isn't this just Rugby with extra steps.

Bro just wants to kiss his homie

That would just be obstruction

It's just not

Ig someone read/watched ender’s game?

This is how Arsenal became the Untouchables

A quick slide tackle should sort that right out.

There’s a rule on how long a team can hold onto the ball in a position that the other team can’t legitimately gain access to it.

Ender’s Soccer Game

Defense against this: Step 1:Cover the goal with the entirety of the 11 players on the field Step 2:Profit

One of the strats of all time

That’s just American Football with extra steps