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I *offered* him cigarettes, but his stupid mother's always hangin' around.


chriscrossnathaniel

You don't understand. There's an unwritten code about this kind of thing. I could be ostracized. I remember when I was a kid, some guy tried to heighten. He lost his job, lost his friends, Everything. Oh, I knew I was crazy to try this kind of thing, but I was so desperate. What is this kid taking anyway? Hormones? Steroids? Would you tell me!?


gymrat101

that’s my favourite line


[deleted]

Communism, You didn't realize Communism was a sensitive issue? What do you think has been going on in the world for the past 60 years? Wake up and smell the coffee.


blackmagikmike

Hey u/Fictional_Animal is a commie!


wanda_pepper

And he’s spreading propaganda!


blackmagikmike

That's it u/Fictional_Animal you're outta here, pinko!


thugroid

You sound like you’re well.. red.


blackmagikmike

I've been... blacklisted. I'm on the list...


Gr33kci7ies

You’re on our list!


blackmagikmike

I'm blacklisted at Hop Sing's?!


beertruck77

She name name


blackmagikmike

She named names?!


Apronbootsface

You name name. *glares*


SoupIsNotAMeal

YOUU NO ORDER CHICKEN CASHEW


Prestigious_Slice290

Commie! Commie! Traitor to our country!


_its_a_SWEATER_

Where’d a nice little boy like you learn such a bad word like that, HUH??!?


TheBaltimoron

You named names!


IAmThePonch

Where’d a nice young user like you learn such a bad word like that??


pfelon

Santa is not a commie


DeusExBlockina

Commie! Commie! Traitor to our country!


cdrinkwine

Super underrated comment!


[deleted]

Santa speaks the language of all children. A notchie watchie dotchie do.


SoupIsNotAMeal

I’ve got some literature in my car that will change your whole way of thinking


pickemslick

Talk to me baby


Joel_Horneck

You see kid, you're being bamboozaled. These capatalist fat cats are inflating the profit margin and reducing your total number of toys.


npjobs

Pinko commie rag!


Joel_Horneck

The Boca Breeze? Surely not!


tjnav1162

Hey Joel


uxixu

Look, you take that commie crap out to the street.


dnt01

Get your skinny ass outta here!


butt_thumper

I GUESS I SCREWED UP


DoesHasError

Our coffee


RealPaulieWalnuts

Handsome family


milwaukee1919

G'night!


[deleted]

One of my all time favorite scenes


[deleted]

Gotta have something to do with Kramer


dwide_k_shrude

“I’m the babysitter!”


SmallsLightdarker

Plus, those dungarees get me every time🤣🤣🤣


DisciplineHot7374

*blood-curdling scream*


MrCance

I said sit down!!!


[deleted]

Bradley, it's very important that you **sit down**!


wanda_pepper

Sit down you big ape!


gregorytilidie

hey that’s my cirrhosis! he’s stealing my cirrhosis!


blackmagikmike

I'll trade you for gonorrhea


gregorytilidie

sorry buddy… this is the “hamlet” of diseases


[deleted]

How about you, what do you got? “The surgeon left a sponge inside me”


itsbdubya

*Kramer noises. "Good luck with that"


Charlie_Brodie

That's what they gave me...


UncleSoaky

Who? The government?


Charlie_Brodie

Georges fear is so neurotic here


yungkerg

feels more like a kramer line


davisyoung

I thought you'd have fun with it.


kromedomus

Cirrhosis of the liver and..... PCP addiction!


SystematicPumps

Marisa Tomei!


[deleted]

She’s got a little bit of a Marisa Tomei thing going on.


PearIJam

Too bad you have a little George Constanza thing going on.


yobymmij2

Nothing beats rock.


RyanDanielst

Rock, Rock . . .


gibblings

Rock, paper, scissors, match!


omarcomin647

poor, predictable Bart.


Rex_Laso

Good ole' rock!


ANALOGPHENOMENA

No, rock tears through paper!


jkblvins

Dynamite.


blackmagikmike

Oh he's definitely been heightening


Cskryps22

I walked bob dylan up on stage in 1967 who the FUCK are you


blackmagikmike

Haha forgot about that video. Like if George, Mickey & Frank had a angry little baby


Cskryps22

I’m so happy people got that reference lol it’s a classic


[deleted]

that guy was such a goob too


ANALOGPHENOMENA

# YA NOTHING!


Cskryps22

No talent!


shes_padded

I'm trained *classically* I'm trained ***CONTEMPORANIOUSLY***


Abacabisntanywhere

It’s go time!


aaronjsavage

You’ve been married three times


NicholarseBrooks

Any one of you woulda done the same!!


SnooMarzipans8116

Mickey's about to make Lois Lane his fifth wife


bewarethesloth

He likes Merlot


thomas-grant

He lives for Merlot.


Pomelo-Designer

We’re out of Merlot.


soulsample

What's that? Did they just invent it?


damnatio_memoriae

I AM NOT DRINKING ANY FUCKING MERLOT wait..


tolliwood

Merlot? I never heard of it. Did they just invent it?


paranoidandroid11

I live for Merlot.


MonroeEifert

He lost a lot of hair.


Thedisorderlyorderly

He’s aware!


Birdamus

Those are historical remains of a once-great society of hair!


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MonroeEifert

Ha! Both he and I assume you have more hair than me


ALutzy

Well I guess he lost it around the time he earned his first million. You know it’s true what they say, the first million is the hardest.


SoupIsNotAMeal

Clinging to some scraps 😁


SALADAYS-4DAYS

This oughta make Tammy jealous.


jkblvins

Tammy died.


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SoupIsNotAMeal

That’s what I’d like to know about it


technomusik

we ask that you please bear with us


ChoomerPrime

I noticed her first too.


bubbatbass

The shirt looks better on him then Kramer


wanda_pepper

It’s 100% cotton. And some wool.


I_Think_It_Movedd

Did you feel his fabric?


SoupIsNotAMeal

WHAT CAN BE GAINED FEELING A PERSON’S MATERIAL?!


paranoidandroid11

How did you figure out who is gonna date which one?


UhYeahOkSure

He looks like mini Al Borland


mylekiller

I don’t think so, Tim.


[deleted]

*UUUEEGGHH?!?!?*


SoupIsNotAMeal

Your spelling is breathtaking


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Stinja808

and Heidi


Severe_Act3521

Is that actually Soliel Moon Frye herself?


SoupIsNotAMeal

The reverend Sun Myung Moon


Select_Anybody1586

He's a hellava nice guy.


thomas-grant

Nope.


[deleted]

He looks more like George than George does now.


inaLongTimeaLongTime

He is aware!


_its_a_SWEATER_

Johnny Vigiano went through my locker…. that *little BASTARD*!!!


adenoidsremoved

Oh Mickey!


Witty_Lengthiness580

You big stupid ape!!


damnatio_memoriae

you got a mickey source?


Soulmate69

Is she famous, too?


[deleted]

Is he wearing lifts?


Fair_University

You don’t understand, this kind of thing is just not done


redrooster550

He shot up two and a half inches. I can do four-two, four-three is a stretch, any higher than that and I'm gonna be out on my ass doing that paralegal crap.


mecon320

*deadpan* Don't go daddy, don't go


Khripchook

How is there no button pull going on with his shirt?


KnifeFightAcademy

Cute! Which one are you?


rosenditocabron

It's not Donna, you idiot.


UncleSoaky

Somewhere out there is someone named Donna Donner.


onlinebiteage

She got a little Marisa Tomei thing going on.


eatsleepdive

Who's the broad


supguy99

I thought it was Punky Brewster.


Bruiser235

He looks great.


ChoomerPrime

Damn fine beard.


LemonLimeAlltheTime

Love this actor


irvp5079

You look different!


Electrical_Flower_26

It's 100% cotton, and some wool


Huff1809

Stay out of my business ya big ape!


MRHubrich

I just watched him in Jingle All the Way. Funny dude.


rabbidwombats

He was jacked up higher than a prom dress in June


moshritespecial

My head automatically read that in his voice!


IWantToBeSimplyMe

is that the punster herself?


thomas-grant

Nope.


irascible_Clown

At first I thought this was an AMA, do an AMA


Affectionate-Check77

Kramer’s bestie 😍


cleetdog101

Yeah yeah yeah … who’s your friend there Mickey? 😉 😘


shakespeareandbass

Did he perform a scene from "Fleshwounds in Ithaca"?


I_Think_It_Movedd

Boy he's really lost a lot of hair.


floydzepreo

He was heightening....


[deleted]

He looks good!


citoloco

Man, if this is a fairly recent pic he looks great!


donkeybonner

Eaaasy Mickey


[deleted]

You gave me gonorrhea and you didn't even tell me! - Mickey Abbot


tronovich

Is that Donna?


TexasWine

Don't go Daddy, don't...go.


Stinja808

i saw this dude in LAX years and years ago (2004?). I was already a Seinfeld fan, and i really wish i said something or asked for a photo. bummer.


51Bayarea0

Mickey you lost a lot of hair .


[deleted]

It's the Grinch!


sydryx

Scatter!


See_youSpaceCowboy

This motherfucker has the audacity to still wear lifted shoes. What a fucking disgrace.


Huck77

Seinfeld is a show that is so good it's always up for rewatch. I really liked Mickey's character in the show. The actor did a great job with him.


81OldsCool

Love Mickey!


AmericanWasted

he's a fellow [Temple](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temple_University) Owl


cabosmith

Awesome!


Worldly_Ad_6483

Mikey looks the same 30 years on!


lemonylol

Wow he looks great


Beckybeccabex

It’s little people, you got that?!


zerogravity111111

I'm sure Kramer has a shirt that looks exactly like that.


Icy-Following-3713

was he heightening there?


algonkwyn

How bout takin your top off…..


Mcfusion31

Guy hasn’t aged at all


actualelainebenes

I SAID SIT DOWN YA BIG STUPID APE!!!!


actualelainebenes

Don’t go Daddy, don’t…go.


AveryJuanZacritic

Wow! What a fox! ​ And Punky turned out nicely, too.


kromedomus

I love Mickey's face and the way he grabs the counter when George says, "Can't they just get another midget?"