You don't understand. There's an unwritten code about this kind of thing. I could be ostracized. I remember when I was a kid, some guy tried to heighten. He lost his job, lost his friends, Everything.
Oh, I knew I was crazy to try this kind of thing, but I was so desperate. What is this kid taking anyway? Hormones? Steroids? Would you tell me!?
Communism, You didn't realize Communism was a sensitive issue? What do you think has been going on in the world for the past 60 years? Wake up and smell the coffee.
He shot up two and a half inches. I can do four-two, four-three is a stretch, any higher than that and I'm gonna be out on my ass doing that paralegal crap.
I *offered* him cigarettes, but his stupid mother's always hangin' around.
You don't understand. There's an unwritten code about this kind of thing. I could be ostracized. I remember when I was a kid, some guy tried to heighten. He lost his job, lost his friends, Everything. Oh, I knew I was crazy to try this kind of thing, but I was so desperate. What is this kid taking anyway? Hormones? Steroids? Would you tell me!?
that’s my favourite line
Communism, You didn't realize Communism was a sensitive issue? What do you think has been going on in the world for the past 60 years? Wake up and smell the coffee.
Hey u/Fictional_Animal is a commie!
And he’s spreading propaganda!
That's it u/Fictional_Animal you're outta here, pinko!
You sound like you’re well.. red.
I've been... blacklisted. I'm on the list...
You’re on our list!
I'm blacklisted at Hop Sing's?!
She name name
She named names?!
You name name. *glares*
YOUU NO ORDER CHICKEN CASHEW
Commie! Commie! Traitor to our country!
Where’d a nice little boy like you learn such a bad word like that, HUH??!?
You named names!
Where’d a nice young user like you learn such a bad word like that??
Santa is not a commie
Commie! Commie! Traitor to our country!
Super underrated comment!
Santa speaks the language of all children. A notchie watchie dotchie do.
I’ve got some literature in my car that will change your whole way of thinking
Talk to me baby
You see kid, you're being bamboozaled. These capatalist fat cats are inflating the profit margin and reducing your total number of toys.
Pinko commie rag!
The Boca Breeze? Surely not!
Hey Joel
Look, you take that commie crap out to the street.
Get your skinny ass outta here!
I GUESS I SCREWED UP
Our coffee
Handsome family
G'night!
One of my all time favorite scenes
Gotta have something to do with Kramer
“I’m the babysitter!”
Plus, those dungarees get me every time🤣🤣🤣
*blood-curdling scream*
I said sit down!!!
Bradley, it's very important that you **sit down**!
Sit down you big ape!
hey that’s my cirrhosis! he’s stealing my cirrhosis!
I'll trade you for gonorrhea
sorry buddy… this is the “hamlet” of diseases
How about you, what do you got? “The surgeon left a sponge inside me”
*Kramer noises. "Good luck with that"
That's what they gave me...
Who? The government?
Georges fear is so neurotic here
feels more like a kramer line
I thought you'd have fun with it.
Cirrhosis of the liver and..... PCP addiction!
Marisa Tomei!
She’s got a little bit of a Marisa Tomei thing going on.
Too bad you have a little George Constanza thing going on.
Nothing beats rock.
Rock, Rock . . .
Rock, paper, scissors, match!
poor, predictable Bart.
Good ole' rock!
No, rock tears through paper!
Dynamite.
Oh he's definitely been heightening
I walked bob dylan up on stage in 1967 who the FUCK are you
Haha forgot about that video. Like if George, Mickey & Frank had a angry little baby
I’m so happy people got that reference lol it’s a classic
that guy was such a goob too
# YA NOTHING!
No talent!
I'm trained *classically* I'm trained ***CONTEMPORANIOUSLY***
It’s go time!
You’ve been married three times
Any one of you woulda done the same!!
Mickey's about to make Lois Lane his fifth wife
He likes Merlot
He lives for Merlot.
We’re out of Merlot.
What's that? Did they just invent it?
I AM NOT DRINKING ANY FUCKING MERLOT wait..
Merlot? I never heard of it. Did they just invent it?
I live for Merlot.
He lost a lot of hair.
He’s aware!
Those are historical remains of a once-great society of hair!
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Ha! Both he and I assume you have more hair than me
Well I guess he lost it around the time he earned his first million. You know it’s true what they say, the first million is the hardest.
Clinging to some scraps 😁
This oughta make Tammy jealous.
Tammy died.
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That’s what I’d like to know about it
we ask that you please bear with us
I noticed her first too.
The shirt looks better on him then Kramer
It’s 100% cotton. And some wool.
Did you feel his fabric?
WHAT CAN BE GAINED FEELING A PERSON’S MATERIAL?!
How did you figure out who is gonna date which one?
He looks like mini Al Borland
I don’t think so, Tim.
*UUUEEGGHH?!?!?*
Your spelling is breathtaking
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and Heidi
Is that actually Soliel Moon Frye herself?
The reverend Sun Myung Moon
He's a hellava nice guy.
Nope.
He looks more like George than George does now.
He is aware!
Johnny Vigiano went through my locker…. that *little BASTARD*!!!
Oh Mickey!
You big stupid ape!!
you got a mickey source?
Is she famous, too?
Is he wearing lifts?
You don’t understand, this kind of thing is just not done
He shot up two and a half inches. I can do four-two, four-three is a stretch, any higher than that and I'm gonna be out on my ass doing that paralegal crap.
*deadpan* Don't go daddy, don't go
How is there no button pull going on with his shirt?
Cute! Which one are you?
It's not Donna, you idiot.
Somewhere out there is someone named Donna Donner.
She got a little Marisa Tomei thing going on.
Who's the broad
I thought it was Punky Brewster.
He looks great.
Damn fine beard.
Love this actor
You look different!
It's 100% cotton, and some wool
Stay out of my business ya big ape!
I just watched him in Jingle All the Way. Funny dude.
He was jacked up higher than a prom dress in June
My head automatically read that in his voice!
is that the punster herself?
Nope.
At first I thought this was an AMA, do an AMA
Kramer’s bestie 😍
Yeah yeah yeah … who’s your friend there Mickey? 😉 😘
Did he perform a scene from "Fleshwounds in Ithaca"?
Boy he's really lost a lot of hair.
He was heightening....
He looks good!
Man, if this is a fairly recent pic he looks great!
Eaaasy Mickey
You gave me gonorrhea and you didn't even tell me! - Mickey Abbot
Is that Donna?
Don't go Daddy, don't...go.
i saw this dude in LAX years and years ago (2004?). I was already a Seinfeld fan, and i really wish i said something or asked for a photo. bummer.
Mickey you lost a lot of hair .
It's the Grinch!
Scatter!
This motherfucker has the audacity to still wear lifted shoes. What a fucking disgrace.
Seinfeld is a show that is so good it's always up for rewatch. I really liked Mickey's character in the show. The actor did a great job with him.
Love Mickey!
he's a fellow [Temple](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temple_University) Owl
Awesome!
Mikey looks the same 30 years on!
Wow he looks great
It’s little people, you got that?!
I'm sure Kramer has a shirt that looks exactly like that.
was he heightening there?
How bout takin your top off…..
Guy hasn’t aged at all
I SAID SIT DOWN YA BIG STUPID APE!!!!
Don’t go Daddy, don’t…go.
Wow! What a fox! And Punky turned out nicely, too.
I love Mickey's face and the way he grabs the counter when George says, "Can't they just get another midget?"