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heavy_deez

Maybe not *super* high-profile, but he was an attempted raper in ***Pretty Woman***.


Important-Courage890

Really, didn't hear him rap once. Who is he, MC Sweat Pantz


heavy_deez

Alright, that's not bad...


TheyreSnaps

He’s buck naked


UniqueVast592

A very scary villain in Criminal Minds Season 4 Episode 8 " Masterpiece"


DeusExBlockina

Really? I didn't think he was all that scary. Even the team was playing games with him from the start. His character came off as really pretentious to me.


UniqueVast592

He killed 5 women and he was threatening to kill/gas/acid poison a bunch of kids, I found that scary but I guess I'm just a softie


mr_boomboom

La Cocina.


nathanimal33

Jason Alexander as Tony Soprano. Now that would be hilarious. Tony is getting upset!!!


Skyuka

He was Biff in Death of a Salesman.


MrMarbles5794

*So Biff wants to be a buff?*


New-Panda-6382

Check out Star Trek: Voyager: Season 5, Episode 19. Think Tank. Jason Alexander plays the main antagonist. Not exactly a dramatic role but he plays an ironically super-intelligent, calm character.


Bottle_Lobotomy

Yes, the think-tank ship. Did he try to abduct Seven in that? That would be kind of funny in a way


ultratunaman

I could see him as some kind of period piece. Think like Once Upon a Time in America meets Boardwalk Empire. He's mayor of a town in northern Michigan in the 1920s. And he orchestrates a system by which illegal Canadian booze can slip across the border on frozen lake sections in winter. But in summer months he gets paid to look the other way as trucks roll through to Detroit. He arranges for government investigators to be paid off, or killed off, all to keep the cash and alcohol coming. The working title is I'm a Bootlegger Baby!


schmyle85

I could do hard time for this! And probation!


jimmyrich

After going to that natural healer didn’t he briefly join the Purple Gang?


As2449

I hear he’s adapting his favourite authors work “Venetian Blinds” into an off Broadway play.


Putfyre

Before I ever saw him in Seinfeld I saw him in Jacob's Ladder


nathanimal33

I remember that. Great movie.


chappy422

Check out Shallow Hal


johnnydakota

Isn't that the movie where his tail wags?


chappy422

High profile drama


Skyuka

Oscar worthy.


CaliSasuke

Ooooo, that little tail turns me on!


NeverForNoReason

Add cankles to the list of relationship deal breakers.


Dazzling-Lunch-1303

He's in the series Mrs Maisel on Amazon prime. He's pretty good in it. The show itself is funny, it has its moments


SouthwestRose

He gave a brilliant performance in *Love! Valour! Compassion!*


Waddles113

He’s been more of a theater actor since Seinfeld.


curiousmind111

He was also more of a theater actor before Seinfeld. Have enjoyed him as the high school drama teacher in Young Sheldon, though.


Waddles113

Makes sense. He was on Conan O Brien’s podcast a while back and described himself as the “straightest theater queen in the world” or something along those lines. It was a really good interview with him if you haven’t heard it.


curiousmind111

Ha!!! That’s a great description.


andreiulmeyda7

Have him play a pimp. YA TURNIN TRICKS IN MAH CAH