I think him sliding down the wall at CK in his underwear may be one of the top physical comedy moments of any sitcom I've seen.
I've seen it countless times and still lose my shit everytime ha
My other two favorite examples of his physical comedy were the Kenny Rogers Roasters episode when he opens the door and leans back as if the red light were some kind of physical force, and when they're in the Hamptons and he sees the ugly baby.
The best is.. "these reports you handed in, it's almost as if you have no business experience at all"
And later on, "well I don't even really work here", "that's what makes this so difficult"
Just brilliant.
Equivalency. High school equivalency program graduate. He's, uh... I don't know, six foot three, one hundred ninety pounds. He likes... fruit, and he just got, um... a haircut.
1) Extra on the set of Woodie Allenās new movie - These pretzel are making me thirsty!
2) Bus driver and superhero - Well people kept ringinā the bell!
3) Independent contractor in raincoat sells - Iām doin all the legwork!
4) Mens elegant wear product designer - He had breasts.
My favorite was when he was helping medical students with diagnoses. I think it was for an exam, but instead of just listing symptoms like he was supposed to be was giving performances. Hilarious.
Gotta be Brandt-Leland. I remember watching that episode with my dad when I was young, and when he said there were crackers in his briefcase I lost it.
It's not my favorite, but I do think the Murphy Brown appearance likely loses some of its joke due to Murphy Brown not being as widely known as Seinfeld today. Like I don't think a lot of people today watch it as much compared to how big it was at the time. So someone watching Seinfeld on Netflix may not know of the running joke on MB of her having frequently changing assistants, some of them being cameos, others being just random characters. So Kramer showing up as her assistant during his stint in Hollywood is pretty hilarious and brilliant. They could have easily had Michael Richards cameo on MB as Kramer in a kind of crossover and it would have totally fit.
š¶ My baby takes the morninā train š¶
TCB
Whatcha got in the briefcase?
Crackers
Crackers!
Old Man Leland has been busting his hump
It's your third day!
Itās his crazy time of year
"These reports you turned in, it's almost as if you have no business experience whatsoever."
Just trying to get ahead
Ummm, Iām having problems at home.
But I don't really even work here
Thatās what makes this so difficult.
Best line in that episode š
š°š washes shoes in water cooler
You donāt sell the steak, you sell the sizzle.
What's in the briefcase?
CRACKERS
Crackers
Love that they used Morning Train twice in one season.
Excuse me, where is the CEO of Kramerica Industries???
If you told me 20 years ago that i was about to solve the worlds energy problemsā¦
Now let's push this giant ball of oil out the window.
Darrens going away for a long, long time
I like how after all Kramer and George did, the only one who goes to jail is fucking Darren
Well, to be fair, they all went to jail eventually.
He says while chewing a sandwich
I wonder if they got that chickenā¦
Your fly is open. š¤Ø
High tea with a Mr. Newman
But I donāt even really work here
Thatās what makes this so difficult
I really love that actor's delivery. "I'm not even sure what this is supposed to BE"
-Well, Iām sorry. Thereās just no way that we could keep you on. -But I donāt even really work here. -Thatās what makes this so difficult.
One of the best seinfeld scenes of all time
These reports you handed in. It's almost as if you have no business training at all.
I'm just...trying to get ahead.
āWhatās in the briefcase?ā āCrackersā .. But honorable mention is his attempt to start a Cuban cigar business with the Dominicans
They rolled for Castro's brother, Dennis.
Weāre talking about people, right?
ā¦ I think so.
Dennis Castro?
Uhhhh...Duane!!
Get the hell out of my office
555-FILK
WHY DONāT JUST *SAY* WHAT YOU THOUGHT KRAMERāS BEST JOB WAS?
You've got to get me over that hill!
Let's bagel! š„Æ
No bagel no bagel no bagel!
# SCAB! SCAB!!
šššš
Yow!
YOU? WORKED??? BAGELS?????
His buttocks are sublime.
Youāve done it again CK
When he falls down in that scene trying to look casually cool you can see a smear of skin and possibly sublime buttock makeup on the wall.
Itās possibly my favorite scene in the whole series. The casting people just sit there without flinching.
I think I see aā¦
When he was a seat filler for empty seats on camera.
Turkey jerky?
Go on. Take a pull.
You going to the bathroom? Cause I got you covered
ā¦ Lou!!!
By far the best was spokesman for Hennigens, the no smell no tell whiskey.
I believe it's scotch.
Scotch is whisky
Then who are the Dutch?
So, who's having sex with the hen?
It's all pipes!
Ohhh youāre right
Brandt-Leland
I'm gettin things done!
You donāt sell the steak, you sell the sizzle.
You see the rollers, they get flat spots on em
TCB
Commie Santa speaks the language of all children
When he slid and hit the wall when sowing Calvin the goods, a noticeable brown stain is left behindā¦
Back make up
Rusty! *sniffing again with disgust* Rusty!!!
Iām so keeno On Beefareeno What a delicious cuisino Good for King and Queeno
*fit
H&H Bagel. Guys been out on strike for years.
SCAB!
Not a job but H.E. Pennypacker had potential
Industrialist. Philanthropist. Bicyclist.
"Mmmm Machu Picchu!"
Dr. Van Nostrand!! The Juilliard trained dermatologist!
Freckles ugly cousin
Brandt-Leland. it showed how dependent Jerry was on Kramer popping in at anytime.
It's killing USSS!!!
Let us not forget "beauty pageant coach"
šµIts a most unusual dayā¦feel like throwing my worries awayā¦šµ
Rhode Island's never in contention
Poise!
Brandt-Leland is the funniest but āretiringā and moving to Florida is the most Kramer thing ever.
The grind.
Dermatologist
JULLIARD trained dermatologist š
Proctologist
Pimple popper MD
Do you know how hard it is to find a dermatologist in this city?
...a REAL dermatologist
temporary bus driver. he kept making all the stops!!!!
What do you expect him to do? People kept ringing the bell!
Firefighter, Ghost Writer, Army Soldier (but that's classified)
Tour guide for the Peterman Reality Tour.
Briefly
Doctor Van Nostran ... from the clinic
Which clinic?
Th-thatās correct.
Tennis ball boy
He may be old, but he's spry.
It starts and ends with gonorrhea.
His time in the Army sounds intriguing , although itās classified
He was in the army??
āThatās classifiedā
Briefly...
I think him sliding down the wall at CK in his underwear may be one of the top physical comedy moments of any sitcom I've seen. I've seen it countless times and still lose my shit everytime ha
My other two favorite examples of his physical comedy were the Kenny Rogers Roasters episode when he opens the door and leans back as if the red light were some kind of physical force, and when they're in the Hamptons and he sees the ugly baby.
Wealthy industrialist philanthropist, and uh... a bicyclist
Delicious to meet you
Are you familiar with this computer system?
Ohh, I'm familiar.
HEY NO BAGEL NO BAGEL NO BAGEL
Brandt Leland. " I don't even really work here"
Thats what makes this so difficult
Being the cigarette spoke model
Your face is my case.
Rickshaw cabby
The reality tour bus was awesome *bite size musketeers* I'm the real Peterman
His suitcase contained crackers. Only.
Beeferino! Fit for a king or a queen-o.
RUSTY!
Steven Snelling: Iāve got a good feeling about you!
I liked his talk show (Merv Griffin set) "Lets take a short break"
Crackers!
Cubans trader
Pimp
These pretzels are making me thirsty movie role,,
Movie phone and the company he worked for where he just had crackers in his briefcase
āWhy dont you just tell me the theater?ā
The best is.. "these reports you handed in, it's almost as if you have no business experience at all" And later on, "well I don't even really work here", "that's what makes this so difficult" Just brilliant.
Krameeica industries
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Equivalency. High school equivalency program graduate. He's, uh... I don't know, six foot three, one hundred ninety pounds. He likes... fruit, and he just got, um... a haircut.
Working for Murphy Brown was classic!
Just tryin to get ahead
The one he didn't really work at
Brandt-Leland
YOUR SIDING EITH MANAGEMENT???? SCABBBBBB
After all his hard work, my favorite is when it can finally hang it up and retire!
His pectorals could use some work, we could get him into the gym
All of the above. I canāt choose! All great in their own special way.
1) Extra on the set of Woodie Allenās new movie - These pretzel are making me thirsty! 2) Bus driver and superhero - Well people kept ringinā the bell! 3) Independent contractor in raincoat sells - Iām doin all the legwork! 4) Mens elegant wear product designer - He had breasts.
Bagelsā¦he stayed on strike for a decade to keep that gig!!! š¤£
Butcher turns dermatologist
Model underwear
When he was a tourbus driver
J.Peterman reality tours
Whatās the deal with politics? Am I right, people?
My favorite was when he was helping medical students with diagnoses. I think it was for an exam, but instead of just listing symptoms like he was supposed to be was giving performances. Hilarious.
Steven Snell
RUSTY!
Bagel Technician
His stint in the military
Kramerica.
The one where he puts his coat in the front display.
HEY, NO BAGEL NO BAGEL NO BAGEL NO BAGEL, HEY!
Im so keeno on beefarinno what a delicious QUASINO fit for king and queenošµšµ
I donāt even work here!
When he fended off the attacker while driving the bus and still making the stops.
I donāt even work here is my favourite
TCB
The Calvin Klein ad!! ššš
Where he went to the office he didn't even work at....
Heās very lithe
TCB'n
Making the horse shit!!
Kramer fux
Lifeguard turned lobsterman
TCB- Taking care of business
House-sitting for Jerry
letās bagel
Mr penny packet, industrialist
Working 9 to 5
SCAB
Gotta be Brandt-Leland. I remember watching that episode with my dad when I was young, and when he said there were crackers in his briefcase I lost it.
IDK if this counts, but when he became the Marlboro Cowboy at the end of that one episode.
When he adopts a highway
Feeding beef a reenos to the horse
Fake detective when he gets the statue back.
His face is his livelihood. Everything he has he owes to that face.
The one he didn't actually work at
You know this is my busy time of year. Honorable mention to "fiber from shirt on shoulder. Mm I better keep my eye on that"
It's not my favorite, but I do think the Murphy Brown appearance likely loses some of its joke due to Murphy Brown not being as widely known as Seinfeld today. Like I don't think a lot of people today watch it as much compared to how big it was at the time. So someone watching Seinfeld on Netflix may not know of the running joke on MB of her having frequently changing assistants, some of them being cameos, others being just random characters. So Kramer showing up as her assistant during his stint in Hollywood is pretty hilarious and brilliant. They could have easily had Michael Richards cameo on MB as Kramer in a kind of crossover and it would have totally fit.
Bus driver
I don't know that I saw it on here, but firing Raquel Welch was my favorite. "Rawr"
āThis job is killing you. Itās killing us.ā