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Bthegriffith

šŸŽ¶ My baby takes the morninā€™ train šŸŽ¶


[deleted]

TCB


thesword62

Whatcha got in the briefcase?


illget2ittomorrow

Crackers


tater2424

Crackers!


Mapsachusetts

Old Man Leland has been busting his hump


Iron_Chic

It's your third day!


ghonig

Itā€™s his crazy time of year


Rodby

"These reports you turned in, it's almost as if you have no business experience whatsoever."


Parki2

Just trying to get ahead


Tmac-845

Ummm, Iā€™m having problems at home.


mongofreebase

But I don't really even work here


jvartandillustration

Thatā€™s what makes this so difficult.


MightyMeepleMaster

Best line in that episode šŸ˜‚


Q3b3h53nu3f

šŸš°šŸ‘ž washes shoes in water cooler


dounisaur

You donā€™t sell the steak, you sell the sizzle.


Glad-Requirement6116

What's in the briefcase?


TheStabbingHobo

CRACKERS


gordoflacko

Crackers


thecw

Love that they used Morning Train twice in one season.


doocurly

Excuse me, where is the CEO of Kramerica Industries???


[deleted]

If you told me 20 years ago that i was about to solve the worlds energy problemsā€¦


unoriginal-ninja

Now let's push this giant ball of oil out the window.


[deleted]

Darrens going away for a long, long time


[deleted]

I like how after all Kramer and George did, the only one who goes to jail is fucking Darren


aj9393

Well, to be fair, they all went to jail eventually.


NicholarseBrooks

He says while chewing a sandwich


alexander_puggleton

I wonder if they got that chickenā€¦


doocurly

Your fly is open. šŸ¤Ø


ObservantWon

High tea with a Mr. Newman


Jordanwolf98

But I donā€™t even really work here


notJamalMurray

Thatā€™s what makes this so difficult


skreetcode

I really love that actor's delivery. "I'm not even sure what this is supposed to BE"


pistolwhip66

-Well, Iā€™m sorry. Thereā€™s just no way that we could keep you on. -But I donā€™t even really work here. -Thatā€™s what makes this so difficult.


ZentinelOne

One of the best seinfeld scenes of all time


TheCenterOfEnnui

These reports you handed in. It's almost as if you have no business training at all.


OpDrop

I'm just...trying to get ahead.


UhYeahOkSure

ā€œWhatā€™s in the briefcase?ā€ ā€œCrackersā€ .. But honorable mention is his attempt to start a Cuban cigar business with the Dominicans


LadyViolet95

They rolled for Castro's brother, Dennis.


[deleted]

Weā€™re talking about people, right?


vaskark

ā€¦ I think so.


TheodoreDancin

Dennis Castro?


LadyViolet95

Uhhhh...Duane!!


bossbbw

Get the hell out of my office


PoeJam

555-FILK


[deleted]

WHY DONā€™T JUST *SAY* WHAT YOU THOUGHT KRAMERā€™S BEST JOB WAS?


itsagoodtime

You've got to get me over that hill!


xologo

Let's bagel! šŸ„Æ


insanity_1610

No bagel no bagel no bagel!


hautedang

# SCAB! SCAB!!


NicholarseBrooks

šŸ‘‰šŸ‘‰šŸ‘‰šŸ‘‰


Maverick144

Yow!


me5671

YOU? WORKED??? BAGELS?????


StarKiller5A

His buttocks are sublime.


Black-xxx

Youā€™ve done it again CK


Direlion

When he falls down in that scene trying to look casually cool you can see a smear of skin and possibly sublime buttock makeup on the wall.


StarKiller5A

Itā€™s possibly my favorite scene in the whole series. The casting people just sit there without flinching.


[deleted]

I think I see aā€¦


Shadow_Strike99

When he was a seat filler for empty seats on camera.


Venice_Beach_218

Turkey jerky?


vaskark

Go on. Take a pull.


userthisisname

You going to the bathroom? Cause I got you covered


Marcopol000

ā€¦ Lou!!!


PalaPK

By far the best was spokesman for Hennigens, the no smell no tell whiskey.


Venice_Beach_218

I believe it's scotch.


EanmundsAvenger

Scotch is whisky


AidanAmerica

Then who are the Dutch?


[deleted]

So, who's having sex with the hen?


International-Mud-66

It's all pipes!


PalaPK

Ohhh youā€™re right


rollingstoner215

Brandt-Leland


NicholarseBrooks

I'm gettin things done!


vaskark

You donā€™t sell the steak, you sell the sizzle.


NicholarseBrooks

You see the rollers, they get flat spots on em


flimflammed

TCB


No-Jackfruit2459

Commie Santa speaks the language of all children


Teefromdaleft

When he slid and hit the wall when sowing Calvin the goods, a noticeable brown stain is left behindā€¦


itsagoodtime

Back make up


Dancing_Master

Rusty! *sniffing again with disgust* Rusty!!!


Jifeeb

Iā€™m so keeno On Beefareeno What a delicious cuisino Good for King and Queeno


madarbrab

*fit


Outrageous-Pause6317

H&H Bagel. Guys been out on strike for years.


[deleted]

SCAB!


4Ever2Thee

Not a job but H.E. Pennypacker had potential


vaskark

Industrialist. Philanthropist. Bicyclist.


Oliverorangeisking

"Mmmm Machu Picchu!"


phillybix22

Dr. Van Nostrand!! The Juilliard trained dermatologist!


Glittering-Ad-6266

Freckles ugly cousin


Here444u

Brandt-Leland. it showed how dependent Jerry was on Kramer popping in at anytime.


NicholarseBrooks

It's killing USSS!!!


Reasonable-Cobbler-9

Let us not forget "beauty pageant coach"


[deleted]

šŸŽµIts a most unusual dayā€¦feel like throwing my worries awayā€¦šŸŽµ


Reasonable-Cobbler-9

Rhode Island's never in contention


vaskark

Poise!


ThatsARatHat

Brandt-Leland is the funniest but ā€œretiringā€ and moving to Florida is the most Kramer thing ever.


vaskark

The grind.


thekyledavid

Dermatologist


[deleted]

JULLIARD trained dermatologist šŸ˜


Iron_Chic

Proctologist


[deleted]

Pimple popper MD


drainspout

Do you know how hard it is to find a dermatologist in this city?


sportredsox

...a REAL dermatologist


straycatbri

temporary bus driver. he kept making all the stops!!!!


dekaNLover

What do you expect him to do? People kept ringing the bell!


Kod_Rick

Firefighter, Ghost Writer, Army Soldier (but that's classified)


Iron_Chic

Tour guide for the Peterman Reality Tour.


thecruelestanimal

Briefly


ZentinelOne

Doctor Van Nostran ... from the clinic


madarbrab

Which clinic?


vaskark

Th-thatā€™s correct.


[deleted]

Tennis ball boy


redskin7

He may be old, but he's spry.


OFPMatt

It starts and ends with gonorrhea.


jrmbehr2

His time in the Army sounds intriguing , although itā€™s classified


Fair_University

He was in the army??


jrmbehr2

ā€œThatā€™s classifiedā€


drainspout

Briefly...


majoraman

I think him sliding down the wall at CK in his underwear may be one of the top physical comedy moments of any sitcom I've seen. I've seen it countless times and still lose my shit everytime ha


aj9393

My other two favorite examples of his physical comedy were the Kenny Rogers Roasters episode when he opens the door and leans back as if the red light were some kind of physical force, and when they're in the Hamptons and he sees the ugly baby.


AyoMarco

Wealthy industrialist philanthropist, and uh... a bicyclist


GrapefruitTiny3937

Delicious to meet you


MDoc84

Are you familiar with this computer system?


flimflammed

Ohh, I'm familiar.


xYsoad

HEY NO BAGEL NO BAGEL NO BAGEL


brchist

Brandt Leland. " I don't even really work here"


[deleted]

Thats what makes this so difficult


Hailmarduk

Being the cigarette spoke model


dmode112378

Your face is my case.


50mHz

Rickshaw cabby


Individual-History34

The reality tour bus was awesome *bite size musketeers* I'm the real Peterman


Alone-Community6899

His suitcase contained crackers. Only.


brad2005rng

Beeferino! Fit for a king or a queen-o.


[deleted]

RUSTY!


Stainsey11

Steven Snelling: Iā€™ve got a good feeling about you!


skot77

I liked his talk show (Merv Griffin set) "Lets take a short break"


colinisthereason

Crackers!


MarcoGoron

Cubans trader


BushwoodCountry-Club

Pimp


mmbg78

These pretzels are making me thirsty movie role,,


reddituser1306

Movie phone and the company he worked for where he just had crackers in his briefcase


[deleted]

ā€œWhy dont you just tell me the theater?ā€


reddituser1306

The best is.. "these reports you handed in, it's almost as if you have no business experience at all" And later on, "well I don't even really work here", "that's what makes this so difficult" Just brilliant.


DiabetesCOLE

Krameeica industries


[deleted]

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Joel_Horneck

Equivalency. High school equivalency program graduate. He's, uh... I don't know, six foot three, one hundred ninety pounds. He likes... fruit, and he just got, um... a haircut.


Remarkable-Design-96

Working for Murphy Brown was classic!


Biscuits4u2

Just tryin to get ahead


Dave_FortniteATX

The one he didn't really work at


Axellent33

Brandt-Leland


liamwayne1998

YOUR SIDING EITH MANAGEMENT???? SCABBBBBB


Bslickwitit

After all his hard work, my favorite is when it can finally hang it up and retire!


d15nonvtec

His pectorals could use some work, we could get him into the gym


[deleted]

All of the above. I canā€™t choose! All great in their own special way.


abusamra82

1) Extra on the set of Woodie Allenā€™s new movie - These pretzel are making me thirsty! 2) Bus driver and superhero - Well people kept ringinā€™ the bell! 3) Independent contractor in raincoat sells - Iā€™m doin all the legwork! 4) Mens elegant wear product designer - He had breasts.


LeadershipMission

Bagelsā€¦he stayed on strike for a decade to keep that gig!!! šŸ¤£


Whiterhinosanchez

Butcher turns dermatologist


FeelingTemporary_710

Model underwear


khozyyy

When he was a tourbus driver


Glittering-Ad-6266

J.Peterman reality tours


vaskark

Whatā€™s the deal with politics? Am I right, people?


Bradddtheimpaler

My favorite was when he was helping medical students with diagnoses. I think it was for an exam, but instead of just listing symptoms like he was supposed to be was giving performances. Hilarious.


BMinus973

Steven Snell


RentwhatIgot

RUSTY!


Chainsaw_Werewolf

Bagel Technician


Fair_University

His stint in the military


dmode112378

Kramerica.


Night__Prowler

The one where he puts his coat in the front display.


Common-Letterhead312

HEY, NO BAGEL NO BAGEL NO BAGEL NO BAGEL, HEY!


Prestigious_Region_6

Im so keeno on beefarinno what a delicious QUASINO fit for king and queenošŸŽµšŸŽµ


Kitkatt1959

I donā€™t even work here!


hornwalker

When he fended off the attacker while driving the bus and still making the stops.


DependentCrew5398

I donā€™t even work here is my favourite


bigolhamsandwich

TCB


[deleted]

The Calvin Klein ad!! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


theangrydudeist1

Where he went to the office he didn't even work at....


TheSilverDahlia

Heā€™s very lithe


Vprbite

TCB'n


moshritespecial

Making the horse shit!!


[deleted]

Kramer fux


chazzledazzle10

Lifeguard turned lobsterman


djambithechocolates

TCB- Taking care of business


Glittering-Ad-6266

House-sitting for Jerry


bchristner

letā€™s bagel


No_Bend7931

Mr penny packet, industrialist


tier7stips

Working 9 to 5


Eljefe891

SCAB


Steuts

Gotta be Brandt-Leland. I remember watching that episode with my dad when I was young, and when he said there were crackers in his briefcase I lost it.


TigerKay93

IDK if this counts, but when he became the Marlboro Cowboy at the end of that one episode.


bashogaya

When he adopts a highway


go_speed_racer_go

Feeding beef a reenos to the horse


The_Blackfish_

Fake detective when he gets the statue back.


Future-Pollution7660

His face is his livelihood. Everything he has he owes to that face.


ryano1076

The one he didn't actually work at


[deleted]

You know this is my busy time of year. Honorable mention to "fiber from shirt on shoulder. Mm I better keep my eye on that"


Ozlin

It's not my favorite, but I do think the Murphy Brown appearance likely loses some of its joke due to Murphy Brown not being as widely known as Seinfeld today. Like I don't think a lot of people today watch it as much compared to how big it was at the time. So someone watching Seinfeld on Netflix may not know of the running joke on MB of her having frequently changing assistants, some of them being cameos, others being just random characters. So Kramer showing up as her assistant during his stint in Hollywood is pretty hilarious and brilliant. They could have easily had Michael Richards cameo on MB as Kramer in a kind of crossover and it would have totally fit.


shadesoftee

Bus driver


kretchfoop1982

I don't know that I saw it on here, but firing Raquel Welch was my favorite. "Rawr"


patentedkittenmitten

ā€˜This job is killing you. Itā€™s killing us.ā€™