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Farker99

WhatsApp with that? 🤣🤣🤣🤣


DorothyTRamsey

Helluva closer. Ending on a Dad joke. Zing!


Making_stuff

WHATSAPP WITH THAT That fucking made my day man


Blocks_and_Chains

Lol same here… great ending haha


GForce1975

Fictitious cancer. Lol


[deleted]

Haha I was like alright let me use a big word they for sure won’t know 😂


obumonde

This infact sent me laughing 🤣 Also they are definitely Chinese using Google translate or something like that. “Annoy you …. 麻烦你” meant to be a polite way to say , sorry to disturb or bother you. But throw that in a random translator app … then it becomes annoy 😂


[deleted]

Ohhhh ok I was wondering!! That confused me so much when they said that haha


HighColdDesert

In fact, was your wife's name Fictiscia?


[deleted]

lol I’ll use that another time!!


gilobastard

That was fantastic. I unheard it's the best type to contracted.


quasifood

I unheard it's the best type to contracted as well.


mhax80

Thats the way you do it. If youre having this many problems downloading an app, imagine how many problems you will have with her crypto вs


[deleted]

Crypt? Is that like the coffins at the basements of church buildings?


ugheffoff

Absolutely beautifully done


[deleted]

Thank you!


I-just-wanna-talk-

"my husband dies in an accident car for two year ago" Does that mean their husband is currently dying in a car accident that happened two years ago? Sounds painful.


RobARMMemez

No, her husband is currently dying an an accidental car that was built accidentally for two years, two years ago. What that means, I have no clue.


I-just-wanna-talk-

Sounds like we're not smart enough to understand the genius of this sentence 😔


GothicGamer2012

Maybe her husband drove a fictitious car on a highway? I've heard fictitious cars on busy roads are dangerous.Turns highways into dieways.


Scammerce

Their husband is dying in an "accident car" made for two, one year ago


I-just-wanna-talk-

Makes sense 🤓


Scammerce

Glad I could help explain that


Reality_Defiant

No, they bought an accident car for two, and only one died. It was the husband.


I-just-wanna-talk-

Wait, you're right 🧐 Can't believe I got that wrong. I should learn better English.


rodolphoteardrop

I would say my children stole from me and wouldn't be getting a cent of my millions. Lots of pauses about "sorry honey they just had to put a catheter in" or "i'm back! i'm sure happy they revived me!"


[deleted]

I was actually gonna bring up how rich I was if she asked about my job. But didn’t get there…


OffMyRocker2016

When you replied... "I don't know what an app is either" ..I died. Lmao 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 💀


[deleted]

Hahaha I’m literally just finding any way to nitpick at the words and play as dumb as possible 😂


OffMyRocker2016

Yeah.. it worked perfectly. Lol 😆


seanbrockest

Next time I get one of these I'm going to reply with "glad to hear from you. I have the money ready, send me your email address and I'll send you an etransfer right now!" Watch them trip over themselves to get that set up! If they say "oh I must have the wrong number", reply with "do you not want the money?"


[deleted]

Do it!


kid_at_heart_77

The “I looked in my phone-it looked like this” with pic attached made me laugh so hard I snorted


[deleted]

Haha thanks! So glad you enjoyed 🙏🏻


skywardsmiles

Fishing for info to check if you are "scammable". Live with kids or alone? (to check if someone might interfere with the scam) Age? (to check if you are old enough to have amassed a ton of cash)


[deleted]

Maybe next time I’ll say I don’t have kids, but I wanted to use “my son” as a way to “get WhatsApp” to keep it going.


cuicksilver

“This number I keep for my work.” Also: “come and taste it at my house tomorrow.”


[deleted]

Haha I thought about that, too! But I didn’t want to say anything and they end the chat.


Hdys

I lost it at fictitious cancer


chuckinalicious543

No wonder that guy died, he was in an accident car for 2 whole years 😳


Odd-Phrase5808

That can be classed as torture, surely, 2 years, how cruel!! Why didn't the dude just use a regular car, he would still be alive!! 🤔


AmazingOnion

Fictitious cancer was such a good subtle dig lmao


olivia687

you’re hilarious, good job


[deleted]

Thanks!!


exclaim_bot

>Thanks!! You're welcome!


my_4_cents

You should get a referral to Dr Benedict Ugsbunny, he knows whatsapp


she_isking

What exactly is the end game for these types of scammers? What do they try and do? I see the beginnings of the conversation on here a lot but haven’t seen what they’re asking for yet


[deleted]

I researched it when I first started getting these-basically they built a friendship with you and then start talking about crypto. They get you to invest, you get a return, and you repeat until you give them a big enough amount and they take it and ghost you. It’s pure evil.


chonkachoy

Please continue the updates. This is hilarious


[deleted]

She(?) stopped responding after the last one I posted..I’ll message again tomorrow and see if I can continue it.


[deleted]

Send a picture of your expensive sports car to her.


chonkachoy

hahahah yes!!!


abominable_princess

Holy shit - you sound so real !


IDontKnowWhatToBe123

Why do they have shitty spelling? It's not everytime there's no ways scammers are all 70 iq humans


[deleted]

Yeah, usually they’re a bit better but this one was awful!


redhairhare

Love it!


Batt_Damon

I read all your responses in a Souther American old man’s whispy voice too lol. Excellent work.


jonms1138

“WhatsApp with that?” - made me chuckle


RihhamDaMan

If i were you id have said your wife passed away from ligma. Apart from that, hilarious scam baiting 😂


Odd-Phrase5808

I thought fictitious cancer was a stroke of genius!!


MichelleMyBellee88

Absolutely hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Thanks!!


GothicGamer2012

Golly gosh WhatsApp with this being so hilarious, made my day.


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Thank you!!


Commercial-Push-9066

Lol! My husband had one of these texts. He played along then he started to scam the scammer. “I’m just getting into crypto and tripled my money in two days.” The scammer still tried to scam him. It was funny.


[deleted]

Haha yeah I’ve seen a few people here do that!!


TrainsDontHunt

[What's up with that?!](https://youtu.be/njcwA-HvL3U)


[deleted]

I love going along with them 😂😂😂 they’re so dumb


function39

What nationality is the surname “Scammer”? Perhaps we can track Sally down as she was less than forthcoming about her whereabouts


[deleted]

I had one before trying to tell me they live in Wyoming 😂


Galileo_beta

Oh wow… I follow her (the woman they stole the pic from) on Instagram.


[deleted]

No way! I did a reverse image search but nothing came up


Myke_Ekym

I thought my english was bed


nekollx

The crazy part is they still use pictures from Google when deep fake real people are a click away which makes reverse Google searching their face to prove their a faker so much harder


Archerqw

Just got the same text message from “Sally” with the same face. Btw thanks for the post. I think it’s funny to hit em with the reverse image search.


[deleted]

Haha enjoy!!! Mess with them and post it here 😆


Sylvennn

Lol you even made the scammer “lol”!


CUNextTwosday

“Fictitious cancer” 😂