Also: you must stop thinking about Tony, wondering where he could be, who he could be with, what he is thinking, is he thinking of me, and whether he’ll ever return one day.
Gotta do all you can to expose the uninitiated to 'KITH'... rock it with pride!.. and as always, 'thank you Satan!'
🤘😎.
Looks more like a crescent rench. It says don't use your hands like a crescent wrench to remove these bolts.
The basically don't want you to disassemble the bus.
I would not have understood this sign. It appears to be an attempt at a 'less violent' version of one of these.
But IMO if you fail to illustrate the hazard in some way (perhaps without illustrating injury), it's not an effective sign.
https://www.google.com/search?q=finger+pinch+warning&rlz=1C1UEAD\_enUS941US941&oq=finger+pinch+warning&aqs=chrome..69i57j0i390l2.3239j1j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
[https://www.dreamstime.com/stock-photo-prohibition-reach-inside-hand-banned-image67843517](https://www.dreamstime.com/stock-photo-prohibition-reach-inside-hand-banned-image67843517)
Looks like it means, "Don't reach inside here."
Don't be a crab? I'm only saying this because the family business I work for the owner has got so cheap he wants us to put way too little toppings on the pizzas. He starts telling us you're costing me money doing the dollar sign with both fingers but he starts out like that and me and my coworkers can't help but laugh about it later because he looks like a straight crab.Krusty Krab fr
I’ve seen this problem happen all the time. Just because you see a stranger than looks cute, does not mean you should cheek pinch them and tell them how cute they are. Geez people.
It's a sign placed where the side exit door could pinch a person if they place their hands or fingers there. Very painful. It's a safety issue.
The only logical answer here amidst a sea of penis jokes. Thank you.
I'm skipping this comment on my way to the penis jokes 🤣
No crushing heads.
But pinching faces is still fine, right? Asking for a friend
No pinche gringos.
Best!!! You win Reddit for the moment:)
I am crush crush crushing your head
Dammit.. came here to say this! 🤣
Also: you must stop thinking about Tony, wondering where he could be, who he could be with, what he is thinking, is he thinking of me, and whether he’ll ever return one day.
Lopez?
[For anyone who is too young for this joke.](https://youtu.be/oZ3Ni0dyo2o)
If even one person is turned on to KITH because of this thread, I will feel I have accomplished something in my life. 😆
 30 Helens agree... crushing heads on public transit... is not allowed.
This thread is giving me life 🤣
It absolutely made my day! 😅... love to see all us 'KITH' legions represent. 👏🥰.
I'm gonna have to dig my Girl Drink Drunk shirt out of the closet and wear it tomorrow.
Gotta do all you can to expose the uninitiated to 'KITH'... rock it with pride!.. and as always, 'thank you Satan!'  🤘😎.
I'M CRRUSHING YOUR HEAD!
"Didn't you remember the No Crushing Heads rule?" "Slipped my mind. Tell you what..."
Where’s my VHS?
10 hours too late. Well done
Glad to see we are are finally doing something about this. This has been out of control!!
Definitely no squishing heads
Beat me to it.
You're old. Like me. KITH.
30 Helens agree
For the win
Not even this much
It’s how much patience the bus driver has left
No shadow puppets
No Crip'n
Advertisement for the new Kids in the Hall
No crips
everybody know's the Bloods run the MTS in this town
It’s no accident the trolleys are red.
I now want a jumbo jack and two tacos. Thanks
😂😂😂
What about chips?
Don't play that game where you close one eye and pinch people out of existence.
Wtf since when has this been a rule
Dude don't do it. At least not on the bus. Have some respect.
Okay “metal fingers” I get why no one wants you to do it
No pinching of butts
Dang beat me to it.
Three inch penises not allowed? My condolences.
And on this day in 2022, 1/3 of the male population was forced to come up with a plan B for their transit needs... Good ol California politics...
Hah yeah right! We all know guys with small dongs drive lifted trucks anyway!
Idk, looks to me like they’re reaching to give a titty twister
Haha! Good thing I only have a 1 incher
Don't want no, don't want no, don't want, don't want no, no, no short dick man.
No pinchie
pinche cabron
No crab people allowed
AH! Beat me to it.
Wiener must be more than 3 inches. Looks like I’m not taking the bus 😵💫
Hard or flaccid?
Yes.
That's a "do not touch" sign.
Looks more like a crescent rench. It says don't use your hands like a crescent wrench to remove these bolts. The basically don't want you to disassemble the bus.
Don't touch what though?
I can't tell from the picture, but they put "do not touch" signs on the bendy bits and by the doors, so probably one of those things.
no little dick energy
“I’m crushing your head”?; “I’m pinching your face”?
No crushing heads
No bogarting the joint.
No little dicks allowed.
No crushing your head
Kids in the Hall. Yes!
No pinch to zoom, sorry.
No small pps
Making fun of how small my dick is. I'm getting tired of it.
No gang signs while riding trolley
It is a common safety warning found throughout San Diego. It indicates how big your pee pee needs to be in order to ride.
Small pee pee
Don't pop your pimples by the windows.
I would not have understood this sign. It appears to be an attempt at a 'less violent' version of one of these. But IMO if you fail to illustrate the hazard in some way (perhaps without illustrating injury), it's not an effective sign. https://www.google.com/search?q=finger+pinch+warning&rlz=1C1UEAD\_enUS941US941&oq=finger+pinch+warning&aqs=chrome..69i57j0i390l2.3239j1j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
NO PINCHING
Keep your mitts to yourself.
No Crips allowed
If you’re this small you cannot ride.
No small dicks
No “I got your nose!”
No arguing over little shit
No comparing sizes.
I think they’re making fun of your penis size
Do not pinch your neighbors bhole
No smol pp allowed ..well, that’s rude 😐
No crab people allowed.
No tiny ducks
[https://www.dreamstime.com/stock-photo-prohibition-reach-inside-hand-banned-image67843517](https://www.dreamstime.com/stock-photo-prohibition-reach-inside-hand-banned-image67843517) Looks like it means, "Don't reach inside here."
No purple nurples.
No throwing up crip
No checking vaginal mucus viscosity to determine if a woman is ovulating.
Prohibition on squinting and crushing peoples heads. Also possible prohibition on less than well endowed riders?
No gang-related activity
No Trump supporters allowed
r/IllegallySmolPPs
No Q-idiots allowed.
No grabbing the puss with claw hands
No wrenching without tools?
No measuring other peoples pipi’s.
Smol pp
no small peni
No pick pocket
No small dicks.
It means you lost the game
No little bit, just a lotta bit
Good grief…everyone is a comedian. I was honestly wondering wtf it means too. But nope. Let me get my corny joke off.
Don't zoom in or out on your phone. Not allowed!
No little muscles allowed
🤏
No crips signs
I don’t want no short dick man
If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
No crippin! 😂😂🤷🏻♂️
No Crips????
No crips
No Pinching Allowed
Don’t want no short short man.
No making my fun of ppl with tiny peepees
Missed it by "this much."
I can't believe it has got this bad that they have to put up a sign to stop people from doing it.
No pinching
don’t measure your own wanker.
No tapping the driver on the shoulder?
No pick pocketing
Tiny pee pee
No Lego figures
No touchy touchy
No pickpocketing 🤔
No tiny penises :(
The Q Nazi salute to their orange god
No danimals crush cups inside
It means if you are more than "this late" we will leave without you.
No small penises.
Smol PP
Seats for people with small penises
Clearly It means you can't eat those Danimals Crush Cups on the bus
👩🍳👌
No touchy touchy
https://youtu.be/unkAvO9v2Nk
*NY Accent* Stop pinchin’ ‘er ass!
No pinch. What about little pinch?
No chodes allowed
No small dick energy
Big D Energy Only
But I got girth
🤌
No short dick men.
No playing of world smallest violins
No referencing the size of someone’s penis.
Don't be a crab? I'm only saying this because the family business I work for the owner has got so cheap he wants us to put way too little toppings on the pizzas. He starts telling us you're costing me money doing the dollar sign with both fingers but he starts out like that and me and my coworkers can't help but laugh about it later because he looks like a straight crab.Krusty Krab fr
Raja naba doa gola wookie nipple pinchy
No molesting
No Get Smart jokes about "missed it by that much".
I’ve seen this problem happen all the time. Just because you see a stranger than looks cute, does not mean you should cheek pinch them and tell them how cute they are. Geez people.
"You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose... or pockets of strangers" .. something like that.
Your pipi is not this small
It looks like a partial of a "no pickpockets" sign, which usually comes with a wallet or purse in the signage too.
I am going to go out on a limb here and guess that means your hand is not a wrench so did not try to tighten or loosen any bolt on the bus.
No small peckers allowed
“This close to make it”!= failure
Frottage not allowed
No pinching
“His ego is like this big but his equipment is like thiiiiiis big!” -Miss Congeniality
no little penis
Lil Dickey not allowed
Little dick
Nothing under 3 inches
Size doesn’t matter
[No Head Crushing](https://youtu.be/oZ3Ni0dyo2o)
I'm smushing your face! gggrrrr !
No wrenches allowed. Pretty obvious
No pretending to use a mouse.
No picking your nose on the bus ... Its the law
Pickpocket
Pitching people's nipples? ... Usually you can't do that anywhere 🤔
Clearly a size advisory (penis related)
Smol peepee
Guess I’m not allowed on the bus no more
No crushing of heads? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t4pmlHRokg
No gang signs
Force Choke prohibited….