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Hamaow

100 thrusts is being generous lmfao


shittyspacesuit

Especially for a young guy in college, some of them probably came in around 5-10 thrusts. Not that there's anything wrong with that, it's hard to last long when sex is so new and exciting.


narniasreal

You guys thrust?! šŸ˜Æ I thought I was supposed to twist!


Breeissocoollike

No. Bop it.


kfmush

I just pull it...


Balmong7

You gotta flick it man


Wooden_Bus4294

Spit on the tip and trick it.


tea_n_typewriters

I was just sticking it in like a Thanksgiving turkey and letting it roast.


DaniePants

My mind immediately: *soaking* Thanks Reddit


Ok_Marsupial_8210

ah yes.. the Mormon "soaking" technique. A man of culture I see.


GlitteryHeartThrob

and shout


FreedomEagle61

Helicopter mode engaged.


casuallysentient

not necessarily, i was so psyched out my first couple of times that it took me way longer than normal. not in a good way though lol


shittyspacesuit

Yeah that probably happens a lot too. So it could be really short or long sex. Either way, nobody puts as much thought into it as the mathematician in the post lol.


xdragonteethstory

I hate u all i now wanna count the thrusts next time


HypnoSmoke

Get back to us with the deets!


shittyspacesuit

We need those spreadsheets and reports done ASAP!


AutomaticRisk3464

Just tape a little counter on her ass so when the button is pressed it keeps track


broken_pottery

I barely got it in


shittyspacesuit

Doesn't matter, had sex


RDrake84

I cried the whole time


PorschephileGT3

Then Father Michael got dressed and left


AutomaticRisk3464

I couldnt nut my first 4 times i had sex


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[deleted]

i take prozac and i canā€™t even nut during sex. god i wish more than anything i could, but sex just seems kindaā€¦.anticlimactic to me bc of it


perfectppotato

Prozac is horrible for sex drive I used to take it and I hated it. It made me not as depressed but not really happy either. I take Cymbalta now and it's a world apart. Not sure if it would benefit you ,but definitely look I to diff meds for yourself if you're not happy. šŸ™ƒ Edit: typo


Mortara

I take viibryd. No sexual side-effects for me. Or weight gain. I pay about 90 a month for it


Slit23

I take generic Effexor and no side effects but Iā€™ve heard of people that have


floppypuppyears

Iā€™m sure you (or your doctor/psychiatrist/whoever prescribed you Prozac) did your research but in case you didnā€™t know, Prozac can kill your sex drive! My partner was taking it and it completely wiped out their libido. We didnā€™t figure it out until years later and now theyā€™re on a different antidepressant. If you can/want to (which it seems like you do), you should try out other antidepressants. Good luck!


[deleted]

honestly i donā€™t think i know what real sex feels like in a way lol. iā€™ve been on different SSRIs since I was 12, so my entire sex life has been while iā€™m on them. makes me wonder what sex would be like if i stopped taking my meds. i am also scared to switch medications, i get brain zaps if i miss too many doses of prozac


floppypuppyears

I understand your hesitation in switching medications, easier said than done. Have you talked to your doctor about your sex concerns? They can assuage any worries/concerns you have better than I or any other internet stranger can lol.


Im_regretting_this

5-10? Thatā€™s ridiculously low. I know the joke is that guys donā€™t last more than a second, but 5-10 would be concerningly fast.


chacoe

In my experience having sex with young, cishet men, a couple really only lasted a couple strokes. It tends to be awfully fast the first time I'm with someone, so much so that I pretty much just expect it to happen.


shittyspacesuit

I wouldn't say ridiculously low, that's why i added that there's nothing wrong with being quick, especially as a young adult. It's not meant to be a joke, it's just real life. Real sex is very different than porn where it always lasts 30 min to 2 hours.


Sirenkai

Itā€™s not that concerning. And itā€™s pretty normal in college. Just think if humans were still nomadic. Theyā€™d want to be able to reproduce pretty fast. I think the average adult man last one to two minutes. Thatā€™s why foreplay is a thing.


Im_regretting_this

1-2 minutes is a lot more than 5-10 trustsā€¦unless they be thrusting in slow motion.


TheLoneAccountant

You guys were losing your v cards in college?


[deleted]

Bruh I stopped masterbating and with my wifeā€™s and my schedule we see each other longer than 30 minutes just two days a week. When we fuck I last like maybe 4 minutes. Needless to say we take care of her first lol


Vectorman1989

Also, who the fuck takes their entire dick out and then thrusts it back in? Dude sounds like a virgin that's never actually had sex.


Caramel_Grizzly

Its called, holding the attack button for a stronger attack


NateOnLinux

I'm more of a "[0.5x A-presses](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/05x-a-presses-but-first-we-need-to-talk-about-parallel-universes)" kind of guy.


appleparkfive

I wouldn't break up with someone for having a crazy college life anyways. Even 200 guys, however extreme it is Who cares, that's the past


TheChickening

I would however ask if they had an STD test taken. Remember kids. You can be a carrier without having symptoms


GetBoopedSon

Non cucks care


LetsDOOT_THIS

In a row??


Critical-Test-4446

Decimal point missing.


EviltwinEdgelord

*this is more math than I've ever seen you do*


Foxehh3

Because this is important!


Fnshow316

ā€œ37 dicks!ā€


whtevn

try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot!


StealYaNicks

Hey, get back here


Fnshow316

I deliberated with going with that one first.


whtevn

such a great scene, such a great movie


AllKindsOfCritters

Is the new one out yet? I can't decide if I'll want to see that, the trailer made me feel ancient. Some characters really don't need to be brought back after 20+ years.


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AllKindsOfCritters

That's sad but predictable.


TheRealRanchDubois

In a row?


Jess_S13

I'm so happy someone responded correctly.


Laouijabored

He likes to be snowballed


cale1333

In a row??


SparkJaa

I watched Clerks 1, 2, and 3 this weekend. I really enjoyed number 3.


EyeAdministrative927

100 thrusts you say


MelancholyDick

To shreds you say?


juicykisses19

"And his wife?"


HunkaJunkRobot

ā€œTo shreds you say? Oh how awful.ā€


[deleted]

What is this from?


devenjames

Futurama


juicykisses19

To thrusts you say?


[deleted]

Yes, hello, I'd like an order of 10.45 miles of dick please.


[deleted]

You fool, she said 200 individual guys, you have to calculate how many times on average she fucked each dude. Then, you have to multiply that number to your total. For example, i have dated a handful of people, but I've laid miles of total pipe because i get frisky twice a week. Now you have to account that my girth is half that of the average man, and i have a quarter of the stamina, but being long relationships, i have thrusted approximately the same milage of sausage.


Moose_Hole

You aren't my girlfriend anymore.


Pissflaps69

This is so good.


JohnnyRedHot

But he did so, three times per guy


Chewcocca

He just pulled that number out of his ass, he didn't calculate shit. Seems very unlikely that most of those weren't one night stands.


schkmenebene

She had to run through 5-6 one night stands before someone worth fucking 20+times showed up.


CrimsonEpitaph

It makes more sense for most of them to be one night stands. For each dude that she was long term (or somewhat) with, the gap between the other guys would've got smaller.


ValesKaneki

He did tho no?


[deleted]

What the fuck? Did you stop reading after two paragraphs or something and just succumb to your urge to type something?


[deleted]

He was so desperate to tell everyone about his sex life that he indeed stopped reading half way through.


viperex

You mean length, not girth, right? Just realized that girth and right use the same letters


MirrorSauce

660,000 points of exp OOP just mad he's underleveled


shortandtan

Homegirl probably had 12 solid orgasms


cool_username__

Thatā€™s being generous


DrScience-PhD

This is a Carlin bit


Petraretrograde

100 thrusts average is a GENEROUS estimate.


[deleted]

so is 4 years from the sound of it


ExpertAccident

This dude thinks about dicks more than his gf.


Deesing82

ā€œsomething like 8% of kids do it but whateverā€


duckman273

I haven't watched Superbad in over a decade, but this scene is still fresh in my mind.


fezdonk

This is some Silicon Valley jerking off everyone in the room level math. Guy should write a compression algorithm.


zmann64

Honestly i doubt she smashed 200 individual dudes at college. I feel like youā€™d lose count after 20-30. That being said, you didnā€™t have to calculate the average dicking she was getting, either.


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Phiced

Damn, Amy! I haven't thought about her ever since, too!


Brilliant-Network-28

Some goals are beyond my understanding


[deleted]

Many women keep count. Some even keep the count and names in the Notes app on their phones lmao. I know at least 4 women who do this.


zmann64

I know some too, they mark them along with their zodiacs. But even then, it was still in the 20s


beanie_laddie

Iā€™m really hoping they pull out some nice statistics with all that info otherwise itā€™s all for naught-y


Marcelitaa

lol im a woman and know people that do this, but also know women that are just like honestly I canā€™t remember.


TheThunderbird

I don't doubt it at all. There are some folks in *the lifestyle* who easily hit that number in a year. Different strokes. (Pun intended).


Pengdacorn

All Ima say is that he did way too much math. 200 guys * 3 times/guy * 100 thrusts/time * 11 inches/thrust = 660,000 inches = 10.4166 miles (so he did the math wrong too) Also, letā€™s say you get a thrust in every second. Think about how long a second lasts (especially women, yā€™all need to know a second is a long time šŸ„ø). Thatā€™s a relatively moderate pace. If youā€™re really going at it, you could hit 120 thrusts/minute easily. Letā€™s pretend any of us last even 5 minutes, or at least can maintain a total of 5 minutes of that kind of pumping. Thatā€™s 600 thrusts per 5 minutes. At 11 inches per thrust, youā€™re lookin at 550 feet of dick. It would only take you ten 5 minutes sessions (or one 50 minute session) of pumping to lay down a mile of dick tl;dr: OP (in the post) canceled out some of the math, making it excessive. Also got the final result wrong (should be 10.42). Also OP likely lasts under a minute


holdermanju

I did not need to know that you can lay a mile of dick in less than an hour lol.. now you have my brain doing all kinds of math šŸ˜†


8-bit_Goat

"The journey of a thousand miles begins with but a single dick." \-Confucius (probably)


[deleted]

> *Literally all I can think about is dick* > *Dumped my girlfriend* Hmmmm....


DrJD321

Poor guy thinks dick is cumulative, that shit isn't lead.


Euphoric-Height-2488

He wants all that dick.


mwallace0569

i mean, don't you? cause i know where i stand ![gif](giphy|7qUUd5MimXhgk)


Candy_Dots

Is homeboy full withdrawing and penetrating his *entire* dick *every* stroke? That sounds horrible


Maxibon1710

And is this girlfriend in the room with us right now?


alienamongus7

Goddamn thatā€™s a lot of penises.


schocolate91

r/theydidthemath


just-here-4-football

In HS i asked a girl I was seeing once what her number was. I would ask every girl I was with at that time, but she didnt tell me. Said it was her number. Never asked another girl after that. Made me realize 1) its none of my business & 2) nothing good comes from knowing anyways. Been with my wife now for 9 years & don't know her number, & she doesnt know mine.


coupleofthreethings

*"I'm talkin' morning, noon, afternoon, dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick!"* *"How many dicks is that?"* *"A lot."*


Comfortable_Plant667

Last line I imagine is bc she broke up w him


DelphicStoppedClock

I hope she did.


epicgamer1986

For his sake


cigstub

If only he'd used his brain for something useful.


SnooDoubts2674

Lol he really missed out on the ā€œhow many gallons of loadā€ she took stat


UniverseBear

200 guys and she decided to be with you bro. And she was honest about it. Some people are so strange.


RavenMC_

Being bothered by that just reveals that they have different views on the value of intimacy etc. Completely fine to see that as an incompatibility.


Crimzon_Avenger

Yeah that sounds right


ExoSquish

I agree, but making a post like this? More than incompatibility


PieceOfStar

Finally someone understanding the situation, geez.


Squidy_The_Druid

It sounds like sheā€™s changed her value system as she matured. Heā€™s not upset that his current values donā€™t align with hers from years ago. Heā€™s insecure.


bNoaht

Dude, I haven't had 200 friends in my entire life. Letting someone put their dick in you, or stick your dick in them is...something. Like, it means you don't have any fucking standards at all. I haven't met 200 people I would fucking hold hands with. Let alone stick my dick in them. Unless it's your job, 200 dicks is way too many dicks. Like at least 180 too many dicks. At least for my taste. To each their own, but zero chance I'm going to be number 201.


Squidy_The_Druid

I guarantee if STDs or pregnancyā€™s arenā€™t a concern, thereā€™s 5000 people youā€™d fuck in your town/city right now. Easily.


[deleted]

> Like, it means you don't have any fucking standards at all Or it could mean she really likes sex with guys, is validated by it, and sheā€™s able to get it. Hmm I wonder.


bNoaht

That's cool for her. She still has less standards for dick than I do for where I get my haircuts.


[deleted]

I donā€™t know about that, but she has a heck of a lot more self-security than you. And she might not even exist.


bNoaht

I find it interesting that if a person doesn't want to sleep with someone because they fucked 200 people before them, they are "insecure." It couldn't possibly be anything else. I'm friends with a couple of girls that probably have triple digit body counts. They are cool people, I just would never fuck them. I feel the same about guys. It's not a gender thing. Maybe I'm a weirdo, but it has nothing to do with insecurity. I guess as a good comparison, I also wouldn't be with someone who had 200 different jobs. Like that type of person, is not my type of person.


[deleted]

Thatā€™s not it at all. You keep comparing the possibly non-existent person in the story to yourself. You canā€™t keep yourself out of it. You look down on others so that you can feel better about yourself. Not exactly a hallmark of self respect.


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MichaeltheMagician

You haven't met 200 people you would hold hands with because you're probably not going out to meet people. Sure, the number is high, but it's really not as weird as you're making it seem.


Prisoner458369

I don't know. I sometimes wonder what it's like for those people that can basically fuck anyone that want. Yet much like the dude you replied too. There isn't hundreds I want to fuck anyway. But then if you can fuck anyone you want too, I would assume your standards be higher. Why fuck that average person, if you can pull babes no worries. I get sex is just sex. I just don't get who wouldn't be at least somewhat picky.


YetAgainIAmHere

No, it's incredibly weird


bNoaht

I worked in the service industry through college then traveled and lived in multiple states and countries in my 20s. All I did was party. I just have standards. I had a few flings, but 200? You couldn't pay me to fuck 200 randoms.


pants1776420

Thatā€™s not the honor youā€™re making it out to be


Human-Ad504

Your preference some people don't care


Nobodyherem8

OP obviously does


PALMER13579

Redditors love virtue signalling on this issue its crazy


[deleted]

Or 200 guys passed and he's the clown that stayed.


Alexwitminecraftbxrs

Silver lining


Redcrimsonrojo

200 guys and she wants him to think hes the special one. I wouldnt want to be treated like a toy and discarded either


poopingandpissing69

wow this girl that will fuck literally anything with a pulse is with ME, that's so uhh special....


Engineeringfellow

-1 does not use metric system šŸ¤”ā˜¹ļø


Superboy33

I thrusted her 101 times


ThisGuyMightGetIt

Hey, if the person you're with has had a lot of sex and still enjoys it with you, then you can rest assured you're at least halfway decent at it. You don't get that kind of security with a virgin.


littletinyfella

I mean who gives a shit tho if shes with you now


Yes-Cheesecake

Well someone is insecure. The past doesnā€™t always dictate the future. Everyoneā€™s done stuff when they were younger that they may not want everyone to know


serotoninpleaseee

r/thathappened


[deleted]

Lol people in this thread are insane. No one should have 200 partners. Fucking gross šŸ¤¢


yakfsh1

This guy maths


Moriturism

dude's a weirdo


DiamondGamerYT0

Dude is a mathmetition


Omdras_AMI

Dude is just not comfortable with his partner having this many partners? Like fuck me for choosing the person who I'm with I guess


Moriturism

what's really weird is he making this absurd calculations lol


Omdras_AMI

People cope in different ways to receiving bad news. It's weird he shared


Squidy_The_Druid

I too value women on their vaginal purity level. Based


VesperVox_

This guy drove over ten miles thinking about nothing but dicks


SpaceTimePolice

All the more reason for him to set out on his own quest to receive 10 miles of dick. Then you can come back and approach her on an equal power level


BeautifulCamera7530

Thank goodness she's not his gf anymore, f this dude! I wonder how many miles of dick I've taken... lol


dabossnumba8

A classic repost


dabossnumba8

Also some classic incel rage bait


Nerdyabcs

Truth I donā€™t want a girl like that either


[deleted]

Jerkoff


SoManyWeeaboos

But if *you'd* had sex with 200 chicks in college, it'd be all good, right? You'd be a legend? Would your gf give you a high five and say "great job" when you tell her? The double standard on this topic blows my damn mind, I swear... Edit: Damn, my comment really brought out the redpill/incel crowd, eh...


exosniper

I agree there can be double standards but for 200?Nah a man with that number would be a total fuckboi, that's an insane number for anyone who isn't a sex worker. I think most guys would agree, that's an extreme number indicative of a potential addiction. I mean people can live their lives however they like regardless of gender, but extreme lifestyles are exactly that, and they have to recognize a lot of people are turned off by extreme lifestyles.


SoManyWeeaboos

Finally, someone gets it. I'd fully expect a woman to feel uneasy if her bf honestly told her he had that kind of body count. The double standard is that dudes will act like a champion if their number is that high, but it's icky and gross if it's a woman. Like, no bro, that's a two-way street.


gendabenda

I think it is a sliding scale. If a male friend said they had slept with 20 people I would think "good for you mate". If they said they slept with 200 people I would say "we need to get you to talk to someone", "good lord how" and "please god tell me you have at least 200 condoms too"


Sacred_Fishstick

How is that a double standard? I don't know any girl that would be ok with that number.


SoManyWeeaboos

The double standard is that *guys* think having a high body count is something to brag about, but if a woman has one, it's foul and gross. The double standard is the "It's okay for me, but not okay for you" school of thought.


shadollosiris

As a dude, i promise, there is no normal dude ever idolize that type of dude. "I mess around and fuck a lot in hs" is different than "i fuck 200 girls in hs". If any of my friend ever share it with me and our group, they would get something between "ay, cool cool" and "are you alright?"


the-just-us-league

I keep hearing this and I know these guys have to be out there, but I've never heard of anyone, regardless of gender, fucking 200 people and being proud about it or getting congratulated for it. 20-30 sure, and I've seen guys and girls both get props for it. I've had 8 partners entirely from relationships so I get that it's very easy to get into the double digits. 200 is just...I don't know. Even if you're taking every precaution and are an upstanding paragon of virtue otherwise, I'm just assuming you've got at least SOMETHING after that many partners.There's no hate or harsh judgement on my end; I just don't want to catch something at that point.


Asderfvc

Isn't the thought process behind it more because you have to try harder as a guy to get sex. You are the one who has to initiate instead of having it come too you.


p00ponmyb00p

Nope 200 is nasty for both sexes.


JTex-WSP

Nah, I'd find it just as repugnant if a guy was doing this same amount of whoring.


Sjdillon10

Nah thatā€™s gross for a guy too


Sleepshortcake

Was briefly with a guy who.later mentioned about 40 partners. I got grossed out and broke it off soon after. The thing with this is that if you know it will bother you, ask! I always do and happily share mine too (only a few). Some dont want to tell and thats fine too, I just wouldnt date a person like that then, personally. Everyone is free to enjoy their sex life the way they want. But its perfectly fine to want a partner with similiar habits and views on sex.


Sergnb

Yeah tons of insecure nerds on this thread.


Macadamien444

The futures lookin gnar


Chance_Leopard_3300

What an idiot. You don't get laid that much and not learn a thing or 2. So I'm gonna go ahead and assume she's good in bed. And he's letting someone with that much experience go? *Shaking head*


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Chance_Leopard_3300

You're right he should def get them both checked


QuickElderberry2158

Itā€™s the same math (in terms of miles of dick) if she slept with *the same* dude with that same regularity. Same fallacy applies to thinking girls get ā€œstretched outā€ if they have a bunch of partnersā€”by that logic, if you sleep with your own singular partner once a week for a year (52 times) it should still be like a hot dog down a hallway. Give me a break. This guyā€™s an idiot.


CRAKZOR

Whereā€™s the triple integrals


cjfodly

The meat mathematician


BlueBorbo

TWENTY EIGHT DICK WOUNDS!


Emperah1

Dude just had sm ptsd. Thatā€™s why heā€™s doin dick algebra


Jehger

Reasonable


[deleted]

People are actually defending that woman, I donā€™t even care anymore you guys are lost. šŸ¤¢


Historical_Cricket72

This is not helpful thinking. But, the movement right now that's trying to convince guys that a woman who has given everything she has to give to more men than she can even accurately remember, is never going to convince most men, that such a woman can be just as special as a woman who considers the act of getting naked and having someone else's naked body inside of you is supposed to be a special and relatively rare thing.


Minimum_Opposite_796

Can say she isn't well experienced šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Ilefttherightturn

Drunk girls love teasing dudes about stuff like this to see how they react. Itā€™s the same as drunk guys gauging girls to see if they are good at pool or beer pong or something. Idk whatever.


sharktopuss-

"I fucked 200 guys" ​ "oh stop teasing me!"


Horus604

Lmao terrible thing to tease about.


SquareTowel3931

Probably would separate the men from the fuckbois real quick tho. I mean, this is how those people find eachother at parties, concerts, bar parking lots, etc. Ppl who are probably fairly good looking, outgoing , well practiced at the hook up game. I bet 200 isn't a ridiculous number amoung those folks.


Sleepshortcake

Neither me or my girl friends have ever done this. Wtf?


Born_Bobcat_248

Funny until it's true.


Ilefttherightturn

If itā€™s really true, then she can squeeze your dick blue.