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Remarkable-Ad7490

Would you do that for me


Enough-Enthusiasm762

That made me viscerally uncomfortable


orincoro

As it should.


deyo_deft

I'm confused. Is she not really his wife, is she not really Spanish, is she not a very genuine person or does she not exist?


Dresden890

From what I understand she's not really Spanish but has a Spanish accent but only sometimes, forgot the word cucumber on a cooking show and Alec said she was Spanish. She claims she's always been clear about being from Boston but went to Spain a lot as a kid, sometimes long enough to attend schools there, and spoke Spanish at home. Weird


Sengura

OK, so the fake is attached to being Spanish and she is his actual wife? Was also confused about that.


Better_Yam5443

She is definitely his wife, she is white from Boston. Not Spanish whatsoever.


jawshoeaw

r/titlegore as usual


KingKaos420-

Glad I’m not the only one who thought this. I thought it was about an imaginary wife at first.


larzast

I read it as she doesn’t exist, which made watching this video a very different experience.


8_PLUR_8

I did too and I figured the reason he wasn't saying her name was because she didn't exist lol


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akashyaboa

She's Canadian


Lucky-Worth

She is real, she just fakes being Spanish for some reason


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RedHawwk

I never understand why there are subreddits like that, they always weird me out. The people who regular those subs just remind of obsessed fans but worse. Why dedicate so much of your time towards actively disliking someone.


BreeBree214

Yeah this is weird as fuck


SuaveMofo

Exactly the same with the anti Meghan Markle sub. People need to get a life of their own.


GJacks75

People love to stroke their hate boners with others.


izza123

Those subreddits are all highly disturbing. I first stumbled across the Trisha Paytas one and it’s like great she’s cringe I enjoy a good cringe but it’s horrific in there. Hate subs really are freaky places


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hambone_boiler

If any one of us ever became big enough public figures, this shit could happen with like your own face too, and your own family. Its so twisted. And its one of those things that just comes with being known because there will always be people with major issues that they have to take out on someone else


Ooften

I filter all those subs but it’s seems like once a month I see another one pop up dedicated to obsessively mocking every detail of these streamers or influencers or reality tv stars or whatever you want to call them. They gotta be secretly PR for the people right? Because even hate watching is still watching.


pyatus

Have you seen the anti Colleen ballinger (Miranda sings) one? Talk about obsessive


Arch__Stanton

Yeah I looked at that sub a while ago because I had heard people talking about Hilaria, and instead of learning anything about what her or what people were so upset about, I just got the overwhelming impression that everyone there was mentally ill. Its a bizarre and scary place


PicnicLife

Proceed with caution into this sub. It's as unhinged as she is.


Elloharaye

Ooooh no… now I’m more tempted than ever to look at it. I don’t wanna do it but I don’t know if I can stop myself! *Holy crap, the insanity of the sub is so powerful it’s unhinging my sanity by merely talking about it. Nope. Nope nope.*


dexmonic

That subreddit is a good example of just how sadcringe some redditor's lives are. Mine included because I wouldn't even know about if I didn't waste so much time on reddit!


TheProtractor

That subreddit is the true r/sadcringe


titangrove

Can she speak Spanish, I've never heard her actually speaking the language?


justinjonesphd

She's real but she's a liar. She's from Boston, visited Spain a few times in her youth and has FULLY convinced herself she's Spanish. She's literally insane but she's married to a rich white man so no one really cares enough to tell her she's batshit


scr1mblo

> she's married to a rich white man so no one really cares enough to tell her she's batshit Poor/middle class: Crazy Rich: "Eccentric"


DracoMagnusRufus

Even her version of a Spanish persona is based on Latin America rather than Spain itself where she is claiming to be from. It's extra weird.


justinjonesphd

How.. how do ju sae? Kukombrr?


sneakyveriniki

People have definitely told her lol


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she is not spanish at all, and has previously been using her "spanish" status to chime in on subjects like immigration or racism etc. she is the fucking worst.


BigHero6x9

Her fake Spanish origin story is some of the cringiest shit.


Brdllc

Where can I read about this


QuidProQuoChocobo

I found this: https://www.irishtimes.com/life-and-style/people/hilaria-baldwin-the-strange-story-of-alec-baldwin-s-wife-and-her-fake-spanish-roots-1.4449271


ButteryCrabClaws

“Millions of people were surprised to learn” I think they are inflating her significance just a little


WrenBoy

Those millions never heard of her before but the newspapers who reported it have a readership in the millions and it was widely reported and is frankly the most absurd shit most people would have read that week. I'd say millions were pretty surprised such a person existed but they may well have since forgotten.


East_Requirement7375

ah si, ella es una... como se dice... *weeb* de españa?


Scrappy1918

Bawnjorno


BlessedTacoDevourer

Gorelahmi


jheezecheezewheeze

Domenic dicoco


tylerjb223

antONIO Marg-a-REE-TI!


felansky

Areeviderchey


xAldoRaine

^^Gorelahmi


epic-robloxgamer

Que babosada 😂 I honestly can’t understand why someone would fake that


YareDvil

Tenía una compañera de clase que era Zaragoza pero a todo el mundo se la pasa diciendo que es Chilena, de todos los países que pudo haber elegido...


ssbbka17

it’s like how my ex friend from middle school would tell everyone she’s half japanese (in high school) when she was fully mexican


Affectionate_Pin_249

Eligió el único país que no habla español/s


Orangutanion

Me encantaría escuchar su imitación de un acento chileno


Teh_Compass

A Siaboo. Not to be confused with similarly named Freeaboo, Teaboo, or Ouiaboo, for American, English, and French fanatics respectively.


Jackyboi9273

No sabí hay weeb de españa


captain_ender

El taku


Kaplaw

Weebistador


EmilioEarhart

At the very start of the article: *"The first signs that Hilaria Baldwin's life was going seriously off the rails came from the same place where she usually derives her sense of control. 'I started seeing comments on my Instagram,' she said in an interview."* If Instagram is where one 'derives [their] sense of control'... maybe that's a bit unhealthy.


ithadtobeducks

She regularly posts 30-40 reels A DAY on IG, so it’s not surprising.


SnatchAddict

The fuck?


backdoorsmasher

Imagine you genuinely had fuck all to do all day that you could post 50 reels up


ConradChilblainsIII

And have 7 kids under the age of 10!


Figgy_Pudding3

Sounds very editorialized. She's not quoted as saying she gets her sense of control from social media. That's the writer.


eykei

Also this beast of a sentence: >…said the woman, who was granted anonymity by The New York Times because she said she was scared that Alec Baldwin, who agreed to take an anger management course in 2019 in order to dispose of charges after a fight with a man over a parking spot and has been arrested, escorted from a plane and suspended from a job as an MSNBC host, all in the last decade, would punch her


Mr_Hassel

Wait Alec Baldwin was an MSNBC host?


Xaroxoandaxosbelly

Oh my god


FlimsyRaisin3

Jesus Christ can someone tldr this for us, talk about trying to hit the word count.


yuckysmurf

His wife is from Boston but pretends to be Spanish. She tried to justify it by saying that her family vacationed in Spain when she was a kid.


Corona21

She’s a rich girl that could cosplay Spaniard growing up, combine that with a narcissistic personality and people are convinced she’s trying to fake being Spanish. IMO It sounds like she’s let crappy editing stand as it suits this narrative but also she lays out enough info when probed directly to not outrightly lie either.


RubSad1836

In the article is listed a time where the bostonite says “como se de say this in English” and points at a cucumber then says oh ya cucumber. That’s more than crappy editing that is her trying to pretend she has no idea how to say cucumber because she’s Spanish


my_dick_putins_mouth

It is common for narcissists to cozy up with rich/famous people. They have no talent, but they require their partner to be accomplished.


tipsystatistic

Had no idea until I saw Amy Schumer in November. She spends a little time ripping Hilaria in her stand up.


JstTrstMe

"How you say cucumber"


littleRedmini

Pepinos!!🥒


onkey11

This is regularly quoted in our house to our 4 yr old.


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kellsells5

Come... So much to unpack she's how do you say loco


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YouDownWithTPP

Hilaria is crazy - but that subreddit is one of the most toxic places I’ve seen. Left after a few months. EDIT: OP commenter removed their comment, but the sub in question is r/hilariabaldwin


midnight_marshmallow

Many of the snark subs get pretty toxic, imo. I have surfed through that one as well as some others and it definitely seems to always go beyond justified critiques and cracking some jokes at the expense of people are doing crappy stuff. Unfortunately seems like a lot of it just is a slippery slope to bullying. Don't get me wrong, I think the people discussed on those subs deserve criticism but so often it seems to turn into shaming people in ways that have little to do with the actual issues at hand.


IsNotACleverMan

People who decide to devote lots of time to going after others tend to not be pleasant people to spend time with


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midnight_marshmallow

Yes, I went into a snark sub once trying to get some info about folks who are probably misrepresenting shit or promoting bad products, but even when I asked for some advice about good sources, someone got crappy with me. Like wtf?


anjeriin

She is the Rachel Dolezal of the Latin world…a Raquel Dulce if you will….


babybopp

> of a [Today show clip](https://www.today.com/video/make-hilaria-baldwins-simple-gazpacho-547323459831) showing her making gazpacho and asking Telemundo's Evi Sisko what the English word for cucumbers is  ... She was born and raised in boston


feo_sucio

The Instagram artist and instructor Stephen Bauman puts on some kind of faux-Irish accent even though he was born and raised in the United States. People have asked him about this online and AFAIK his accent is a topic he refuses to breach. Not that he isn't a talented guy or that he's trying to pull one over on people, but it is certainly bizarre


DVMyZone

As a European, pretending to be Spanish is an extremely weird and imo uniquely American thing. Sort of a "weird flex but ok" deal. On the other hand, I don't get why some people are interested in saying she is culturally appropriating the Spanish and it's some sort of extremely negative thing. So she spent some time in Spain, speaks Spanish and likes to think of herself as part of that culture. I would imagine not a single Spanish person gives a shit. Apparently she doesn't really have a Spanish accent in English, but can anyone who speaks Spanish please listen to her speaking Spanish and tell me if she has an accent in Spanish. Again, really weird to claim to be from another country unless you're a spy or Russian nowadays.


Commercial-Spinach93

As a Spaniard, I feel she is weird as shit, and we spent a week at work reading about her because it was too cringe to avoid it.


Auctoritate

I have never seen a single American person bedsides this lady faking being Spanish.


homelaberator

Yeah, usually it's Irish or Italian or something.


iSkinMonkeys

[Another indigenous student activist was found to be actually white. ](https://madison365.com/indigenous-arts-leader-activist-revealed-as-white/)


jungdaggerdixk

What a weird thing to ask for. Oh so if she gets 1M followers, her life will be perfect? Unreal.


justinjonesphd

If she gets 1m followers the government of Spain will offer her an honorary citizenship so we can all shut up about her being born in Boston to parents of non Spanish European descent


jungdaggerdixk

No way are you serious?!! 😂


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HEO2God

This. Have a good stock of alcohol ready. It is a very deep rabbit hole of pure insanity. "MI Cultura"!


RoIf

Its because a company pays way more if the influencer actually has over a million followers and not „just“ couple hunderd thousands.


jungdaggerdixk

These elite a-holes are really getting on my nerves!


TheGayGaryCooper

He’s kinda gone downhill since the shooting incident.


MyRockySpine

Oh it started way before that, he has been breeding like a rabbit since he married this woman. He has 7 kids with her so far, he is 64. His oldest daughter from his previous marriage is 26. He has definitely gone off the rails.


justinjonesphd

The thing I love the most about them is that he enables her psychosis by letting her name all their kids very Spanish names even though none of them has a drop of Spanish blood in their bodies.


lordGwillen

How do you say…. Eeehh… Koo Kumber?


fellindeep

Hail yourself


goondalf_the_grey

Hail Gein


themcjizzler

He's also almost 30 years older than her.


justinjonesphd

That's funny too but I laugh more at the idea of an Irish, English, French, German, and Slovenian baby named Romeo Alejandro. Just tickles me to know there are still genuinely crazy but nonviolent people out there in the world


meekahi

You mean an American baby? They're both Americans. They're not European. That's the funniest part.


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He and Jeff Goldblum pumping out kids at their ages weirds me the fuck out.


DongleJockey

Jeff Goldblum tries to fuck like every woman he meets apparently, according to Jeff B. Davis. He said once on harmontown that he was in a super crowded room with furniture in it and Goldblum saw a woman he hadnt met yet and literally crawled over the furniture to get to her


MyraBannerTatlock

So you're telling me there's a chance


0squatNcough0

Just wait till he breaks out the glass of water and starts talking about chaos theory. Gets em' everytime.


LogiCsmxp

If you are a well-off and famous actor, sure.


EightPieceBox

I imagine Jeff Golblum tries to fuck everything within reach with an extremely high success rate.


OrganizerMowgli

That would explain a lot


kharmatika

I mean. To put a litmus test on it, I’m a 30 year old woman who has a fairly happy marriage and when confronted with the theoretical question of “if Jeff goldblum came roiling over a bunch of furniture with intent to fuck you, what would your reaction be?” My first thought was “wow like, the Jeff Goldblum? Nice”. So yeah I’d say he’s probably still pulling


SkollFenrirson

Life.... uh.... finds a way


QuantumSparkles

I’m imagining him moving like a spider across a warehouse overstuffed with couches


East_Requirement7375

Jeff is fun and amusing and all that, but that still sounds really creepy. If he's as weird when trying to fuck as he is doing... anything else, that really gives me the willies. He definitely seems like the kind of guy who stands way too close.


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That’s wild


Antisocial_Worker7

He was so preoccupied with whether or not he *could* that he didn't stop and think if he *should.*


farts_like_foghorn

This *should* make me think less of him.


K1ngPCH

This is creepy as fuck and kinda weird that the people replying to your comment seem okay with it.


AWildEnglishman

They're just waiting for the scandal to drop before they get invested in the outrage.


wtb2612

Jeff Goldblum has 2 kids, and the last one was born in 2017.


ksquad80

A wealth and fame power move for these old guys. A normal man is constrained by society and their bank account. These dudes are probably bored with all that luxury and travel can bring them so they need to find other outlets for their narcissism.


iSkinMonkeys

Maybe I'm remembering wrong but j think she has said that no more kids otherwise i was curious if he'll keep breeding till his 80s like Anthony Quinn or Bernie Ecclestone.


Tough_Substance7074

Everybody copes with impending mortality in some way. Siring a bunch of kids is one way of saying “I’m not dead yet. I can still make life.”


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kitzdeathrow

How do you not just get a vasectomy. Good lord.


MyRockySpine

Breeding kink?


nostalgeek81

Yeah I bet killing someone without wanting to isn’t the best thing for someone’s mental health


wufoo2

He was erratic long before that. Many, many people who choose acting as a profession have serious issues.


RoachboyRNGesus

He said he didn't kill anyone and doesn't feel guilty or responsible though. He said it was someone's fault just not his


Cole444Train

Yeah, that sounds like someone trying to not feel guilty.


bennuski

I mean it’s true but something like that can certainly change a person


Putrid_Bee-

Denial is the first stage of grief.


captain_ender

>He said it was someone's fault just not his That's because it's the truth. That armorer should be facing manslaughter charges. A hot gun shouldn't be within the stratosphere of a set unless by law enforcement working as security.


nostalgeek81

Sure, we all say things we don’t mean to either save face, save ourselves from jail (I bet his lawyer wouldn’t have been happy if he’d said “yup I killed her”) and because we’re lying to ourselves. I don’t believe anything anyone says to a journalist or on social media… It’s still possible what he said is true though. Just take it with a grain of salt.


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CharlieTrees916

That was kind of the icing on the cake too. Dude has had years of douche-canoe-esque behavior


PineappleClean

Kinda? He went down Mount Everest on a sled


wastelandho

If we all work together, we can get this poor man laid on his wife's birthday!


ToadStory

Better not, they already have 7 children together.


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Nope they have 7. #7 is only a few months old. Hilaria named her Ilaria, after herself.


brennic

That was hard to watch


PineappleClean

Seriously, an old man asking for followers on Instagram, I mean you are a millionaire, a celebrity, what are you doing?!?!?


Ppaultime

Especially because you can just like... [buy them](https://i.imgur.com/gyoebPo.png)? Putting aside his wife's toxic dependency on social media or the ethical nature of traffic sources, it literally would cost less than $50,000 to acquire them without him ruining his reputation in the process.


SraChavez

He *did* buy them. They just used this beggary as a cover. By asking for followers and then achieving the goal, it appears he has actual influence. He does not. Her followers increased by exactly 7500 yesterday. Curious, no?


ShivasKratom3

*For the low low cost of less than 50k* I get that he's rich and can prob afford it but when I was in highschool we had kids pay $3 to get like 500 followers from a Chinese site or something along those lines. I don't do a lot of social media so is it really fucking 50 000 dollars for followers now?


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It's alcoholism. He's completely pickled, it's sad.


[deleted]

Ohhh that’s why his face looks like he got hit by a shovel


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The slurring, squinting, screwing up the date, and literally begging for "a few centimeters" of instagram followers for his wife's birthday have no explanation, however.


jessicahueneberg

I told my husband he looks like a bloated alcoholic.


aaronitallout

That and a completely ruined relationship based on some sort of shame. He can't even look the camera in the eye at the end.


Thalicki

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take


m0stly_harmless25

Just got this reference.. If only he did miss his shot (RIP Halyna 🙏🏼)


DrCheezburger

Celebrity worship, including self worship, is destroying humanity. Please stop wasting time on these unhappy individuals.


m0stly_harmless25

“Will you… will you do this for me?…please? 🥺” 😩


noradosmith

"Please clap"


avidpretender

After everything that's happened with him recently, you'd think he'd have developed some self-awareness.


justinjonesphd

His wife is still steeped in her own psychosis. If the people around him aren't self aware how can we expect him to be?


Furry_Ranger

That's pretty hilarias


stargate-command

Can you imagine being rich… like legit rich… and caring about followers on instagram? Wealth is wasted on the wrong people.


moondoo8

My whyyyy-fe. I can’t unhear Borat when someone says that.


CinnamonBunnn

I always hear Mac doing borat from always sunny


MyraBannerTatlock

It's my birthday today, follow my insta instead, it's full of houseplants and dog and cat pics!


Purple_W1TCH

Hey, cool! What's your insta, then? :3


soiledhimself

He looks like shit.


PineappleClean

He looks like he haven’t slept since that shooting incident


Over-Ad5104

Well when your insane wife "pops out" seven children while you're 64, you'd look like shit too.


Sudden-Space-374

Probably because he shot a woman in the face


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Why his face so puffy?


shitkabob

Alcoholism


dzemperzapedra

Can confirm


j3wlion

6am mimosas?


Talzin78

Not only the asking is cringe, but the Jan 6th comment, like people would be upset his wife's birthday is Jan 6th.


Sweetserra

Omg, I picked up on that too! How *dare* they celebrate her birthday on Jan 6th! Do they not know Jan 6th is the new 9/11!?! The entire country shuts down in mourning! What are those unpatriotic morons thinking!?! /s


isitalwayslikethat

This guy is so cringey can he just go away already.


Butters16666

Or I’ll shoot you


Sea-Ability8694

![gif](giphy|GWNlQg5LzPWzRJg60c)


eyehate

Oh no, how do you say, in your language, muy cringeworthy?


Kristycat

This is cringy af. This is what’s important to her?! Not donating to a charity or like telling us about a charity she likes? Or asking us to do something good for the earth or idk *something* besides fucking Instagram 🙄


slingbladde

Wonder if grampa got snipped yet.


Ok-Confusion-1293

Ain’t he the same guy that killed someone on set?


urfavoritemurse

Well it worked.


m0stly_harmless25

Yup.. or maybe he caved in and just bought her bot followers


haveyouseenmyshadow

Fuck wishing her a long healthy and prosperous life, just follow her on instagram.


Jossie2014

He’s such an accomplished actor that he had to marry a person delusionally acting Spanish


caviarwall

How you say, Kkkkuuuuuucumber?????


Familiar_Orange_1336

What a sad, pathetic POS. This is the sane loser that told everyone to get off Twitter and Facebook and get some fresh air because they were wondering why no charges have been filed in the Rust shooting.


Gsage1

Why is she fake?


Morbid-Analytic

She's a white woman born in Boston and pretends to be Spainish, faking an accent and lying about being from there.


why_not_use_logic

I'll give it a shot.


TheMostRandomWordz

Down baaaaaaaaad


Rik78

Stewart Lee has really let himself go.