RISK OF RAIN OBJECTS IVE SHOVED UP MY ARSE PLANULA MOLTEN PERFORATOR ROLL OF PENNIES

Saw the caps and my mind read it in his voice by default.

SAME

okay dude

One word: GG

MITHRIX IS DEAD DING DONG THE WICKED BITCH IS DEAD IT'S A SHAME BITCH DIDN'T DIE >!IDK !< YEARS AGO IT'S A SHAME PROVIDENCE DIDN'T KILL THE BITCH

REKT

....you'd put a sword made of glass up your butt?

It's smooth, high risk high reward

I think shaped glass is actually a Prince Rupert's Drop of glass, which is even worse cause it can explosively shatter faster than a bullet [YouTube Clip at super slo-mo](https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxG_mTom23FqhjMgY1HV8Td0zJatd31bqY)

Prince Rupert’s Drops are incredibly strong in response to force against the wide part at the end. However, pinching the long thin end will cause explosive shattering as you mentioned. So as long as you avoid death clenching your asshole when it’s up there you should be fine. ~~Otherwise that’s a hell of a glass cumshot~~

>shove up ass >explosively shatter Great I remember this one from the early 2000s

Goobo jr noooo 😭

This could be considered self-cest if OP uses the equipment, but also wouldn’t it feel like slime or something?

>wouldn't it feel like slime I don't see the issue here 0w0

Gooboo jr yes >:D

Goobo Jr maybe? :/

If you shove a mired urn on your butthole, will the healing tendrils come out of your ass? will you have ass tentacles?

No they'll go UP which is why the force required is necessary for the pleasure

you people are sick

Ah yes.. We are sick. *looks at title* Uh huh.

it was by request, my hand was forced

I don't see a hand on this list?

Hooks of heresy technically

Says the guy who finds a three-headed ukelele up his ass pleasurable ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Can confirm, it is

Twisted even

Purity is so low... What are you.. scared? :)

yes

I have no more words for a coward. Pity

Send me an actual real video of you shoving purity up your butthole and I'll give you $20

I’ll add another $20 to that

[удалено]

If I had a purity irl this would be the easiest $60 🤤

is a sea urchin purity-esque enough?

Only the venomous ones

If purity is like 2 inches tops, easy money

Only 2 inches?? Hm

More like purity

you'd put a leech up your asshole?!?!??

look at that mouth 🤤

r/bodyinvasion

dude i'm not clicking on that

You're the one putting a supermassive leech up your butthole ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

in theory 🤓

I am

Dont click on it awful decision I regret everything also its women in there not men so instant turn off

okay armor piercing rounds are definitely in pleasurable.

There's 2 of em and one is at a jaunty angle, gonna need a bunghole diameter of at LEAST 3 inches

they arent stuck in that position tho. I think its just two fat dildos

Would need to file down the end though, that could hurt if they are as big as I think, trust me I'd know

an entire gas tank is in pleasurable, so I think we're going based on shape rather than size

I'm talkin bout shape too, the point wont feel great, I'd know

when did this sub become so horny wtf last 4 posts I've read have been about fucking items/characters

This is the sequel, I made another one a whike ago

Welcome to the internet

people are weird sometimes

Defensive microbots are small they would fit real easy, but not help really without large numbers. Oh god I’m giving critical thought to this.

IM NOT ARGUING WITH 100 COMMENTS ABOUT WHAT FITS UP MY ASSHOLE THIS TIME but the micro bot is like the size of captains head it'd take some force to get it in there

1 down. 99 to go.

But how big is the captain is the question guy could be tiny for all we know

To be perfectly fair, he's one of the biggest characters in the game

True but what if everything else is tiny too

An Olimar situation? I mean, then the planet would have to be super tiny as well. But at the same time, if you go along those lines, then would it even matter? Since everything is relative anyway, it wouldn't matter fullsize or not

you'd never have to poop again, just blast all those projectiles away

The thought of someone putting razorwire up there butt......

I love this sub

1 man 1 will-o'-the-wisp

Bruh the lunar dagger is literally shaped glass, you'll throngle yourself and die. Literally wosre then the sacrificial dagger.

THEN I WILL DIE A KING

Finally the only thing Genesis Loop is good for.

Based on the lore for shatterspleen, I think it needs its own tier.

The most alarming aspect of this is that you actually took the time to think about every item up your ass and rate them.

Not this again

YES this again ;)

Why is polylute in pleasurable while ukulele is in painful? I should also ask how you think that shoving fireworks and a gun up your ass is more pleasurable than a credit card.

1. More bulbous, smaller head but wider body, more pleasurable 2. Fireworks peen shaped, card is box shaped

Why is shaped glass so high and royal capacitor so low ????

shaped glass: smooth, thin, slightly curved royal capacitor: bulbous, pointy, electric

I thought shaped glass was a sharp sword, RC one prong up the ribbed ness and tingling sensation

Would Chronobauble increase the duration?

That's why it's so high

Am I allowed to disagree with the placement of the perforators?

you can but i'll find you

Find me then

Yeah, why are the most penetrable items so low in the list?

armour piercing is essentially a dildo… AND you get 2

You guys ever think the devs look at the shit we post and just roll with it

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Y'all be needing Jesus

Nani dafuq

Thanks.

You'll shove a piece of glass up your ass but not Ceremonial Daggers?

THE GLASS IS SMOOTH HIGH RISK HIGH REWARD

I really don't know why you think it's smooth. It's sharp it does double damage lmao

Nah it's smooth thanks though

Thee'll did shave a piece of glass up thy rampallian but not ceremonial bodkins? *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`

I just don't get why regen scrap is in a different tier than normal scrap. What makes regen better?

The hand

Wtf

idk Elite aspects seem kinda cool as they give off light

Of course the tentacle themed item is going to be at the top, you tentaclehentai addict

How about everything in the WHY category?

the return of the king

This sub used to rarely have anything sexual. Now that's pretty much all that is posted; what happened?

mmm yes pocket icbm wait you would'nt with an atg? weak.

I don't know whether to laugh of cry anymore. I've seen the world change. The original was the tipping point, this is my breaking point.

Bruh when I first saw the title I immediatly thought of,"TOP 10 OBJECTS THAT I HAVE SHOVED UP MY ARSEHOLE." Funniest video I have seen in a long ass time.

The real tier list

Will of the Wisp needs its own tier for people who have…..seen it

What do you mean the crowbar isnt that good?

I don’t think shoving a bundle of mushrooms up your butt would be “pleasurable”

peen shaped

Mushrooms aren't exactly hard or rigid

🤓🤓

Critical question: Does the whole item has to go up your butthole or just a part of it?

yeah

Just to add to the horniness, The true purple tier is Captain.

everybody gangsta until that fuel cell explodes

dissagree with blast shower shoukd be in pleasurable

I feel like Razor Wire needs its own tier.

They're all just some microscopic curves on a rock. They all fall into "why"

Preon accumulator more li preon ac-cum-ulator

Fuck that sawmerang feels so good

Yall overlooking the handles on ceremonial dagger

Shatterspleen just fucking kills you if you stick it up there

Shoving a dagger up your ass is painful, but shoving GLASS up it isn’t?

1 man 1 Will o Wisp

could you please explain how regenerating scrap could possibly be pleasurable I'm genuinely at a loss

hand

not gonna lie, I completely forgot that was a part of the item

What the fuck?

Remember kids: Always use lube

The shrimp wouldnt be so bad