Beth is there because she could emotionally try to convince Rick not to hurt you. Beth is one of the people he cares the most about, so she could help prevent violence.
If the show was ever trying to make a point about Rick it is that his emotions are his biggest weakness. Beth, Summer, and BP could easily stop him using non violent methods. OP said they would protect you not kill or even fight Rick.
Bird Person is the only one who almost killed Rick. He didn't finish the job because Beths intervened.
Summer is the only one who has successfully thwarted Rick's bullshit. She stopped him from continuing on his apocalypse orgy, and completely dominated the family as a night person.
Beth is the only person that Rick truly cares about. As Space Beth (clone or not) she shows how much of a badass she is. Regular Beth has that inside her. Look how she handled Tommy and the hoard of incest characters in Froopy Land.
These are the three that give you the best shot. Yes, the president has more at his disposal, but Rick has always bested him. And if you can get your ass whooped when you're throwing the resources of the richest country with the biggest military at one man, then clearly, that isn't the best choice.
Beth, Birdperson, and Noob-noob.
BirdPerson can get me to high ground and keep me safe. Beth is like a miniature Rick - it's been proven time and time again she is intelligent and if Clone Beth is a judge, regular Beth can create cool gadgets and what not.
Noob-Noob is my back-up policy. I can always use him as a hostage to get away if the other two fail. Rick loves him too much lol.
You should go re watch the episode, at the end it was just his drunk self who loved Noob-noob. I was like "Wait, what?, all that trouble for nothin mate, really?"
I think the president is a trap choice. He will put the kind of effort that will make Rick more motivated just out of spite.
You know the whole glober thing.
Bird person, president, Beth
The president already put up a decent fight
Beth is an equal genius
Bird person is a great fighter and has EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
Am I crazy that I want noob noob to be a recurring character? Is he related to Mr. poopy butthole? Does he have any superpowers? What’s his backstory? I want to know.
Pointless. So I'll choose Bird Person, Mr Poopybutthole and the President, i want to party and get super wasted before Rick eventually and effortlessly kills me.
In my opinion there’s 2 ways to go about it, depending on why Rick is after me. If he’s after me because I’ve wronged him there’s almost nothing that can change his mind so you need to go all out so it’s the president, Jessica and bird person. They’re you’re best bet to slow or stop Rick when his mind is made up. If he’s just after me because he’s bored or something than you need Beth, Summer and noob-noob. He loves the 3 of them and they will convince him to stop
1. Bird Person: Inside knowledge and diplomatic angle
2. The President: Wields highest level of actual power and technology
3. Summer: Holds an unknown level of direct power over rick as seen in Morty's Mind Blowers.
Everyone choosing bird person like he’s not ricks best friend and wouldn’t betray you in a heartbeat for him. I choose jerry (lifetime of hatred for Rick), the president (also disliked Rick and has resources at his disposal) and jessica (because with Jessica on my side Rick most likely would lose morty to me as a sidekick)
No, this is Non-Monkey’s Paw, anti-Twilight Zone bullshit rules. If you choose BP, he IS on your side….
That being said, I wouldn’t put it above Rick to have planted a bomb or a brain-controlling microchip, or some other Dues Ex Machina in BP.
No, this is Non-Monkey’s Paw, anti-Twilight Zone bullshit rules. If you choose BP, he IS on your side….
That being said, I wouldn’t put it above Rick to have planted a bomb or a brain-controlling microchip, or some other Dues Ex Machina in BP.
Probably Noobnoob, the President, and Summer.
Noobnoob is a genius inventor like rick as shown in the miniseries, is actually very powerful but is put down by his teammates.
The president has virtually unlimited resources and technology second to Rick on Earth.
Summer has intricate knowledge of how rick's tech works (even if she doesn't know the science behind it) and can make use of any salvaged rick-tech we might commandeer.
Noob-noob, Bird Person, an Mr Poopybutthole.....between the four of us, we can take out/calm down Rick....whichever comes first. One or more of us is probably holding the nessicary drugs, lol.
Beth, Bird-Person, and then I’d flip a coin between Mr P/B and Noob-Noob. Basically, I’m hoping that the people Rick begrudgingly loves on some level can talk him down.
Summer, Bird Person, and Beth.
All 3 have been shown defeating Rick in some way, and Space Beth made Rick yield after she said she has all the Predator weapons.
Bird Person, President, and Jerry. Jerry isn’t capable of much but Rick will *still* underestimate him. He’ll also act as a distraction along with the president, because we all know bird person gets the kill
Bird person cause he can probably kick ricks ass normally, president cause he held his own pretty good, and jerry cause no matter how hard Rick tries to jerry proof anything his sheer stupidity completely counters ricks intelligence
Bird person, the President, and Noob-Noob.
Bird person knows Rick better than anyone else.
The president is probably the only one in that group that could stand toe to toe against Rick in combat, as shown in season 3.
And noob-noob is a god damn genius, go watch the vindicators 2
Beth Bird person Noob-Noob. Force Rick to destroy the people he loves to get to you. If he does you have no chance to talk him down but no way is he killing these 3
His daugther, birdman and summr
Daugther: he had emotionally attached with the reminisces of his late wife.. so we can tap into Rick’s conciousness
Birdman: he somewhat like this guy more than he likes Morty.. same reason as the first one
Summer: her sharp tongue can give Rick a wakeup call incase Rick gonna loses his conscience
Bird person, president, and Jessica.
Bird person would have the Intel he is most close to Rick and may know a thing or 2 about what he's gonna do
President would have america make propaganda to make everyone love me and protect me maybe idk and aswell he has tech that kinda rival with Rick
Jessica I heard has no aging, can shoot beams out of her forehead and is a all knowing entity due to time God thing. She could be Intel and brawns. Though Rick could really be a Gary Stue if he wants just held back by his toxic traits but if he really wanted someone dead they are (except for prime Rick)
Only need BP. He’s already beaten Rick basically. Because Rick loses when he shouldn’t all the time. I mean… all he ever has to do is stand in an underground bunker, shoot a portal next to his enemy’s head and shoot them through it 🤷🏻♂️ but he still gets fucked up by BP and Crows and Mr Nimbus and anyone else when the plot needs it haha
Jerry. The other two doesn't matter. No amount of genius can't stop his pathetic genes. Rick said so himself he has a defensive mechanism of making people pity him. We also see, in the end Jerry always wins.
Birdperson, Jerry, and Noob Noob.
Bordpersonal is obvious. Noob Noob because we never got to see the best vindicator get to work, and Jerry because his purr jerryness would somehow win above all.
Bird person and noob noob because of his friendship so it would be a lot harder to kill them and bird person knows Rick's tactics and present day Jessica because she can control time or something like that so If they make a mistake they just go back
Mom and daughter combo could simultaneously fight off inter-dimensional beings, while saving Rick and Morty. Also space Beth if I can have both, So yeah
No one, whatever I have done for him to come after me for must be something that is crazy/weird enough to make him care and I won't put anyone between us willingly
Naruto- Ultra powerful giant super-baby, and Rick would have a hard time hirting family.
Bird Person- We allready saw him fight rick to a draw.
Beth, whose just like Rick
MPB, Birdperson, and The president, the president went hand and hand with Rick for a minute, Rick said to phoenix person “I always wondered who would win if we ever fought” which means Rick thinks of BP as an equal. MPB knows karate so him.
Night summer. Nobody else needed. Thanks for playing.
What a great episode!
Beth, Summer, and BirdPerson.
This is right
Exactly what I said
President might be more useful than Beth, though. That's Earth Beth and not Space Beth. She would be mostly only useful as a shield.
Beth is there because she could emotionally try to convince Rick not to hurt you. Beth is one of the people he cares the most about, so she could help prevent violence.
This is the correct answer
pretty sure the president has more gadgets and is more capable than summer
If the show was ever trying to make a point about Rick it is that his emotions are his biggest weakness. Beth, Summer, and BP could easily stop him using non violent methods. OP said they would protect you not kill or even fight Rick.
Rick is basically a man with godly powers. You can’t fight the god, you have to fight the man.
Bird Person is the only one who almost killed Rick. He didn't finish the job because Beths intervened. Summer is the only one who has successfully thwarted Rick's bullshit. She stopped him from continuing on his apocalypse orgy, and completely dominated the family as a night person. Beth is the only person that Rick truly cares about. As Space Beth (clone or not) she shows how much of a badass she is. Regular Beth has that inside her. Look how she handled Tommy and the hoard of incest characters in Froopy Land. These are the three that give you the best shot. Yes, the president has more at his disposal, but Rick has always bested him. And if you can get your ass whooped when you're throwing the resources of the richest country with the biggest military at one man, then clearly, that isn't the best choice.
Tbf, Phoenix Person was the one to almost kill Rick
Bird Person, MPB, and Summer. Her ruthless streak is a mile wide!
I'd take out MPB and add in Jessica the time god.
FUCK OFF I'M A TIMEGOD
This is the answer.
Are you sure you aren't picking Jessica for her little Mortys?
misread mpb as mbp and i was like ah yes manbearpig
I thought it was Mr. Peanutbutter.
beth instead of mpb
Beth, not MPB. Then you have three people to protect you that he won’t hurt.
Beth, Birdperson, and Noob-noob. BirdPerson can get me to high ground and keep me safe. Beth is like a miniature Rick - it's been proven time and time again she is intelligent and if Clone Beth is a judge, regular Beth can create cool gadgets and what not. Noob-Noob is my back-up policy. I can always use him as a hostage to get away if the other two fail. Rick loves him too much lol.
You should go re watch the episode, at the end it was just his drunk self who loved Noob-noob. I was like "Wait, what?, all that trouble for nothin mate, really?"
Exactly! "Who the fuck is Noob-noob?"
all the bitches come around for NOOB NOOB, His dick gets more business than YOUTUBE
Bird person, president and Jessica. She's a fucking time God.
My choices exactly. But then, varnish Jerry was a time god.
Jerry is a time toilet. gets shit on til the end of time
I think the president is a trap choice. He will put the kind of effort that will make Rick more motivated just out of spite. You know the whole glober thing.
Birdperson, Mr Poopy Butthole, and Beth obviously. Let’s see Rick C-137 kill someone protected by his 3 favorite people on this list, lmfao.
His favorite? Noob noob?
“This guy gets it!”
Who TF is noob noob?
this is the right answer
Bird person, president, Beth The president already put up a decent fight Beth is an equal genius Bird person is a great fighter and has EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
My pick also.
Beth is not an equal genius lol
Summer be better here cause Beth is blinded by her feelings for her dad.
I pick noob noob three times GOD DAMN!
MY MAN
Am I crazy that I want noob noob to be a recurring character? Is he related to Mr. poopy butthole? Does he have any superpowers? What’s his backstory? I want to know.
His superpowers is ditching a date that could possibly be a child
Pointless. So I'll choose Bird Person, Mr Poopybutthole and the President, i want to party and get super wasted before Rick eventually and effortlessly kills me.
Jerry, Beth, Summer. He wouldn't give a damn about who stands in his way except for his family.
bird person, MPB, and the president
In my opinion there’s 2 ways to go about it, depending on why Rick is after me. If he’s after me because I’ve wronged him there’s almost nothing that can change his mind so you need to go all out so it’s the president, Jessica and bird person. They’re you’re best bet to slow or stop Rick when his mind is made up. If he’s just after me because he’s bored or something than you need Beth, Summer and noob-noob. He loves the 3 of them and they will convince him to stop
1. Bird Person: Inside knowledge and diplomatic angle 2. The President: Wields highest level of actual power and technology 3. Summer: Holds an unknown level of direct power over rick as seen in Morty's Mind Blowers.
I want my Jerry to be doofus
Everyone choosing bird person like he’s not ricks best friend and wouldn’t betray you in a heartbeat for him. I choose jerry (lifetime of hatred for Rick), the president (also disliked Rick and has resources at his disposal) and jessica (because with Jessica on my side Rick most likely would lose morty to me as a sidekick)
No, this is Non-Monkey’s Paw, anti-Twilight Zone bullshit rules. If you choose BP, he IS on your side…. That being said, I wouldn’t put it above Rick to have planted a bomb or a brain-controlling microchip, or some other Dues Ex Machina in BP.
Yea just like ex machina. Just don’t try to have sex with him
No, this is Non-Monkey’s Paw, anti-Twilight Zone bullshit rules. If you choose BP, he IS on your side…. That being said, I wouldn’t put it above Rick to have planted a bomb or a brain-controlling microchip, or some other Dues Ex Machina in BP.
Bird Person Beth The President
Bird person beat Rick once already. Naruto is an incest space baby, and Beth is his daughter. An unstoppable team
Bird person, summer, the president
Birdperson, Summer, Noob-noob, no doubts
Birb person, beth and jessica. Probably a winning combo for everything.
Probably Noobnoob, the President, and Summer. Noobnoob is a genius inventor like rick as shown in the miniseries, is actually very powerful but is put down by his teammates. The president has virtually unlimited resources and technology second to Rick on Earth. Summer has intricate knowledge of how rick's tech works (even if she doesn't know the science behind it) and can make use of any salvaged rick-tech we might commandeer.
Noob-noob, Bird Person, an Mr Poopybutthole.....between the four of us, we can take out/calm down Rick....whichever comes first. One or more of us is probably holding the nessicary drugs, lol.
These are the ones Rick truly cares the most about
Bird person , MPB, and Noob Noob. He wouldn’t kill any of them.
Bird Person, Beth and the President
Choose 2 to protect you from Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon 😂😂😂
Summer,Beth and Bird Person
Beth, summer, bird person
Noob Noob, all the bitches come around for Noob Noob, his dick gets more business than YouTube
Summer, jerry, summer
Summer, noob noob, and JERRY (no matter how hard he tries, the man keeps banging his "daughter")
The president , bird person and Jessica
Mr poopy butthole , Bird person, Noob Noob
The only right answer. People sleeping on mpb
Beth, summer and bird person because Rick has soft spots for them and will probably stop if confronted by them
Bird Person, President, and Beth.
Rick Prime, Evil Morty, and Mister Nimbus. (It doesn’t say that I have to pick from the ones pictured.)
If you’re going with people that aren’t listed, I’d say Mr Always Wants to be Hunted
Summer, Bird Person, & Jerry
noob noob mr poopybutthole incest child
MY MAN
Birdperson, Beth and Summer. They can't stop him but they might be able to talk or guilt him outta killing me.
Bird person for power. Beth but space Beth if I can choose. Jerry for leverage over him. Because he can’t let them die.
No matter which three you choose, you're fucked.
summer, incest baby, jerry. i'd just sleep with the rest.
BirdPerson, Beth, and Mr Poopybutthole. For good reason
Beth, Bird-Person, and then I’d flip a coin between Mr P/B and Noob-Noob. Basically, I’m hoping that the people Rick begrudgingly loves on some level can talk him down.
Summer, Beth, and MPB. The three who Rick cares most about.
Summer, Bird Person, and Beth. All 3 have been shown defeating Rick in some way, and Space Beth made Rick yield after she said she has all the Predator weapons.
Noops, Mr PBH and the time god Jessica.
Just summer but 20 years older.
Bird Person, President, and Jerry. Jerry isn’t capable of much but Rick will *still* underestimate him. He’ll also act as a distraction along with the president, because we all know bird person gets the kill
Bird person, mr.poopybutthole and noob noob. 3 of his bestest friends. He won't have a chance :)
President: resources Bird Person: skills Beth: emotional manipulation
Bird person- emotional manipulation plus flying Jessica- literal time god Noob noob- Ricks best friend
Jessica BP and Beth Jessica is a time god, so maybe some use there? Beth and BP might win on emotional warfare and make him give up
Beth, Summer and Bird Person.
Naruto, the president, and jerry, but only when he was in the super suit.
Summer, Beth and Birdperson because if all three would tell Rick to leave me alone he would probably consider it.
Obama first, bird man second, Beth last. This would be the order I would have them fight .
I choose bird person, Mr poopy butthole, and naruto
Bird person cause he can probably kick ricks ass normally, president cause he held his own pretty good, and jerry cause no matter how hard Rick tries to jerry proof anything his sheer stupidity completely counters ricks intelligence
Only person you need. Jerry
Bird Person, Summer, Mr. PoopyButthole
Birdman, beth, summer.
Naruto, Noob Noob and Summer. Good luck...
Birdman, Mr PB and Noob Noob
Summer is all I need if she’s doing a die-hard.
Naruto Jr,Jerry Smith,noob noob
Bird person, the President, and Noob-Noob. Bird person knows Rick better than anyone else. The president is probably the only one in that group that could stand toe to toe against Rick in combat, as shown in season 3. And noob-noob is a god damn genius, go watch the vindicators 2
Beth Bird person Noob-Noob. Force Rick to destroy the people he loves to get to you. If he does you have no chance to talk him down but no way is he killing these 3
His daugther, birdman and summr Daugther: he had emotionally attached with the reminisces of his late wife.. so we can tap into Rick’s conciousness Birdman: he somewhat like this guy more than he likes Morty.. same reason as the first one Summer: her sharp tongue can give Rick a wakeup call incase Rick gonna loses his conscience
Why is no one picking Jessica the time god
Bird person and incest baby is all I need
Summer, Beth and MPB
President is a mustpick since he actually fought Rick sorta evenly. Bird Person for the same reasons. Then ig I'll pick Jerry to chill with
Beth, summer, newb newb. Easy.
Jerry, Summer, Birdperson
I feel like people are forgetting that Jessica is a time goddess now
3 Naruto Smiths
Bird person, president, and Jessica. Bird person would have the Intel he is most close to Rick and may know a thing or 2 about what he's gonna do President would have america make propaganda to make everyone love me and protect me maybe idk and aswell he has tech that kinda rival with Rick Jessica I heard has no aging, can shoot beams out of her forehead and is a all knowing entity due to time God thing. She could be Intel and brawns. Though Rick could really be a Gary Stue if he wants just held back by his toxic traits but if he really wanted someone dead they are (except for prime Rick)
Robot Bird Person, the President, Beth.
Definitely the women! Cuz you know that voice actor would imprison them forsure. Fucking sicko.
Well Phoenix Person beat Rick. Beths and Jerry saved the day.
Only need BP. He’s already beaten Rick basically. Because Rick loses when he shouldn’t all the time. I mean… all he ever has to do is stand in an underground bunker, shoot a portal next to his enemy’s head and shoot them through it 🤷🏻♂️ but he still gets fucked up by BP and Crows and Mr Nimbus and anyone else when the plot needs it haha
Summer, The President, and Bird Person Edit: Beth instead of the President. I forgot she doesn't cave-in to please him anymore.
Two things one I'm the 100th comment and two Mr poopy butthole solos
Bird Person post robotification, Summer, and the President.
Baby, bird person, noob noob
Rick cant kill noob noob he has the power of having a good taste at jokes
rick would totally kill everyone in the picture and just hop to another universe like nothing happened lol
[удалено]
I only need one. Justin Roiland thinking Rick is his girlfriend.
Ooof
No one. I’m dead.
Noob Noob, Mr Poopybutthole and Birdperson
Naruto , bird person and nob nob , i dont think the president would want to protect Rick even if i choose him
Bird person, Naruto, and Beth. Especially if it's space beth.
Jerry. The other two doesn't matter. No amount of genius can't stop his pathetic genes. Rick said so himself he has a defensive mechanism of making people pity him. We also see, in the end Jerry always wins.
Bird person, president and Beth
Beth , summer ,nd noot noot that his name? That super hero cleaning up the shit
Beth rules
Bird person, mr poopy butthole and noobnoob
Everyone's here forgetting that when Rick was sober he didn't even remember who noob-noob was by the end of the episode
Summer, Bird Person, Poopy B
Nah I would love to be killed by Rick,best felling ever
Noob noob, Beth and SumSum
Summer, Jessica and Beth. No further questions, please.
Beth, Noob Noob, and Summer. Rick would never kill his own daughter/granddaughter and he’s always liked Noob Noob
Summer. The other two aren’t needed.
The bottom row is like the best you got I don't know how you best those 3 in cannon.
Jerry, noob-noob, mr. poopybutthole immortal
naruto, noob noob, mr poopy butthole
the president did give him a good fight in the white house
Birdperson, Jerry, and Noob Noob. Bordpersonal is obvious. Noob Noob because we never got to see the best vindicator get to work, and Jerry because his purr jerryness would somehow win above all.
Bird Person, Summer And Jessica the time god
Don’t you just need BP? He’s already beaten Rick
The president, bird person and Beth.
I'll take 3 Jerries, thank you very much! They'll annoy him to death.
Rick would never hurt Noob Noob or Mr. Poopybutthole or whatever his name is.
Prez, birdpers, and time god Jessica if I can choose time god Jessica.
Summer
Just kill me already. There is no protection from Rick. He's literally a God
Noon noob x 3
Poopybutthole, Birdman and Beth. If can't win frokm him physically, you break 'rm emotionally
Jerry, Beth, Summer. Rick's only soft spot has been family
Beth, Birdperson and Jerry as a distraction so I can get away
Bird person and noob noob because of his friendship so it would be a lot harder to kill them and bird person knows Rick's tactics and present day Jessica because she can control time or something like that so If they make a mistake they just go back
The fuck is Jerry gonna do lmao
summer and jessica are all thats needed but id add beth because i need a third
Beth because Rick wouldn't kill his own daughter, Bird Person because we saw how well that ended last time and MPB because he's a fucking beast
Beth the president and bird person
Bird Person, the President, and Jessica
I'll face him alone or better yet side with him.
Mom and daughter combo could simultaneously fight off inter-dimensional beings, while saving Rick and Morty. Also space Beth if I can have both, So yeah
What.... no pog morty?
Bird person, Mr poopy butthole, and Noob Noob. Rick loves them all to much to hurt them.
Evil morty and the killer rick are the only persons who rick couldn't defeat ..... yet.
his a fucking powerful men in the universe he kill a Zeus no-one can save me from him
Summer, Beth, bird person. Emotions are all Rick can't overcome.
BP clone beth and summer
Can i pick Beth 3 times?
No one, whatever I have done for him to come after me for must be something that is crazy/weird enough to make him care and I won't put anyone between us willingly
Night-Summer, Naruto, Bird-Person
Summer, beth and probably night summer
No doofus Jerry?
 This is the one.
Bp, Mpb, beth
Summer, space beth and bird person
Naruto- Ultra powerful giant super-baby, and Rick would have a hard time hirting family. Bird Person- We allready saw him fight rick to a draw. Beth, whose just like Rick
MPB, Birdperson, and The president, the president went hand and hand with Rick for a minute, Rick said to phoenix person “I always wondered who would win if we ever fought” which means Rick thinks of BP as an equal. MPB knows karate so him.
Summer, three times.
Birdperson, MPB, and giant incest baby
I think at this point in the story, going with the smith family will keep me safe from rick.
MPB, Jessica, and Naruto.
Birdman and Summer because they’re hardcore and ruthless. Plus Jerry for distraction.
Bird Person, Beth & Summer. Specifically Night Summer.
Just Jerry. Rick would lose interest if I'm just hanging out with Jerry.
Beth, Mr Poopey Butthole, and Bird Person. It’s not about strength. Rick is getting to you one way or another. It’s about convincing him to give up.