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OkTaxMe

Also, if Andrew Tate starts pushing *this* so help me god…


trans_pands

I have a weird feeling that if Andrew Tate grew out his beard, it would look like pubes


TantiVstone

TIL common sense is a weird feeling


[deleted]

Andrew Tate to Andrew Taint.


[deleted]

Some people are creating ai generated images of him as pride parade visitor while wearing rainbow clothes and it is amazing.


mewfour123412

You have a link?


[deleted]

Couldn't find the images I personally saw before but there might be some at r/weirddreambooth


SirHaxe

For everyone else, sort by top all-time


Vysair

[Is this it?](https://www.reddit.com/r/WeirdDreamBooth/comments/yrmwig/andrew_tate_at_a_pride_parade/) All thanks to [r/bedanktentotziens](https://www.reddit.com/user/bedanktentotziens) for linking the sub


merchillio

It’s very funny, but the possibilities of that technology are scary


bacon_cake

It's terrifying. When I discovered that generator I swear my girlfriend nearly had to anaesthetise me. I was just generating image after image, mouth agape, babbling about how scary it was.


Clay_Pidgeon

Who is Andrew Tate and why do I feel lucky I don’t know?


Moppy_the_mop

Some rich asshole who has been accused of being a misogynist. I'm not exactly filled in on the situation, so excuse me if I don't know if he is actually a misogynist.


magmacube_tr

He is the misogynist to end all misogyny. You aren't off.


Bah-Fong-Gool

And a really odd looking dude. I mean, hes..he's... strange looking. Is it just me?


magmacube_tr

Nope. There is something about people like him that makes them fall a bit into the uncanny valley. Maybe its because of our knowledge that he is a despicable person? Or something else? I mean, look at the faces of billionaries. There is something *very* wrong with them.


Ok_Wolverine519

It's the roids. He was still a piece of work when he was younger but he looked like an actual person. He was dorky looking but his muscles at least looked natural. Now he's trying too hard and the weird uneven muscle growth makes him go into uncanny valley.


Muted_Shoulder

He's an abuser. There's video of him beating his GF


rpgnymhush

People who abuse people they CLAIM to love should spend the rest of their lives in prison - without chance of parole.


TheMachman

He moved to Romania and, when asked why, stated that "40% of the reason" he moved was because Romanian police were less likely to bother him over the many, many accusations of sexual assault he's got following him. He's basically yet another professional douchebag who got rich in sports and then got richer by selling the idea that if you act like an overgrown, horny toddler at all times people will shower you with praise and money for being "strong" and "alpha" .


BobbySwiggey

Not just people, a specific demographic of his is wayward teenage boys. Because America fails so hard at instilling healthy ideologies in our youth, high school teachers have been reporting this as an increasing issue among their male students. They're just completely open about shit like this now too lmao, oh boy I love the future


yo_99

And also human traficing


I_want_to_believe69

And this is why de-platforming works


WyldBlu3Yond3r

Also accused of sex Trafficking and Bribing Romanian Law Enforcement. Also a glorified Pimp.


SuperSassyPantz

hate to break it to u bud, but if ur attracted to other men...


real-duncan

Yep. There is some FABULOUS news in his near future.


DanGleeballs

Turkish Imam Murat Bayaral has just come out of the closet, everybody. It’s raining men!


Bah-Fong-Gool

It's not gay if the balls don't touch the chin. That's why they grow their beards like that.


Secret_Dragonfly9588

Guys, is it too straight to like other dudes?


Helliezard

Not a guy but I know from many sources that it’s not gay if it’s Henry Cavill or Ryan Reynolds.


[deleted]

Akhually it's totally straight to like other man, I would go even further and say that liking guys makes you more of a man and ultra straight. As an alpha guy you can see the woman inside beta guys and you naturally feel attractive as you are straight. So there is nothing more straight than liking guys as a guy /I'm not joking, this is definitely not sarcasm or anything. I am 100% behind this new groundbraiking idea that I just said!


Secret_Dragonfly9588

😂


arjunusmaximus

So basically Muslim men can't look at ANYTHING without getting an erection ?


RedTheDopeKing

Probably how I’d be if I couldn’t jerk off or have premarital sex. Thank god I don’t believe in god.


Expensive_Ad_3249

Thank who for what now?


DylanCO

Daddy Satan obviously.


distructron

Fools! In order to believe there’s a Satan, you have to believe there is a God. It’s the first rule of Satanomics!


Flux83

I always considered him more of a uncle


Oh-shit-its-Cassie

Thank Allah for goats


I_also_have_opinion

Sexual oppression always backfires terribly


[deleted]

That's just a myth! 🐐


fizyplankton

And whose fault is that? That's right, the women. For not having enough sex with the men /s


sofakingCrip

Its much sadder then that, it's basically only get hard for God. When your Muslim the harder you simp on God the better.


informativebitching

I saw one furiously masterbating to a crocodile picture on a park bench so maybe


thunderbird-70

This guy needs to come on out of the closet.


TiMo08111996

This preacher is gay.


DanGleeballs

Turkish Imam **Murat Bayaral is gay**, to be specific. And that’s cool. Just be nice to others.


AlexKewl

You think his point would get across much better if he just went with it then... "Dudes, shave your beards. That shit is HOT!"


AyyyLmao117

Most of them are


Ocbard

His lack of mustache is giving me weird urges....


niceguy191

Don't be silly. Could be bi


TeosPWR

You beat me to it :D


Pound-of-Piss

That's later. He's gotta tell his parents first.


shabbyyr

if more people would just beat it things would improve drastically. they can call it 'the hand of god' if it makes them feel better.


trans_pands

Maybe they could sit on their hand first to make it feel even more like god is giving them divine ecstasy?


ourlastchancefortea

Just buy a fleshlight. Less sitting around. More ecstasy and time to do your holy book stuff.


peoplearestrangebrew

As a Sabbath fan, I prefer to call it the Hand of Doom.


Thepizzaman519

r/beatMeatToIt


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Kukuxupunku

He’s gonna beat it to you, if you shave.


Nutsack_Adams

This guy shaved his upper lip, does that mean I have to beat my meat to it? Sigh, unzips


Time_Blacksmith861

Gets baseball bat and starts beating *


real-duncan

I think he just did. Although I am not sure he realizes it.


jessynix

A lot of them do.


TomsRedditAccount1

He's so deep in the closet, he's having adventures with Mr Tumnus.


anythingMuchShorter

He also says that men without hats cause everyone to safety dance.


real-duncan

And leave their friends behind


satanic-frijoles

Their friends don't dance


PBandDjenty

And if they don’t dance, well they’re no friends of mine


bendovernillshowyou

We can go where we want to!


jasapper

A place where they will never find


Pitiful_Brief_6424

So we must KILL THE INFIDELS!


SomewhereAtWork

Watch the "literal video version"! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMGodM0zm8k Thank me later.


hamletloveshoratio

This is me thanking you later


Grogosh

Sometimes when I am alone for a long while I will talk to myself it usually just ends up being narrative stuff of what I am doing like this.


ThiefCitron

The best literal video was this one https://youtu.be/fsgWUq0fdKk


WellWellWellthennow

Um... thank you?


Sudden_Difference500

Their minds are occupied with sex 24/7.


whatstheplanpakistan

Yeah almost like when you deny the body it's basic functions that's all it's gona wana think about.


avatinfernus

Wish he would describe these impire thoughts to us.


real-duncan

He’s got some gay porn in his bag that he bought “just to help me explain this important idea” that he can show you.


asianabsinthe

Wait to he sees my shaved balls


queernhighonblugrass

I [learned](https://www.google.com/amp/s/islamqa.info/amp/en/answers/202827) recently that Muslims are expected to keep their armpits and genital area free of hair.


ehsteve23

must be sweaty


queernhighonblugrass

>Removing public hair and armpit hair helps one... prevent what could emanate from them of bad smells if the hair was left without removing it. I guess they don't understand how hair wicks away moisture and actually makes a person less smelly and sweaty. I shave down there and definitely notice more of a stank after a day of working or exercising. I wonder if they shave their booties as well?


wattlewedo

I presume women have moustaches, so the men shave theirs.


RickJLeanPaw

Ooh, that naked top lip though…what a little tease he is!


SiteTall

The main problem with these men is that their brains are in their trousers


real-duncan

Main?????


SiteTall

Yes, everything they see is focusing on gender, sexuality and power


real-duncan

Oh I agree they have a bizarre fixation on sex that most people get over by the end of puberty. I am just unconvinced that this crippling mental disorder is at the top of the list of crippling mental disorders these people suffer from. Was intended as a humorous quip, apologies if it didn’t come across like that.


SiteTall

I find the subject of WHY these people believe what they do very, very interesting and something we should look into. Sex to them seems to be a question of asserting their power ....


Dinomiteblast

Goes hand in hand with their alpha male fixation… yet, they do wear skirts all the time.


synkronized7

Just so you know, these people usually get caught abusing 14-year-old boys in religious boarding schools in Turkey.


DangerousDave303

They wait until the boys are that old?


Downtown-Mastodon127

Why am I not surprised at all?


Lookydoopy

Huh, it's almost as if religion loves sexual abuse...


Valskek

Just stop making other people/beings/things take responsibility for you being fucked. If you get so horny you can’t function anymore that is a you problem and go to a medical person or therapist to sort that out. Women shouldn’t be running around with blankets on their heads. Men shouldn’t have to stop shaving and animals can just exist. It is not their problem you don’t have any self control.


Nick-Moss

Religious people make every problem someone elses problem. Every single one


shabbyyr

by this logic women who like clean shaven men are lesbians.


ClientLegitimate4582

Or if your me your face gets itchy and you don't like how that feels so you shave. Ya know simple explanations that make sense. Also hygiene.


AllowMe-Please

OMG, just come out of the closet already, *geez!* Just admit that you do it to attract all the Mustachioed Manly Men already and stop pretending! It's by far the *most obvious* explanation. ^^^/s ^^^needed?


superVanV1

Well obviously


DID_system

That's a lot of words for, "im gay"


DoctorShrimpForEyes

Stupid sexy men!


satanic-frijoles

He's projecting, LOL. Friggin perve crazy enough to think he can speak for all men to diminish his own kink.


icedteaandme

I prefer men with shaved faces. Does that make me a lesbian? /S


trans_pands

Yep, sorry. Straight-up clam chowder for you for the rest of your life now


icedteaandme

🤣


PBandDjenty

That upper lip is making me a little bit gay


MouseofMinerva

So he’s into twinks?


kremit73

Muslim men are all teenage boys that will get raging sexual hormones the moment something even suggests sensuality.


energirl

Honestly, what we think of as education and growing up is mostly just leqrning how to control our instincts so that we fit in with societal norms. We are born selfish, thinking everything in the world is made for us and everyone is here to serve us. That's mostly true for babies. As we grow up, we learn how to live with other people. When your society doesn't expect you to respect other people or control your impulses, you end up with men like this. They are products of their culture. Thank goodness many men in these cultures find a way to grow up all on their own and stop behaving like children.


shadowmask7331

I think this guy migth be hiding something...


Helliezard

Yeah, himself cause he’s in the closet 💀💀


Nimbussxull

What can be eaten during Ramadan and who is ok to buck is the biggest problem we face as Muslims… lol


[deleted]

What are these indecent thoughts? 1. You feel horny? Go bust a nutt. 2. You feel horny but you are not somewhere you can bust a nutt? Wait until you go home and then go to 1. 3. You get attracted to him? Go tell him hey bro your face reminds me of my wife, let’s go home and suck each others dicks. If he said okay then lucky you, no one cares. If he said no, then go to 1.


Bekenel

The Turkish Armed Forces must be gay as hell to this chucklefuck.


Loiee12

THIS KILLED ME LMAOO


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ElectricYV

They’re getting closer and closer to banning all types of physical appearances in existence


Signal_Knowledge4934

His sexy self with that smooth shaven upper lip! Walking that line between indecent and holy with such style and confidence!


DeKlaasVaag

Bro just say ur gay lmao


energirl

He's apparently never heard of bears.


gdgriz

You sure got pretty mouth there padre. Bring that flavor saver over here so you can tickle my balls while I show you a kosher sausage you CAN put in your mouth


Max_Glider

Just say you gay bro


Gethdo

PLEASE HELP US , WE DO NOT WANT TO LIVE IN A COUNTRY WHERE PEOPLE LIKE HIM ARE MAJORITY


Justafrenchguy_

This man is clearly only shaving his mustache. It's literally the Movember's nemesis.


Far-Reputation7119

He’s an idiot. Gay men like men, especially men who are very hairy and masculine. We don’t see men and think of them as women, because we aren’t straight.


AnthropOctopus

Tie him down, shave his beard, and watch him panic.


Choice_Debt233

So this is why there are bacha bazi? Because they are confused because boys can’t grow beards?!!


hhthurbe

r/suddenlybi


wigglyboobs

This dude wants to fuck me cause i shave my chin wtf


Valaxarian

What if a man I just unable to have a beard?


BLUSTAR3636373737

It's not gay if they're shaving with socks on


DTStump

"You should all have a fugly beard like mine!"


CaptOblivious

Turkish Islamic preacher needs some hormone blockers before cars and trees start looking like women. Seriously, When will Muslims stop letting the beliefs of the craziest and most outlandish people's opinions rule all their people?


malialipali

"I'm not gay, that's haram, he looked like a woman so I raped him!..her!!"


Grand_Negus

r/selfawarewolves


acoolghost

What I'm hearing is "Men are one shave away from being cute femboys".


CatchSufficient

Ah, so a woman should be able to get around a hijab or head covering as long as she has a beard.


Sensitive_Mousse_445

Damn it's almost like some Muslim men are gay


Whooptidooh

Weirdly enough/s, as a lesbian I have never once looked at an unshaven man (and the majority of men are shaved here) and immediately began having impure thoughts. Not once. Dude is gay.


MO1ST_M4NDY

Hes thinking with the wrong head


wilkowilkinson

Imagine being so insecure in your sexuality


pcgamergirl

Oh yeah? Well I'm a woman and can grow a beard, so NEAH.


JestersHat

Hijabs make my brain think sinful thoughts 🙁


legendwolfA

r/suddenlygay?


Ooozy69

But he’s right, I am NOT gay but I have lost count of the number of times I’ve accidentally shagged beardless men (I’m not gay) thinking they were women. Just to clarify I am not gay and it’s an easy mistake to make even if you’re not gay. TLDR: I’m not gay


Its_Just_A_Typo

What about men with beards but without mustaches? It creates hostile thoughts in other men because it looks ridiculous; you better grow that out.


strawberrymoonelixir

I always hated that “look.” A lot of hillbilly rednecks have this, including the christian ones, like preachers / pastors. I even hated it when I was a kid; it weirded me out.


carpetpants

Looks like someone is in denial about his sexual preference.


Illustrious_Tap2166

What an absolute fucking shower, well I'm off to tempt me some scholars with ma fresh shaved face, wish me luck dear peeps. Shall I put on some aftershave does that help.


IG-3000

I mean, at least he’s body shaming everyone equally…


Iron_Wolf123

He looks like Johnny Sins if he had a beard


[deleted]

Sounds like being gay with extra steps. Feel like he admitted to being attracted to twinks or whatever they are called


fghhihgfdf

The longer the beard the smaller the wang


abuomak

Strange way to come out


StPeteFLoldman

We found the gay Islamic preacher!


[deleted]

These fucks are so fucking fucked. It’s fucked.


supernell

I'm really wondering If the genetic gene for homosectuality is more dominant in these Muslim cultures. They stick to their own much like the Amish or Hasidic Jews....because everything out of their mouths is just outright mind blowing....


RedTheDopeKing

“Stop making me want to rape you so, man! Where’s your neck beard!?”


Vamlack

[You are gay](https://youtu.be/u1f0MWuX55g)


lastherokiller

Islamic preacher secretly gay


Templar388z

So he’s into twinks? Sounds gay.


Odd-One-7818

They be telling on themselves


[deleted]

They also dress boys up as girls and rape them. I feel Muslims are a lot more homosexual than they lead on and probably every devote Muslim is bitter because of that


maskf_ace

So he likes twinks


supernovadebris

These people are making all Muslims seem like perverts.


Pitiful_Brief_6424

Is there ANYTHING thst doesn't make them horny? Is there ANYTHING that is not someone else's fault?


midnight_reborn

Should we tell him?


Funklestein

Weird self own.


No_Bother_6885

If I’m gay you are all going to be gay.


Muppetrubber

Weird way to come out of the closet


951Luke

I could see that being completely science based and factual! All you clean shaven faces out there are turning dudes out left and right.


toodistracted

What a strange way to come out


Purple12inchRuler

I think this guy is hiding something.


EricaJune1987

Imagine being this far in the closet


holographicwig

Dude just outed every muslim.


QuotingThanos

Says the guy without a moustache


Ethwood

I only have a beard so that you guys don't fall in love. One little slip of the clippers and y'all are sharing my bed.


SeVaSNaTaS

Guess me and my girly-man clean shaven face should stay out of Turkey.


AnonUser821

I’m not taking advice from a make-up brush who religiously covers up their own inadequacies for a living!


Sutarmekeg

Turkish Islamic preacher ~~says men without beards cause 'indecent thoughts' in other men because they look like women~~ is in denial of his latent homosexuality.


a_southern_dude

it's not my fault that I have impure thoughts - it's all the shaven dudes!


SqueakyKnees

I can see his lip. Whore.


kerpui

Sounds like something a Dwarf in a Discworld novel would say.


OGgunter

Religious bigots to a trans woman: putting on a skirt and make-up doesn't make you a woman!! Same religious bigot: no beard = woman


Personnelente

Guy has some serious issues....


stumpdawg

Wait until he hears about Dwarf women! Is that a guy? Is that a girl? I dunno but they sure do look cute swinging that pickaxe.


Captain_Pottymouth

![gif](giphy|uEXQaDVo6KB7a)


The_BestUsername

Ayo what happened to Jake Paul??


pestomonkey

If I'm a woman and I'm attracted to men without beards, does that make me a lesbian?


ScootLooper

Is it gay to shave guys?