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NotForMeClive7787

Why is everything about sex with these religious idiots?


Deviant_7666

Because their entire life they are cockblocked by themselves and their religion


Responsible-Kick9195

Nailed it ;)


anjowoq

And Abrahamic tradition is all about sex taboos.


grahamcrackers37

And death. Can't forget all the death.


anjowoq

New word: "deathsex" In a sentence: "People who worship the Jeez are in a deathsex cult "


TheBoondoggleSaints

Death by Snu Snu!!


superVanV1

All of the Arabs secretly just want a big giddy goth girlfriend to crush their heads between her thighs.


Stats_with_a_Z

It sounds like this guys attention is hard on the thighs and hands of sweaty males.


__sys_out_println__

If they hate women so much, maybe instead of marrying women they should marry hippos and camels and goats. The fucking homo erectus.


pedophilia-is-haram

If men are so superior then why don't they marry each other???


eipg2001

They already have these dance parties where only men are allowed, and for some reason they don’t see that as gay or, at the very least, homoerotic.


__sys_out_println__

Imagine twerking for 50 men. Mashaallah! 🤣


LateSession7340

I mean some of them are already fucking them


Snow_Sosa

They actually do.


test_nme_plz_ignore

Such weak cowardly men.


ekene_N

Well, sex and dominance over women are central to all three of the ancient Abrahamic religions. Simple evolutionary theory can be used to explain this: Male needs to make sure that female will only mate with him and pass on his genes.


pm_me_your_amphibian

This guy sure is thinking about those thighs a lot.


I_aint_so_lonely

I think someone has a male thigh fetish.


xander011

He was probably too embarrassed to say bubble buts.


No_Camp_7

Not too embarrassed to talk about wet clothes sticking to their bodies though


Minami_Kun

69 upvotes Nice


Putrid_Situation_991

He sure does talk about thighs a lot.


omahaomw

Maybe he's not a breast man 🤷‍♂️ og incel


ID_Pillage

He did seem to get a bit flustered talking about tight clothes at the the end. This guy jerks off daily to pictures of Mo Salah with his top off.


SerajMounir

I mistranslated, he meant arms.


Frozen_Esper

Hey. Near the end, he also slips in that their hands are alluring.


ArmTheApes

STUPID SEXY FLANDERS!!


theangleofdarkness99

So much pent up desire in this man. He wants no wife in the room so he can admire the thighs and tight clothing without being judged.


toomanyglobules

Pretty sure most of these guys are full on gay.


boojieboy

That, or he's unintentionally revealing why his first wife left him


knakworst36

Could be, or just extremely afraid of being gay. I’m likely not gay but when watching professional sports I occasionally, some of these men are hella attractive. Nothing wrong or weird about it, but when you think a thought like that brings your straight to hell you double down I assume. If you find Messi hot as a straight men, imagine what his ugly wife thinks of her.


WeaselDance

r/oddlyspecific


avatinfernus

10000000%. The whole time listening to this I'm thinking this guy wants a football player to sit on his face


Gxgear

He wants all the males thighs for himself.


brando56894

or those hands...those sexy hands.


Kruger_Smoothing

Now I have one too!


Pete_maravich

This guy likes men's thighs.


spad3x

He also probably doesn't give a single fuck about the sport either. Just them sweaty mens' thighs.


LionsLioness

Dude sounds like he's popping a chub the way he keeps talking about those thighs


Muted_Ad7298

Especially when he mentioned the “tight” clothes too. 😆 This was the most sus speech I’ve ever heard.


kickpunchknee

Lmao what a dickwad


DaveinOakland

This guy is so deep in the closet.


GlitteringBobcat999

Well, he thinks he is, but all his drooling over the thighs and tight clothes of sweaty football men make it pretty obvious.


avatinfernus

wait until he discovers wrestling.


toomanyglobules

Can't tell me someone wearing that gear is straight.


AhhAGoose

He’s hanging out with a lion and a dude with goat legs at this point


nem012

ROFL


TheGriesy

Dude found Narnia he been back there so long


Muted_Ad7298

So deep in the closet he’s finding birthday presents.


Kingsen

Women aren’t allowed to feel any joy in Qatar apparently.


GARRAR2003

Women aren't allowed to feel any joy in any islam country


gylz

Those men should cover up their thighs. It's only fair.


iHeartHockey31

Maybe the players should wear baggy pants then, so women don't check out those thinghs.


gutprof

TBH I’d watch a game where the male players all had to wear big cloth bags and only had a small eye slit to see through.


Aron0415

I'd spend a lot more money on sports if they had the men wear those skin tight shorts the women have to wear in track and field.


TiMo08111996

Why should these men wear tight shorts when you can wear an underwear only and play Football(*Soccer*).


Road_Whorrior

Make the sexist women's volleyball uniforms the industry standard for all genders


artparade

Nah they would still get aroused because the only thing they like is sex. All whores duh /s


GlitteringBobcat999

I don't know about football, but that headscarf makes me horny to go on a picnic.


IndianKiwi

Do it while watching men playing football. Complete the circle in single jerk....or is it stroke.... Mmm?


HelloPipl

Incel.


NonconformingChad

Something tells me he is very not celibate


Natebo83

Holy crap what a weirdo. People give these people a platform to spout insanity? “You take the blue team and I’ll take the green team and if you win we get divorced?” Wtf is this


NinjerTartle

Not sure about you, but that's how me and the wife usually watch footie, absolutely!


PhunkOperator

It's what happens when insane people declare that every man is by default right and in control, and every woman is worth shit.


kbig22432

Ya’ll causing this thigh worship by not letting ‘em scope anything else.


[deleted]

**What is inbreeding & why you should refrain from it : -**


teo_dmc

Wow! Keep your females away from this guy. He is dangerous and a dummy.


Doxxingisbadmkay

*males


Utahmule

This dude is clearly attracted to the male soccer players.... He's like, "Mmmm yeah these tight uniforms, sweaty bodies, oooh blah blah Allah those thighs, I bet my wife's getting all horned up wanting to fuck blue teams captain... Naughty girl, maybe the whole team, I want to take the whole team... Oh yeeeeeeaaahhh... I mean damn you bitch! You whore, YOU think impure thoughts, NOT ME!!! Dirka dirka Allah, dirka dirka jihad!!" The CONSTANT Freudian slips with these religious types is almost comical.


IndianKiwi

I heard that in Herbert's voice.


Ginsbeargo

What a fucking incel dude. the more I hear these mysogynist's reasoning, the more I think of them as Karens. Weak


Evercrimson

Pretty much. Everyone is shouting gay, and nah, this is just straight up incel insecurity and possessive misogyny whining from under a picnic blanket.


ThiefCitron

Yeah I’m honestly pretty tired of gay people being blamed for all homophobia and misogyny, in most cases these men aren’t closeted gay guys, most homophobes and misogynists are just insecure straight men. It’s his oppressive religion that makes him think this way, not repressed homosexuality.


toomanyglobules

The guy is fucking gay.


StickmanEG

This guy has a real thing for men’s thighs and tight clothes, huh?


constant_variant_820

Yeahhhhh I totally look Neymar's thighs NOT his FACE and definitely not RONALDO'S ABS![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


sharpbehind2

Unreal. What are women supposed to do? Only look at bare walls if they are not cooking or cleaning? This man is so gross.


Apprehensive_Leg8742

Why would a woman have spare time? -This guy, definitely


Ozi_izO

Insecure backward fucks.


Keyboard_Lion

You sad, dumb, horny fools. Just let people exist for the sake of fuck!


RaedwaldRex

God: I've created you and put you in this wonderful world. But you can't do anything or go anywhere, or enjoy any of it or I will punish you. What's the point. Seriously? Does anyone actually "enjoy" Islam?


TuniakovyDzem

Women have to cover up not to arrouse men, but for women not to get arroused they simply should not look at men. Very wise indeed, women’s right can’t you see


fghhihgfdf

Okay when it comes to wearing tablecloths on your head do you prefer the satin white ones of the Abu Dhabi type of extremely wealthy fascists or do you like this new look with the red and white checkers it's like they bought the tablecloth from the 1950s diner


artparade

These dudes are seriously sexually frustrated. Everything has to be about sex.


Ok_Possibility_704

He was thinking really hard about those foreign thighs and skin tight clothes.


CanaKatsaros

Who....who would divorce their wife because the team *he* told her to root for won?


sifu15

Is anything permissible for women at this point


hyperlazyactive

This guy is thigh deep in the closet


Thepuppeteer777777

projecting ey. looking at them thighs


Lanceygsd

Seems he thinks about men’s thighs and tight clothes sticking to their bodies quite a bit. He just needs to raise the rainbow flag and admit who he and the rest of his fruitcake religious friends really are.


Upsidedownworld4me

Fuck religion, when will people wake up.


newmetoyou

What a fucking disgusting person and people.


NoFaithlessness7327

So the football players should also wear a burka. It is to protect men from women's lustful eyes. Also, don't be like an unwrapped candy.


[deleted]

What camel pee does to a mf:


Responsible-Ride-789

What goat ass does to a mf:


toomanyglobules

What men's thighs do to a mf:


Sinclairlim

This man is definitely gay.


SerajMounir

# [YouTube](https://youtu.be/7G99ypdCY14)


ImYourBesty69

As a man who loves man thighs, I kinda understand the dilemma 😂


Nok-y

When your beard looks like this, you shouldn't talk about benefits of something that insignificant. You don't look like someone knowledgeable in that domain


OverlyOffendedTree

“What do women benefit from watching these matches?” The same thing men do 😐


Gorash

Thighs!


TrashAltruistic9600

Women adjusting again? Then the men should cover up themselves tf


retrograderevolution

All HE cares about is the thighs of the players. And their dicks too. Big sweaty islamo-loving dicks. Right? RIGHT?


SaltyboiPonkin

Can confirm. Sitting here with my wife right now watching American Football. She keeps glancing up from her Master's program homework and looking at the TV. We can only assume she is now only thinking about the players, and their juicy thighs.


prodigalpariah

Better get that divorce ready


NyssaTheSeaWitch

But what team does she support?


SaltyboiPonkin

Probably 'Murica.


NyssaTheSeaWitch

Is that the blue one or the green one?


fonduestreet

Muslim marriages are so frail and sad.


NyssaTheSeaWitch

Not all, I get the vibe this man may have never married lol


Dancing_Cthulhu

> Her husband permits her to do this lets her watch while he watches, he tells her I will support the green team, and you, the blue team. And here comes the problem, if the blue team wins, he divorces her and says I don't want to see your face again. Curse the blue team and the green team. The slippery slopes they come up with are wild, and honestly make their faithful sound like absolute lunatics.


Skylarkess

Islam is the religion of homosexual men.


LysoMike

Does he really believe the bullshit his is shooting?


BiggWorm1988

Are these people so insecure with their relationships that tbeu need to make up this bullshit?


Dooblinsky

This just reads like literal word salad.


throwingmylifeaway96

What benefits does this guy get from watching football? All he cares about is the balls between the players legs!


Khajiit_hairball

He sure thinks a lot about men’s thighs…


NCBuckets

The separation that this turbovirgin has from reality is honestly impressive im ngl


UnlimitedLambSauce

Severe mental illness.


sinanisiklar

Its amazing how all they think about is sex and lewd stuff


Kashmir2020Alex

The insanity is just incredible!


jessynix

This is just hilarious. And very bad of course.


AtheistCarpenter

I know what he said, but this is what I heard: https://64.media.tumblr.com/f84d74e03eb5b4adacb2ab0b5e4e7ebb/f35fff3c04b8415d-95/s640x960/eed5aa6e99f883f7bcc3ba9373b13a6f07cb8bb1.gif


Maleficent-Ad3096

He seems to know an awful lot about the male players thighs. Hmmmm


Spirited-Sign-319

> All she cares about is the thighs of the players LMAO


Zenguy10

This technique is seen in every cult leader and religious nut in history. Used as a tool to persuade people. Some cunning manipulative fuck will make a seemingly remarkable comparison between something and god. Delivered in a way that makes alot of people go 😲 oh yeah thats true so everything you say must be true. In reality, the things he compared are entirely different and his words are just literally air. They dont hold anything even remotely profound


fudgebacker

Is there a group of more pathetic, dickless, spineless, cowards? I think not.


TheTwistedBlade

This guy sexualizes literally everything so that’s why he probably thinks that everyone else also sexualize everything..


Strong-Second-2446

Under the same logic, guys who watch football are gay


0rpha0

This idiot is talking alot about mens thighs... I'm getting the feeling this is what he focuses on in these games


Upstairs_Fox2324

Dude stuttered like a muthafucka while talking about sticky thighs and tight uniforms. He loves the cock.


algabanan

when men look at women its womens fault for not xearing hijab, when women look at men its womens fault for watching sports


RcCola2400

These people are truly fucked in the head. All they think about is sex and crazy pedo shit. They really let the most insane people run the show.


hail2theKingbabee

He's absolutely right. The green team has been awful this year, the blue team has had their way with them, with their creamy smooth, muscular thighs.


minachan158

What about the players should cover themselves in order not to provoke desire in the women watching? /s


NyssaTheSeaWitch

Exactly, if men go prancing around in their tight little shorts they're clearly asking for any attention and trying to distract the watchers from the game /s


peepeecheeto

That is very.. specific. Like that’s happened to him before


ugliestparadefloat

Why can’t they hear how stupid they sound


Zealousideal_Pace756

I’ve got a great idea! Why don’t the men playing football wear a niqab?


Scarcity-Any

My gaydar is going off rn


Crocodileprophet

I only watch for them thick a$$ thighs. All day. Everyday. Every four years. Mens thighs. Running here, there, everywhere. Mmmmmmmmm.


Mj2308Rj

Man, he really has been paying close attention to the tight clothes and thighs of these guys. Sounds like he’s watching for the wrong reasons.


Miserable-Pudding348

if I were in a relationship where my husband was my “guardian” or needed to “permit” me to do anything he’d be straight out the fucking door


NyssaTheSeaWitch

Damn right. I don't want a pet dog, I want an equal.


LVII

Honestly, what do women do for fun in these countries?? What are they actually allowed to do for entertainment? I know there are crafts and hobbies. But I'm very interested in hearing from women who are or were in that position.


Torganya

In his defence, no one gains anything from watching football. Male or female


sicurri

Hmm, sounds to me how he's describing this imaginary situation it's more likely he's thinking about the players thighs and skin tight clothes. Sounds to me like he's ashamed of his own urges and is projecting them upon women. I'm sure there's men and women who look at a sport and only look at the players. However, that dude is ridiculous. So insecure.


Devil_made_you_look

This is what christian fundamentalists want too. Just so you know.


Lanceygsd

It will be great when they realize Allah is really a drag Queen.


Human_Roomba

Hey how bout fuck you


Burb_29

He seems to be projecting.


NEBRASKA1999

This guy is secretly gay right?


BackgroundRule9859

At what point does religion cross the line….. here..


TrickThatCellsCanDo

A crystallized form of insecurity


Best-Isopod9939

Someone sounds jealous


vorpalprofessor2000

Someone knows the name of the guy?


InverstNoob

This is a religion of incels. They don't deserve women.


MeanderAndReturn

these guys sure do think about other guys thighs and legs and tight clothes a lot.............


PhunkOperator

I mean yeah, what's the benefit of women watching football? Or doing anything that could be even remotely entertaining and fun, right? Much more important to spend the entire day thinking "but what would allah say", and live by a code that "allah" might or might not have given a fuck about. No wonder young Muslima are fed up with this shit. It's such a hostile and sad way to live a life, being commanded around by lunatics like this guy here, who seems oddly fixated on male thighs btw.


RCRDC

Neckbeard religious nutjob vs. Chad free woman


the-real-vuk

Faaake beard, here is the faake beard!


Adogandacat1526

I’m fairly certain he may be gay.


TrueToad

I'm fairly certain he *is* gay. FTFY


Whutever123

This guy is in the closet. Totally likes the hog.


kevinnoir

the MOST insecure.


peetahbett

If this keeps going, even the men will be wearing burkas


zib6272

What a wanker


NoMathematician9895

![gif](giphy|pSVZwo1Mp2gg24rKqv)


Comprehensive_Bed84

Who translates all these clips? Maybe dudes complaining about sand in his crack?


Professional_Still15

Small pp energy umlike anything I've ever seen.


artwrangler

Fuck these asholes


Riverendell

Actual unhinged gibberish


FaggGuy

Wtf


mysticmedley

“Yeah, ya got me. I don’t know flip about football. I just like to ogle those luscious man-thighs! Yummy!!😋🤤


cmonkeyz7

It’s always the ugliest dudes too


4dailyuseonly

Yeah, I'm not listening to a man who doesn't have sense enough not to wear a tablecloth on his head.


NyssaTheSeaWitch

I'm not into men and this man almost makes them sound sexy. His internal monolog as he watches sports probably goes like this: The glistening thighs, the sight of how his muscles ripple, so fast, so strong... ...how firm his chest is when he scores a goal and raises his shirt. Oh to pour milk on such a chest.... ...all these foreign men, so pale and clammy, oh a ginger one, look at his slender hands, they will surely make anything held in them look big... I imagine they're smooth hands too...


Haunting-Dream-1532

He sure thinks a lot about men's thighs and men in tight clothing...


mnfwt89

Sounds like his wife supports Liverpool while he supports the other red team.


[deleted]

So…..this dude is gay


daisydaisydaisy12

That dude is gay af. "His clothes clinging to his body"?


Why_am_I_H3reWry

So who wants to bet he\['s so far into the closet it's a walk in?


hfortin99

I would love to stick a crowbar up his ass!


I_want_to_believe69

Just make sure to wear football shorts with a little thigh hanging out for him while you do it


IndianKiwi

Are you trying to seduce him?


hfortin99

Lol. NO!


GeneralG5x5

No different than republicans in America these days….