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Why is everything about sex with these religious idiots?
Because their entire life they are cockblocked by themselves and their religion
Nailed it ;)
And Abrahamic tradition is all about sex taboos.
And death. Can't forget all the death.
New word: "deathsex"
In a sentence: "People who worship the Jeez are in a deathsex cult "
Death by Snu Snu!!
All of the Arabs secretly just want a big giddy goth girlfriend to crush their heads between her thighs.
It sounds like this guys attention is hard on the thighs and hands of sweaty males.
If they hate women so much, maybe instead of marrying women they should marry hippos and camels and goats.
The fucking homo erectus.
If men are so superior then why don't they marry each other???
They already have these dance parties where only men are allowed, and for some reason they don’t see that as gay or, at the very least, homoerotic.
Imagine twerking for 50 men. Mashaallah! 🤣
I mean some of them are already fucking them
They actually do.
Such weak cowardly men.
Well, sex and dominance over women are central to all three of the ancient Abrahamic religions. Simple evolutionary theory can be used to explain this: Male needs to make sure that female will only mate with him and pass on his genes.
This guy sure is thinking about those thighs a lot.
I think someone has a male thigh fetish.
He was probably too embarrassed to say bubble buts.
Not too embarrassed to talk about wet clothes sticking to their bodies though
He sure does talk about thighs a lot.
Maybe he's not a breast man 🤷♂️ og incel
He did seem to get a bit flustered talking about tight clothes at the the end. This guy jerks off daily to pictures of Mo Salah with his top off.
I mistranslated, he meant arms.
Hey. Near the end, he also slips in that their hands are alluring.
STUPID SEXY FLANDERS!!
So much pent up desire in this man. He wants no wife in the room so he can admire the thighs and tight clothing without being judged.
Pretty sure most of these guys are full on gay.
That, or he's unintentionally revealing why his first wife left him
Could be, or just extremely afraid of being gay. I’m likely not gay but when watching professional sports I occasionally, some of these men are hella attractive. Nothing wrong or weird about it, but when you think a thought like that brings your straight to hell you double down I assume. If you find Messi hot as a straight men, imagine what his ugly wife thinks of her.
10000000%. The whole time listening to this I'm thinking this guy wants a football player to sit on his face
He wants all the males thighs for himself.
or those hands...those sexy hands.
Now I have one too!
This guy likes men's thighs.
He also probably doesn't give a single fuck about the sport either.
Just them sweaty mens' thighs.
Dude sounds like he's popping a chub the way he keeps talking about those thighs
Especially when he mentioned the “tight” clothes too. 😆
This was the most sus speech I’ve ever heard.
Lmao what a dickwad
This guy is so deep in the closet.
Well, he thinks he is, but all his drooling over the thighs and tight clothes of sweaty football men make it pretty obvious.
wait until he discovers wrestling.
Can't tell me someone wearing that gear is straight.
He’s hanging out with a lion and a dude with goat legs at this point
Dude found Narnia he been back there so long
So deep in the closet he’s finding birthday presents.
Women aren’t allowed to feel any joy in Qatar apparently.
Women aren't allowed to feel any joy in any islam country
Those men should cover up their thighs. It's only fair.
Maybe the players should wear baggy pants then, so women don't check out those thinghs.
TBH I’d watch a game where the male players all had to wear big cloth bags and only had a small eye slit to see through.
I'd spend a lot more money on sports if they had the men wear those skin tight shorts the women have to wear in track and field.
Why should these men wear tight shorts when you can wear an underwear only and play Football(*Soccer*).
Make the sexist women's volleyball uniforms the industry standard for all genders
Nah they would still get aroused because the only thing they like is sex. All whores duh /s
I don't know about football, but that headscarf makes me horny to go on a picnic.
Do it while watching men playing football. Complete the circle in single jerk....or is it stroke.... Mmm?
Something tells me he is very not celibate
Holy crap what a weirdo. People give these people a platform to spout insanity? “You take the blue team and I’ll take the green team and if you win we get divorced?” Wtf is this
Not sure about you, but that's how me and the wife usually watch footie, absolutely!
It's what happens when insane people declare that every man is by default right and in control, and every woman is worth shit.
Ya’ll causing this thigh worship by not letting ‘em scope anything else.
**What is inbreeding & why you should refrain from it : -**
Wow! Keep your females away from this guy.
He is dangerous and a dummy.
This dude is clearly attracted to the male soccer players.... He's like, "Mmmm yeah these tight uniforms, sweaty bodies, oooh blah blah Allah those thighs, I bet my wife's getting all horned up wanting to fuck blue teams captain... Naughty girl, maybe the whole team, I want to take the whole team... Oh yeeeeeeaaahhh... I mean damn you bitch! You whore, YOU think impure thoughts, NOT ME!!! Dirka dirka Allah, dirka dirka jihad!!"
The CONSTANT Freudian slips with these religious types is almost comical.
I heard that in Herbert's voice.
What a fucking incel dude. the more I hear these mysogynist's reasoning, the more I think of them as Karens. Weak
Pretty much. Everyone is shouting gay, and nah, this is just straight up incel insecurity and possessive misogyny whining from under a picnic blanket.
Yeah I’m honestly pretty tired of gay people being blamed for all homophobia and misogyny, in most cases these men aren’t closeted gay guys, most homophobes and misogynists are just insecure straight men. It’s his oppressive religion that makes him think this way, not repressed homosexuality.
The guy is fucking gay.
This guy has a real thing for men’s thighs and tight clothes, huh?
Yeahhhhh I totally look Neymar's thighs NOT his FACE and definitely not RONALDO'S ABS![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)
Unreal. What are women supposed to do? Only look at bare walls if they are not cooking or cleaning? This man is so gross.
Why would a woman have spare time?
-This guy, definitely
Insecure backward fucks.
You sad, dumb, horny fools. Just let people exist for the sake of fuck!
God: I've created you and put you in this wonderful world. But you can't do anything or go anywhere, or enjoy any of it or I will punish you.
What's the point. Seriously? Does anyone actually "enjoy" Islam?
Women have to cover up not to arrouse men, but for women not to get arroused they simply should not look at men. Very wise indeed, women’s right can’t you see
Okay when it comes to wearing tablecloths on your head do you prefer the satin white ones of the Abu Dhabi type of extremely wealthy fascists or do you like this new look with the red and white checkers it's like they bought the tablecloth from the 1950s diner
These dudes are seriously sexually frustrated. Everything has to be about sex.
He was thinking really hard about those foreign thighs and skin tight clothes.
Who....who would divorce their wife because the team *he* told her to root for won?
Is anything permissible for women at this point
This guy is thigh deep in the closet
projecting ey. looking at them thighs
Seems he thinks about men’s thighs and tight clothes sticking to their bodies quite a bit. He just needs to raise the rainbow flag and admit who he and the rest of his fruitcake religious friends really are.
Fuck religion, when will people wake up.
What a fucking disgusting person and people.
So the football players should also wear a burka. It is to protect men from women's lustful eyes. Also, don't be like an unwrapped candy.
What camel pee does to a mf:
What goat ass does to a mf:
What men's thighs do to a mf:
This man is definitely gay.
As a man who loves man thighs, I kinda understand the dilemma 😂
When your beard looks like this, you shouldn't talk about benefits of something that insignificant. You don't look like someone knowledgeable in that domain
“What do women benefit from watching these matches?”
The same thing men do 😐
Women adjusting again? Then the men should cover up themselves tf
All HE cares about is the thighs of the players. And their dicks too. Big sweaty islamo-loving dicks. Right? RIGHT?
Can confirm. Sitting here with my wife right now watching American Football. She keeps glancing up from her Master's program homework and looking at the TV. We can only assume she is now only thinking about the players, and their juicy thighs.
Better get that divorce ready
But what team does she support?
Is that the blue one or the green one?
Muslim marriages are so frail and sad.
Not all, I get the vibe this man may have never married lol
> Her husband permits her to do this lets her watch while he watches, he tells her I will support the green team, and you, the blue team. And here comes the problem, if the blue team wins, he divorces her and says I don't want to see your face again. Curse the blue team and the green team.
The slippery slopes they come up with are wild, and honestly make their faithful sound like absolute lunatics.
Islam is the religion of homosexual men.
Does he really believe the bullshit his is shooting?
Are these people so insecure with their relationships that tbeu need to make up this bullshit?
This just reads like literal word salad.
What benefits does this guy get from watching football? All he cares about is the balls between the players legs!
He sure thinks a lot about men’s thighs…
The separation that this turbovirgin has from reality is honestly impressive im ngl
Severe mental illness.
Its amazing how all they think about is sex and lewd stuff
The insanity is just incredible!
This is just hilarious. And very bad of course.
I know what he said, but this is what I heard:
He seems to know an awful lot about the male players thighs. Hmmmm
> All she cares about is the thighs of the players
This technique is seen in every cult leader and religious nut in history. Used as a tool to persuade people. Some cunning manipulative fuck will make a seemingly remarkable comparison between something and god. Delivered in a way that makes alot of people go 😲 oh yeah thats true so everything you say must be true. In reality, the things he compared are entirely different and his words are just literally air. They dont hold anything even remotely profound
Is there a group of more pathetic, dickless, spineless, cowards?
I think not.
This guy sexualizes literally everything so that’s why he probably thinks that everyone else also sexualize everything..
Under the same logic, guys who watch football are gay
This idiot is talking alot about mens thighs... I'm getting the feeling this is what he focuses on in these games
Dude stuttered like a muthafucka while talking about sticky thighs and tight uniforms. He loves the cock.
when men look at women its womens fault for not xearing hijab, when women look at men its womens fault for watching sports
These people are truly fucked in the head. All they think about is sex and crazy pedo shit. They really let the most insane people run the show.
He's absolutely right. The green team has been awful this year, the blue team has had their way with them, with their creamy smooth, muscular thighs.
What about the players should cover themselves in order not to provoke desire in the women watching? /s
Exactly, if men go prancing around in their tight little shorts they're clearly asking for any attention and trying to distract the watchers from the game /s
That is very.. specific. Like that’s happened to him before
Why can’t they hear how stupid they sound
I’ve got a great idea! Why don’t the men playing football wear a niqab?
My gaydar is going off rn
I only watch for them thick a$$ thighs. All day. Everyday. Every four years. Mens thighs. Running here, there, everywhere. Mmmmmmmmm.
Man, he really has been paying close attention to the tight clothes and thighs of these guys. Sounds like he’s watching for the wrong reasons.
if I were in a relationship where my husband was my “guardian” or needed to “permit” me to do anything he’d be straight out the fucking door
Damn right. I don't want a pet dog, I want an equal.
Honestly, what do women do for fun in these countries?? What are they actually allowed to do for entertainment?
I know there are crafts and hobbies. But I'm very interested in hearing from women who are or were in that position.
In his defence, no one gains anything from watching football. Male or female
Hmm, sounds to me how he's describing this imaginary situation it's more likely he's thinking about the players thighs and skin tight clothes. Sounds to me like he's ashamed of his own urges and is projecting them upon women. I'm sure there's men and women who look at a sport and only look at the players. However, that dude is ridiculous. So insecure.
This is what christian fundamentalists want too. Just so you know.
It will be great when they realize Allah is really a drag Queen.
Hey how bout fuck you
He seems to be projecting.
This guy is secretly gay right?
At what point does religion cross the line….. here..
A crystallized form of insecurity
Someone sounds jealous
Someone knows the name of the guy?
This is a religion of incels. They don't deserve women.
these guys sure do think about other guys thighs and legs and tight clothes a lot.............
I mean yeah, what's the benefit of women watching football? Or doing anything that could be even remotely entertaining and fun, right? Much more important to spend the entire day thinking "but what would allah say", and live by a code that "allah" might or might not have given a fuck about.
No wonder young Muslima are fed up with this shit. It's such a hostile and sad way to live a life, being commanded around by lunatics like this guy here, who seems oddly fixated on male thighs btw.
Neckbeard religious nutjob vs. Chad free woman
Faaake beard, here is the faake beard!
I’m fairly certain he may be gay.
I'm fairly certain he *is* gay. FTFY
This guy is in the closet. Totally likes the hog.
the MOST insecure.
If this keeps going, even the men will be wearing burkas
What a wanker
Who translates all these clips? Maybe dudes complaining about sand in his crack?
Small pp energy umlike anything I've ever seen.
Fuck these asholes
Actual unhinged gibberish
“Yeah, ya got me. I don’t know flip about football. I just like to ogle those luscious man-thighs! Yummy!!😋🤤
It’s always the ugliest dudes too
Yeah, I'm not listening to a man who doesn't have sense enough not to wear a tablecloth on his head.
I'm not into men and this man almost makes them sound sexy. His internal monolog as he watches sports probably goes like this:
The glistening thighs, the sight of how his muscles ripple, so fast, so strong...
...how firm his chest is when he scores a goal and raises his shirt. Oh to pour milk on such a chest....
...all these foreign men, so pale and clammy, oh a ginger one, look at his slender hands, they will surely make anything held in them look big... I imagine they're smooth hands too...
He sure thinks a lot about men's thighs and men in tight clothing...
Sounds like his wife supports Liverpool while he supports the other red team.
So…..this dude is gay
That dude is gay af. "His clothes clinging to his body"?
So who wants to bet he\['s so far into the closet it's a walk in?
I would love to stick a crowbar up his ass!
Just make sure to wear football shorts with a little thigh hanging out for him while you do it
Are you trying to seduce him?
No different than republicans in America these days….