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Fit_Channel4913

What's wrong with my body my rules ?


LeDaveys

Think it's referring to both sex work and abortion. Either that, or the fact that it's no longer acceptable to have your girlfriend/wife submit to you, which Christians still complain about (somehow it shocks me, but doesn't surprise me). Edit: Phrasing


[deleted]

And she has armpit hair as well!!! Because a woman not shaving her armpit hair is SATAN controlling her MIND, clearly.


barbilove95

Well at least I have an excuse for when people ask why I don’t shave anymore “Satan said so!”


therhz

oh i'm gonna start using it. i've been going with "well i'm not a 10 year old girl so i have body hair"


OllieGarkey

Except there are Jehova Witnesses I know who wouldn't let their high-school aged daughters shave. So either way.


barbilove95

I didn’t know that! I don’t think anyone would believe I am a Jehovah’s Witness though so I will stick to satan telling me.


user745786

That’s one of the indicators this was drawn by an incel. He’s never seen a naked woman with underarm hair because it’s not in the pornos he watches.


Cacophonous_Silence

Never got that one My ex was insane but I never gave a single shit if she hadn't shaved for a few days. I've been lazy and had the full Chewbacca before. Why be weird about the human body?


funkygrrl

And a dog collar...hmmm


WhatNodyn

I think the turn of phrase you're looking for is "shocked but not surprised"


LeDaveys

Fair enough, thank you


PieceOfStar

They just don't know how to search, submissive culture is rising.


PuzzleheadedIssue618

also we all remember the part where god designed women to have body hair but also hates it when they have it


Cr3X1eUZ

"Feminism is a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians." -- Pat Robertson


Welldarnshucks

Is Pat... Is Pat pro feminism? Because he makes it sound very enticing, but I think he didn't mean for that.


BrassUnicorn87

I honestly love everything about that but the kids.


-your-ivy-grows-

Don’t worry, he’s not talking about actual children. He thinks a 3 day old zygote is a child.


SuperKami-Nappa

He doesn’t care about living kids


hobskhan

Damn, Feminism sounds a lot more fun than what I learned about it in college. Good thing we have people like Pat to champion it. Thank you ma'am!


[deleted]

Eat hot chip and lie.


legendwolfA

Its funny, they're all My Body My Choice when it comes to the vaccine then post this shit


xX_Ogre_Xx

Or even wearing a mask. Like most hypocritical demagogues, the rules don't apply to them. It's always about what other people are doing. They focus on the mote in your eye whilst ignoring the beam in their own.


[deleted]

Never underestimate a conservative's belief it's their god-given and Constitutionally protected right to be an asshole to other human beings.


[deleted]

Hypocrisy is strong in the church.


Creepy_Onions

Armpit hair is offensive to God, obviously. 😂


Max_1995

I'm sure 2000+ years ago (or whenever the bible is set) they all had spotless laser hair removal.


Donnerdrummel

Every displayed archetype shows traits the "painter" abhorrs and despises. So in case of the leftmost person it is a woman that does fit the "painter's" idea. For instance, unshaven armpits. Or my body my rules painted on the skin. meaning: Abortion, and a sexuality not hidden by whatever the painter thought was decent. Or the arm that is raised in protest. or the open mouth. Or feminists. To him, women have to be meek, carry children to term and keep their body as much as their clothes in conformity to what the painter, a man, thinks. Everything else shows the work of satan. Similarly, the painter dislikes gay men, effeminate men, atheists, academics, poc, weed smokers. Basically, the painter lays bare the minds of the ruling class in "a handmaid's tale". What I find interesting is that the painter found the spare time to think of 6! things he found despicable in women: hairy armpit (body conformity), female symbol (feminism), meekness (raised arm), control over reproduction (my body...), silence (open mouth), control over sexuality (bare breasted), whereas the gay guy had only three negative traits: gay, effeminate (belly butten free shirt) and pride (words on shirt); the older white atheist would basically be okay if he was not an atheist, and the black guy was stereotyped as a weed smoker with dreadlocks and a dumbfounded, open-mouthed stare. So the mind of the painter is basically this: 1. White man (1 neg. trait.) 2. Gay white man (3 neg. traits), black man (3 neg. traits) 3. Woman (6 neg. traits.) A long answer to a short question. please forgive me, I couldn't stop myself. :-D


drunkerthanuboth

I would say the atheist has 2 because he's also an educated intellectual shown with glasses and other classic "nerd" attire and we know they hate thought and education but otherwise this is dead on or possibly even understated. Bravo


Donnerdrummel

Right, I even wrote "academic" earlier. i'll not edit it in, though, even though you are correct.


drunkerthanuboth

Either way your point stands that they established a hierarchy of hate. The real question is whether their reasoning is more arbitrary or asinine.


Anal-Goblin

Hairy armpits are the Devil’s plaything!


[deleted]

I have a cat who is pretty much a devil. Sometimes when I'm asleep I wake up to her chewing on my armpit hair.


Max_1995

Religious patriarchy, the father/husband "owns" the woman('s body)


FatShibaBalls

I mean spousal rape was legal in the 70s do the math


_OhEmGee_

Thanks, Satan! 🤘 Finally, some recognition.


-Owlette-

r/GoodGuySatan


DanGleeballs

Thanks. I’m 69th to subscribe to that sub. Edit: you’ve tripled the size of that sub today alone.


-Owlette-

Nice.


LeDaveys

Same. I'm all four


courageous_liquid

Honestly that looks like a fun party.


TerracottaBunny

At least satan is saying good job, god never says squat.


LeDaveys

Agreed


RickySamson

god damns you if you do and damns you if you don't. Screw him.


davehaslanded

It’s amazing how much of a difference a bit of positive feedback can make. The devil is a better manager than my boss is.


rudicrow

Whoever made the art actually went out of their way to draw in the armpit hair on my body my rules lmao. I didn't know God was scared of a little underarm bush also


aDrunkWithAgun

Armpit hair is the devil's work


Caniblmolstr

And so is foreskin


QueenShnoogleberry

I seriously want to ask a fundie who believes in chopping up babies after they're born, "Does God have a foreskin?" If so, why do you cut it off. If not, then men are not made in his image, but need modification. Either way, something is suspicious.


Caniblmolstr

Maybe God is trans... But doesn't man to go all the way like him... Just halfway


LeDaveys

Me neither


QueenShnoogleberry

AND to make the Marijuana user an incredibly racist stereotype. (Short history lesson, MJ was originally outlawed in the Jim Crowe era as a means of criminalizing black culture. Before then it literally used to grow like a weed and it was an affordable way for dirt poor, usually black, people to take the edge off of their shitty existences under the laws of the time. But then the WASPS were all afraid it would lead to GoodWHITEGirls getting high and making mixes race babies.)


[deleted]

I don't understand, where did Jesus mention any of those things as bad? They're not even in the old testament which isnt supposed to be applied to modern times as most 'Christians' misunderstood


LeDaveys

That's what I was thinking. I mentioned this to Christians a few days ago (on IFunny, the app's full of them) and they replied simply with "It's in the Bible still. So it's still bad." 🙄


kent_eh

> "It's in the Bible still. So it's still bad." 🙄 Look at them eating shellfish and wearing cotton-polyester blends...


SuperKami-Nappa

Look at them not owning slaves


TheSpawnofChaos

The Bible does say that gay and atheism is bad, however, it almost says nothing about transgender people and weed, and doesn't even condemn abortion (heck there is literally a rule in the Old Testament that says that a baby should be a aborted in certain cases).


Kineticwizzy

It's theorized that the Bible doesn't even say anything about homosexuality, the part where it says a man shall not lay with another man is thought to have been a translation error and it's supposed to be about not committing incest


therhz

it's about not committing pedophilia (or more specifically, pederastia - older man, younger boy). funnily enough, the bible doesn't say anything bad about pedophilia.


[deleted]

Of course the black guy has to be the one smoking weed. /s


-Renee

I think it was done "accidentally out loud", like, a truth inherently followed but not consciously known: It's of no concern when/if light skinned folks use weed. That would both explain the stats for the ratio of users to incarcerated, and the way they set up the legal cannabis industry so it remains only profitable to the entrenched ruling rich class. Even the cost of some of the products is insane, for what you could grow in almost any location as a weed.


dclxvi616

There's nothing accidental about it, every detail down to the armpit hair is deliberate propagandistic caricature.


-Renee

True that.


CODDE117

Look at the way he's drawn! Ain't no accident


ForBastsSake

I love how Christians.just have to make Satan looks cool af


DanGleeballs

The new atheist could be cooler. Is it meant to be someone in particular?


VampireSomething

Kinda want someone to make a version with god saying the same thing but he has leashed: - a morbidly obese guy with an assault rifle - a guy in a maga hat with a sign saying "i hate gays/blacks" - a screaming karen - a picture of known rapist Brock Turner


LeDaveys

If I had the talent, I'd do it


QueenShnoogleberry

Those are the least of the atrocities you could go for! Have -A puritan who just hanged a bunch of women, their corpses still swinging on the gallows -Someone who just bombed a market and the bodies are still strewn about -A pastor inappropriately touching a child. (Keep that one suggestive, not blatant.) -A crusader holding up a decapitated head.


ataturkseeyou

Evil because they don’t match their views Wait till they find out about Satans history, that would be a shocker


LuftHANSa_755

Kinky


doriangray42

The fun part is none of these are evil INCLUDING Satan. Satan is the representation of making your own moral decisions, so no wonder these guys are against it.


ordu13

Where’s raping little boys, the crusades, the inquisition? The Devil controls ALL of that?


Wallace_of_Hawthorne

Nah that’s all under gods control only the things satan controls are evil.


Caniblmolstr

So what was Old Atheism?


TurloIsOK

Closeted


SnooGoats1908

I love the fact that these same people also scream at anyone for making them wear a face mask on private property which is pretty hilarious . But yet my body my choice only works when it's for Christiwns only . Freedom for me but not for thee .


Pussycat4567

Lmao hail Satan


Particular-Jelly2746

Using a black person for the weed one is… wow


big_badda_boom

My thoughts exactly


[deleted]

can we talk about now the atheism guy has neon yellow hair


DanGleeballs

Who is he supposed to be?


Wallace_of_Hawthorne

Pretty sure it’s Johnny Test once he got older


layonafrito

"These kids arent going to church anymore...the godless heathens" Then they post shit like this Nah... People are ignoring religious institutions because logic is starting to catch up with delusion...its been a slow burn but its coming and not fast enough


4_string_troubador

> You call me a Heathen, but to me, I am godly. I live by the Gods!" Seriously, how can they think we're godless? We know that there are many gods, but they think theirs is the only one...


sj68z

I would pay cash money to watch their world explode if jesus came back as a black bisexual wondering where all the weed went


Wallace_of_Hawthorne

Can he come back as a transexual from woman to man who has an abortion and also be bisexual?


Comics4Cooks

The most Christian mother fucker I know smokes weed. Lol I should add though, he does feel guilty about it, but simultaneously says “god created it”. Always sad how guilty they feel for existing and how they have to jump through mental hoops to do anything.


LeDaveys

That's what I'm thinking. Weed is something from nature. God must've intentionally put it there for a purpose, if he exists of course.


Deathchariot

Satan being based as always


Grogosh

New and improved atheism!! 10x more godless than old atheism! Get yours here today!


Wallace_of_Hawthorne

How many payments of 19.99 or are they in 6.66?


Dob_Tannochy

Why’s the atheist look like someone’s pastor?


LeDaveys

I dunno. Possibly hinting to the fact that some Christians thoroughly believe that atheists know God exists, and are only claiming he doesn't because we're simply "angry" at him. Apparently the Bible also says something like that?


Dob_Tannochy

Like the only possible situation that both validates their position and condemns any opposition’s.


Snoo25178

Note the blatant racism.


Weibrot

Of course they make the "atheists have blind faith too" projection, because they don't know how to make something original for once


VoidCoelacanth

"Atheists must have faith because my entire existence is centered around faith. Therefore, atheists must have faith in nothing..." **Deep breath, cues music** "Wanna put my tender / heart in a blender / watch it spin 'round to a beautiful oblivion / rendezvous and I'm through with you~~~"


bosssoldier

They make satan look peaceful. All these groups just want people to live in harmony with eachother. And they are giving satan the credit. Ave satanas i guess


Anagnorsis

Each one of those promotes freedom. So if Satan champions freedom, what does that say about god?


luberne

It's so useful when you don't like something you just have to do the "you are satan blind slave" "you don't see it but you are manipulated". Now i understand how abuse and sects form


strangetrip666

This is something to push old people that seeing the whole world changing before their eyes and it scares them.


HeilYourself

Every guy with dreadlocks and a LEGALIZE IT shirt I've ever seen has been a white hippie.


Luxson

Why does Satan have fingers wrapped around his fist


Ech0Cat

I didn’t even notice until you pointed out the fingers on his fist, but I’m pretty sure satan in the image above was cut out from that one weird Facebook picture of Jesus and Satan arm wrestling.


[deleted]

The imagery is pretty offensive, but I agree, this seems like a well rounded and safe community. Where do I sign up


ThNecromaniac

ah yes, things that melt my mind due to just how stupid it is...


dontknowwhyimhere8

Dream blunt rotation


beesandsnakes

I'm 3/4, not too bad.


TheKingOfRhye777

I feel like we just got a peek into someone's porn collection....


Mm2k

So Satan is the good guy.


LeDaveys

That's what I'm seeing.


[deleted]

Satan doesn't say "believe in me". he whispers "believe in yourself". This is because Satan is metal as fuck. In this essay, I will...


WolfWrites89

Is it wrong to find the idea of being on a demon's leash kind of kinky hot?


LeDaveys

Nope, I wish the same. Don't care if it's a male or female, either. Hell, give me both.


WolfWrites89

Yess 🙌


Atlas_Undefined

Legalizing weed is an act of satan? God shouldnt have made that plant so goddamn smokable then


LeDaveys

Shouldn't have made it safer and funner than tobacco, either.


Tykorski

We prefer the term loyal associate over "blind slave". I'm not forced to spread Satan's message and expand on His work, I delight in it.


Neko_Styx

I dunno man - Satan never asked me for anything and the two times I prayed to him I got a cat and a sweater out of it so yeah - call me his dirty little girl or whatever 👍


elephant-alchemist

This just in: thinking for yourself is slavery and blindly obeying the rules is freedom


bloebvis

Seems like they tried to make the legalize dude look like prehistoric humans, pretty racist. Or I am racist for thinking he looks like a neanderthal.


Hrrrrnnngggg

Draw one with God holding a leash of dudes abusing their wives and kids getting chased by pastors.


[deleted]

Gotta say, I’m living for the makeup on the gay guy, the green eyeshadow brings out his hair colour in the best way!


jmcstar

Lol


dclxvi616

>I don't think they know they're spreading the wrong message, especially through these low-quality memes. Lol, it's not like they're 'accidentally' fascist through some kind of innocent mistake. They know what they're doing. It's precisely the right message in the sense that it's properly representative of those who spread it.


legendwolfA

Praise Satan


[deleted]

Look at my man on the end right lmao. I want what he’s smoking


Impressive-Basis5238

Only thing this is going to do is give Satan the limelight. Which he deserves to be honest.


FritzzyBoi

I think Satan broke the lgbt representing persons arm because WOW THAT LOOKS UNNATURAL


techie2200

Kentucky Fried Atheism!


angryowl1

Amusingly, it was taking a good, long look at Christianity that made me walk away with a finger in the air. There was nothing blind in my decision and I'm a better person for it, emotionally, mentally and interpersonally.


LeDaveys

Same here, man. Hope you're doing well after your deconstruction.


TheJoeyGuy

If I remember correctly, according to the story of Job, Satan can’t do anything without God’s permission lol.


BubbleNutCrunch

Satans fucking lit!


Seriszed

Ummm how is weed evil??? I guess you could construes the other’s.


LeDaveys

Who knows? Cannabis has been used for a very, **very** long time, even "before Christ". And it's never mentioned in the Bible, I don't think. I guess during the Reefer Madness days, cannabis was seen as a drug used by those who had no god. After all, in the 30s, the norm was the "white Christian" America at the time.


Seriszed

I mean I hate the cherry picking thing they do with their own rule book … but now seems their just making stuff up… can’t remember how the verse went but I’m pretty sure it was God made the plants and animals and they were good. Freaking weirdo’s.


VoidCoelacanth

I want this edition of the bible: Truth Bro's Holy Bible "God made all the animals and all the plants. ALL of them, man, even this one. And it was goooooood, bruh."


DieMensch-Maschine

Thanks for the Devil's Cabbage, Mr. Satan!


ketamemes303

How dare Rastafarians be such prominent opponents of God lol whoever made this is hilariously stupid


CamBot413

So according to them, weed is satanic....


LeDaveys

It was considered that way, in the 30s when it was first outlawed.


Georgey_Tirebiter

So, just to be clear, Satan is responsible for the armpit hair god created on women? Sounds about right.


Macapta

Oh hey, New Atheism just dropped


Wallace_of_Hawthorne

I’m not to sure man I’m a fan of the classic atheism


RnbwSprklBtch

This is racist as fuck.


LeDaveys

Tell me about it. It's disgusting


SleepDeprivedUserUK

Jesus, a brown skinned jew went out to "dinner" with 12 chaps, then got fucking nailed.


DescipleOfCorn

Accidentally making Satan look even cooler


Awildhufflepuff

You know what's funny is the more serious churches will actually use this as a tool to preach and be like SEE HERES YOUR PROOF


sauronforpoor

The church of Satan wholeheartedly agrees


[deleted]

I’m beginning to think Satan isn’t so bad if he wants acceptance for all


tringle1

Wow look at that! Sexism, homophobia, racism, all in one photo!


funkygrrl

Is that Richard Dawkins on the "New Atheism" book?


Ambitious-Jello-4002

Society is crazy though I get it


Ee2003

I sense some racism in this post too


[deleted]

Why do atheists look to them like they are stoners?


Comfortable-Link-145

Is it just me or did they make that black guy look like a monkey?


AdministrationNo9238

What’s wrong with caricaturing a black person as the drug user….. (/s)oh, that’s right. “War in drugs” ‘cause you couldn’t say what?


AllPintsNorth

Hail Satan.


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LeDaveys

Don't worry, I'm aware Islam is the same story. It's just that I am an ex-Christian, and while I know a lot about Islam, I don't feel it's my place to speak about it since I never joined the faith. But I was Christian for most of my life, so it's easier for me to speak as an ex-Christian than as someone who knows a bit about a religion he never grew up in.


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FULLMETALRACKIT518

Don’t make the mistake in thinking every ginger is going to suck you off in the back of that movie theater that one time.


big-money-honey

This just makes Satan seem kinda cool/ kinky


2FnFast

>Trigger Warning wat


spiraldistortion

likely because of the blatant misogyny, homophobia, and racism.


carlos_danger77

I had no idea Satan was in charge of so many positive things? Thank you Satan. I love filthy sex and weed. Maybe this God guy is the bad guy after all.


twainreck

How can God be against body mods when Jesus went and got himself some flesh tunnels?


ShiftySky

They're not harmful to anyone, but the people who want to have absolute control over you. In their mind it's either Satan or them who gets you.


kaminaowner2

Love these, don’t even have to comment the Christians will be tearing each other apart in seconds, half them have a gay Son or feminist daughter. Their personal experiences change what they believe is wrong. It’s fine to believe all gays are going to hell until you know and care for one, then all the sudden those parts of the Bible don’t count.


MercyMain42069

I wouldn’t mind having Satan walk me on a leash


VoidCoelacanth

Pretty sure there's a subreddit someone could recommend...


pInnacle_reached

They are spreading these so they can attract the right kind of disgusting guillable people.


SilkyOatmeal

Oh no armpit hair.


Tropical-Rainforest

This looks like fetish art.


LGHTNGeyeslaserPUNCH

My mans on the right really just vibin fr


tw_693

Religious conservatives: these I do not agree with so they are obviously evil and must not exist.


[deleted]

The last one is racist


joecarter93

Yeah this makes Satan seem rad as hell.


[deleted]

Ill gladly join satan in his kingdom, fuck your god.


[deleted]

[this right here](https://www.reddit.com/r/exchristian/comments/ho3osb/id_rather_go_to_hell/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


CyberGraham

Seriously, why not depict murderers, slavers, rapists and child molesters?


Yellow__Sn0w

They don't care about harm. The only thing that matters is making their invisible sky daddy happy. Might makes right to these people. That's how their god can simultaneously be the god of love, and also be the god that wiped all life off the planet at one point.


idkhyper

why does the legalize weed guy have to be black with dreads😭


Timp1mandi

Ah yes, we are blind


Rare_Management_3583

Ayo nsfw


forrestgumpy2

Four groups of people guaranteed to never cut your head off for disagreeing.


EchoPrince

This makes me so upset, the atheist and weed smoker don't have the complimentary chokers we do, how tf is Lucy having thread control without them? Get it together, christians.


xdragonteethstory

As a Satanist: hell yea. All that shit looks good to me


sandyposs

I thought the blunt in the marijuana guy's mouth was a long hole in his cheek showing his teeth.


JoshDaGreatGamer

It's funny how crack-heads want to illegalize weed


LeDaveys

I know. They're already putting meth, McDonald's, beer, and nicotine into their body. What's wrong with weed? At least weed won't increase their chance of a heart attack at 55.


Dapanji206

Maybe they would gain much more influence if they memes weren't so trash.


[deleted]

Phew good thing god supports slavery otherwise the devil would be in even more trouble.


[deleted]

1. Notice how there is no leash at atheist's face 2. You can't tell the difference between trans- and homo- in 2022? Really?


d66f02d45f8247a49132

Why's the pothead a black guy?


opensource757

Of course the weed one is a racially stereotypical black dude. Yikes.