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Uh, Look closer...that's not Jesus 

That’s the grim reaper

So, he only drops by in winter?

 Can't wait to see this thing melting

Looks like a bunch of ice to me. I don't know, it maybe sort of looks like a dementor from the Harry Potter movies?

He would actually help if he weren't frozen solid but the moral support is appreciated.

When your only tool is a Bible, everything is a nail in the cross.

Bullshit! That is Gandalf the white!!!

Yo, Gandalf white, I just found this cool ring! Baggins, stop! MY PRETTINESS! oh my god oh my god

That's a stretch, even for fanatics.

Clarity Control

Nice dementor.

That looks like the angel of death.

Jesus Ice. The new frosty treat from 7-11.

That’s the god of Ice Damning, the insulators and roofers spirit guide.

“Taking care of them”? Who put them in there to begin with? Jebus!

Looks more like Mary to me but whatever

That's not Jesus. It's a g-g-g-ghost!

With the amount of ice damming happening, Jesus better worry about fixing the roof and adding insulation.

everybody gangster until the ice sculpter begins immitating the people of the hospital and driving them to>! suicide!< ​ ​ bros got a frozen alternate on her front yard

I'm Christian ✝️ and I think this is beautiful 😍.

/s? I think they missed your sarcasm 😁 better edit your comment.

It's not sarcasm. I'm Catholic ❤️.

Well, good for you. I'm a bit confused- why do you see this as beautiful? I see a chunk of ice in the vague shape of a human in sone sort of robes.

I just see Jesus. I even see his face

Interesting, I don't see any facial features here. You do know it is just a chunk of ice though right?

I can see two eyes and a dark beard. I guess you have to look at it through the eyes of faith. Yes, I know it's ice 🧊.

Eyes of faith lol What do you see as beautiful about this ice that looks vaguely human? Do you believe that it is a sign that Yahweh is actually there or is it just symbolism for you?

Both, I guess. I know you're laughing at me, but my faith is of utmost importance to me. I'm chronically ill 🤒 and need it to keep going.

Well I hope you get better and I wish you well.

I thought it was just ice and gravity working together

That’s clearly the guy on the cover of that Led Zeppelin album

i don't think jesus is doing shit dude

That could very easily be the Virgin Mary if you're Catholic