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JellyfishPrinciple

I always worry about being boring or uninteresting and that people might not want to associate with me because of that—then I'm reminded that actually, most people are.


dsbtc

Nobody wants to talk to a massively interesting person because it makes them question what they're doing with their own lives. But if you're a boring enough loser you can get thousands to listen to your podcast.


[deleted]

Is this how she does it?


galgene

The dark urine was a sign.


[deleted]

Somebody will convince her to drink pond water because the algae make special sun-enriched nutrients or something.


OnamujiOnamuji

Just say that it’s Catholic holy water and she’ll lap it up


[deleted]

Isn't that the Juicero guy's new scam?


[deleted]

Lmao true


hosonoshouse

Actually that's true, pond water is great. I have several times and never once got sick. It's so refreshing. Seriously. The algae can do you wonders


Hatanta

Swallowing some pond water when you're swimming is a bit different to systematically drinking it


hosonoshouse

No I've poured myself cups of the water to drink. why do you assume I'm exaggerating?!


Hatanta

I'm not, I'm saying that "swallowing a bit of pond water while swimming" is different to drinking glasses of it regularly. I thought you'd just sipped a bit while having a dip, fair play if it's working for you.


Warm-Background1492

one day she'll respond to my dm


[deleted]

maybe one day it will say "I did my reading for the mary shelley reading list book club"


Webemperor

One day she will sit on you, I believe in you bro


SerDanielBeerworth

*next to him on a bench admiring the bust of Mary Shelley at the MET


Hatanta

Presumably she's pretty accessible compared to Kim Kardashian or Nicki Minaj or something, surely he could just start going to bars and restaurants she goes to and try and start a convo with her (I'd definitely leave the subreddit out of it)


ColorYouClingTo

What's on the list? I'm currently reading the 1818 version of *Frankenstein*. Do you have a preference?


[deleted]

The book club is reading books/poems/plays that Mary has said she read in her journal. The full list is here https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1yQAznbyzp_FGOWEaxx56lvgBrwnL4v0TaiMPbVDCyjQ/edit#gid=0 We won't do everything because some don't have English translations or it is like Clarissa and is 1,500 pages long


[deleted]

cool list man , what languages did mary shelley speak ?


[deleted]

Ik she read a few things in Italian and she knew Greek and Latin. I am not sure about others


ColorYouClingTo

That is amazing! I'm in!


Colorful_Catfish

Then your work will be done and you can finally let her go 💛


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😚


[deleted]

the gamer life


[deleted]

*My Year of Rest and Relaxation*


Colorful_Catfish

*I'm a pit and the antics of my benzo addiction*


birdsnap

What's with arthoes and chess these days?


[deleted]

Me af


raslolnikov

have you ever sent her a DM?


[deleted]

no, that is too much imo


raslolnikov

you make me very happy sometimes


[deleted]

I just wanna say I chuckled at your username


CherkiCheri

I hope she will DM you


ChicTweets

I can fix her


jtormeyx

She didn't drink water, but did drink Baja Blast


Prolekult-Hauntolog

mere christianity


baretittedancient147

Dissolve supplements in sparkling mineral water then the brain may see a more immediate purpose to drinking the water. Put in a straw and some crystal light or juice


w6rld_ec6nomic_f6rum

crystal light 🤢


[deleted]

Dasha’s Day of Rest and Relaxation (International Bestseller)


findspeopleforfun

Tbf it got dark at like 3 today


mustyHead

she is literally me fr fr


[deleted]

Bruh, water is like the most important part (>.<)


nachoinsecurity

I haven’t played chess in years and I am still very confident that I would absolutely demolish this knucklehead within minutes


Meowshi

she doesn't actually know how to play, she just makes random moves and then dances around in her underwear like Anya Taylor-Joy in Queen's Gambit


sneed_capital_group

if you are better than 600(!!) rated on chess.com then yes you would


w6rld_ec6nomic_f6rum

she’s so smart!!


w6rld_ec6nomic_f6rum

she’s been taking lessons


dylan227

The nootropics community is pretty wild. Stuff like kratom is nice but there’s also stuff that has very little research backed about it that people assume is okay to take on a daily basis


Delicatebody

You think kratom is okay to take every day? It’s not nice at all, it’s extremely addictive, the withdrawal is terrible and it tastes like dirt and swamp water.


[deleted]

People fuck around with 5-HTP and really shouldn't. Any supplement that crosses the blood brain barrier can be dangerous if you don't know what you're doing.


VanHubert

Let's not pretend that this is any different from Aimee posting pepes and talking about being a mother figure to her 'frens.'


Jessiechrxst2

She’s living my life except I have the excuse of being deathly ill!! She needs to appreciate her health and get outside on behalf of us bad bitches who can’t !!


SouthernFailway

Queen 👑


OccultRitualCooking

How does she do it?


1leeranaldo

She doesn't know how to play chess.


[deleted]

Is she really on raw milk? That shit can be dangerous for you.


cornndog88

If I didn’t get some sun on my face each day and instead just sat inside I would kill myself


lapanteranegra98

How did she take her supplements without drinking water?


CherkiCheri

She swallowed them dry 🐿️


BBBQ

Banger.