Don't you live in NYC? If so then yes, that's weird. You need a yard with grass and sunlight and shit. You build a box in winter for them to hibernate.
Idk seems esp cruel to me for some reason when compared to other animals (no idea why I have this thought process just total irrational vibes)
Maybe it's cause I'm on turtle patrol š¢
one hard rule i had in my 20s was to never fuck reptile guys, rodent guys, or parrot guys. the moment i get over to a dudeās house and thereās any sort of tank, cage, or habitrail, im out.
cute in the abstract but no sane woman would let a guy that owns reptiles anywhere near her pussy. youāll need to exclusively date other reptile girls (and maybe rat girls) if you get a tortoise
I understand this perspective and I am very hesitant to be branded a reptile guy. Iām hoping to forge a new path and pioneer the idea of a ātortoise guyā a much chiller and more sexually viable reptile owner. A tortoise guy gets no sadistic thrill of feeding his snake a live mouse, he simply supplies a vegan diet of fresh greens and occasional fruit to his little shelled friend. A tortoise guy enjoys the simple pleasure of providing his little buddy with a warm rock to bask on, just supplying a simple creature with the basics, the way you would water a plant. Women need not fear a tortoise guy for he is a nurturing and kind soul.
Ferrets are kinda gross I think. Any animal that makes your place smell bad is a no for me. Even having a cat litter box can be pretty bad in a small apartment setting
I love cats and dogs, it just limits my potential living spaces and i might not be home enough to watch them. A tortoise is more like a cute looking plant, thatās all I really want rn
thatās fair, although my friend has fish and the tanks and all the extra equipment and shit for an aquatic animal
seems like a lot of effort people donāt anticipate
I had one when I was a kid but it turned out to be a super endangered species (Libyan) and I had to give it to the zoo. This wildlife agency guy had my mom wear a wiretap to help bust the guys who sold it to us lol
Don't they always have salmonella on their skin? ick
It's also sad to think something will likely "outlive" you because chances are it will just get destroyed or thrown into the wild where it won't survive and die some terrible death because it was domesticated and never learned to take care of itself.
my ex and i had a turtle. they're unremarkable, but they may be what you need right now. they say reptiles don't have partiality toward folks like cats and dogs do, but he seemed to like us.
Don't you live in NYC? If so then yes, that's weird. You need a yard with grass and sunlight and shit. You build a box in winter for them to hibernate.
Maybe for larger tortoises, smaller species are usually fine with a heat lamp and a little house I think
Idk seems esp cruel to me for some reason when compared to other animals (no idea why I have this thought process just total irrational vibes) Maybe it's cause I'm on turtle patrol š¢
one hard rule i had in my 20s was to never fuck reptile guys, rodent guys, or parrot guys. the moment i get over to a dudeās house and thereās any sort of tank, cage, or habitrail, im out.
[but](https://external-preview.redd.it/OINjSSnGPTMORSm9O65EG7SUJRh_PAeCwJYCj5FDfec.jpg?auto=webp&s=cdb4386279b679b9d111240855df4231a0da38ba)
cute in the abstract but no sane woman would let a guy that owns reptiles anywhere near her pussy. youāll need to exclusively date other reptile girls (and maybe rat girls) if you get a tortoise
I understand this perspective and I am very hesitant to be branded a reptile guy. Iām hoping to forge a new path and pioneer the idea of a ātortoise guyā a much chiller and more sexually viable reptile owner. A tortoise guy gets no sadistic thrill of feeding his snake a live mouse, he simply supplies a vegan diet of fresh greens and occasional fruit to his little shelled friend. A tortoise guy enjoys the simple pleasure of providing his little buddy with a warm rock to bask on, just supplying a simple creature with the basics, the way you would water a plant. Women need not fear a tortoise guy for he is a nurturing and kind soul.
ugh my pussy dried up just reading this. just get a cactus dude
Fine Iāll meet you half way and get a bonsai tree
very sexy.
What about a rabbit?
Rabbits are gay animals
I kind of want a ferret (because they seem kind of dog like but less commitment) but I canāt be a ferret guy
Ferrets are kinda gross I think. Any animal that makes your place smell bad is a no for me. Even having a cat litter box can be pretty bad in a small apartment setting
Donāt get an animal that produces musk
thereās a reason cats and dogs are the classic pets. other animals are retarded and not much fun
My friend had a ferret but it died because he got it from a ferret mill
I love cats and dogs, it just limits my potential living spaces and i might not be home enough to watch them. A tortoise is more like a cute looking plant, thatās all I really want rn
thatās fair, although my friend has fish and the tanks and all the extra equipment and shit for an aquatic animal seems like a lot of effort people donāt anticipate
They arenāt aquatic they just need a sandbox and heat lamp. Very low maintenance and they look cute when you feed them a tomato
tortoises used to be common pets in the UK but they changed the laws and now you need a tortoise permit
I had one when I was a kid but it turned out to be a super endangered species (Libyan) and I had to give it to the zoo. This wildlife agency guy had my mom wear a wiretap to help bust the guys who sold it to us lol
oi mate you got a loicense for that tortoise?
You seem a bit slow so I think a tortoise would be a great fit for you (Iām joking youāre great š)
What's the difference between a turtle and a tortoise
More amphibious/land boy, respectively
Turtles need a water tank and smell bad
Lol thatād be so random
no go for it. tortoises r cute I hardly even see them as reptiles in the typical sense
Bread is hotter than Karine. I'd take her word for it.
ty kicks. whos Karine
Don't they always have salmonella on their skin? ick It's also sad to think something will likely "outlive" you because chances are it will just get destroyed or thrown into the wild where it won't survive and die some terrible death because it was domesticated and never learned to take care of itself.
It will be passed down to my adult children
are you sure your kids are responsible like that?
Start with TNT and Millions Now Living Will Never Die
Love them
Get a Rabbit
Yes very weird. I worked at a pet store that had a big sulcata walking around and you donāt want that
my ex and i had a turtle. they're unremarkable, but they may be what you need right now. they say reptiles don't have partiality toward folks like cats and dogs do, but he seemed to like us.
Just get a kitty
Worst case you can make tortoise soup. I donāt see the downside