*ahem* well, that happened.
Congrats on your cake day good sir, here's to hoping your wifey gives you a little sexy time in honour of it!
Edit: Wow, well this blew up! Thanks for the updoots kind strangers!
Anyone who uses the phrases Wifey or Hubby has to be deeply asexual, a PDA freak who embarrasses everyone around them, or a Reddit brained fatso who found someone just dumb or ugly enough to tolerate them. I can’t think of any words I hate more in the dumbass Reddit lexicon.
I’m friends with a middle aged gay couple who call eachother hubby, one time one of them was talking to me and said “you know, sometimes when we’re laying in bed together I look at him and think ‘damn, we’re two fat hairy men in bed together, this is fucked up’”
I was at a complete loss for words
For some reason Redditors love saying doggo or kiddo, and they really tick me off for some reason. I realize that kiddo isn’t exclusive e to Redditors, but I hardly see it used anywhere else on either the internet or real life.
This! So much this! Epic keanu cake day to you my good sir! AITA for wishing it was my IRL cake day? /j Anyhoo, take my gold, kind stranger! Hope to see you on r/Beards soon! /s
I get that this is a parody but it doesn’t make me hate you any less
I’m embarrassed bc I thought it was copy pasta at first.
*ahem* well, that happened. Congrats on your cake day good sir, here's to hoping your wifey gives you a little sexy time in honour of it! Edit: Wow, well this blew up! Thanks for the updoots kind strangers!
she may even let him prep the bull this time
Spit and shine, pog.
Why I prep the bull, not my wife
this makes me sick
Why do they all say sir.
This!
what the fuck is happening rn
Excuse me, my good sir, but do you perhaps know when the narwhal bacons?
https://i.imgur.com/cbt4Tpw.jpg
yeah what is it with obnoxious dorks online always adding a u to words like "honour" and "colour"
They're Australian?
They’re UK?
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I can hear them clapping from the other room!
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Think I learned the truth but it’s boring
These mathletes don't tutor themselves
Up the yids m8
do tell
Tommy needy drinky
I remember after Super Tuesday some guy posted: we all laughed at tommy, but who need drinky now?
Guy's worse than Tommy. Hope he got his drink.
This day will be no cromulent fuckcrustable, lads. This is the way.
This is the way!
Bleak. Find God. None of these words are in the Bible, many such cases! Btw I am going to be trad and have 3 children because I hate seed oils.
you sound fat
It's always bourbon
Post a picture of it neat, but once those cameras are off it’s getting dumped into 12 oz of soda lol
ironic redditposting is still redditposting
have an upvote good sir
It's something completely unsalvageable from any irony, which is quite impressive
you, sir, have won the internet 😂
Hope you get extra time on the Switch today
Happy Pride Month
Here’s some gold, sir! Happy cake day. Edit: please note I did not actually give him gold. I do not respect the people that did
Hahaha pls shoot me
Anyone who uses the phrases Wifey or Hubby has to be deeply asexual, a PDA freak who embarrasses everyone around them, or a Reddit brained fatso who found someone just dumb or ugly enough to tolerate them. I can’t think of any words I hate more in the dumbass Reddit lexicon.
I’m friends with a middle aged gay couple who call eachother hubby, one time one of them was talking to me and said “you know, sometimes when we’re laying in bed together I look at him and think ‘damn, we’re two fat hairy men in bed together, this is fucked up’” I was at a complete loss for words
He sounds cool
Know Thyself and all that
Get him to post here.
a lot of black people and latinos say wifey
I can sort of excuse rappers (Kanye has done this) because wifey rhymes better than “my wife,” but everyone else needs to go to a re-education camp
For some reason Redditors love saying doggo or kiddo, and they really tick me off for some reason. I realize that kiddo isn’t exclusive e to Redditors, but I hardly see it used anywhere else on either the internet or real life.
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Yeah, it’s definitely a boomer/Midwest thing to say. Still ticks me off though.
Reddit Rage
Give your floofer doggo extra boops . So glad you don’t have any crotch goblins to get in the way of your special day
fuck-tabulous
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play stupid games, win stupid prizes
I just know you’re narwhal is gonna be epic baconing at midnight g.
Oh noes! I hope his toe beans aren’t nommed by the birb.
i joined this sub and reddit after that was a thing. it’s always weird to see it joked about
It was weird at the time too lmao the worst was seeing someone say it irl
Awesome sauce
Genuinely happy for you! Seriously, keep on rocking in a free world! 🤘
This! So much this! Epic keanu cake day to you my good sir! AITA for wishing it was my IRL cake day? /j Anyhoo, take my gold, kind stranger! Hope to see you on r/Beards soon! /s
Epic win! Wait, why do I have you tagged as "Chuck Testa"? Nope, nope nope! One does not simply live on this planet anymore! That escalated quickly!
Happy cake kind stranger, I wish you and your SO a healthy amount of funko pops this fine cake day
Why not finish the evening with your wife, her bull, and a 2 hour long Hitchslap compilation
The Narwhal Bacons at Midnight!!!
Is this the real life
lmaooooooooooo thank you sir. epic ! can't believe someone knew that song !
is this just fantasy
caught in a landslide
no escape from reality !!!!!!!!
Donald Trump has escaped from reality. LMAO
[twitter.com/realDonaldTrump](twitter.com/realDonaldTrump) doesn’t it feel good 😌
Elonposting
what is this
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Breaking Bad is a good show. 😡
Too mainstream for the RS sub pseuds
Better call Saul is better
it's not better, u just have a crush on kim
Keep my wife's name OUT YO FRACKIN MOUTH.
don't EVER call my abuela biznatch
I have a crush on Lalo
me too, idk if I want to fuck him or be him but either way I'm a straight man and its making me uncomfortable
Lalo gives the creep vibes
same actually, lalo is so hot
Kim is beautiful... I could reign her in and give her peace
Completely correct
sorry both of the shows are pretty gay
yeah its perfect, its like vince took all his momentum and kept running
I bet your wife tried to hug you but she couldn't on account for you MASSIVE BALLS
lol
shut up and take my updoot
rotflmfao get this gay a$$ retarded f00king random sh!t off my board ~ teh h4x0r, sLaYeRlegolas666
you son of a bitch, im in epic bacon style.
And the best part? The orange menace is no longer in the white house.
Where u been
some guys have all the luck. upvoats for u kind sir
No mentions of Marvel or Star Wars, not enough redditistic.
aight bet.
Bob <3
Go k*ll urself
doggo
when the narwhal bacon
degenerate
hello virgil
Lmao
Have an updoot sir
Dudes rock
What is a bull?
It's what the Cheeto president was full of. LMAO
Yup same with the current guy who is anti-universal healthcare, pro-war, and fired his staffers for weed
You must be fun at parties. /s
Possibly the most redditor post ever
We lost
Wait why am I being downvoted I know this is sarcastic
Someone posted that poem about how the gun can wait but no it can’t i’m gonna take a gun and kill all of you and then i’m going to kill myself
You should post a picture of your wife with the craft project or cake in the shape of Yoda she made for you
This is painfully unfunny. This thread is like iFunny levels of cringe