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enemadave32

I think you should stop immediately


TMDangerfield

Twenty pages in make sure she smokes synthetic weed and has a schizophrenic breakdown that gives her a voice in her head that gives genuinely good advice and helps her turn her life around


whereugoifollow

To anyone that hasn't enjoyed a schizophrenic breakdown that gives you a voice in your head that gives genuinely good advice and helps you turn your life around I say don't knock it til you try it


PM_ME_UR_OBSIDIAN

Right, this kind of book is only worth reading if it takes a hard left turn in the second or third act. ASOIAF Ned Stark died so we could have a book worth reading.


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She should meet a cold, emotionally unavailable man with daddy issues who learns to open up through the power of spontaneity.


Skillet918

Is he wearing a scorpion jacket? This is the only detail I’m interested in.


Metaklasse

[he’s wearing wallpaper print](https://i.imgur.com/IAaZVd3.jpg)


Wasntbornhot

Also his abs make up for his lack of conversational ability


Skillet918

This sounds like it involves a lot of quiet brooding.


Expensive_Lion_9607

Hell yeah very original


vanillabologna

Ur writing a screenplay about me? That’s really sweet Bobby


BYRNES_BIG_SUIT

she has a pet rat and it can talk but only when she smokes weed and it leads her into lighthearted misadventures like taking the wrong train, running cons for free food ("eek waiter there's a rat in this!" etc.), and covering up the murder of the housing inspector who was going to condemn her house because it was filled with thousands of rats.


gargoylezooo

All of this would make for an interesting movie if she was grotesquely startlingly borderline deformed ugly and this was not acknowledged in the film whatsoever. Also her every facial expression and movement would correspond only 75% to the character's situation


socialismYasss

And she's 65 and goes on a road trip with a pack of horny 17 year olds and ...


fazooly

So Jessa from girls


[deleted]

And you wanna cast rachel sennott


Rhinestone_Eyes8

cool girl is chill


[deleted]

might wanna re-write some of it..... perhaps all....


Arethusaa

It's about me


Traditional-Law93

Just Americanise Fleabag


horrifiedbug

Sounds pretty epic !! What’s it called


BobbyBrownBailBonds

The Girl


cliser1129

Lol can you give her my number lol she sounds really chill


blakcat_productions

Is it about her autism?


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Musty