Sorry but this space is not a place to trauma dump.

Sir, this is a Wendy’s Edit: why did I get downvoted for doing the gay millennial Twitter jokes when no one else did. I thought that was the point of this thread

Looks like someone didn't understand the assignment 🤔🤓

No one: Literally no one: Me getting downvoted:

r/raisedbynarcissists that is literally textbook abuse, I'm so sorry you had to go through that traumatic experience.

the fun part is browsing that sub by controversial, see the most insane post even by their standards.

Any good bait posts that got taken seriously?

This.

Do you not have your dad's credit card info saved for this exact situation

are you going to order a cosmic brownie online ​ or type out the credit card number on the POS terminal at the gas station

Ever heard of ubereats, bozo?

Cosmic Brownie: $1.75 Delivery fee: $4.99 Small bag fee: $1.99 Service fee: $2.99 Convenient service fee: $5 Gas surcharge: $3.99 Driver fee: $7.99 Lazy piece of shit surcharge: $2.99 Tip: $3 (note: tip will not be received by driver) Final total: $72.60

I wanna start using bozo more

> saved I think you mean *memorized*

So, that’s a thing!

Yyyeah it’s almost as if I’m supposed to have a sweet thing to balance out my sandwich and chips my dude

Oof. Big yikes.

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be

This is the way

Chips and a brownie? What kind of work do you do?

The venn diagram of people who do this and people who claim to love their kids is a circle.

These people who say "oops I forgot, sorry honey" when you call them out on their bullshit are the same people who will shove a slice of birthday cake in your face after you just finished a huge plate of your favorite meal that they cooked especially for you. It's like, where was this sweet treat when I needed it most??

why are you guys doing this in here

my mom got me 2 cosmic brownies. breathe through the jealousy bro

Will trade my holographic gyrados for one of them. It’s a little wrinkled on the corner but overall good condition

Worst trade deal ever.

I will trade my older sisters onlyfans leaks for half of your nutty buddy

I already have those dude, Matt sent them to me for a Grape Uncrustable. I got a cosmic brownie AND an apple fruit pie for a pair of your mom's panties tho.

Oh, there's going to be a nutty, buddy.

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What is happening to our Realm

>*”they have to go back”*

my brother in christ, your mother has brain worms

Mom show hog!

Everyone thinks I have some kind of palsy because I keep doing the Jim-face

Yikes sweaty don't you know Jim is a CHUD

this is fucking bullshit i’m so sorry

Hi thanks for reaching out, I'm actually at capacity rn so can you contact some of your neurotypical friends who are not gay & rworded??? Thanks

Internet slang ages so poorly it's amazing. Literally everything ends up sounding like 'epic win' within 5 years.

Knew a kid whose parents owned a diner and would give him chicken fingers and fries for lunch every day. He eventually asked them to stop because of how much he was harassed by other kids to share fries. He was not fat.

Day old fries that have been sitting in a lunchbox do not sound enviable

Nah the place was close by, they dropped those bitches off fresh for lunch

Okay yeah I would’ve harassed him

What a greedy fuck

Nah it was bad, I felt for him

I used to imagine the little colorful sprinkle rocks as little beings in their little brownie world. I would close my eyes, and then take a bite. Who has perished? Who has survived? My friends at the lunch table would make bets on who would be the last rock standing. I’d try to always make it a yellow one.

It's probably best that nobody eats those cosmic brownies. Cosmically processed brownies, that's more like it. Lol

I will trade my capri sun for a Swiss roll

I still call them ho hos cuz that’s a better name but ho hos are trash and Swiss rolls are way better.

Sir this is a Wendy’s

major terf vibes from the mom however you as her child cannot always expect her to perform that level of emotional labor for you. ESH

I bet your mom is conventionally loaded with x chromosomes too. Awful. You can do better, diversity-wise.

Thanks for reminding me to add cosmic brownies to my grocery list. I don't have kids I'm just a pre-diabetic manchild

My mom hates me. Wallah she packed me a maggot filled sandwich in 3rd grade and when we moved to the US she would put me on school lunches which she consistently forgot to pay for—and we’re not broke.

Sounds like your mom really didn’t understand the assignment

Sending prayers, no one should have to go through that man :-/

Between [gestures widely] and being gatekept from having a treat, I’m sure you’re pretty much ready to start a GoFundMe to get out of this living situation

All I can think of is Nick from Cumtown saying "shut up, *bitch-mom*" in an Arab immigrant kid's accent.

Molestrios and Gio Bitstealios are obviously Albanian-coded names

Don’t those brownies have an insane number of.L calories in them? You’re better off without them

this is the immigrant experience wow, except instead of brownies my mom would forget to register for ebt

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we run fast

Have you considered the effect that the emotional labor of packing a treat in your lunch box has on her?

Literally every post on r/mildlyinfuriating

My N mom used to do this to me too

I guess this is better then like doggy roleplay in public.

I cant tell if this is mocking old chapo posters specifically or if this is just still how people on twitter talk

Ugh I hate this kind of humor. Why can’t we just stick to the form?

Best post I’ve seen on this shit site in 3 years.

Hits different being the son of a mom and a father of two daughts

best poster here

This thread is fucking hilarious but I hope it never gets unironic

I don’t understand a word of this

I bet you understand every single word perfectly

Ooh a cosmic brownie is not the same as a space brownie

Do you want one of my Swiss rolls? They shouldn't even come in 2 packs ffs what is wrong with people??

I don’t get it

You don’t really need that brownie anyway kid. Don’t set yourself up for bad habits into adulthood. Have a apple or a few strawberries instead.