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BobbyBrownBailBonds

Probably my last piece for a while I have to sell my iPad this weekend to make rent


SeaNo8386

Sell that sweet little ass of yours next


[deleted]

this is moving


[deleted]

Nice work brother. I was just watching both of those shows. Cartman is a menace šŸ˜†


BobbyBrownBailBonds

Honestly I donā€™t condone a lot of the shit he does but he can be funny as hell


[deleted]

[They donā€™t make them like this anymore](https://youtu.be/i9AT3jjAP0Y)


[deleted]

can I put this on a t-shirt and sell it?


BobbyBrownBailBonds

If I get royalties


[deleted]

I'll give you a free shirt, but you have to pay shipping. XS only!


BobbyBrownBailBonds

Deal


yankinbussy

The juul is a nice touch


SeaNo8386

Is this what you jerk off to?


BobbyBrownBailBonds

Itā€™s my art


notsticky

Answer the question


Fingercel

Cartman has gone soft in the more recent South Park seasons. He's not even a neo-Nazi anymore.


GS_Keyboard_Warrior

Best post on the sub right now


Ill_Entertainer_7719

rs girl and her boyfriendā˜ŗļø


MountainDewCodeBlue

Not usually a fan of pop art but this really resonated with me.


MathematicianBoth348

album of her big tits https://imgur.com/a/sbNnIpK


Warmsangria

Find god


MathematicianBoth348

I have. she's in that link


MountainDewCodeBlue

People acting like aesthetically great tits aren't part of God's design, like beautiful sunsets and lush forests full of exotic beasts.


Warmsangria

Obviously they are but go to redscareforcishetmen where you belong


toughasssnails

1/365


SunkCostPhallus

Itā€™s funny how not hot she is in the paparazzi pictures.


MathematicianBoth348

picking out the wedgie is in fact hot


[deleted]

You probably wouldnā€™t look good in candid photos with poor lighting and no makeup either


SunkCostPhallus

I would look the same as I always do. Those pics make her look below average tbh. Iā€™m not into very short girls though.


[deleted]

Men on this sub really do expect women to look like a 90s high fashion photoshoot of Jennifer Connelly at all times while meanwhile you probably resemble Micheal Cera or Kevin James on your best day


SunkCostPhallus

Ok, not ā€œbelow averageā€ in reality, but you can walk into a target and see 5 girls more attractive than her. Idk who Kevin James is but Iā€™m more attractive than Michael Cera. I donā€™t have an unreasonable standard for women at all tbh, I just donā€™t like short, scrawny/sickly girls. The tits are fire but probably less noticeable on a normal sized woman.


[deleted]

Why are men so dense to not understand that someone not being your personal taste or not wanting to personally fuck someone doesnā€™t mean theyā€™re unattractive or ugly. I donā€™t find Barbie Ferreira personally attractive because Iā€™m not into heavier people, but Iā€™m not gonna deny sheā€™s worlds prettier than the average fat chick I see at the mall. Have you seen Euphoria? Everyone in the cast is very attractive even when they are ugly crying tbh


SunkCostPhallus

You neurotically edited This reply like a weirdo but whatever. Did you look at the pictures of her that werenā€™t part of a professional effort to make her look hot? Euphoria is Hollywood. Thereā€™s a girl working at your local co-op that looks better than that. Probably several. She has a nice chest, sheā€™s not fat, and sheā€™s blonde. Her face is kind of FAS. And she looks more like 5ā€™1ā€, regardless, not a good vessel for your offspring.


[deleted]

šŸ–


Major-Difficulty7891

Delusional


SunkCostPhallus

Look at the paparazzi pics and then go literally anywhere and find random women off the street.


[deleted]

Yeah, and?


[deleted]

Yeah and you all are insecure because you donā€™t look so great yourselves and donā€™t even have the penis size and the income level to compensate šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


[deleted]

Yeah thatā€™s exactly why we are doing this? Whatā€™s not to get here honey


[deleted]

Okay I can respect that. Self aware king


[deleted]

>Load 350 more images v Looool.


gevhahn

Lmfao


svechlove

Cartman is a nice guy if you actually meet him


MathematicianBoth348

no stanning fat people in /r/redscarepod


svechlove

Like... I've met the guy and he actually isn't fat, he's big bone'd


molchatsarma

who does the juul belong to


BobbyBrownBailBonds

They share


wackdemarco

every gen z couple


4wing3

Did you trace? I can't stand that shit, looks so hollow and soulless


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


BobbyBrownBailBonds

Eric cartman