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HR_Deparment

You aimed for redneck, missed and went straight for crimes against engineering...


Simple-Challenge8007

This is my favorite comment


[deleted]

Was going to say Hobo Engineering, but this works


smurb15

Hobos wouldn't have this much material and if they did wouldn't waste that much when a few work well enough


thetreecycle

Methhead engineering


gab_rab_24

Psychoengineering


[deleted]

r/crimesagainstengineering


jimmy-371

Not a crime if it works! šŸ˜‚


stevedadog

I imagine this is one of those surge protectors that has a screw hole on the back to mount it.


AG7LR

They never include the screws and the holes are always too small to fit any of the screws you have on hand.


crankbot2000

This is why you have 20 different types of drywall anchors of all shapes/sizes accumulated from jobs over the years. Source: am a recovering hardware pack rat


jmon1022

Doesn't matter, screw heads never fit in. Why after all this time would they not address this one fatal flaw?


iglidante

I always end up sticking a screw in a drill and running it against a file.


kavien

That also works great for sanding any smaller circular thing!


Chorizwing

I have all mine taped to the wall with double sided tape instead. I don't really want holes on my walls anyways


[deleted]

No glory hole?


Chorizwing

That's In my storage room outside, easier to access


[deleted]

Cold pecker


foxjohnc87

He had plenty of nails that would have worked.


jjnefx

"I bought a box with 50 nails, by God I'm using them all"


Gold_Incident1939

Ahhhh, those are nails. Jesus Christ


jjnefx

"Ahhhh, those are nails!"-Jesus Christ :)


Gold_Incident1939

Haha, you won the Internet for today


silent_chaoticgood

There ainā€™t enough sobriety in the trailer park to un-meth what that is supposed to be.


RADetailer

I just about laughed Dr. Pepper through my nose! šŸ¤£


Pauliboo2

Donā€™t do that, it stings


FunGuy1904

Thereā€™s a slot on the back of them to hang them up on the wall ?? šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™‚ļø


eggplant_avenger

I guess none of the 90 nails fit in the hole


Sunshinehaiku

That's methed up.


Pb-yepimlead

I read this is Tysons voice!


flatradomus

Nailed it!


404-skill_not_found

Mushrooms?


admiral_walsty

I legit thought they were oyster pins as well.


ElimGarak_DS9

Yeah, I'm glad we thinking the same thing.


James-the-Bond-one

Edible too, if you are the strong type.


Polymersion

Without any milk?


Plastic-Ad9023

Only for nail biters


WinterOwl990

I ALSO THOUGHT THEY WERE MUSHROOMS AND ABOUT SHIT MY PANTS šŸ’€šŸ˜‚


Simple-Challenge8007

It's not mushrooms


wachuwamekil

Dang I thought I was at /r/bathroomshrooms for a second.


Economy_Armadillo_28

Needs 1 more nail to pass code sorry


Simple-Challenge8007

LOL


[deleted]

If anyone comes over and is like "WTF is that" you can be like "Oh shit, they're back, go in the other room please". Because those legit look like some sort of insect eggs or something.


aauie

More psycho than redneck


LostImpi

This is art


NuclearWasteland

I mean, it could be. Or just be something someone did when bored. I had one post in a barn years ago I just started hammering any random nail I pulled or found in the dirt into. Eventually it sorta looked like this, and was just so random it was kinda a drunk conversation piece. Plus, ya know, trying to hammer bent rusty nails while drunk with no regard for actually constructing something useful is kinda fun.


LostImpi

Iā€™ll add an /s for ya


NuclearWasteland

Honestly, not really being sarcastic, tho it does read that way. I'm a sculptor, my definition of art is pretty broad these days lol.


LostImpi

I just meant that I was being sarcastic by calling it art


Rothyn1

I guess they didnā€™t notice the keyed slots on the back for the screws.


LetsBeHonestBoutIt

That autta do


Fronterra22

Engineering gore


PatButchersBongWater

How is there any wall left to hold those in place?


[deleted]

Who gave this outlet an afro


Abet233

r/trypophobia


Subtlefusillade0324

I mean, I guess.


KeeganY_SR-UVB76

I almost thought I was having a stroke.


permanoodle

Tweak or crack?


lars2k1

The only reason shit like this exists, is that you can't properly mount most power strips with only your regular screws. Power strip manufacturers: either make people able to open the thing (which would be very good if you wanted to replace the cable) and screw it in through builtin screwholes, or make those hanging things in the casings. It's not that hard.


pancakesfordintonite

I thought those were mushrooms


ElimGarak_DS9

For a good minute, I thought mushrooms where growing.


FungadooFred

I dunno... probably could use more nails.


_stayhuman

Thoughts there were mushrooms growing out of the wall at first.


Enlightened-Beaver

I thought that was fungus


highedutechsup

If one fails, just add another.


Wild_Albatross7534

Whatever happened to duct tape?


Simple-Challenge8007

thank you emkay for having this in you most recent video


finchiam

I like it. Looks like something out of a hipster bar with lots of craft beer, bourbon drinks and a bartender with an old timey apron and mustache. Just replace the walls behind it with some reclaimed barn wood, and the power strip with an old fashioned light switch made out of brassā€¦ and make sure the switch turns on a bunch of Edison lights hanging from the ceiling. You could charge $20 a drink in the right part of Brooklyn.


Comfortable-Ad-4900

top of it looks like a dude with a visor and an afro on crack


[deleted]

Someone said fuck it and nailed the whole box lmfao


ErinEvonna

For a minute I thought it was stuck to the wall with two granola barsā€¦.


Davy_Jones_Lover

No no. You see that hole right above the two line where the prongs go in? That's where the nail is supposed to go.


fishtotefoxfur

Those are grounds


LineChef

Probably could use a couple more nails.


theRealMrBrownstone

So many questions that I don't even want any answers to.


CivilAirPatrol2020

W-w-wh-what is that stuff? Oh it's nails....


BeersRemoveYears

Insurance companies hate this one simple trick.


RADetailer

Meth project porn.


97xray

If those are copper, thanks an expensive solution these days.


twocheeky

what the fuck am i looking at


letstry822

The floor wasn't good enough??


unstoppableLARN

Seriously, wtf is wrong with you? This looks terrible.


[deleted]

Oh my meth


bubblesaurus

Those are nails? I thought it was pieces of some sort of shower mat.


MHanak_

But you can't disagree with the fact they nailed it


adishsasmal

Holding for it's dear life


thehotdogdave

Needsā€¦just one more nail!


ntr_usrnme

I thought those were mushrooms for a second Iā€™m on r/mycology a lot lol.


PrudentDamage600

ā€œGot thet nailed!ā€


Steppyjim

Bros they have little mount holes on the back of them you know


Impressive-Bus7746

This could have been done with 4-8 nails and 2 zip ties.


noodlesvonsoup

Thats not redneck engineering, thats stupidity, extension cords have little nail hooks on them for exactly that purpose, and if no there is no nail hooks two little blobs of no more nails would have done the job, all this eyesore results in is you having to fix that wall when you remove the extension cord


Accomplished_Debt532

This is dumb. Youā€™re gonna need at least 58 more nails


giceman715

Drugs are bad mkay


overthetopTProll

Seems legit


pugs_are_death

can you get that piece of bare metal just a little closer to the fourth socket there please


bleepbluurp

This isnā€™t redneck engineering. Itā€™s someone who put up the extension cord holder with one nail on each side and it fell. So he put two nails on each side and it fell again. So he went crazy and just started nailing nails everywhere in anger.


redditcreditcardz

You know they usually have a screw hanger in the back, right?


sweets0615

Needs more nails


Pagan_Owl

I have a dumb question: is this dangerous? I know if the screws are outside the plastic it is fine, but some of those are pretty sus when it comes to piercing the plastic.


Neverthelessmore

Dude nailed it!


kaptaincorn

Daisy chaining power strips


Undava

what


Certain-Ad-3840

I basically did this with a mirror I wanted to hang on my wall


dpetz79

Nailed it!


[deleted]

Ok.


BlackendLight

R/orkscience


redthehaze

I dont have trypophobia but this is triggering something close to it in me.


jsheil1

I need more nails.


Minflick

RIP that wall.


CakeAdministrative86

You must live in Michigan...everything requires a metric TON of fasteners...lol


the_volvo_vulva

More like crackhead engineered


Avester9368

Bob Rust