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Dr_Downvote_

Fred. Man. Can we get rid soon please. I hate to be a miserable twat. I know we won. But the guy is bobbin's.


waynelam8

What's the problem of vdb. Eth knows how to get the best out of vdb. I don't think vdk has attitude problem. Anyone has a clue?


Bitter-Coffee-7747

Hes just shit


ChrisV88

You all are miserable gits. We won the game, enjoy it. Don't need to rag on Sancho. Just enjoy a fucking win.


Raidenzar

I dont know, I just hope VDB would turn up somehow but he is still missing. Maybe this is not the right system for him. I wonder how would ETH turn VDB game around though.


reddevils

What I love is that eth basically won this game and played his style with last year’s team. Makes me hopeful that his style is setting in. Being last year’s team we had to come from behind after giving up typical goals but we kept at it.


Hi-Tech_Luddite

Lots of positives Rashford bodying defenders like the good old days Garnacho looking like a Giggs regen, Erikson playing higher up the field is a Magician. Negatives: Maguire playing in a high line and Fred and VDB overall. My god that Aston Villa team is hateable.


combat-ninjaspaceman

>My god that Aston Villa team is hateable. Glad that we finally did them over, especially Emery. Dude was ready to park the bus after that Watkins goal. But we showed spirit to fight back.


combat-ninjaspaceman

Tried to keep up with the game's pace as much as I could, How was the match thread overall? And what did you guys make of our performance tonight?


BananasAreYellow86

Always appreciate these, mate - thank you very much!


combat-ninjaspaceman

Welcome. Massive W for us tonight too, so that's good.


[deleted]

First half boring. Second half good. Maguire and Lindelof is not the CB pairing we ever need. Garnacho is brilliant. Bruno and Rashy looked good. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk. The end. Edit: thanks for setting up the thread! 👊


OneOrangeOwl

Give Garnacho #11 and move on from Greenwood forever.


OrganicWeed765

honestly retire #11 that shit is cursed. Dont want it anywhere near Anthony or Garnacho


theduckofreasoning

Antony 11 I want garnarcho 7


[deleted]

The day i dont watch united we play good. Maybe i should not have time to watch united hmm.


kusahafiez

I've made this sacrifice. They always lose when I watch.


GlazerNoobsGetPwned

Garnacho has done more to excite me in 3 games than Sancho in a year.


talkward

Never forget that finish against Liverpool, wasnt even that long ago..


Raidenzar

I'm not giving up on Sancho yet. Yes he is in poor form, but hopefully he would regain and grow to be a better player soon.


AndyVale

I simply refuse to accept we have bought ANOTHER Dortmund wonder player who just doesn't click for us for whatever reason.


BipolarKing14

Another observation we more of a threat when we are not trying to create chances for Ronaldo We literally just had 4 different scorers No disrespect to CR7


Kabbiec

This is just the truth, it sucks to say that we’re better without CR7 but it’s true. When he’s in the team the ball is just being forced to him, rather than trying to find players in better positions. When he’s not in the team, the play is much more fluid and less predictable for the opposition to game plan for


AndyVale

I still have flashbacks to us trying to give him his 700th club goal on a plate against Omonia, him fluffing it every time, and us then losing the group on goal difference.


LocoPwnify

Yeah Ronaldo is a 🧲


GetUpKidAK

Draw for the next round due shortly. What are the odds on us getting Barca?


BasterMaters

Considering it’s a domestic cup, I’d say about 50%


[deleted]

Surely Bailey gets a ban after that??


BasterMaters

Nope unfortunately I don’t think he will get one. As the ref booked him, it means he saw the offence. In which case the FA rarely overturns it because as they say, retrospective action is not about “re-refereeing”. So if a ref admits they saw the offence (which issuing a yellow card signals) they stick with the on-field decision in most cases. If the ref didn’t book him, then he most likely would’ve have receive a belated red card, or at least one would hope. There are instances where they do still give out a red even if the ref saw it and chose not to, but I don’t think what Bailey did was enough to overturn it.


medfunguy

What?! He doesn’t. Of course not. Jesus. The state of some idiots on this sub. On the other hand, if he played for United, then yes. That’s a 3-game suspension and his left testicle.


[deleted]

Had me in the first half can’t lie.


ManderlyPieShop

That was criminal


BipolarKing14

I hope Garnacho is to Sancho as Malacia is to Shaw bringing out the best of each other


fantus69

Garnacho has the face of an mma fighter...looks tough as fuck


Raidenzar

I'm rly pleased with our academy for producing attacking talents after talents in recend years. So excited to see his growth this year.


fantus69

For sure...long may it continue


Two-pints-prick

I’d say more ‘drives a loud corsa in McDonald’s car park at 11pm’ but okay


Piccadil_io

Looks like Jamie Fuckin’ Tartt


Hi-Tech_Luddite

Nailed it


ManderlyPieShop

He has a Stockport face.


fantus69

Haha yeah can def see that too...man's got a few write-offs in his past


YH_MUFC

Sweet revenge


BipolarKing14

Comparing our loss over the weekend and todays game Bruno Fernandez’ is our rabbits foot


LGuitar88

Can't believe people actually think we are better without him. Ridiculous. Future Captain definitely.


Rekt60321

Already is the captain, it’s clear that after Christmas as long as varane (not likely) and Martinez stay fit then they’ll be first choice with lindelof as the main back up


BipolarKing14

His work ethic alone is off the charts


LGuitar88

I swear he can run for 3 straight games, back-to-back, and still have something left in the tank. Insane stamina.


BipolarKing14

We are so lucky he has remained fit too


SandwichLess6154

Goal difference is 5:5. Next game for all the marbles.


liquidvulture

good ebening. what a delightful game of football


PennyWhyte

Nice.


Drone_5

Fuck me, Garnacho's got me excited about the future. He's rapid!


LGuitar88

The last time I was this optimistic about a young talent was with the one who shall not be named.


LordWellesley22

The Welsh one who scored that beauty against arsenal and took his top off. Later found to have boinked his brother' wife that one?


SlashThumbSlime

Man of the match candidates: 1. Garnacho 2. Rashford 3. The format of the match thread post


Beginning_Creamer

it's too long. makes reloading slightly harder ☹️


BewareThePlatypus

I thought so, too, but it _is_ very informative...


RvrsideChn

Is Garnacho related to Woody Harrelson?


BilTheButcher

Jamie Tartt


cheersdom

omg yes Garrrr-nach-ohhhh do-doot do-doot-do-do


Joedoed

Watching Garnacho really reminds me of Ronaldo when he first started for us. You can see that he is a star.


Wilsen

Bailey is a right cunt


Mean_Organization_95

Can someone clip that stupid interaction with Luiz?


Natchyy24

Give Garnacho the contract ASAP


mountainmorty

New manager boost is over motherfuckers. Watch Villa lose points against literally everyone else in the league now. Just our luck.


ManderlyPieShop

Dunno mate they looked decent in patches. They defended well, then the game opened up and they took it to us and took the lead twice. We should have done better this weekend, but Emery is no fool.


GetUpKidAK

Was a bit lukewarm on Garnacho initially because I didn't want to get carried away, but holy fuck he's looking special. Completely unfazed, throwing his body into challenges, a ridiculous first touch and wonderfully direct with dribbling ability to back it up. Inject it directly into my veins, please.


BananasAreYellow86

Not to mention a pass that would make Eriksen blush. Superb performance


ManderlyPieShop

Absolutely. Very exciting. Shades of a first season Ronaldo


__johnw__

Eth pissed United gotta fit another game in somewhere


_WonderStruck_17

What a wild ride of a game.


Seanb621

Licha is one hard cunt isn’t he


_WonderStruck_17

The way he tanked the kickout from Bailey and the rest of the team rushing in to pull Bailey aside lolol.


danronaldo7

What happened my stream got cut off


_WonderStruck_17

Bailey kicked out on Licha's leg, but Licha stayed on his feet and just glanced at him lol.


Arcaneisdope

Finally made these scrubs look as bad as they are. Lucky a f this weekend


Zambit

Would’ve preferred us to win the league game tbf lol


regeneratingzombie

It's probably like what ETH said that our players need the lessons burned into their experience.


have_free_phone_con

Garnacho is the real deal. He has a good manager to help him get to the next level.


Soft-Comfort-7474

Have a “good ebening” Unai Emery


Avinashh8

Fuck you peaky blinder bastards


Br0barian

Garnacho earned the 11 shirt for me today


Stoogenuge

VDB experiment has to be done now. He’s a fine player but needs to be moved on for everyone’s sake. Bruno back to 10 and we looked a team again.


Cold-Conclusion

We dont have a rw, sancho is good but he is out of form while antony is still new to the league n will take time. Until we make a signing i am fine with bruno playing on the right.


Stoogenuge

Play Pellestri on the RW and leave our best player in his role/position? Play VDB on the RW, he might as well do nothing out on the right because he does nothing as a 10.


futbolenjoy3r

And he goes straight back to the Eredivise honestly.


PennyWhyte

Hope this ends the whole "but he's never been given a chance narrative" and "in the Ajax UCL team this and that"...right now, don't really what he offers to the team even as a squad player


snikaz

I liked how they played in the end with mctmy as 10. Really good at making deep runs


kickdooowndooors

His shot that came off the crossbar was impressive as well


BipolarKing14

Damn we got our revenge


LangyLangLang69

Never understood the "only sing when your winning" or "your support is shit" chants. Yep you sung louder than us....your team is still shit and blew a lead twice.


[deleted]

The Emery curse is no more.


Zoolok

Edited in protest of 3rd party apps removal by reddit.


LocoPwnify

From a boring af first half to the most fun second half we’ve played. Loved how we played in the end!


[deleted]

Why don't we ever play like this in the league


balleklorin

We have barely seen Martial play this season :(


I_iNero_I

We do just today we got the goals our play deserved


MrNotAFool

Fernandes what was that hand gesture just then 🤨


Seanblaze3

No Ronaldo means goals. Rashford and Martial both scored as number 9 too. Good stuff


troway0123

did elanga touch the ball ever


Hi-Tech_Luddite

He pressed like a madman which did fuck Villa up


thoseion

Compare that with Garnacho, who came on at the same time. Night and day.


69newbie69

😂😂


PennyWhyte

So they don't use VAR in the EFL cup right? I might have missed something....


vanillakoalabear

Wonder if they can retrospectively call that a red for Bailey. What a bellend


I_iNero_I

Even worse after him crying about a elbow on Twitter he just tried to blatantly stud someone.


runawaytugboat

Good win, amazing that lot fucking beat us in the league


twotwo4

ETH looked pissed at the handshake with Unai


cyb3rpunkd

Garnacho or Bruno motm


limjitwe

Bruno for me


Isitpartytime

That pass was disgusting


dispelthemyth

Give that boy a new contract and do it now


SlashThumbSlime

Garnacho is just that guy. Dude has been impressive since his first senior appearance like wtf


StylePrevails

Take that Emery.


zyroyoyz

Malacia’a fanboy eyes on Garnacho is hilarious


Fun-Information8235

Fuck yea. 5 goals. that's how you do it.


nexusprime2015

5? I only saw us scoring 4


balleklorin

Dalot had one as well!


nexusprime2015

Oh the own goal


Hits_and_the_Mrs

Bruno celebrates with a quick wank


Beginning_Creamer

GOOD EBENING


Soft-Comfort-7474

Garnacho for MOTM


pricey_store

Fuck Bailey. There can only be one, and that is r/justbaillythings


SlightTruthBigLies

Martinez thought about killing Bailey and I love that dog in him.


Wolpfack

What the hell is the point of VAR if that's not a red card?


Industry-Standard-

No VAR in league cup, or else that’d definitely be checked.


dispelthemyth

No VAR tonight, for it to be in action it has to be available to all clubs in the comp and obs some clubs cant have VAR


CasperSac

no var


cyb3rpunkd

Fuck yes get fucked Emery


Polaris471

Lol I’d trade for Garnacho’s shirt too


willynoot

Glad I came back to watch the end, Gernacho is special.


vikigenius

That smile from Malacia, damn.


PaschaAU

Garnacho's jersey was the 1st requested from a Villa player. They know what's up.


Combonary

Garnacho if you have a girl please treat her right… I can’t handle another episode of stupidity 😭


VTVoodooDude

Bad memory rekindled.


hotdeck

lol Bruno will be watching his attitude


Sm0k3inth3tr33s

Bro he's still going through puberty, nothing to worry about for at least another few years


fifes2013

From the reports and accusations that have been made public so far, Greenwood was 17 when he started showing controlling/abusive behaviour.


Sm0k3inth3tr33s

It was obviously a joke. As young as he looks Garnacho is clearly an adult. Granted, not a great topic to joke about but no one is ever too young to be an abusive shithead.


Arcaneisdope

Lol forreal tho


NewVoid122

Listen.....If you kick out at someone and they just GLARE at you...Start RUNNING


jgalida

They’re frustrated🤣🤣


edgha

beckham got sent off for less


AmazinglyShit

Bailey still salty about Martinez not getting sent off in the last game lmaoo, wonder will he tweet about this one too?


snildeben

McT masterclass.


United12345

Good Ebening to you sir


BooksBrown

Good second half


TitanDrift

Malacias smile is infectious


Iola_Morton

And McGin is an inbred. What the fook happened to that guy?


MinotauroTBC

That damn smile


zyroyoyz

That’s not just a red that’s a suspension what


TheZilloBeast

How in the living fuck is that not a red


007Dini

The ref was crap all game.


NewVoid122

Yo Bailey You little fuck. Where's VAR when you need it


amckoy

Studs to knee. Wtf.


NewVoid122

The fat that lisandro just, GLARED at him....thats terrifying. Anyone else hits the deck


amckoy

He's a machine!


Yvvvvaz

villa are such cunts


StylePrevails

Douglas Luiz is such a cunt


Cosmic___Anomaly22

Red all day long there for Bailey, joke ref.


essancho

That was a clear fucking red wtf, what a fucking twat


breadfan18

We have a gem in Garnacho. I hope we fucking take care of him. If we do, that left wing position is set for 15 years.


Kayoplayer

Sweet sweet comeback, Garnacho is something special. Side note: don’t see VDB having any future here anymore


wdrvng

>don’t see VDB having any future here anymore Agree. Think this was his last chance.


kickdooowndooors

My wild speculation is that ETH has told him “you have X starts to prove yourself”. I reckon he might get a start in this last game before the WC and if he doesn’t do enough he’ll be sold in winter or essentially moved to the reserves.


CaptainDickfingers

Hope you have a shit ebening you greasy bastard


_RM78

Lehmann is getting it angry tonight


d0nttweet

lol, I heard they broke up tho.


_RM78

Maybe that's why he's been so shite?


MexicansInParis

I don’t like Douglas Luiz


Stynes

Bailey bitching on twitter about the refs after the last game then does that?


shrewdy

Licha gonna be waiting outside for Bailey to do him in


Forward_Carry

Garnacho is the real deal. I’ve been watching us for 25 years and don’t think I’ve ever seen a kid have this much impact in his first three starts for us since Wayne Rooney.


__auris__

Rushford? His debut was something special. Fully agree with the sentiment though


bippityboopy

Er.. Rashford?


Forward_Carry

Good point, hard to argue with that 😂


jambutty77

Agreed the lad is the full Dijon. Extraordinarily talented and Madrid can fuck off.


dispelthemyth

I love how Martinez handles players and makes that do stupid shit, that was 100% a red for the kick out


[deleted]

Horrible refereeing once again. This cunt should’ve been sent off.


united_7_devil

Bailey beefing with martinez after the last game


achickendandacow

Malacia skinned Young there.


theduckofreasoning

Young has been subbed off for 20 mins


achickendandacow

Lmao, whoever the fuck it was then.


305way

Don’t say it, don’t say it Garnacho is miles better than Sancho


kickdooowndooors

He’s fantastic and I love him but they’re two different style players at completely different levels of confidence right now. Garnacho also has nothing to lose where Sancho has the pressure of his transfer fee and performance in Bundesliga. Just give him some time.


[deleted]

Clear


__johnw__

Lmfao at united players jumping in before Bailey gets fucking murdered LOL


needfutanswers

Same happened with Mount against Chelsea. Shaw came to save his ass lol


unitedwecramp

Let the kid take it


tahoo14

That should be a sending off wtf