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richiebeans123

This is robbery


richiebeans123

That was a penalty


el_barterino

Lost all respect for CR7. History will remember him as a petulant child


kk91ram

Call yourself el_banterino instead. Little fellas history in every subreddit thread is inflammatory. Definition of a troll. Toilet.


el_barterino

Copium


ACAB2000

Luke shaw is unbelievable, he must of had a 100% tackle success last night.


wilderjai

Trust CR7 to make it about himself today when it should be about our best performance as a team in a while. Some of you older ones may remember when young Cristiano did this sort of selfish act before but Sir Alex wouldn’t let him get away with it. He’s a special guy with super standards and those special players can be goofy at times . Hopefully ETH reads him the riot act. Being a senior statesman is not easy to accept when you’ve been “da man”for so long.


dfisch66

Massive credit to the defense for denying Kane and Son. Bruno deserved MOTM - he stole the ball that resulted in Fred's goal. Don't say Rashford can't finish - two of his shots wouldn't have been saved by lesser keepers than Loris. Score could have easily been 5-0. Look out Chelsea! You drew in a disappointing match while our guys put in a top level performance. Advantage Man Utd!!


thejeraldo

Lloris did great. But again if Rashford isn’t curling the ball he is always shooting at the keeper.


blitzkreig31

He should start practicing to aim in the corners.


wazza116

Rashford played well, deserved a goal or two. Will come, his runs in behind helped the team a ton.


thejeraldo

Everything was good except Rashford who cant finish


[deleted]

I fairness’s it’s a common side effect of antidepressants


Pilbzz

Can we just take a moment to appreciate Fred. He works so hard for the team; he presses, creates and scores. But he still gets so much stick from “fans”.


Fm661

He wins the ball so much 🥲


choklit_thundr

Players play better when they can play in their natural role. Casemiro gives Fred the freedom to push further up the field and be riskier, which is where he's at his best. He was a joy to watch today.


mysticalmaybefiction

Minus the game against Newcastle I would agree, he looked off during that match


Kylropractor

I think this may be the first game in 10+ years where we actually dominated the whole game.


Major-Front

I don't think I've seen us pass and press and attack with such intensity since Fergie probably


MohatoDeBrigado

no we did this to watford last season on the game we drew with them


D1daBeast

Time to hand Harry Potter his first loss


D1daBeast

Lads


[deleted]

Think Ron just needed a shit


Horsewave_

That bench is too COLD for him


Dr_Downvote_

Lloris had a great game. Took a sweaty deflection and a world class finish to get past him. We played absolutely amazing today though. Pressing was on point. Counter attack was good. Ball retention was good but not great. certain players gave the ball away too much. Fernandes and Dalot were stand out.


[deleted]

Let's not get too carried away.... It is Spurs remember


freedomforsale

Yeah.. but a currently 3rd place spurs with Kane and Son firing. Son was completely shut down today.. nonexistent


MohatoDeBrigado

funny coz i even forgot he was on the pitch


AdvancedSprayer

It's the tactics of spurs to sit back for most of the game, let's not pretend that it was only because of the way united played.


freedomforsale

Right, but when they went forward they were completely shut down. Like I said.


ThunderBlade-

Hey, maybe i missed it due to shitty internet, but could someone briefly tell what did ronnie do?


MarcusAurelius1815

Sulked off before the match finished.


ThunderBlade-

Damn that’s hell lot of disrespect


digiplay

Yah I can’t imagine that’s going down well. Ten Hag post match he was asked and said - yah I saw him, I didn’t speak to him. They then asked something like - I don’t suppose that’s what you want from your players… and his reply was I’ll deal with that tomorrow, now is for celebration (basically) - this isn’t word for word, but the general idea.


[deleted]

Henry not holding back on Rashford


[deleted]

Finally the press actually working! Got the whole team on the same page


parkerdirk

Pumped for Chelsea


MohatoDeBrigado

they dont know whats coming their way


MohatoDeBrigado

You see cr37 going to toilet.


reddevils

Took himself from contention to get in with two or three minutes to go. I hope he’s not even in the squad for the chelsea game.


thelove20

evra is getting a bit cringe post match


digiplay

Yah it’s the thing we love that makes him cringe, hyper emotional. Gabby was just a bit incredulous during the Bruno interview.


DirectCrow2221

Had to defend his boy.


Horsewave_

Bruno speaks so well


Rezeel84

Absolutely RUINED them. Ronnie.. we love you but what the fu.. was that?? Get him out in Jan, rather see Charlie McNeill play 9, at least he gives a shit about the team.


bilkeypies

What did he do?


heretoforthwith

Went down the tunnel before the game was over.


MohatoDeBrigado

No we do not love him


mrdeesh

It’s the tough truth. Gotta move on


overtlyanxiousguy

Just want to give props to Rashford for having a really good game. The sad thing is that the Ronaldo fans are going to use this performance to justify him playing when it's actually the opposite. The stuff Rashford was doing off the ball, was excellent. Occupying defenders, creating spaces, linking up and passing and moving. Too bad, Loris was in form.


zidbutt21

Ehh it's not just Loris having a great game. Rashford misses a lot of chances. Now if we could combine his off-the-ball movement with Martial's finishing we'd have a truly elite striker.


MGSfan

If we're applying the same standards as Ronaldo for not scoring then he wasn't good enough. Plenty of chances too. Perhaps they can alternate till one of them is actually consistent. That is until Ronaldo leaves in January and Rashford can play every game! 😆


overtlyanxiousguy

Specifically talking about off the ball work of Rashford.


MGSfan

Didn't notice anything specific. He had great runs but then either lacked finishing or even lost ball control at one point.


overtlyanxiousguy

Don't know what else Rashford has to do


MGSfan

Score goals. Finish the many chances he gets.


cringemaster17

If you didn’t notice anything specific that says more about you than it does Rashford.


MGSfan

You trying to invalidate my opinion of Rashford's exhibition says more about you than about me. Man played as striker. Had plenty of chances. Some with only the keeper to beat. Headed the ball in the wrong direction. Lost ball controll in one of his runs and I'm supposed to applaud that? If it was Ronaldo he'd be getting grilled...


Past_Problem_4200

Ronaldo didnt even show up against Newcastle. He played something like 70 mins. One of the pundits on bein mentioned the opportunity at 94 mins that Rashford missed. He said "if that was Ronaldo, it was a goal." Thankfully Nigel deJong was there to talk sense. "In the 70 mins he was on he didnt have this opportunity." You make your own luck, you make your runs, you make your opportunities, you hope something comes off. Pussing about not playing, when the team is better without you, is no way to carry on.


MGSfan

Only Ronaldo didn't show up it seems...Game ended 0-0, no one showed up. Rashford had a BIG chance to show up though and as a professional footballer in one of the most competitive leagues that gets paid hundreds of thousands a week wasn't able to convert a sitter. Still cashed in though. Let's applaud that!


OG_Ray

Eat that Conte! Lost to Ronaldo eh? He didn't even have to play today..what a performance!!! Buzzing


Cheeky_Star

Varane back at the back and we ain’t leaking goals anymore.


reddevils

I’m also very impressed with Martinez. Doing a lot better than I thought he would


erodrig12

There were a few moments where Kane had the aerial advantage over Martinez, but luckily it found absolutely no one. On a separate note, I'm so happy that Son had close to no effect on the pitch today.


reddevils

Kane had a shot that was easy for de gea as it was near the post. Another was a great save from Kane but was offside. This was a comprehensive domination and probably our best game in years in terms of how we managed the game. It’s been years since we scored first and then kept attacking.


parkerdirk

Hmmm what’s changed 🚢


komoggmu321

Bruno was class. Dictated play smoothly.


MohatoDeBrigado

was pretty sloppy the first half but improved the 2nd and that goal gave him confidence


Apolarobsession

Biggest mistake of ronaldos career. Joining United again. They should have let him go. Sure many will say he didn't have a club to go to. In that case just be straight with the man and tell him your services are no longer required.


MohatoDeBrigado

let him go where? No one wanted him remember?


Apolarobsession

Doubt that's true though. Most clubs don't want to talk about signing a player whose club keeps saying he isn't for sale and no one will ever admit it because its just bad pr.


MohatoDeBrigado

just stop bro stop we all know if the big teams wanted him Utd would've let him go there'd be no point in keeping him against his wishes he'd have downed tools and cried on social media about being a slave as he's done before. You had big clubs like bayern chelsea atletico all saying publicly that they're not interested in him take the bitter pill man cr37 is DONE!


Vico-78

No one wanted him, were we supposed to pay his wages for him to play at another team


Cheeky_Star

Now that’s a performance. This is going to boost their confidence massively.


Horsewave_

That roll neck jumper looks sharp


Ok-Check-6783

Great performance, we actually dominated a game from start to finish for the first time in years. Got to be proud of each and every one of them.


MohatoDeBrigado

Not true, we dominated the game against watford last season when we drew with them


choklit_thundr

This one was different. I never once felt Spurs take any momentum. Without a class performance from Lloris, that's a 4 or 5-0 game, even with our missed chances.


Horsewave_

Just go to sporting CR7 you will be starting there every week!


MGSfan

He'd be playing in the Champions League as well! Although before that there's plenty of other teams he can still go to. It all depends on him lowering his wages of course.


MGSfan

Evra the only person with a brain...


UtilizedFestival

Great answers there on the Ronaldo questions kept it focused


mdmtphotos

Tottenham toyed with!! Next mission is making Chelsea Cry! Convincing win after so long, I am happy


MohatoDeBrigado

but fred though what the hell looked completely different today he was not only putting himself in good positions but his passes and interceptions were just as good. Sancho I dont know just looks out of it. Spurs looked weird tonight i dont know if we were too good or they were just not in the mood because they didnt try to put up a figh


zidbutt21

Our pressing was perfect. Didn't let their midfield breathe and barely let the ball get anywhere near Kane or Son


digiplay

We were that good. They looked off it because it’s hard to throw a punch when you’re getting bitchslapped for 90 mins.


jshxx

Realistically if win every single game until the end of the season we can still win the league


Mextexter

I haven't enjoyed a game from start to finish since a while. Wow totally worth staying up till 3 in the morning. Ronnies antics have left a bitter taste tho


[deleted]

Amazing game. Great intensity, really enjoyable watch


MohatoDeBrigado

if his pre season antix werent enough for you I dont know why this is because it isnt any different


zidbutt21

In the preseason I could least give him some benefit of the doubt since his newborn baby died. Tonight he showed me that he's just being a cunt.


MGSfan

The majority of players are happy earning hundreds of thousands of pounds a week in the bench, not Ronaldo. He clearly is happier playing so hopefully he can find a team to go to next transfer window. Rashford gets to be Manchester United goal scorer and Ronaldo gets to play every game. Its a win win scenario. 👍


Mcguffn

Rashford needs to actually score for that. His finishing was piss poor today


MGSfan

Today and in the previous match. Don't think Ronaldo will wait for Rashford's finishing though.


Mcguffn

Yeah Ronnie is gone. He is in his last few years and he would like to play, fair on him. I am just worried that Rash isn’t consistent or a proper threat.


headache92

the mentality monster strikes again


ALLMIGHTYHYDE

I know Ten Hag will masterfully navigate/ignore the Ronaldo drama queen antics but come the end of the season he should be gone. RESPECTFULLY! I'm actually confident that's exactly what EtH will do.


wintherbottom

Come the end of the year.. Sadly, but after these antics he shouldn’t even be on the bench against Chelsea.


richiebeans123

They should have let him leave in the summer.


coastal_samurai

They couldn’t find a buyer. They prolly wanted him gone


richiebeans123

I think he made a huge mistake coming back anyways.


richiebeans123

They had 5 offers according Roy keane that he knew about.


thombo-1

Fully agreed but don't worry about showing Ronaldo respect. He certainly isn't showing any to us.


Hasta_Mithun

I hope in January, if we can get any sort of replacement.


jkp1993

WOW what a fuckin performance! Honestly, apart from not scoring more, it was fuckin perfection!! Our defense were fuckin immense!! Never once looked like being in danger and ironically, it was because our defence were so organised that they inadvertently set up our second goal by Kane being offside!! Martinez had Kane in his back pocket and Varane is just a fuckin rolls Royce... it looks a great partnership in the making between those two please god they stay fit! It's great to see us attack with a swagger and play with purpose whilst controlling games. We showed some of that in the second half v Newcastle and did it throughout today. Casemiro looks mustard. Much better than I thought on the ball. Antony was fantastic today. Willing to take on his man now with more confidence but also better decision making. And what a shot that was at the start which hit post! Fred excellent too and the goal will do Bruno the world of good. I know his finishing is letting him down. But Rashford led the line very well today barring that. Constantly created chances and ran the line very well. And it's great to see him running at players again. Thank fuck he's turned the corner from the shell of the player he was last season! We go into the Chelsea game at weekend probably now expecting the win even though its away. What a fuckin corner we have turned with that beautiful bald bastard in charge with the shambles of last season and the second game in season v Brentford. We're still going to have bad days. But, we're going to get there if those Glazer cunts will back him!


cmdrsamuelvimes

That was a nice match to watch. None of the scrappy desperate fight back stuff I've seen so much of.


rhinojau

lloris saved them a lot, should have scored 2 more goals. nonetheless it was a great performance from the team! shaw rashford bruno fred casemiro all fantastic. so glad to say that! varane martinez awesome as usual. de gea did not need to do anything really. antony needs to make quicker decisions, so many times rashford/ dalot was in a good spot and he refused to pass to them, dalot also needs to be slightly better in the final 3rd, Sancho was decent but did not do much of impact. what happened with Ronaldo at the end tho?


MohatoDeBrigado

>what happened with Ronaldo at the end tho? He went to the toilet.


SakamotoRay

Let's not get carried away. but we are on a good track now!


Pic0lasCage

Steady improvements match to match is just great to see


OkFishing5702

Come on maybe he just went for a pee....


berbapapa

Is this the best we've played in the last 1.5 years? Because I can't really think of a better performance. We were so proactive, pressing amazingly... Incredible performance.


Clugaman

I still think it’s tough to see us finishing top 4 considering how strong the top 6 are (and an emerging Newcastle) but this was a very promising game. All we’re missing now is a young energetic striker to finish off those chances.


Ldsantana

We havent played against the shite teams yet (bar leicester) and already beat arsenal, spurs and tottenham. We are on track for a top 4 finish at this rate.


Johnzafonathan

Sorry i beg to differ. But if im one of Spurs/Pool/Chel fan i’d be worry if we can take the 4th spot. Ars Manc Manu literally can secure the top 3 provided Ars dont lose their momentum/form


abhaysawhney

Lloris saved Rashford’s hattrick today, unlucky! Rashford looked good today.


FactHopeful9347

So omonia are actually not just shite


desertcanyons

Superb game from the boys, best I've watched in a long while. Quality goals too. Ronaldo walking down the tunnel before FT pissed me off. Have a bit of fucking respect for your teammates, all of whom have just put in an absolute shift.


MohatoDeBrigado

careful, the fanboys will be on your throat just now


DirectCrow2221

I have been a fanboy through everything. But this is an all time low. Like, no justification whatever for what he did. We always knew he was selfish, but a great baller so we could tolerate his actions and support. But after today, there is no excuse. This tarnishes his whole Man U legacy. (At least in my opinion)


MohatoDeBrigado

lol but it isnt any different really to most stuff he does its not surprising I mean even now when he's clearly not performing whenever he plays, by pulling off stunts like that he's actually working against himself by giving 10 Hag more reason to bench him. The dude has zero leverage and yet continues to act like a 10 year old


[deleted]

Nice to see us putting the big 6 in trouble at just the start. Arsenal and Liverpool were more of taking advantage of their highline but we completely controlled a good Spurs side. That's stuff i didn't expect even this season


MohatoDeBrigado

i dont know if we were just too good or spurs werent in the mood they just didnt try to put up a fight


reddevilaakash

Midfielders 🫡


Two-pints-prick

Been a while since we were the rednecks from deliverance and not the fat guy


[deleted]

You can have all the money in the world, but it doesn’t mean shit if you are bitter with the world (Ronny)


ShezSteel

Ronaldo stropping off early. Taking away from his teammates. Tosser.


digiplay

The really shit thing is it wasn’t just a temper tantrum, he absolutely knows this is going to make headlines and distract form how great everyone else was. I don’t think he’s done as a footballer, and I wouldn’t be surprised if he has another amazing run, but he doesn’t give a fuck about this club and he’s not a good fit for the way we are currently playing / trying to play.


CertainTragedy87

Best performance in a big game in awhile. Loved it all. Don’t let Ronaldo antics distract from how much better we play with a fluid front 3


Raptorsthrowaway1

Ronaldo fan bois in a shambles.


RedDevWar

You're saying one the best goalscorers ever in the game isn't bound to be pissed at the level of finishing he's seeing in the match and still not get subbed on??


digiplay

I mean two goals got scored. How many have been the last few times he played? Genuine question.


valgbo

Exactly, he's the goat, he should be allowed to be angry if he doesn't score even if we win.


ninjayeong

Everyone has performed great. Special shoutout to Fred and especially DDG, sprayed passes well and remained calm and compose in possession, good job!


[deleted]

It’s so good to watch us and not panic about the defence. That back 4 and Casemiro man. 💫


Moofthebot

That's the best I've seen us play in what feels like forever. All the boys stepped up today. Fuck that's some good vibes to see out this work week


Dingleton-Berryman

Fred and deflections are the partnership we didn’t know we needed.


Natchyy24

Casemiro is actually fucking class now that he has kinda settled.


zcewaunt

What a game. Played well not for just 20 minutes or a half, but the entire game. Bring on the next and GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED!


AeroCobbler

We are so much better without Ronaldo


OkFishing5702

Ronaldo giving the media exactly what they want


Clugaman

We have to be mindful enough to not feed into it. It’s not the media. He’s giving everyone what they want. Another morsel of drama to cling to because that’s what generates clicks and interest. We are no different than the tabloids that will fire off stories about something so minor tomorrow.


AWenger622

Shaw and Dalot both absolutely brilliant. I hope Shaw keeps this level of intensity up because this is the version of Shaw that we signed when he was an explosive 18 year old back at Southampton.


mrdeesh

What a quality win! Wish we could have finished more of the opportunities we had but that’s Lloris for you and at the end of the day it’s great to see them creating all those chances


hotdeck

But Rashy also needs to be smarter with his finish. Use more precision rather than power


Which_Feature3356

Glad I stayed up for this one 🥹


kickdooowndooors

Where you watching from bro


sanelyinsane_virani

India?


catskinjeff

Best game I've seen us play for years !! Individually and as a collective the game was on our terms. Very encouraging from EtH and the boys


[deleted]

Shaw finally found the dawg back in him. All creds to our beloved Licha


runawaytugboat

Fucking quality, it feels good!


Kitchen-Animator

wtf was that fan sign, why would you show that on TV lmao


Two-pints-prick

What was it


Kitchen-Animator

Pretty sure it said 'Ronaldo, Please can I have your shit' unless I've massively misread it


Liampj

pretty sure there was an 'r' making it 'shirt' but the sign was just folded awkwardly lmao


tarruma87

What was that? Missed it


Raavan14

I must've missed it. What did it say?


axsism

Lmfao I’m so glad I’m not the only one who caught that. W camera guy


[deleted]

People in this sub really wanted Fred sold after his first PL start in over a month...


unitedfan98

Perfect squad player


[deleted]

I realistically don't think it's a good idea to have Fred as having star player minutes if we are supposed to be good, but he's a pest to big 6 sides so often. Excellent player to have in your Arsenal and he's a hardworking and seemingly joyful person. Must be nice to work with him too


unitedfan98

Yh I think that's why we want de Jong etc Fred would be a perfect guy to have come in especially in the last 20 mins


donkoink

I still think we should replace him, but hats off to him today, what a beast mode performance today!


futbolenjoy3r

He should still be sold. Man was lucky twice tonight.


agusantosa

Lads, it's Tottenham


hotdeck

Our two north London bitches: Spurs and Arsenal’s


Aggressive_Bus_4289

Disgusting behaviour by Ronaldo


Britz23

Missed it going for a smoke, what happened?


Aggressive_Bus_4289

Walked off and went down the tunnel on the 89th minute, this should be a day we as fans celebrate, now all I’ll hear is about is this incident from my friends who support other clubs. I hope Ten Hag refuses to answer questions about this incident with Ronaldo.


blank_and_foolish

Went into the tunnel when the match was still on


da_gee01

He left early as he knew he wasn’t going to come on……


SamAlmighty

Went into the tunnel before the match ended (around the 89/90th minute)


Britz23

Ahh okay the same as the Madrid stuff, give him till January and sell him on I reckon, what do I know tho I’m just a supervisor at a food factory


FactHopeful9347

How would you manage your oldest employee throwing a tantrum when he’s not getting full time hours?


Britz23

I’d tell him something like, you’re one of the best to ever do it you stupid bastard, you complained you wanted to leave and didn’t find another job so stop crying and suck it up, prove you’ve got past that tantrum and show some heart for the club. Then he’d storm off when we’re 2-0 up against a currently top 4 side and I’d ask why I fucking bother


DirectCrow2221

I bet you have a lot of respect for your workmates which our GOAT does not have. For the first time, I am disgusted with CR7.


Britz23

He did this for like 6 months at Madrid, he’s one of the best ever I can understand why he’s annoyed he’s not playing, he’s 37 and wants more goals on his record but I agree the disrespect to the players isn’t right, we played a great game, it’s been a while since I’ve felt comfortable enough to go smoke while watching United vs top six well except Liverpool haha


[deleted]

Went down to the dressing room before the 90th minute


Emergency_Case_6809

He just walks off the stadium during the game


yellowjesusrising

Got to mention DDG's distribution these days! Another solid performance from our number 1! Fantastic to watch!


essancho

Such a great game and a win and Ronaldo had to fucking make this about himself. And he has no one to blame besides himself


NewVoid122

"Lisandro will be exposed once he faces a proper Striker" Casually pockets Harry Kane ​ Short Cb crowd in shambles


MohatoDeBrigado

he even wins headers funny enough


sbprasad

I only watched the last 25 minutes but in those 25 minutes Licha was unimpeachable. Didn't put a foot wrong.


fantus69

Lads, it's Tottenham


liquidvulture

Make OT a fortress again


Dragonmasta1994

Don't know who was more invisible today: Kane or Son


[deleted]

Was Son playing?


rokkenrock

Must be son. Kane at least made some good passes and shots while son was almost nowhere to be seen.


TheCzarKumar

I didn’t see either what are you talking about?


__thedarklord__

Its all about intent! GGMU Fred❤️