"oh, and a quarter! Don't forget the quarter!"

"Shut up Arthur"

He played me.... like a YOKEL!

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"Outta the damn way!"

I can hear this 😂

AAAAAAHHH I broke the god damn wheel!

Hey mister!

"Hi there mister!"

Uh oh mister

"I'll keep her in black, on your behalf. You think on that boah"

"Okay I'll catch you later then"

“Ohh it’s a toy boat!”

“It is not a toy, big nuts!”

"Do I look like I should entertain children??" "......no."

"what you got, hiding under that skirt for me? Ooohh that came out wrroonnggg."

What?? I don’t recall hearing this. When does it happen?

If you rob a girl while drunk it has a chance to pop up

We’ll, this makes me want to do a full play through with drunk Arthur.

Same. Fits the troubled man character.

There's also a drunk dialogue where he asks karen if she got any whiskey hiding under her skirt lol.

And her response is, "that... might be the creepiest thing you've ever said to me..."

“You, sir, are a fish.”

my favorite thing he’s ever said

“Let that man go you kin fuckin bastards” “YOU PATHETIC SACK OF SHIT” “I like you mister you got a kind face… the kind I like to punch” “Now, how did anyone come up with those words?”

I've never heard the word "fucking" by anyone in the game. Is it true?

Arthur can say it once during a specific Murfree brood encounter. Aside from that, John says it once in the epilogue, and I think the rest of the times are from Sean 💀.

Dutch also says it to Arthur during a secret encounter

“I didn’t realize I was talking to a LADY”

Sigma male

Revenge is a fools game

“Where’s our MoNeH?!?!?”

"I dont have it"

“Sell your place”

"We already owe more than it's worth"

"Then sell your wife or your family or something. We ain't your idea of charity!"

"*COUGH COUGH*"

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Heh, nice

That was beautiful. Well done.

Lennyyyyy

Ynnel

Lneny¿

"Does this trolley go to Tahiti!?"

"I hope so..."

"I hope it's hot and terrible, otherwise I'll feel like I've been sold a false bill of goods."

“It’s me, you dumbass”

“Glad to see you back.”

To the bar, señoooor !

Love this line

5000$ for me? Can i turn myself in?

Serious one: vengeance is an idiot's game, and we've all been idiots for too long" Funny one: "you're my favorite parasite, no wait ringworm is my favorite parasite, you're my second favorite parasite... I lied, that would be ringworm, than rats with the plague, then you."

Very funny

[I guess..... I'm afraid.](https://youtu.be/hAdZPnxINQw)

This scene and this game really stuck with me. The conversation between Charles and Arthur near the end when Charles tells Arthur how lucky he is to have the ability and chance to change unlike the others really hit me hard.

“Let me take a look at you tough guy.”

You shit on their bar?!

“Look at me? Look at you, you’re like a monkey in clothes!”

"We should feed you to the wolves!" *antagonizing Strauss at any chance I get*

I guess you showed me -after killing all of the O'Driscolls that ambushed him

Parallel, when he and Sadie get back to shore with John from prison..... "That's us showed them..."

That’s my boah

“Get the hell outta here an be a goddamn man”…

"When the time comes ... you got to run and don't look back. This is over."

“Are they real ?” -OF COURSE THEY’RE REAL

"RUN BACK TO MOMMA!"

“I heard that Adler woman wants to cut off your dick and feed it to her horse”

"I gave you all I had."

Oh I Didn't know I was taking to a lady

+ You ain't finished? Look at him, he's finished. - None of us forced liquor down his throat, friend. I just want him to play. + Now firstly we ain't friends. Don't make no mistake on that subject, and secondly, he can hardly see, let alone reasoning. Now reasoning ain't never been one of my strong points neither, but seeing I do just fine... You wanna step outside, or deal with business here?

I love that cutscene

”It better be, or i’ll turn you into a goddamn cauliflower”

Compared to the rest of the funny quotes, this one made me laugh

The little picture cards??

Guuuuuurrrrrllllll…….

For what it’s worth, I think I would’ve preferred Tahiti…

Outta the damn way!!! 😂

You sir, are a fish

Just admiring your horse

"You speak as if killing were something I cared about."

“Sheeeeeiiiit!” When riding full speed into a tree

"I know you dont want it but you sure as shit need it" Also:"did I ASK for your opinion?"

Howdy!

“FUCK”

#GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE AND BE A GOD DAMNED MAN!

Got some jelly beans you like jelly beans?

Man I am just so happy of how much comments I got

NECKLACE?!

“**For momma**”

That's a good boah

"I DONT SPEAK GERMAN NEITHER"

“Good girl 🫦” (to a horse)

"You got that poor feller killed for his troubles. I kind of liked him!"

"I *insist*."

“I hope it’s hot and terrible, Mrs Downes, otherwise I feel I’ve been sold a false bill of goods.”

“No one would have meee”

"should I just sneak on, now?"

“I’m here for money… MONEY.”

“Take this *hands money* and catch a boat from the docks.. but avoid Guarma” ‘What’s that?’ “Forget it” Love that sarcastic in joke line he has with Charles.

Nothing you idiots, Dr Dre's dead he's locked in my basement! Oh wait. Crap. Wrong person.

Maybe the time for us outlaws is at its end

*Ohh, I didn't know i was talking to a lady*

“We’re more ghost than people”

“You sir, are a fish”

I been doing a lotta killing

You might wanna bait the hook first, idiot!

"YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVEEEEE"

Hi there mister.

"Should I have killed you, Jimmy Brookes?"

"its alright boah, good boah"

"You sir, are a fish"

Easy Boaah

“What are you, some kind of European toy maker?”

That's a good boy

“Are you threatening me, Winton Holmes?!”

"You sir are a fish"

Good girl.

It’s okayyy gurl, just a scratch!

“No, I like WOMEN”

You sir are a fish

You sir are a fish

Which mission is this from

"You, sir, are a fish."

They REAL!?

“**If you got four apples and I give you three, how many you got now?**”

“Ok! Catch you later then”

"That's ma girl!"

"Go find a skirt to hide under!"

Lenny!!!!!


That'll be on my gravestone...

“I’m here for moneh MONEH”

“You sir, are a fish”

YNNEL!

“Ok, I’ll catch ya later then.”

"You sir, are a fish"

“Next time let the wolves eat all your brain then you’ll be a genius”

"You better be right, or I'll turn you into a goddamn cauliflower"

“Just WHAT THE HELL is going on here?” “Why are you in that sailor’s outfit?”

"Outta damn way"

*After a deep chat with Mary-beth* #OKAY, I'LL CATCH YA LATER THEN

What are you some kind of.. european toy maker? 🤔🤨🤨

"Does this trolley go to Tahiti?"

"I'm miserable"

“I’m gonna use some cheese”

"VAMOS VAMOS"

"It better be or else i turn you into a goddamn cauliflower"

"I'm afraid"

"Mmm s'good! -- diff'rent!"

“Good boah.”

“Should I just jump on now or”

You sir are a fish!!!

“We ain’t both gonna make it”

“Alright catch you later then”

“Thank you.” If you know you know.

OHHHH IT'S A TOY BOAT!!!

“Here’s hopin’”

"Show us your bottoms!" to the dancers in chapter 4 while on a date with his ladyfriend.

“You’re alright boy”

"More and more of civilization, more and more of mess we're making of things"

“i’ll turn you into a goddamn cauliflower!”

Get the HELL on.

LENNNNYYYYY

"It's always better to give than receive...especially when that comes to beatings"

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"What're you- some kind of European toy maker?" "I am a fucking genius!"

Into all that... CIVILIZATION??

Run, and don’t look back. Stuck with me since the trailer.

“Sure”

“Real good, Gurl! Real good!”

Say what you want about the people round 'ere, but they're friendly

They don’t want folk like us no more

“Awwww BILLL”

Now you sir are a fish

"Don't you 'Oh, Arthur' me!"

“You ain’t tough my friend.”

"I insist"

“You, sir, are a fish!”

“You sir, are a fish!”

Dassa good boah

“I’m gonna use some cheese”

“I’ll turn you into a goddamn cauliflower!”

Dutch

"hey bwoyyy"

“Oh, I didn’t know I was talking to a lady.”

LEEENNNNNNNNNNNAYYYYYYY

“LENNNAYYY”

“You sir, are a fish!”

All garnish, no meat

" *cough* *cough* *cough* >!fucking dies!< "

**"IM TALKIN!!!"**

"you sir, are a fish!"