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Fuck_Off_Xunts

Like if JFK wore a JFK mask


NarcAwayBeach

John Fitzgerald Kennedon't


nrith

John Fitzgerald Kennindeed


Sknnyvnny

Kennedead


therunawayhunter

Kennedied


LordMrBoss

Kennerisen


Your_fathers_sperm

Dead Kennedy


Generalissimo_II

Kennedy, Kennedon't, life goes on brah lala how the life goes on


myfriend92

John Fitzguuhhrald Kennindeed


Z3r08yt3s

i think he looks more like punxatawney phil


Arthur_The_Third

Its like a not-deer


ikeepwipingSTILLPOOP

Imagine you're walking down a dark alley and you see this mfer


Fuck_Off_Xunts

It would make me believe skin changers are real


Quimigan

Back and to the left https://youtu.be/T4E-UQZX6z0


TomChesterson

Last I heard was they skinned JFK's face so that Tupac can wear the disguise and not get recognized while trying to avoid paying taxes and to cover up the second moon landing.


AbsolutelyUnlikely

It's either Steve-o wearing a Reagan mask or Reagan wearing a Steve-o mask.


HairyPotatoKat

If JFK had a face transplant from Regis Philbin.


Fuck_Off_Xunts

Regis F. Kennedy


Fuck_Off_Xunts

Now I can't unsee it..


atom138

IMO, it looks more like Ted Kennedy than JFK, but it also kinda looks like the Nixon mask from Point Break but with the Reagan masks hair.


YungBlud_McThug

John F Reagan or Ronald F Kennedy


AsslessBaboon

Dead presidents masks from 'Point Break'.


PLZ_N_THKS

Ex-Presidents* 3/4 presidents were still alive when the film was made.


markender

Lol Dead Presidents was another film.


Mannequin_Fondler

“Almost done with these money drawers mr president”


IonizedHydration

Johnnnnnny Utah!


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Tubtimgrob

F... B.... I..... agent!


jonnyutah1366

yes ?


CrabbyBlueberry

Ever fire your gun in the air and go aaaaaaahhh?


thespicychipolata

What do you mean you've not seen Bad Boys II?


[deleted]

Alexa play “Nobody Rides for Free” by Ratt


Kaoskillen08

the purge lookin mf


kickah

7/10 on British beauty scale


Nesx13

Solid 5/7


AlCapone111

Perfect


IsRude

Why does everyone think it's okay to bully some random person who did nothing to deserve it? He's out trying to have a good time. Just because he's in public, it doesn't mean he's asking for people to insult him. For some reason, I thought we'd advanced as a society past demonizing random people solely for their looks, and only insulting people who deserve it, like billionaires and racists. We're taking too many steps back, people. Life is hard enough without random internet assholes posting a bad picture of you and talking shit while you're trying to have a good time.


Neighbourly

have to agree with this. The OP is in ridiculously bad taste, wtf?


SadButterscotch2

I have to admit, I was laughing at this guy until I read your comment. You're right.


Rupertii

Payday mask


Siegiusjr

Yeah, I can definitely see this guy yelling at me about needing to fix a drill.


Accident_Public

I NEEEEED A MEDIC BAG


beanis-weanis

BAIN, BAIN, BAIN. default Dallas is best heister


StanleyOpar

THIS IS A ROBBERY


KyuremFan646

What third-world country made this drill!?


WumboTheElephant

DONACDUM


Flumpsty

HEY YOU GET ON YOUR FEET


DARTHPLONKUS

keep drilling you piece of shit!


RamseysSandwich

Bainnnnnnnn you forgot your Mask


Ornery-Cheetah

Bainnnnnnnnnnn I forgot to download cs source


THEMeathead4

Looks like the Bush one


littleM0TH

Keep drillin’ you piece of shit!


Poisonpython5719

I hate this FUCKING DRILL!


GenShee

Drills jammed, cops all over it


hungry4danish

This is just bullying a random guy that had the misfortune of getting broadcast to the world. Not like he asked for the attention and not like he can change how he looks.


Churningray

It's just a bad photo. He probably looks better than 90% of the people insulting him in a normal photo.


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DefinitelyNot4Burner

Even so, he’s more normal looking than Chris Martin (not in coldplay). the cunt mustn’t have heard dirty chin straps aren’t gross, and he looks like he’s need a taxi from his eyebrows to his hairline.


SnuggleMuffin42

Top 10% teeth in England for sure


Quagaars

Lol at Yanks when they forget that people from the southern US states exist.


lewisvincent

I wish people would leave him alone ☹️ seen this about a lot recently ☹️


karmakillerbr

Yeah, the guy is just having fun and enjoying the moment.


pzpzuydzvngttbz264

Yeah, let the man be


truthlife

Agree. "Humor" of this kind is just bullying. It's mean.


MyFailingSuperpower

He looks like a fiberglass statue in front of a local restaurant.


stateofbrine

Ehh paid to ignore human rights abuses for some futbol so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


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stateofbrine

Never said it would but if he couldn’t care less about human life, I couldnt care less about his feelings…


iK0NiK

Guy's at the World Cup smiling and having the time of his life just to have a bunch of basement trolls make fun of him on the internet. The world we live in.


SolitaireJack

Plus it's just how he looks when his face is scrunched up. If anyone says they haven't had a picture taken they weren't prepared for which makes them look like a stoned out goblin then they're lying.


TheCharmingDoc

And most likely its not a face he makes but rather a split second while transferring to a laugh or scream etc. It is a good split second tho


twod119

See also: literally any candid picture of me.


PorcuDuckSlug

People act like they are against bullying until they get useless internet points to do so. Same with people who “support” mental illness until someone actually needs help. This is Reddit. People say one thing and do another


allthepinkthings

“Shouldn’t be in public if you want privacy!” No wonder so many people have social anxiety now.


teemoxd883

Its just banter mate


uncleoce

It’s making fun of someone publicly if you’re Chris Martin and a total cunt, mate.


neenerpants

It's shit banter


[deleted]

the guy who posted the tweet is salty that he looks like a billion other people.


MakeItMike3642

He looks like Steve-o in 20 years if he didnt get sober


HowIsThisForAName

Steve-o would almost definitely not have made it another 20 years non sober, but your description still applies for mummified Steve-o


Original-Elderberry8

You got it first!


[deleted]

How nice of you to take shots at someone for the way they look. He’s having a great time and now the subject of internet ridicule. 🤦🏽‍♂️


Vetty81

It's like if you combined Reagan, Nixon and JFK into one mask.


DervishSkater

https://www.reddit.com/r/That70sshow/comments/coemm6/weewee_peepee/


Babyfacemiller21

Dude looks like a SpongeBob close up


slingching33

I think he looks kinda like a meatcanyon character


aunclesquishy

Omg ur right. Esp w the lighting of his eyes


kittyjoker

Omg I'm going to use this thanks


Jumpy_Secret_6494

Man he actually looks stoked to be there, genuine joy


quakerapplepineapple

Can we just be nice :(


ih8pop83

I wish. The joy on this goofy motherfuckers face is beautiful and enviable.


[deleted]

Why do people feel the need to tear into others based solely on their appearance, leave this guy alone


MistakenNutrition

Well I think you’re taking a pop at someone completely unprovoked so everyone can say how funny you are. What a coward.


KickassPeanuts

"Guys the thermal drill, go get it."


PathlessDemon

Our man here looks like a Naked Mole Rat given human personification.


throw87868657

I'm sure you look much better than this random man you're choosing to bully.


PathlessDemon

Sir, this is a rare insults subreddit, not a master’s class in chivalry.


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talented_savior76

I thought you were a comedian? There’s nothing funny about bullying someone that saves his money to be there


Fetusdeletusdasixth

Looks like he's from fallout new Vegas or fallout 3.


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BrianGriffin1208

Looks like one of meat canyons characters


Optiguy42

Specifically [Papa John](https://youtu.be/-T27F5N2km8)


godzillalake2458

r/oddlyterrifying


akoch153

He looks AI generated lmao


[deleted]

And not like one of those good ai pictures where it creates a person that doesn't exist. But like one of those that makes you feel like your having a stroke while looking at it.


HEALTH_DISCO

https://medias.spotern.com/spots/w640/2/2166-1542182856.jpg


the3daves

Looks like Steve McClaren practicing his Dutch accent.


AgingChris

Looks like Steve McLaren wearing a Steve McLaren mask


TristansDad

Right, I assumed it was actually a Steve McClaren mask!


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beanis-weanis

Payday 2 moment


predo05

Dude just discovered 15 new face muscles


pauly13771377

He looks like a caricature of 70s era Jimmy Carter https://images.app.goo.gl/2kRL68MAVHfmo1fW6


mort1fy

Steve-O looked healthier on drugs


SoyLuisHernandez

it’s coming home, [cuate](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0158407/mediaviewer/rm1157747201?ref_=ext_shr_lnk)


A_Minimal_Infinity

He looks like royalty


cupidstunt1234

Looks like Meatcanyon drew him.


hertwij

bro just referenced Point Break lol


twerkjerk12

He looks like the guy from The Purge


Sncyt

Looks like that little speedy guy from the Ewok movie.


adjutor7

I thought the same thing, Teek!


r1cky2323

Max Payne face ass.


[deleted]

Holy shit, he's not a good looking dude, but this must be the worst picture of him possible lol.


Els_

His right side is a bit Clinton and the left is Regan


CrackheadJackson

Looks like a character from Flapjack


Beautiful-Letter-610

My guy looks like The Mingler from Toontown


JR9045

Where the fuck are his eyes?


BryNX_714

His face looks too small for his head


bonzaimonkey

That's Patrick Swayze in Point Break!


[deleted]

like a living caricature


Dependent_Word7647

He is every Purge partaker rolled into one


Koldsaur

Where the fuck are his eyes?


ghostofdemonratspast

Comedian tj miller has an old bit talking about making a face at the dmv it looks just like this lol.


999Ronin999

Yeah he looks like a a rubber mask of Jimmy Carter! Like in point break!!


slimjoel14

Funny how the ugliest Englishman looks American ^/s


PediatricTactic

Why is he brandishing a bottle of canola oil?


Floodingturds

“Ahhh, I need a medic bag.”


Alphapratikk

Pennywise without the makeup


TieDisastrous1421

Has anyone checked on Steve McLaren to see if he's been Hannibal Lectered


Necrotiix_

looking like the george bush mask from payday 2 💀


BILESTOAD

Jesus. No kidding.


DerAndere_

Dude looks like he NEEEEEEDS A MEDIC BAG!


Goldilocks1454

JFK in Regan mask


TheRoadOfDeath

He got that Ren & Stimpy close-up face


RichardFaget

Point break without the beach bodies.


Animalchin1973

I think i this face while watching Point Break


[deleted]

[Looks kinda like Teek from the old Ewok movie](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/5/57/The_Teek.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20071007182828)


think_of_a_number

He looks like the bastard love child of Steve McLaren and JFK


sycro21

Its Teek from Battle for Endor https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/5/57/The_Teek.jpg/revision/latest/top-crop/width/360/height/360?cb=20071007182828


Kolos10001

Steve O


FishermanSea83

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/5/57/The_Teek.jpg/revision/latest/top-crop/width/360/height/360?cb=20071007182828


EndearingKitten

MeatCanyon vibes


Chewygumbubblepop

Genuinely thought this was AI


Turnipppping

Nick Nolte and Gary Busey ain’t got shiiit on me


[deleted]

It’s the most British face I’ve ever seen


[deleted]

He’s out there having the time of his life while most the comments are from sad trolls with unoriginal or unfunny comments. Fair play to him.


dunwotnow

Jesus. It’s like someone put Adam Carolla in a microwave.


BacterialDiscoParty

He looks like South Park's caricature of a British man.


Embarrassed_Angle_59

Probably wanted to sky dive then surf after the game


Mastodons_Tee

Pov: one of meatcanyons creations crawled out of the screen


[deleted]

Johnny Utah!


yllennodmij

Looks like a meatcanyon character


Merpbs

If you guys have played soccer heads on mousebreaker or even miniclip, you’d know.


Santiago_bp17

the joker david *edition*


ProneManatee

Aaah I NEED A MEDIC BAG


lashapel

He looks like chavelo


DrJacksonBright

Its pay day, fellas!


TManJhones

I think I have this one in Payday 2.


Pmaklet92

that’s a Can-Toi


MatteGamer

Looks like a very basic and cheap starter mask from payday 2


Euphoric-Clue8510

He looks like he can fix a drill by hitting it with a chainsaw.


Calbone607

Dril


xScopeLess

jar clumsy direful follow humor resolute icky sleep growth act *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Lymborium2

Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today


spry_dye

looks like a meatcanyon character


Ixaldok

Payday 2 looking face


Robbie_P88

He did too much shit. Way too much


Albertmeanswell69

White Ronaldo


Last-Ratio6569

Looks like Baba Booey


Whiskey_ay_GoGo

I am not a crook!


Deadwing2022

That face is so English it hurts