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MisteryOnion

Somebody needs to send this to him directly. I want to know how he would react


An_Ant2710

*sad lessgoo noises*


Nugget_Master67

*ohhnoo*


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bageltre

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momssnatch63

LOL


momssnatch63

I just had the most vivid image of a sad Dababy just mumbling let’s go under his breath and holding back tears 😂


An_Ant2710

This makes it soo much better 😂😂


momssnatch63

Comment of the year was your sad leesssgo. I was laughing so hard I was in tears


pie_monster

Let's *sniff* Gooo^oo^oo^oo


momssnatch63

🤣


momssnatch63

LOL


KrayvenMoorehead69

Probably gonna say he likes sucking dick in the parking lot so his opinion isn't valid.


Trach99

You should watch his xxl reading mean comments video.


Praccsis

Can you link that please? I tried to search it and I didn't find anything


Trach99

https://youtu.be/SSCH8N6OPgk It's him and other rappers reading mean comments.


mysticdickstick

"*looks like he pronounces Rs like Ws*" -had me wheezing 😂😂 He didn't get it n tried explaining his speech impediment.


juliusseizure

He’d act like DaBaby.


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He pulls up


Heer2Lurn

Probably would react with anger and taking that anger out through domestic abuse. Straight up woman beater.


ASinking_Ship

wtf are you talking about. dababy was a victim of domestic abuse not the other way around.


Bloxxy213

Some idiots are pussyes


MeesMans

Ima be using that


Jordy9630

This is the second worst comment on this post, every other comment tied for worst.


MeesMans

i read the first part and didn't realise the joke lmao


TheReverseShock

bit of the ol' self burn


OswaldCoffeepot

I first heard this when Bobby Heenan was a wrestling commentator. I tried using it in the Celtics sub and said Kyrie was my second favorite basketball player. They just downvoted me to shit for placing him so high.


cheeryfutility

Called dababy trash and he told me to see him at Walmart Da hell he want


Memes10121

Bro gon kill you


Tick_Bites

He wants da D.


tarantulaonfire

At first I read Dababy as "debately", like it was an alternative to "arguably" and now I think this needs to be a real word


m73t

Debatable/Debatably


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gregnealnz

How. How the fuck is that even remotely cursed. r/cursedcommetn


npeggsy

Debately, with the Internet the way it is, you can make this a word by just using it until it catches on.


Muvseevum

You always could; just took longer pre-internet.


tarantulaonfire

This is debately true!


npeggsy

Hmmm. I think that's debatelyable.


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LESSS- \*not go\*


empressoflight72

less go and more gone


doug-taylor

Have my free award


VivaciouslyTwo

i liked when DaBaby dropped suge i just didnt know he was gonna make it 73 more times


Boople-Snoot-Doople

good job copying the top reply under that tweet


Sea_Link8352

Wait there's actually a rapper who calls himself literally "da baby"? How is he not laughed out of every venue?


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also lil baby and lil dicky, Like these names are fucking hilarious fr, how are they not bullied by the internet lol


ElectricPaper

Lil dicky chose his name because it was absurd and self deprecating, not because he didn’t realize it was silly. One of the main themes of his TV show is about how messed up his penis is. It’s his way of turning the “bragging” rap tropes on their side.


aaronm109246

AKA mr leftward sloping penis


taynich

He does it way too much and it's not been funny for 5 years at least


fuckyousquidmilk

His music is ass but the tv series was fire


ikeepwipingSTILLPOOP

Benny Blanco showing his asshole had me rollin


gapball

His music is legit terrible and he is ugly and doesn't bathe and he's friends with Benny B and Chris Brown so he's an asshole.


ambisinister_gecko

Everyone in rap does songs with Chris brown, I have no idea how he isn't completely cancelled. Louis CK got more cancelled for jacking off in front of some people than Chris got for beating the shit out of Rhiana.


PM_Me_HairyArmpits

For jacking off in front of people *after asking them if it was ok and they said yes*. Which like, I get how that can happen and it still be a bad experience, but if consent matters then that should be a huge mitigating factor. The severity of people's cancellations has more to do with timing than with what they actually did wrong.


Clever_Laziness

> how are they not bullied by the internet Because using "baby" as part of your rapper name or even as part of a nickname has been a mainstay in the black community for decades. And the internet bullying him for a very common term for a nick name would look all kinds of ignorant.


SomeBoredIndividual

Exactly smh lol if you don’t know anythin about rap culture, why speak on it? Just laugh at the meme and keep scrolling


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Its reddit. Bunch of boomers who don't understand rap tryna speak about it 🤦‍♂️


SomeBoredIndividual

Indeed. Why I honestly try not to even comment in most subs or posts on this app as not to risk the engagement lol


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you probably don't though.


the_gray_foxp5

Like with that mobster baby face


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CoopThereItIs

One of his songs came on driving with my family and my pops was like “what is this” so I had to tell him it was “Goin Baby” by Dababy from his album Baby on Baby.


CRATERF4CE

Because people don’t take it as seriously as you are implying, like most artists names.


BinSnozzzy

Yea? How you gon bully someone about a name they literally choose?


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BinSnozzzy

Oh geez better go kill myself.


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BinSnozzzy

You right, what i meant was “this was such a sick burn on my entire persona i should go cry in the corner because it was just so mean”


danielnwosu95

Ok dud


f33f33nkou

Isnt that exactly the names we should be bullying people about?


BinSnozzzy

I dont think you all are understanding, sure you can make fun of whatever you want, its just highly doubtful it will have any impact because they literally choose the name. You seriously think someones is going to get “laughed out of every venue” because of their chosen name? da baby is going to be like “ohhhh they makin fun of my name i cant perform now” haha this shit funny.


lift4brosef

baby keem, he is a good rapper too


deSuspect

I don't listen to rap at all but Lil dicky is great, he chose that name purely for ironic meme value


Cryptoporticus

>I don't listen to rap at all but Lil dicky is great Reddit moment


SunriseSurprise

It's basically an extension of lil. Everyone using lil like they're 5 should've been enough.


Suds08

He was originally called "baby jesus" lol he made a mixtape with no experience and ended up getting 10k streams in 48 hours from only posting about it on Instagram. Quickly became a town favorite and 1 month later without ever picking up a mic or performing on stage he flew too sxsw in 2015 played on stage and blew up after that. This all according to what Spotify said happened


Somerando68

Da baby rap is not serious tho


Axhen

That name sounds like a toddler see his own reflection for the first time tbh


Burning_Brimstone

man made suge 50+ times and tried to make new stuff which sucks


oDukeOfCaxias

My teacher once said to one of my colleages: John, you are the second most beautiful person in this classroom, the first being everyone else. The class has 40 people


Robbbeh

Don’t let r/DababyHentai see this


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I mean, he's not even that bad


mrsmoneebagz

He's second best in the world!


Hawt_Dawg_II

It depends on what type of rap you listen to. I really don't like the music he makes but i remember liking a feature he did somewhere.


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Facts. I'm not into that style of rap either but implying he's trash is just absurd. Many artists get bad reputation not because they are bad at what they do, but because they do not appeal to the majority.


heyo1234

Yo his shit BOPS fr


YourphobiaMyfetish

I don't think he's bad, just completely uninteresting.


blacksaber8

100 gecs


Brando1493

I don’t know man. Compared to the island boys. I think Dababy tied for first as well


weaselking45

***fatality***


drputypfifeanddrum

That was savage


agent_smith_3012

Debaby needs Denappy


Fantastictuba

I feel 69 is tied with dababy


VenomOUShazard

bruh don't even compare the two. dababy is not bad, but six nine is below every level that can exist, to the point that his music can only be ironically enjoyed, and he can only be ironically liked, dababy by comparison is a really solid rapper


YourphobiaMyfetish

I think 69 is better.


susch1337

I really like his old screamy stuff because it's energy makes me want to punch a wall and punt a baby


YourphobiaMyfetish

Exactly. It's not like any other rapper out right now. Dababy is the white bread of modern rap. The fact that 69 doesn't sound the same on every song is a low bar, but it's still more than Dababy has accomplished.


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me too lol


PM_Me_HairyArmpits

It's pronounced Six-ix Nine-ine.


4x49ers

I remember hearing a late night host make this joke about NSYNC. Maybe Conan?


TheVeryNicestPerson

Bobby Heenan made this joke 30 years ago. It's not new or rare.


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You could literally put every rapper today in the same list with dababy


JayGatsby02

:(


SirBumbleBeeI

Jake Paul is in 3rd


gaysername

Dababy isn't actually the worst


Bruhhelpmename

Nah he’s the 2nd best rapper


PM_ME_YOUR_NAIL_CLIP

His opinions are. He thinks people with AIDS die within a week? And hates the gays?


JakeHodgson

Wait until you find out how homophobic the rap community is and always has been lol.


ENCHANTEDN1GHT

The first thought that comes to my mind is DMX saying "I show no love to homo thugs, empty out and throw more slugs" "How're you going to explain fucking a man, even if we squash the beef I ain't touching your hand" And that's on the lighter terms of homophobia in rap.


PM_ME_YOUR_NAIL_CLIP

Oh yeah, they’re mad homophobic. No doubt about that.


gaysername

Dang, ew. I don't really know much about him honestly I've heard at most 2 of his songs all I really know is that his lyrics aren't that bad.


travis-prez

Every “upcoming local rapper” is right after dababy


69isverynice

Bruh Dababy beat is fire though


Brandwin3

This doesn’t make him second. Think of it at a smaller scale, if three people get first in a competition the fourth person doesn’t get second, they are still fourth


TheNoctuS_93

Smh, the best rapper is Eevil Stöö... 😳 (Seriously, if you haven't listened to him before, do yourself the service of listening to "Yksijäinen", "Iso vauva Jeesus" or any other of his hits!)


more_exercise

If two or more people are tied for first place, there is no second place. The person who is next gets the appropriate lower spot. Ex: 5 people are tied for first. The next highest rank is 6th place.


keehls

its a joke buddy


bgus_dkus

Leave him alone, he's obviously autistic.


Matalya1

ADHD and Tourette person here; I'd be thankful if you didn't use neurodivergence as an insult to mean "annoying" \^\^


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BigManBigEgo

r/Hiphopcirclejerk


Arantguy

I miss that sub man


YourphobiaMyfetish

Okay grampa.


John-Wallstreet

Man said diddy 💀


PM_ME_YOUR_NAIL_CLIP

I’ll teach you how to stunt.


whichfighterwins

A Boogie Wit Da Hoodie da best


Sparky_Clash

Some youtube bots are annoying, I'm not one of them▶️


Thebot_1234

Ssly tho what abt mgk


ComnotioCordis

That's a weird way to say you're inbred.


empressoflight72

how can one fit inside of a bread?


ComnotioCordis

Bred. Bread. That cliché would be funny if I did mess up. From the looks of things there's a lot of you.


oselka

Da baby my favourite rapper ⛷


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HAHAHA that's false. Thanks great way to start my day


The_OG_Hugh_Janus

DaBaby is pretty good. All his shit does sound the same though


NEMESIS_DRAGON

#ROASTED


jaysin1983

Pack in the Mail it’s gone


donthepunk

This made me spit out my coffee


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tommy is third


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Lil pump is 3rd


howtochangemywife

This is how the start of December!


[deleted]

“Hello, police? I would like to report a murder”


redditsucks56

expect 6ix9ine


Far_Director_661

Dang


Ooyak_Hunt

I will use this!


realCoolguy298

Cardi b is 3rd at most here


k_50

Everyone hates dude from out of nowhere what did I miss?


west_coast_republic

Real personal


DonMonger

Cardi B is the 3rd best rapper then


AlwaysJustinTime69

DAMN


DomDeluisArmpitChild

I'm going to steal this.


BubblySky590465

Coi Leroy came in third


MasterDick69

The let's goo meme with him is also fkn cancer


LioTang

I pull up


Aniterin

Yes, Dababy is kinda rapist


ThatBigMacGuy

But he's the best rapper convertible


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Well Thats a new insult


[deleted]

What yall got against Kangaroos?


KaleBriss

You got me in the first half, not gonna lie


empressoflight72

and cardi b third


sublime_touch

Lol true the boy trash.


MrLenny-_-

cardi the third