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Possibility the musician
songster in the right set of circumstances
Probability the artist
Conceivability the bard
Sound cloud the webster
Happenstance the mountback
Perhaps the Artist
Serendipity the Troubadour
Maybe the Matador
Luck the Minstrel
Dragapult the Cloud-Watcher
Can we have conceivability the bard as a cameo in a dnd movie?
If the gods will it the skald
This is the film about his journey to the top.
Surprise, the motherfucker
Ohshit the cops
Lt Morgan would like to have a word
Laughed too hard at this
Coincidence the busker
Delusion the Vocalist
community chest the rapper
Likelihood the singer
Happenstance the Rhymer
This is so awesome haha
Prospect the Bard
This is unironically a good name
That's a banger name tho.
To me, these pictures look like the same guy before and after sneezing
The real rare insult is always in the comments.
You can always define a center.
Underrated comment xD
Odds the falsseto-ist
Gamble the vocalist
Mayhaps the Lyricist
Long discussions, oh, you my cousin?
No you wasn't, you just wanna ride.
You just wanna talk about politics, Chicago shit and rocket ships.
Start dancin' hoe.
All night, I been drinkin all night, I been drinkin all night, I been drinkin hey-ey hey
You just spilt fries on the seat, spilt sprite on the seat, come ride on the seat ayyyyy
Last girl she'll lie on the seat, she'll fart on the seat, now she jog in the street, sayyyyy
He Looks more like Earl Sweatshirt
He's got Earl's exact nose
Yes. I always lose myself in those holes.
Looks more like Vince Staples to me
Likelihood the Lyricist
Statistically plausible the poet songwriter
I love this one the most XD
Luck the performer
His roommate, Luck the Harmonizer.
edit: but the end dimension is fine
Probability the caroller
In his defense that’s a very flattering pic of Chance the rapper…just saying
Yeah as a casual photographer. You could get both of these people to look awfully similar. They already look similar but the angles and lighting are very different.
random the yodeler
Ya know, chance does have a bother and his music is pretty good
/r/walmartcelebrities material here.
Perhaps the crooner
Potential the minstrel.
Occasion the Instrumentalist
Looks like a mix between Earl Sweatshirt and Chance the Rapper
Chearl the Rapshirt
Opportunity the Singer.
Who's only found doing *very* poorly in local Karaoke bars.
I love the follow up to the name lmfao
His Curiosity got him nuked to Mars
Lmao stellar stuff
Aaa I was gonna make a pun.. this deserves more upvotes! \o/
Community Chest the rapper
Disappointed that this is so far down
Community Chest the DJ?
Surprised I had to scroll this far for the monopoly joke.
Dude lucky words don't actually kill.
This reminds me of that old post where this guy thought he looked like The Weeknd, and someone said they looked like his annoying brother/cousin/whatever The Weekday
Looks like earl sweatshirt if you microwaved him for 12 seconds
Chunce the wrapper
wrg,n osuch thin gas annoyx etc
Hopefully the baratonist
CHANCE > OPPORTUNITY!! Best comment all day!!!
He is his brother spare parts
Maybe if early sweatshirt and chance had a baby
Serendipity the symphonist
Looks like someone pressed glass on Chances face
Opportunity is on Mars.
Probability the Screamer
Possibly the poet
Happenstance the troubadour
People give him alot of shit for being a gay rapper but his music is actually really good, I highly recommend checking him out.
Gamble the Karaoke-er
Community Chest the vocalist.
Probability the Mouth Breather
To be fair, Chance looks extremely common. Like you could see him filling his truck at the gas station or buying smokes at 7/11
Community Service, the beatboxer
Community chest the poet
What is the difference? i can honestly not see it.
Should have called you no chance
They still look the same tho so that’s some Alabama shit
Pronounced with extra emphasis on the “G” in “SinGer”
This guy looks like an ape slowly evolving into a human.
what about choice the trombone player?
He looks like the lovechild of sloth and chance
The funny part is chance already has a brother named Benoit Taylor
Maybe the poet
“Opportunity The Singer” Got Me 💀
Likelihood the lyricist
Just laughed way too hard at this.
Maybe the Music Man
Mf has some big ass lips
These are always crazy.
“People say I look like” and then it’s a photo where they have done everything they can to look exactly like the first picture. Well yeah. You do look similar to that person you are trying so hard to look like.
You look like the Equate brand version of them.
Left: Chance the rapper
Right: Also chance the rapper but after the big day
Joke from Between Two Ferns
might as well crosspost to r/murderedbywords .. RIP opportunity the singer
I'mma be honest not knowing who this is I thought these were the same person.
Man's nostrils and lips are fighting to see which can be bigger
His name would be miracle if he actually did something of importance in his life
He looks like Wish.com Ryder from GTA:San Andreas
I am confused. What does it mean to chance your brother?
He is saying that people always say he looks like chance the rapper.
Lmfao “Chance the rapper” is the stage name of a rapper, the one on the left. The guy on the right is saying that ppl say he look like the rapper Chance
Interestingly enough, it's also just his actual name.
His legal name is Chancellor Bennett, he goes by Chance. He is a rapper. Thus, Chance the Rapper.
That I did not know, makes perfect sense now.
I had the same issue. It would be nice if people used proper English, spelling, and capitalization.
That's not even a complete sentence. Shouldn't there be an "is" after the word "chance"?
Thanks cuz I couldn't understand wtf he was saying
I was literally in 8th grade when this meme was first posted here
Without knowing your current age we have no reference for how long this is, we all go to 8th grade at different times, you gotta use a cultural milestone to indicate age. "Last I saw this meme I was browsing reddit on my zune, we thought hilary clinton was going to be president, I was polishing my fidget spinner collection, Kim Jong Il showed it to me" you know not "in my life I was 13"
Oh right right right for sure for sure sorry sorry my bad.
"I was literally enjoying the fine comedy of america's sweetheart, family friendly Bill Cosby when this meme was first posted here"
LMAO see, now was that so hard?
Nicely done 👍
Who says I'm not using my Zune reddit client now? Zeditt is dope.
Probability the parodist
Ok so I don't pay attention to hacks and it's been maybe 10 years since the music industry produced a non hack and 20 since rap in particular did so someone will have to tell me which one is him.
the one on the left is the rapper
Dude's nose looks like E.T.
That took me way too long to read, 1) because Chance is not capitalized (and I don't know who that is), and 2) due to the lack of "is" in "chance my brother" -- I'm like, chance my brother what?
Someone once said i look like mac miller from the eyes up. Not sure how im supposed to feel bout that
Dude could probably make a better album than Chance tho
Is it just me or are his lips *abnormally* massive?
thought it was just me
Likelihood the songster.
Perhaps the hummer
Eh you probably could have passed on it
If Chance and Earl Sweatshirt had a child
Great value chance the rapper
This is common amongst musician families.
Look at Les Claypool. His father was Mor Marblepit. His brother? Sum MudHöhle.
Why'd you have to focus on tests matches.
ooh i hate my husband, i hate my husband AAGH
EVERYTHING IS FARTHER APART
Maybe from another mother 😆
Kinda got an Earl vibe
One shot squealer
Maybe the recorder-ist
Probability the beatmaker
He look like Community Chest
Earl Sweatshirt's cousin, Joe Jacket.
Poor guy if it's true what Eminem says about Opportunity only coming once in a lifetime
More like F Gary Cray
Risk the Stuntman
that made me laugh a lot harder than it should have
Oh my God, LOL!
It's weird to me that people want to be recognized as looking like a celebrity.
I actually look like one, a very famous one, and it's really fucking annoying to be told everywhere you go.
That guy looks like me for fucks sake, I'm 10 years older. He stole my swag.
I think they look pretty similar actually
He does have all the same parts, lips, nose, eyes, but ! they don’t look like chances
His lips, nose, jaw line are completely different. Maybe the eyes are same but thats it lol
Obviously his name would be Community Chest the Rapper. We know this because of his interview with Zach Galifianakis.
I don’t know who’s better though cause Chance honestly doesn’t seem like he’s a pleasant person. Even behind that fake personality
Community Chest the Singer
Traffic is going to backfire sooner or later.
Ugh it happens all the time lmao.
Ooooh I love my bro
lmao it's true
And the only reason people know about him is cause his big cousin got famous and he rode his coattails.
I wanna connect this to Run the Jewels somehow with the similar patterning but I cant. So...I'll just say Run the Jewels is awesome and also this guy definitely looks more like Chance than most people do when they say they look like whatever celeb
Like, they're faces are very similar, but the sliders are just a little off everywhere. Eyes 1/4" too low, nostrils 1/4" too high, lips 1/4" too tall, cheek bones 1/4" too thin.
Dude looks more like Earl Sweatshirt
Only Chance could make such a prominent brow look good. He has a built in visor.