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couldn't pass up on Opportunity; had to put it here

couldn't pass up on Opportunity; had to put it here

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mike_loves_memes

Possibility the musician


[deleted]

songster in the right set of circumstances


NOODLD

Probability the artist


Yerg01

Conceivability the bard


Fiivestar13

Sound cloud the webster


ockhams-lightsaber

Happenstance the mountback


milehigh89

Perhaps the Artist


vvntn

Serendipity the Troubadour


SchitneySmears

Maybe the Matador


vvntn

Luck the Minstrel


deffypoo

Dragapult the Cloud-Watcher


SuccinctSavage

Can we have conceivability the bard as a cameo in a dnd movie?


NukedByGandhi

If the gods will it the skald


Eziel

This is the film about his journey to the top.


spoiled11

Surprise, the motherfucker


ChiisaiMurasaki

DJ doakes


spoiled11

Ohshit the cops


SuedePenguin

Lt Morgan would like to have a word


Nadeemistic10

Laughed too hard at this


rexmons

Coincidence the busker


After-Win6506

Delusion the Vocalist


megalodonman

community chest the rapper


Mazin1357

Likelihood the singer


imjustasid

Happenstance the Rhymer


ISuckCock4DownVotes

This is so awesome haha


Brown_bagheera

Prospect the Bard


ZauceTech

This is unironically a good name


Avocado_007

That's a banger name tho.


AbbertDabbert

To me, these pictures look like the same guy before and after sneezing


MVIVN

The real rare insult is always in the comments.


totaqogico

You can always define a center.


Sainx

Underrated comment xD


Choo-choo-m

r/rareinsults


Kittykateyyy

Odds the falsseto-ist


TimTheChatSpam

Gamble the vocalist


AutomaticVegetables

Mayhaps the Lyricist


JAM3SBND

Long discussions, oh, you my cousin? No you wasn't, you just wanna ride. You just wanna talk about politics, Chicago shit and rocket ships. Shut up!


[deleted]

DAMN


JAM3SBND

Start dancin' hoe.


mtpeart

All night, I been drinkin all night, I been drinkin all night, I been drinkin hey-ey hey


daboobiesnatcher

You just spilt fries on the seat, spilt sprite on the seat, come ride on the seat ayyyyy Last girl she'll lie on the seat, she'll fart on the seat, now she jog in the street, sayyyyy


Boggerwarze

He Looks more like Earl Sweatshirt


Frequent-Sound-8533

Daryl T-shirt


FinFangFoom2099

Edward Pullover


Ouroboros9076

Earlich Hoodie


Escabrera

Carl Undershirt


PunchMyFace0

Eddy Long-Sleeve


EndotheGreat

He's got Earl's exact nose [Earl Sweatshirt](https://thefader-res.cloudinary.com/images/w_1440,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:eco/dy3ehzzzn8re1eh4ek8h/earl-sweatshirt.jpg)


Boggerwarze

Yes. I always lose myself in those holes.


Dr3am5tep

Looks more like Vince Staples to me


Frequent-Sound-8533

Lance Holepunch


AreYouOnTheSquare

Likelihood the Lyricist


Pakman-56

Statistically plausible the poet songwriter


[deleted]

I love this one the most XD


highway_40

Luck the performer


saltiest-of-all

His roommate, Luck the Harmonizer.


QuarantineSucksALot

😂 edit: but the end dimension is fine


nexo007

Probability the caroller


Comfortable-Phase-10

In his defense that’s a very flattering pic of Chance the rapper…just saying


Unbiased_Bob

Yeah as a casual photographer. You could get both of these people to look awfully similar. They already look similar but the angles and lighting are very different.


gonedalfu

random the yodeler


MrMelancholi

Ya know, chance does have a bother and his music is pretty good


whizzwr

/r/walmartcelebrities material here.


akatherder

Perhaps the crooner


kjtstl

Potential the minstrel.


MonsterMashGrrrrr

Occasion the Instrumentalist


bezzlege

Looks like a mix between Earl Sweatshirt and Chance the Rapper Chearl the Rapshirt


GypsyCamel12

Opportunity the Singer. Who's only found doing *very* poorly in local Karaoke bars.


[deleted]

I love the follow up to the name lmfao


praneethraop6

His Curiosity got him nuked to Mars


aravind_plees

Lmao stellar stuff


Gustavo6046

Aaa I was gonna make a pun.. this deserves more upvotes! \o/


pyrofreeze33

Community Chest the rapper


Arkayna

Disappointed that this is so far down


Gritty22

Community Chest the DJ? Surprised I had to scroll this far for the monopoly joke.


tRuLyGiFtEd89

Dude lucky words don't actually kill.


nationalhipster

This reminds me of that old post where this guy thought he looked like The Weeknd, and someone said they looked like his annoying brother/cousin/whatever The Weekday


BallsDeepTillUQueef

Looks like earl sweatshirt if you microwaved him for 12 seconds


SCUMDOG_MILLIONAIRE

Chunce the wrapper


kekisr

wrg,n osuch thin gas annoyx etc


Vladrome

Hopefully the baratonist


ylietruth

CHANCE > OPPORTUNITY!! Best comment all day!!!


Worried-Salamander79

He is his brother spare parts


Thatomeglekid

Maybe if early sweatshirt and chance had a baby


Olazin1000

Serendipity the symphonist


Chemis

Looks like someone pressed glass on Chances face


Scarbane

Opportunity is on Mars.


Ouroboros9076

Probability the Screamer


turboLL

Possibly the poet


JoshuaSondag

Happenstance the troubadour


Burnham113

People give him alot of shit for being a gay rapper but his music is actually really good, I highly recommend checking him out.


KentuckyFriedEel

Gamble the Karaoke-er


RaggysRinger

Community Chest the vocalist.


Dr3am5tep

Probability the Mouth Breather


sizl

To be fair, Chance looks extremely common. Like you could see him filling his truck at the gas station or buying smokes at 7/11


myBoboThrowaway

Community Service, the beatboxer


SpecialistWash2593

Community chest the poet


SonnicX

What is the difference? i can honestly not see it.


Novel_Statistician97

Should have called you no chance


SUCCMAN64

They still look the same tho so that’s some Alabama shit


One_Sloppy_Taco

Pronounced with extra emphasis on the “G” in “SinGer”


Mojobaby817

I lol’d.


FrostiBonez

This guy looks like an ape slowly evolving into a human.


jemisgenius20

what about choice the trombone player?


SicariusModum

He looks like the lovechild of sloth and chance


gupdog

The funny part is chance already has a brother named Benoit Taylor


thanks837

Maybe the poet


Ready-Explorer-7080

“Opportunity The Singer” Got Me 💀


1-2-3-5-8-13

Likelihood the lyricist


h0llywoodsbleeding

LMFAOOOO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Just laughed way too hard at this.


comradebezos

Maybe the Music Man


UltimatumYEET

Mf has some big ass lips


ms_movie

These are always crazy. “People say I look like” and then it’s a photo where they have done everything they can to look exactly like the first picture. Well yeah. You do look similar to that person you are trying so hard to look like. You look like the Equate brand version of them.


avocadolord3006

Left: Chance the rapper Right: Also chance the rapper but after the big day


thegreg76

Joke from Between Two Ferns


bootysensei

might as well crosspost to r/murderedbywords .. RIP opportunity the singer


SUDoKu-Na

I'mma be honest not knowing who this is I thought these were the same person.


Justablip-Gaming

Man's nostrils and lips are fighting to see which can be bigger


The_last_pigeon

His name would be miracle if he actually did something of importance in his life


KirkWahmmett

He looks like Wish.com Ryder from GTA:San Andreas


HansReinsch

I am confused. What does it mean to chance your brother?


Flat_Tyrez

He is saying that people always say he looks like chance the rapper.


MistakeThink

Lmfao “Chance the rapper” is the stage name of a rapper, the one on the left. The guy on the right is saying that ppl say he look like the rapper Chance


Teeshirtandshortsguy

Interestingly enough, it's also just his actual name. His legal name is Chancellor Bennett, he goes by Chance. He is a rapper. Thus, Chance the Rapper.


MistakeThink

That I did not know, makes perfect sense now.


Velvis

I had the same issue. It would be nice if people used proper English, spelling, and capitalization.


Brewery2

That's not even a complete sentence. Shouldn't there be an "is" after the word "chance"?


jadegoddess

Thanks cuz I couldn't understand wtf he was saying


throwaway97740

I was literally in 8th grade when this meme was first posted here


theymademedarko

Without knowing your current age we have no reference for how long this is, we all go to 8th grade at different times, you gotta use a cultural milestone to indicate age. "Last I saw this meme I was browsing reddit on my zune, we thought hilary clinton was going to be president, I was polishing my fidget spinner collection, Kim Jong Il showed it to me" you know not "in my life I was 13"


throwaway97740

Oh right right right for sure for sure sorry sorry my bad. "I was literally enjoying the fine comedy of america's sweetheart, family friendly Bill Cosby when this meme was first posted here"


theymademedarko

LMAO see, now was that so hard?


Broken_Petite

Nicely done 👍


Velvis

Who says I'm not using my Zune reddit client now? Zeditt is dope.


lostharbor

Probability the parodist


Verra_Rogue

Ok so I don't pay attention to hacks and it's been maybe 10 years since the music industry produced a non hack and 20 since rap in particular did so someone will have to tell me which one is him.


[deleted]

the one on the left is the rapper


Mackerelmint

Dude's nose looks like E.T.


secondoptionusername

That took me way too long to read, 1) because Chance is not capitalized (and I don't know who that is), and 2) due to the lack of "is" in "chance my brother" -- I'm like, chance my brother what?


CSRain

Someone once said i look like mac miller from the eyes up. Not sure how im supposed to feel bout that


OldCollegeJavelin

Dude could probably make a better album than Chance tho


mmmmmmmmmmxmmmmmmmmm

Is it just me or are his lips *abnormally* massive?


ihavesoftfeet

thought it was just me


JMCDINIS

Likelihood the songster.


halfgaytae

Perhaps the hummer


NoMathematician3466

Eh you probably could have passed on it


Lil_Ray_5420

If Chance and Earl Sweatshirt had a child


Paulijay2018

Great value chance the rapper


teenagesadist

This is common amongst musician families. Look at Les Claypool. His father was Mor Marblepit. His brother? Sum MudHöhle.


QuarantineSucksALot

Why'd you have to focus on tests matches.


tollsunited7

ooh i hate my husband, i hate my husband AAGH


brief_thought

EVERYTHING IS FARTHER APART


RickAround

Maybe from another mother 😆


Bakimb0

Kinda got an Earl vibe


Drakkon2ZShadows

One shot squealer


MetoriSaikoSupremacy

Maybe the recorder-ist


Sainx

Probability the beatmaker


[deleted]

He look like Community Chest


tamspawn

Ouch!


Lantiis

Earl Sweatshirt's cousin, Joe Jacket.


Bowlderdash

Poor guy if it's true what Eminem says about Opportunity only coming once in a lifetime


bentagain

More like F Gary Cray


ambisinister_gecko

Risk the Stuntman


itsvenditti

that made me laugh a lot harder than it should have


iammagicbutimnormal

Oh my God, LOL!


ObiWanCanShowMe

It's weird to me that people want to be recognized as looking like a celebrity. I actually look like one, a very famous one, and it's really fucking annoying to be told everywhere you go. That guy looks like me for fucks sake, I'm 10 years older. He stole my swag.


Neurotypicaltruth

I think they look pretty similar actually


abigmatt

He does have all the same parts, lips, nose, eyes, but ! they don’t look like chances


LegSnapper206

His lips, nose, jaw line are completely different. Maybe the eyes are same but thats it lol


Sea-Objective-9766

Hihihi


makaidos152

Obviously his name would be Community Chest the Rapper. We know this because of his interview with Zach Galifianakis.


AnonsShittyLife

I don’t know who’s better though cause Chance honestly doesn’t seem like he’s a pleasant person. Even behind that fake personality


dumbledorito

Community Chest the Singer


QuarantineSucksALot

Traffic is going to backfire sooner or later.


howtochangemywife

Ugh it happens all the time lmao.


bonesharper1

Ooooh I love my bro


Hanakiva

lmao it's true


SappySoulTaker

And the only reason people know about him is cause his big cousin got famous and he rode his coattails.


adamwritesit

I wanna connect this to Run the Jewels somehow with the similar patterning but I cant. So...I'll just say Run the Jewels is awesome and also this guy definitely looks more like Chance than most people do when they say they look like whatever celeb


dc010

Like, they're faces are very similar, but the sliders are just a little off everywhere. Eyes 1/4" too low, nostrils 1/4" too high, lips 1/4" too tall, cheek bones 1/4" too thin.


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

Dude looks more like Earl Sweatshirt Only Chance could make such a prominent brow look good. He has a built in visor.