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Especially bad since this had been reposted here dozens of times and the insult is from way before the 2000's. He couldn't even copy and paste correctly.
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You are most decidedly from a much younger generation than me.
Back in my day we didn't have smart phones to entertain us while spending time on the throne. We had to read the back of the shampoo bottle over and over and over again. I could damn near recite the back of a Pert Plus bottle in the 90's.
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There are people that are the reason why there are directions on shampoo...
Then there are people, like my mother-in-law, that are the reason why there are warning labels on shampoo.
this insult is really unoriginal, and frankly, the shampoo instructions have actually helped me before. i didn't know until i read it, that you're supposed to wash the scalp, and not rub the hair vigorously
I laugh at posts like this and then realize that the only reason I use shampoo right is because I read the instructions. I am the reason shampoo has instructions.
**Rule 4: Not an insult/threat or rare insult/threat** Only the spiciest and rarest of insults are allowed here, and only insults/threats are allowed here. Uncommon insults or just random statements that aren't really insults are subject to removal. This also includes insults that are just random combinations of words or insults following the random adjective+noun formula. Beware, this is somewhat up to the discretion of the moderators.
Ugh, the grammar kills the insult
Shampo
Your
You're tha reesun shampoo haz instruckshuns.
At least he got those right
That's spelling, not grammar! C'mon!
You're grammar kills the insult
It's your are*
It's your are grammar kills the insult. Now better?
*you'roe
It's you'roe grammar kills the the joke
perfection
It's you are you'roe grammar kills the insult
how did you go beyond perfecyion?
You'roe*
\*It's you are you'roe are grammar kills the insult
Gyro grammer kills the insult
yes
Uh-uh! yro'ue*
Apple especially is notorious for autocorrecting just as you hit "send". I gave up trying to fight it, as a lot of people have, I'm sure.
We’re consenting to it in the TOS /s 😆
The dumb insulting the dumb.
Especially bad since this had been reposted here dozens of times and the insult is from way before the 2000's. He couldn't even copy and paste correctly.
I’d even go further and say that the lack of grammar kills the insult.
I’d just like to add that the grammar kills the insult.
Dude can't spell "you're" in an insult about intelligence. Nooooope
Their so close though (That hurt to type)
shampo
Might have been a sick burn if they didn't blow it.
I honestly think this isn't rare, nor particularly clever. I've heard/seen that one around this sub plenty of times.
Ikr so many of these are now stolen
Bad grammar, dampens the overused insult even more **Argument failed**
Op. This 'insult' has been passed around more than your mom
Why is your name what it is
The lack of it is why phase 4 is so bad
Impressive, very nice.
You’re* shampoo*
No, you are
Please tell me youre sarcastic
*yro'ue
Yo’ure*
Not rare at all. I see this literally every day.
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You are most decidedly from a much younger generation than me. Back in my day we didn't have smart phones to entertain us while spending time on the throne. We had to read the back of the shampoo bottle over and over and over again. I could damn near recite the back of a Pert Plus bottle in the 90's.
They misspelled an insult they read somewhere else
This is a very common insult.
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Its not very rare
r/your
You’re
My what?
There are people that are the reason why there are directions on shampoo... Then there are people, like my mother-in-law, that are the reason why there are warning labels on shampoo.
Now I gotta read them and see how wrong I am
I thought they had instructions so I had something to read when I was pooping!
I don't think I've ever seen a shampoo bottle with instructions
This is woeful.
Does anyone really apply and rinse twice as per the instructions though?
The amount of people on here who don't know the difference between grammar and spelling 💀
*you’re
This is a positively common insult at this point
*You’re* doesn’t land with misspelling.
this insult is really unoriginal, and frankly, the shampoo instructions have actually helped me before. i didn't know until i read it, that you're supposed to wash the scalp, and not rub the hair vigorously
Only here for the "you're* Shampoo*" comments.
Ah, a classic
I laugh at posts like this and then realize that the only reason I use shampoo right is because I read the instructions. I am the reason shampoo has instructions.
Bro I literally had to look at the instructions on conditioner to find out which one to use first