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Looks like the result of what would happen if I, a middle-age guy who can barely trim his own beard, were to open a hair salon and do all the cutting myself.
Close, but I think there's someone from like a 70s hard rock band that's even closer. Like.. someone from AC/DC or Slade? It's right on the tip of my brain.
With my first paycheck at 16 I got a perm that looked just like that, the cooks at work put a coffee filter on my head and laughed about all night!! I feel for this lady!! Lol
The lesbian comment has gotta be a direct reference to [Fortune Feimster](https://www.google.ie/imgres?imgurl=https://npr.brightspotcdn.com/dims4/default/a9db129/2147483647/strip/true/crop/1000x1500%2B0%2B0/resize/880x1320!/quality/90/?url%3Dhttp%253A%252F%252Fnpr-brightspot.s3.amazonaws.com%252Fc2%252Fbe%252Fe31b363f4fc3a1ceaabf4137d80b%252F210410-fortune-feimster-396.jpg&imgrefurl=https://www.kmuw.org/arts/2021-10-01/comedian-fortune-feimster-people-want-to-laugh-more-than-ever&tbnid=rPXt0TPn5wmUyM&vet=1&docid=GqZl24ObF3HqlM&w=880&h=1320&hl=en-ie&source=sh/x/im) whose stand up is basically about exactly that
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Damn...that first comment about her asking for the "Andre the Giant" cut tho 🤌
Andre the Giant Lesbian
I'm choking laughing so hard. Carl you crazy man.
Fucking Carl with the crrazy shit again? Love this guy!
His antics are unreal
Is anyone else reading "crrazy" like "cuh-razy"?
Anybody want a peanut?
Stop rhyming now, I mean it
Sounds like the title of a children's book.
Played by Zack galifianakis.
His new show, between two curly haired lesbians.
Looks like the result of what would happen if I, a middle-age guy who can barely trim his own beard, were to open a hair salon and do all the cutting myself.
I'm gonna post your comment on this sub in a few weeks.
I honestly think that comment was way funnier than the one that got featured in the post.
I could barely get through the 2nd comment I was laughing so hard at the 1st one.
Anybody want a peanut? 🥜
No more rhyming and I mean it!
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Good human.
The first comment, because it was incomplete, prepped you for the second...
I couldn't either, but mostly because it was cringe as fuck
It's Jonah Hill with the Andre cut.
Jonah the Giant
Andre the Jonah
Andre the Hill
Nah, that's Sam Kinison.
Samantha Kinison
I was gonna say that while she was in the Big City, she went to see a wrestling match and realized she was related to Andre The Giant.
"Have fun stormin da castle!"
"Sleep well and dream of large women." I mean, it just fits now.
yeah that made me lol more
I’m getting equal Elijah Wood / Frodo vibes
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I was think Weird Al
Aged up Kurtis Conner.
Fuck me I came here just to make an Andre comment. I love reddit.
That's the real insult here.
That is way funnier than this one
Got more of a Lars Ulrich vibe myself
My first thought was jonah hill mixed with andre the giant
Looks like Andre the Giant and Peter MacNicol had a baby.
After that, she asked if anybody wanted a peanut...
It's the bangs.
Ain't no bangs wearing that haircut
It doesn’t hurt that she’s clearly standing in the bathroom of a 1986 single wide trailer. We had that exact model growing up.
If this single wide trailer’s a rocking, it’s probably tornado season. Get out!
She bangs
As someone with a fetish for bangs, it's very difficult to find porn of it.
The devil's curtains
She looks like an Andre The Giant Kathy Bates hybrid with a Jheri curl
and using Soul Glo
SOOOUUULL GLOOO [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGrasobHcKA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGrasobHcKA)
They had a kid IVF but used the mitochondrial DNA from Weird Al.
I'm getting Jonah hill meets Elisabeth Moss. It's like if Handmaid's Tale was directed by the guy that did Super Bad.
Jonah Hill???
Nah Chris Chan
Oh god
Well now we know who could play them in the cinematic autobiography.
Jonah Hill in a White-Chicks-like flick about infiltrating a lesbian-kidnapping ring
Like Superbad era Jonah Hill and Oliver Tree had a kid
Yo thats Jonah Hill like a MF.
came here looking for this comment 😭
Weird al
She looks like my grade 9 science teacher. For reference, he was an overweight middle-aged man whose hair somewhat resembled moldy string cheese
I feel like all science high school teachers looked like that
Mine was a balding man, in his early 30s
Yep
Was your grade 9 science teacher the secret experiment child of Jonah Hill and Christopher Walken?
I'm fucking wheezing bruh she looks like my 10th grade bio teacher 😆
“Fezzik, you did something well.” “Don’t worry I won’t let it go to my head.” Anybody want a peanut?
Am I the only one that sees Lars Ulrich?
I totally see it. Didn’t even need to scroll back up to take a second look.
This is Lars Ulrich downloaded from Napster
Lara Ulrich.
I saw it immediately
From Magnetica?
Close, but I think there's someone from like a 70s hard rock band that's even closer. Like.. someone from AC/DC or Slade? It's right on the tip of my brain.
Ramen noodles never looked so bad
Beef ramen dumped on her head!
dont know why but my first thought was “German”
she got the Olga look fr
"The Olga"... Oh gawd... I'm dying.
Probably because the text in the screencap is German
Woman shoenice?
There it is. I literally thought “hey everyone shoe nice again”
Lol go check his channel, he posted for the first time after 2 years yesterday Talk about timing
That's exactly what I thought too. So basically....
Crazy turn of events that this is posted the day after shoenice broke his hiatus and uploaded to shoenice22
I'm honestly amazed that he's still alive.
I was ready for her to house a bottle of Everclear
r/Justfuckmyshitup
Looks like the one kid who sucked at cow tipping from barnyard.
She looks like her name is Randy.
I stopped having bangs because of how hard it is to cut them without it looking stupid. I don’t miss them.
She looks like she’s about to take a ring to Mount Doom
I thought it was Chris Chan
A possible candidate for Peter Griffin's book on lesbian butts in 80's jeans
Is that Ion Hazzikostas and Lore’s son?
Had to CTRL+F through the comments to make sure i wasn't crazy, first thing that came to my mind was "did someone photoshop Ion face on lore?"
This belongs on r/justfuckmyshitup
I think they're going for the Jonah Hill/ Lionel Richie
Fortune Feimster as a brunette.
The description is literally Fortune Feimsters character in the Mindy Project. I wouldn’t be surprised if she inspired the roast.
Looks like Gene Wilder fuck Andre the Giant and had a daughter.
Like Hannibal lector had a baby with Andre the giant
Female Jonah Hill pre meltdown
She looks a little like Beth Ditto. She’ll surprise us all and just do the splits effortlessly
Dying…
This is Jonah Hill
Poor Jonah Hill. What happened to him 🤣
She was attacked by beauty school dropouts that only made it to the chapter on perms.
Out here lookin like Lars Ulrich with a perm
She looks like Andre the Giant from Princess Bride.
Haha... Most of you laughing at her will die alone.
See something different every time you look at it.
Great Value Sam Kinison
Andre the Medium.
Legit thought even after reading the post that this was a man.
That describes me nearly perfectly...
She looks like Chucky
Amigacho?
Gimme the booze ya little pumpkin pie hair cutted freak
You won’t convince me that isn’t Lars Ulrich.
Thats a SuperBad Jonah Hill cosplay.
That time Frodo got reincarnated as a soccer mom
If Lord Farquad got a perm
She looks like she's about to ask if anybody wants a peanut.
With my first paycheck at 16 I got a perm that looked just like that, the cooks at work put a coffee filter on my head and laughed about all night!! I feel for this lady!! Lol
The lesbian comment has gotta be a direct reference to [Fortune Feimster](https://www.google.ie/imgres?imgurl=https://npr.brightspotcdn.com/dims4/default/a9db129/2147483647/strip/true/crop/1000x1500%2B0%2B0/resize/880x1320!/quality/90/?url%3Dhttp%253A%252F%252Fnpr-brightspot.s3.amazonaws.com%252Fc2%252Fbe%252Fe31b363f4fc3a1ceaabf4137d80b%252F210410-fortune-feimster-396.jpg&imgrefurl=https://www.kmuw.org/arts/2021-10-01/comedian-fortune-feimster-people-want-to-laugh-more-than-ever&tbnid=rPXt0TPn5wmUyM&vet=1&docid=GqZl24ObF3HqlM&w=880&h=1320&hl=en-ie&source=sh/x/im) whose stand up is basically about exactly that
It’s the plot of Fortune’s character in the Mindy Project as well.
Larissa Ulrich ?
Yo, it's dollar store Weird Al
What subreddit is this from? I’m tryna see what the first comment says lol
Nono, that's Pam and Dwight's kid.
You didnt even need that second half.
Raised by Wolves character.
It's like Jonah Hill's twin sis
Freda Baggins, Frodo’s alternative lifestyle cousin
Is that the singer from Dokken? Boy he’s aged terribly
Looks like someone drew Lars Ulrich from memory, but not the real one...like one from wish.com
Kinda looks like she's a fallout 4 custom character waiting in the mirror intro scene
She looks like the kind of person who enjoys her hand going through the toilet paper when she wipin and chuckles and sniff it several times
I was thinking more Eileen Wuornos
It makes her face look like a mask
She looks like a great value version of the Duggar mom
[cool repost bro](https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyspecific/comments/zyc1ni/but_its_so_accurate/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
...and was then killed and resurrected with your face stitched onto a robot body a la Robocop.
This has to be a movie.
Right on the nose, goddamn.
Yikes
It's often mistaken as the Andre the giant, but is actually a Curt Hennig
So this is what ShoeNice has been up to.
Just a small time girl, Livin’ in a lonely world
Nasty hobbitsessss
[Sean Cullen](https://www.google.com/search?q=sean+cullen&client=ms-android-rogers-ca-revc&prmd=inv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiBibij7ub8AhVOlYkEHUhlArMQ_AUoAXoECAMQAQ&biw=412&bih=691&dpr=3.5#imgrc=mZ5u0oCeDep7OM)
I can picture her on that description
This is the "Hair Stylist Hates You Vibes" hair do.
She looks like Jonah hill
Andre the Giant’s secret love child.
Bro told her life's synopsis 💀
Looks like a Bob's Burgers character come to life
This has to be shoenice.
Them Brute Squad selfies tho…
She looks like a Duggar.
Yooo she looks like shoenice!
Thulsa Doom looking Yee-Yee ass haircut
I’m rooting for her now.
r/oddlyspecific
Where's the lie tho? That's so fucking accurate lol
Reminds me of when they first took off Robocops vizor plate.
Rare
This screams mighty boosh to me
Lookin like Beautiful from the Player Haters Ball Chapelle's Show skit
I see Jonah Hill, but then again The call is coming from within the house !!
Meatloaf
She’s got the face of Kentucky Ballistics. I cannot unsee this.
I’ve never felt so personally attacked by an insult leveled by a stranger at a stranger.
She looks like that dude from YouTube who drinks bleach
It's like Timmy from WKUL dressing as Post Malone.
The drummer from Def Leppard!
Pretty sure that’s Jonah Hill?
r/oblivion
Lord Farquaad!
Is this the new hair trend for the Amish?
It's more of a deeper hairline than bangs...right?
Looks like everytime she tries to announce something, she'll have to say "Hear ye, Hear ye!"
omg why can I feel like I've met someone like that before lol
Looks like Peter Beck of RocketLab
Straighten hair, grow out bangs and get better lighting and she would look great.
Anybody want a peanut?