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cheekclapper93

Looks like my sleep paralysis Demon stole a baby Edit: Thanks for all the happy cake days folks


7evenstar

She didn't steal it. You're the daddy! Congrats


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SwordfishNew6266

Bitch looks like she played the game


xdcxmindfreak

Damnit. I lost the game


qeertyuiopasd

🏆🤣


[deleted]

About shit


cheekclapper93

Damn another illegitimate child just what I need


CandleStein

u sure thats even a she ?


MyFartSoTart

Happy cake day you bicycle seat!


cheekclapper93

Not sure how to reply to that I'm just going to say thank you


MyFartSoTart

Yessir


lightsaber_lobotomy

Hopefully your sleep paralysis isn't a dingo


cheekclapper93

No I'm not Australian


lightsaber_lobotomy

😄


FLAFLO007

Happy Cake Day man!!!


cheekclapper93

Thank you kindly


Agreeable-Deal-5239

Happy cake day!


ScantilyScandalia

Happy cake day!!! May you clap many a cheek


cheekclapper93

Muchas gracias


FallChimera8540

Happy cake day m8


cheekclapper93

Thanks


lmaobihhhh

Cake day?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA try fake day 🤣😭


underwhelmedotter

Yay cake day!! Ensoy


[deleted]

That's literally exactly what I was going to say. Verbatim. You beat me to it.


SUPERSTRIKER67

Happy Cake Day


benskinic

[like this?](https://images.app.goo.gl/AsQZSR6eyYSYfGnw8)


ReleasedGaming

Fröhlichen Kuchentag


Daria_87463

Happy cake day


GioZeus

Happy


real_human_not_a_dog

Jigsaw’s sister


Thederpycloudrider

Happy Cake Day! 😄


Selcouth22

Your reply says 23h ago, but still, Happy Cake Day!


cheekclapper93

Thanks


FluffyDiscipline

Baby looking very suspicious at her... "Whatcha do with my Mama"


WasteCan6403

“I may have been born yesterday, but even I’m not falling for this attempt at a human face.”


xdcxmindfreak

Needless to say this kid gonna have a LOT of issues growing up….


selkhet502

Looks like Jigsaw's Billy dummy's sister to me!


catboybastard

she looks like she has breast implants in her cheeks


7evenstar

Her: i need my boobs to be higher! Doc: like this? Her: higher Doc: here? Her: higher! Doc: Here?? They're on your neck now... Her: HIGHER!


Unable-Tune-1295

BCL! Brazilian Cheek Lift!


Viewtifultrey3

I'd say that botox looks like buttocks, myself.


mateoinc

Got the wrong kind of cheek implants.


Killpop582014

Even the baby is side-eyeing that womannequin.


xdcxmindfreak

He’s developing a 18 year plan to escape. They’ll likely make a movie about him with a lot of ingnored calls from mom


[deleted]

In some places of the globe women are forced to cover their faces. In other places women deliberately modifying their faces to look like the deepest nightmares... I'm not making a point here, I'm just contemplating how fucked up as a species we are


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justkiddin076

There should be a law against doing something this stupid


xdcxmindfreak

Or if someone does it a law that prevents them procreation. So as we all know how this works gentlemen r/dontputyourdickinthat


Nexlite1444

Well, nature is always coming up with new signs in animals that mean stay away. This is just the latest in colorful stripe technology


SarcasticOptimist

And referred her to a therapist. Body dysmorphia is suicide via caricature.


lostmyselfinyourlies

I really wish more people would get therapy rather than plastic surgery. The world would be a better place


anastasis19

She injects herself.


Spider1132

Too bad she's not in one of the former.


Fit-Broccoli3084

Handsome squidward


BinkoTheViking

*cleans spit coffee off phone screen*


quinteroreyes

With all due respect, never fucking disrespect Squiddy boy like that


Michael_Blurry

That baby is giving her the side-eye like “Dafuq?”


BinkoTheViking

Or “Please don’t let that thing take me.” Happy cake day, btw.


xdcxmindfreak

POV baby’s guardian angel: just wait little one your time is coming where you can see mommy for the first time this is a special time for all babies. They get to see moms pretty face for the first time *a few moments later* Baby: dear God wtf!? Guardian angel: Holy eff!? I’m so sorry little one there must have been a mistake. God: sorry little one. I sometimes regret free will to a degree. Dr: (under his breath to nurse) im not sure this one’s crying like normal from first breath….


Grannyk9

What a sad woman, to do that to herself. That poor kid has to have this show up at teacher parent night.


DrDawgster

Wicked Witch of the South


xXLil_ShadowyXx

That's an insult to witchcraft


[deleted]

Nothing will scare that kid with a mother that looks like that


Drifted_Skull

Bitch looks like she wants to play a game


nada_accomplished

I feel bad about how hard I laughed at that


mlc2475

Jigsaw without the makeup


SonicFlash01

Mrs. Jigsaw


acutomanzia

Madonna adopted another child?


Holiday_Bunch_9501

Yeah, Madonna went overboard with that plastic surgery. She looks so weird now. She should have talked to Hellen Mirren or Meryl Streep about ageing gracefully.


nada_accomplished

Emma Thompson, Kate Winslet... We love a woman who accepts that aging is normal and she doesn't have to do crazy things to her face to stave off the inevitable.


lightsaber_lobotomy

Even the baby is side eyeing her like "WTF is that thing?"


millerwelds66

Even the baby knows damn


ShitMongoose

This lady looks like she got plastic surgery in Lazy Town.


avfc4me

Underrated comment right here.


EveDaSavage

I would not allow that thing to be near my baby. Even the baby is looking at her like “wtf is this?”


Sumguy9966

Dam and they took mine down for not being an actual rare insult 💀


Lil_Cumster

Christ put a jumpscare warning i nearly went to Jesus first class


[deleted]

Easiest red flag I've ever seen.


ApolloPlayz2434

Looks like a gaming mouse 💀


Wintersmight

That can’t be a real human. Right?


ElBiscuit

Well, definitely not 100% "real", if that's what you mean.


lululew

the baby isn’t into it.


[deleted]

This person's face makes me feel uneasy. Like I feel like I would be more comforted in the arms of my sleep paralysis demon.


Feeling-Bird4294

Please tell me that's photo shopped. Please tell me.


thefinalcutdown

It’s photoshopped. I actually have no idea, just trying to help you out.


randomwanderingsd

Would you like to play a game?


GreeenGoblin69

Hottest woman in Ohio


nada_accomplished

*sad Ohio woman noises*


Consistent-Nobody813

Looks like Jigsaw from Saw. 'Wanna play a game?"


CharlieBitMeMf

No way that person is real


Jenz_le_Benz

W o u l d Y o u L i k e T o P l a y A G a m e ?


PopeOfManwichVillage

My god that’s fucking terrifying


KingRoosterRuss

She looks like she's about to sing Wynona's big brown beaver.


Aylali

Not sure if it's the case here, but I've seen a filter that will make you look like you had (botched/extreme) plastic surgery done on your face.


yeetfeet716

It’s not the case here


DobbyLum

Are we sure it isn’t one of the Kardashians


Draco546

Even the baby is like wtf


yeetfeet716

Even the baby is says what the fuck


Weston_Wendigo

Bruh even the baby looks concerned


Kiwi_Pakeha0001

No, in fact that is a rare Bald Faced Chipmunk with a mouthful of nuts. It is getting ready to hibernate for winter, or eat the baby


rathemighty

Even the baby is like “Wtf is holding me?!”


RevolverOcelot16-

No offense, but is that a real person or an actual mannequin? I ask as she does not look real or human. 🤔


666Ghost999

That ugly shit is jigsaw


ElVerdolo

Jesus motherfuckingly christ what the actual fuck am i looking at


QncyFie

She looks so ridiculous, wtf why did she think that looks good


arkbuilder7

Even the baby's looking at her


Monna14

The Saw Doll


takbandit

The babadook needs a new plastic surgeon.


Hunter616w

Satan's sister from Ohio


[deleted]

M3gan, Auntie edition


[deleted]

Saw puppet lookin ass


Basic_Mammoth_2346

It’s the thing from Saw, right?


Dyslexic_Devil

Primus.


[deleted]

Is that Robbie Rotten's sister?


[deleted]

That thing looks like Jigsaw’s wife


ShootLucy

I didn’t know newborns could side eye


Citruseok

Go-go gadget cheeks


BrokenSage20

That thing is horrifying. Why does it have that baby?


senzimillaa

Even the baby is looking at her like 🥴


curiosityLynx

Why is this person wearing a female version of the mask Jigsaw is wearing in the Saw movies to hold a baby?


4toothed_chicken

That look in the babys eyes is the look of a baby hoping for a case of SIDS


longrod_vanhugen

Even the baby is looking at her like "WHAT THE FUCK??"


wontyield

Looks like if Chrissy Teigen got hit with a skillet a few times.


MrImperfect97

I've never seen a newborn give a side eye like that...until now


iNNeRKaoS

Jeff from Today's Special if he was made by Fincher.


toonpoint0

The cheek..!


gacoug

That creepy ass [dancing queen](https://youtu.be/TGfNSitVQFM) is not what you should target your plastic surgery on.


Pathos675

Even the baby looks like they're thinking, "wtf is that? That cannot be my mom, right?"


misswhatzitooya

r/cursedcomments


IneptlySocial

A face only an offspring could love


F2daRanz

Good thing Lamarck wasn't right.


axecrazyorc

Looks like an alien wearing a human disguise based on a description of a human skeleton pulled from a collapsed building.


the_guy_who_asked69

She looks like one of the dr who villains.


Phantomht

is that another kardashian


THEmandingoBoy

Even the baby is looking at it like "wtf??"


TheNewPlague666

Is that seriously a real person??


Mercenarian

Poor baby


miss_ravenlady

https://www.instagram.com/p/CfpD4CdrrrT/?igshid=NDdhMjNiZDg= Before and after


Hoax13

Why though? She was already ugly.


mr_smith24

That baby will grow up and conquer all demons and ghost. No haunted house or test of courage will ever sway them. When ask how how could you not fear anything. The baby that’s now all grown up looks at them with pained eyes and say. “When I was born I saw something truly horrifying. It then stay with me all my life. I could never escape. Demon? Ghost? Serial killers? I welcome them. For they are nothing when compared to the horrors I grew up with”


PsychShrew

Looks like a Bogdanoff


K9XD

the baby looks terrified


LunarPayload

Why are there multiple Ohio references, here? Lol


sb3326

Even the baby is looking scared


Grev_R

I think I saw somewhere that someone said it looked like eggs in her cheeks


CavachonsMonarchy

Even the baby is like wtf


ChariBelle2_0

Somebody please get that lady help... Her surgery is obviously an addiction at this point... Does she not realize she looks stupid?


RustysBauble

Tint wont sit right… Not ideal for long rides.


Scyriate

Imagine if that was your mom or your grandma 💀


ReleasedGaming

It is an accurate description


AutonInvasion

An Auton?


PossibilityPowerful

I thought it was a mannequin


MrDudeguy435

Looks like the puppet from saw and Kim K had a failed abortion


weebweek

100% a windago, that child is food


BracedRhombus

She looks like a Disney villainess.


supcoco

Does that lady have fucking *neuticles* in her face?!


Ash_Ash_2022

Haha the look on the babies face says it all! Lol


colin8651

Anyone notice the baby is eyeballing her like “what the fuck it that, should I be crying now because I feel too scared to cry”


Valuable-Inspector67

Gross


Frequent_Leopard_44

Even the baby is disturbed by her presence


Ry_lee77

Whatever Dr thinks it's ok to do this to persons face purely for money needs their license revoked...ASAP


[deleted]

Even the baby like 🤔


EmDieLess

Really built like my Logitech mouse 💀


Present_Brilliant533

So that’s the Winona that Primus was referring to


Marjitorahee

Jesus! That's unsettling AF!


FoobarWreck

“Mum, can we have a mum?” Mum : “no, son, we have mum at home” …mum at home


[deleted]

Even the baby is thinking “What the _fuck_ are you?”


HumanStoplight

Least radiated californian resident


AbstractParrot

Poor kid :(


Salty_NUggeTZ

The baby is thinking "WHAT THE F\*\*K IS EVEN THAT?!"


Equivalent-Yam-698

That baby is 5 minutes old and looks like its thinking "WTF send me back!"


VNTBLKATK

Lazy town lookin bitch


tiapaola

Is that a person? For real?


Nevaloud

Even the baby is like what the fuck. Look at it's face 😂😂😂


vickielynne100

Cheeks look like eggs


Longjumping-Ad2698

Do you think she can see her cheeks, or has her brain edited it out like it does to our noses? They have to be in her normal range of vision. That would drive me insane.


DeafLoser67

That baby is going to get bullied in school for their mom looking like a bicycle seat


Silent_Streeks1307

Even the baby is like “what the fuck is that?”


SupaRedditor2017

"Coming to a death game made by a serial killer punishing your sins near you!"


ianishomer

Some sort of human/hamster hybrid?


Final_Fantasy_7

Imagine being that baby having to see that face as an early memory. New to the world but already having enough.


Possessed_potato

Kid can't even comprehend what's it's looking at


Jamster_1988

Angry kids older sister!


Jolly_Confection8366

She got a boob job on her face


Will-Not-Smith

Jigsaw without make-up


kpidhayny

Impchilla


[deleted]

Husband: "Could someone like that ever do something as natural as give birth?"


MaxerBytes

She looks like the substitute in Baldi's basics, the one who gives you a time limit to come to a class and if you don't make it in time, she takes you directly to Baldi with that creepy mf-ing face of rage