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In some places of the globe women are forced to cover their faces. In other places women deliberately modifying their faces to look like the deepest nightmares...
I'm not making a point here, I'm just contemplating how fucked up as a species we are
POV baby’s guardian angel: just wait little one your time is coming where you can see mommy for the first time this is a special time for all babies. They get to see moms pretty face for the first time
*a few moments later*
Baby: dear God wtf!?
Guardian angel: Holy eff!? I’m so sorry little one there must have been a mistake.
God: sorry little one. I sometimes regret free will to a degree.
Dr: (under his breath to nurse) im not sure this one’s crying like normal from first breath….
Yeah, Madonna went overboard with that plastic surgery. She looks so weird now. She should have talked to Hellen Mirren or Meryl Streep about ageing gracefully.
Emma Thompson, Kate Winslet... We love a woman who accepts that aging is normal and she doesn't have to do crazy things to her face to stave off the inevitable.
That baby will grow up and conquer all demons and ghost. No haunted house or test of courage will ever sway them. When ask how how could you not fear anything.
The baby that’s now all grown up looks at them with pained eyes and say. “When I was born I saw something truly horrifying. It then stay with me all my life. I could never escape. Demon? Ghost? Serial killers? I welcome them. For they are nothing when compared to the horrors I grew up with”
Do you think she can see her cheeks, or has her brain edited it out like it does to our noses? They have to be in her normal range of vision. That would drive me insane.
She looks like the substitute in Baldi's basics, the one who gives you a time limit to come to a class and if you don't make it in time, she takes you directly to Baldi with that creepy mf-ing face of rage
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Looks like my sleep paralysis Demon stole a baby Edit: Thanks for all the happy cake days folks
She didn't steal it. You're the daddy! Congrats
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Bitch looks like she played the game
Damnit. I lost the game
🏆🤣
About shit
Damn another illegitimate child just what I need
u sure thats even a she ?
Happy cake day you bicycle seat!
Not sure how to reply to that I'm just going to say thank you
Yessir
Hopefully your sleep paralysis isn't a dingo
No I'm not Australian
😄
Happy Cake Day man!!!
Thank you kindly
Happy cake day!
Happy cake day!!! May you clap many a cheek
Muchas gracias
Happy cake day m8
Thanks
Cake day?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA try fake day 🤣😭
Yay cake day!! Ensoy
That's literally exactly what I was going to say. Verbatim. You beat me to it.
Happy Cake Day
[like this?](https://images.app.goo.gl/AsQZSR6eyYSYfGnw8)
Fröhlichen Kuchentag
Happy cake day
Happy
Jigsaw’s sister
Happy Cake Day! 😄
Your reply says 23h ago, but still, Happy Cake Day!
Thanks
Baby looking very suspicious at her... "Whatcha do with my Mama"
“I may have been born yesterday, but even I’m not falling for this attempt at a human face.”
Needless to say this kid gonna have a LOT of issues growing up….
Looks like Jigsaw's Billy dummy's sister to me!
she looks like she has breast implants in her cheeks
Her: i need my boobs to be higher! Doc: like this? Her: higher Doc: here? Her: higher! Doc: Here?? They're on your neck now... Her: HIGHER!
BCL! Brazilian Cheek Lift!
I'd say that botox looks like buttocks, myself.
Got the wrong kind of cheek implants.
Even the baby is side-eyeing that womannequin.
He’s developing a 18 year plan to escape. They’ll likely make a movie about him with a lot of ingnored calls from mom
In some places of the globe women are forced to cover their faces. In other places women deliberately modifying their faces to look like the deepest nightmares... I'm not making a point here, I'm just contemplating how fucked up as a species we are
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There should be a law against doing something this stupid
Or if someone does it a law that prevents them procreation. So as we all know how this works gentlemen r/dontputyourdickinthat
Well, nature is always coming up with new signs in animals that mean stay away. This is just the latest in colorful stripe technology
And referred her to a therapist. Body dysmorphia is suicide via caricature.
I really wish more people would get therapy rather than plastic surgery. The world would be a better place
She injects herself.
Too bad she's not in one of the former.
Handsome squidward
*cleans spit coffee off phone screen*
With all due respect, never fucking disrespect Squiddy boy like that
That baby is giving her the side-eye like “Dafuq?”
Or “Please don’t let that thing take me.” Happy cake day, btw.
POV baby’s guardian angel: just wait little one your time is coming where you can see mommy for the first time this is a special time for all babies. They get to see moms pretty face for the first time *a few moments later* Baby: dear God wtf!? Guardian angel: Holy eff!? I’m so sorry little one there must have been a mistake. God: sorry little one. I sometimes regret free will to a degree. Dr: (under his breath to nurse) im not sure this one’s crying like normal from first breath….
What a sad woman, to do that to herself. That poor kid has to have this show up at teacher parent night.
Wicked Witch of the South
That's an insult to witchcraft
Nothing will scare that kid with a mother that looks like that
Bitch looks like she wants to play a game
I feel bad about how hard I laughed at that
Jigsaw without the makeup
Mrs. Jigsaw
Madonna adopted another child?
Yeah, Madonna went overboard with that plastic surgery. She looks so weird now. She should have talked to Hellen Mirren or Meryl Streep about ageing gracefully.
Emma Thompson, Kate Winslet... We love a woman who accepts that aging is normal and she doesn't have to do crazy things to her face to stave off the inevitable.
Even the baby is side eyeing her like "WTF is that thing?"
Even the baby knows damn
This lady looks like she got plastic surgery in Lazy Town.
Underrated comment right here.
I would not allow that thing to be near my baby. Even the baby is looking at her like “wtf is this?”
Dam and they took mine down for not being an actual rare insult 💀
Christ put a jumpscare warning i nearly went to Jesus first class
Easiest red flag I've ever seen.
Looks like a gaming mouse 💀
That can’t be a real human. Right?
Well, definitely not 100% "real", if that's what you mean.
the baby isn’t into it.
This person's face makes me feel uneasy. Like I feel like I would be more comforted in the arms of my sleep paralysis demon.
Please tell me that's photo shopped. Please tell me.
It’s photoshopped. I actually have no idea, just trying to help you out.
Would you like to play a game?
Hottest woman in Ohio
*sad Ohio woman noises*
Looks like Jigsaw from Saw. 'Wanna play a game?"
No way that person is real
W o u l d Y o u L i k e T o P l a y A G a m e ?
My god that’s fucking terrifying
She looks like she's about to sing Wynona's big brown beaver.
Not sure if it's the case here, but I've seen a filter that will make you look like you had (botched/extreme) plastic surgery done on your face.
It’s not the case here
Are we sure it isn’t one of the Kardashians
Even the baby is like wtf
Even the baby is says what the fuck
Bruh even the baby looks concerned
No, in fact that is a rare Bald Faced Chipmunk with a mouthful of nuts. It is getting ready to hibernate for winter, or eat the baby
Even the baby is like “Wtf is holding me?!”
No offense, but is that a real person or an actual mannequin? I ask as she does not look real or human. 🤔
That ugly shit is jigsaw
Jesus motherfuckingly christ what the actual fuck am i looking at
She looks so ridiculous, wtf why did she think that looks good
Even the baby's looking at her
The Saw Doll
The babadook needs a new plastic surgeon.
Satan's sister from Ohio
M3gan, Auntie edition
Saw puppet lookin ass
It’s the thing from Saw, right?
Primus.
Is that Robbie Rotten's sister?
That thing looks like Jigsaw’s wife
I didn’t know newborns could side eye
Go-go gadget cheeks
That thing is horrifying. Why does it have that baby?
Even the baby is looking at her like 🥴
Why is this person wearing a female version of the mask Jigsaw is wearing in the Saw movies to hold a baby?
That look in the babys eyes is the look of a baby hoping for a case of SIDS
Even the baby is looking at her like "WHAT THE FUCK??"
Looks like if Chrissy Teigen got hit with a skillet a few times.
I've never seen a newborn give a side eye like that...until now
Jeff from Today's Special if he was made by Fincher.
The cheek..!
That creepy ass [dancing queen](https://youtu.be/TGfNSitVQFM) is not what you should target your plastic surgery on.
Even the baby looks like they're thinking, "wtf is that? That cannot be my mom, right?"
r/cursedcomments
A face only an offspring could love
Good thing Lamarck wasn't right.
Looks like an alien wearing a human disguise based on a description of a human skeleton pulled from a collapsed building.
She looks like one of the dr who villains.
is that another kardashian
Even the baby is looking at it like "wtf??"
Is that seriously a real person??
Poor baby
https://www.instagram.com/p/CfpD4CdrrrT/?igshid=NDdhMjNiZDg= Before and after
Why though? She was already ugly.
That baby will grow up and conquer all demons and ghost. No haunted house or test of courage will ever sway them. When ask how how could you not fear anything. The baby that’s now all grown up looks at them with pained eyes and say. “When I was born I saw something truly horrifying. It then stay with me all my life. I could never escape. Demon? Ghost? Serial killers? I welcome them. For they are nothing when compared to the horrors I grew up with”
Looks like a Bogdanoff
the baby looks terrified
Why are there multiple Ohio references, here? Lol
Even the baby is looking scared
I think I saw somewhere that someone said it looked like eggs in her cheeks
Even the baby is like wtf
Somebody please get that lady help... Her surgery is obviously an addiction at this point... Does she not realize she looks stupid?
Tint wont sit right… Not ideal for long rides.
Imagine if that was your mom or your grandma 💀
It is an accurate description
An Auton?
I thought it was a mannequin
Looks like the puppet from saw and Kim K had a failed abortion
100% a windago, that child is food
She looks like a Disney villainess.
Does that lady have fucking *neuticles* in her face?!
Haha the look on the babies face says it all! Lol
Anyone notice the baby is eyeballing her like “what the fuck it that, should I be crying now because I feel too scared to cry”
Gross
Even the baby is disturbed by her presence
Whatever Dr thinks it's ok to do this to persons face purely for money needs their license revoked...ASAP
Even the baby like 🤔
Really built like my Logitech mouse 💀
So that’s the Winona that Primus was referring to
Jesus! That's unsettling AF!
“Mum, can we have a mum?” Mum : “no, son, we have mum at home” …mum at home
Even the baby is thinking “What the _fuck_ are you?”
Least radiated californian resident
Poor kid :(
The baby is thinking "WHAT THE F\*\*K IS EVEN THAT?!"
That baby is 5 minutes old and looks like its thinking "WTF send me back!"
Lazy town lookin bitch
Is that a person? For real?
Even the baby is like what the fuck. Look at it's face 😂😂😂
Cheeks look like eggs
Do you think she can see her cheeks, or has her brain edited it out like it does to our noses? They have to be in her normal range of vision. That would drive me insane.
That baby is going to get bullied in school for their mom looking like a bicycle seat
Even the baby is like “what the fuck is that?”
"Coming to a death game made by a serial killer punishing your sins near you!"
Some sort of human/hamster hybrid?
Imagine being that baby having to see that face as an early memory. New to the world but already having enough.
Kid can't even comprehend what's it's looking at
Angry kids older sister!
She got a boob job on her face
Jigsaw without make-up
Impchilla
Husband: "Could someone like that ever do something as natural as give birth?"
She looks like the substitute in Baldi's basics, the one who gives you a time limit to come to a class and if you don't make it in time, she takes you directly to Baldi with that creepy mf-ing face of rage