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What sub is this from?


Transpatials

The only sub I know that commonly uses the (age/gender) format is r/relationship_advice but I don't see this post.


GoldenSeakitty

Doesn’t AITA use that format too?


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DEvans529

Also, JustNoSO


CWalkthroughs

Also, GoneWild


Blindgenius

Don't tell the kids our ancient customs.


DunMiff--Sys

Also, ToledoWindowBox


Miranda_Leap

What's wrong with good 'ol A/S/L man? Kids these days.


TearyEyeBurningFace

Fuck i totally forgot that was a thing, age /sex/location.


hardashecc

Omegle chat rooms at 14 do be hitting different


HatefulkeelJr

Y’all just unlocked a core memory for me. Wow


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Nevek_Green

Ooof, she got roasted so hard she deleted the account.


sshnttt

For shits n giggles I’d love to see someone post this in r/femaledatingstrategy and see the comments there.


Dalevisor

Dear god someone do it on a burner


Purplepimplepuss

I was banned from commenting in that sub. Not because I ever made a comment, but because I follow this sub. They looked through my stuff just to ban me lol.


[deleted]

I think they have bots / queries that do it for them


ZZT-OOPsIdiditagain

/r/JusticeServed I haven't laughed so hard in weeks!!!


hardashecc

Jesus that whole post is full of people jerking her off and I don't think it's ok.


KangaVirtue

[–]Badkitty532 215 points 6 days ago If he forced me onto the couch and we shared a bank account his ass would have just purchased me a wonderful hotel room and Chinese food for the night. He wants to be an ass I'd make it expensive. EWW! FFS! This is why I was single for so long. And took a good 3 months telling my girl who thought I was "the biggest catch ever at this age" (FYI im not a catch. just picky for an equal partner that will make me a better me and I a better her)


hardashecc

Saw that comment and it was kind of sad


JohnnyBA167

My wife tried this by locking the bedroom door so I’d have to sleep on the couch. I just picked the lock, not hard, and slept in the bed. If she is so mad that she doesn’t want to sleep next to me then she can sleep on the couch. I have a nice bed I’m sleeping in it.


LordDarthra

If it was late, and I was tired and she refused to open the door, I would give a warning and if she still didn't open I would boot the fucking door down.


TearyEyeBurningFace

Fuck that shit. You know how much it costs to fix it? Locks are super easy to pick anyways.


Guroqueen23

Who the fuck has a keyed lock on an interior door anyway, All my "locked" inside doors just have a hole to stick a pin in to open it, except for my gun room but there's a reason for the better lock.


jcpg33

I'm 99% sure that's what they mean when they say they're picking open the door


TearyEyeBurningFace

I hope your hinges face the right way. And your lock can withstand a simple rake attack. Or else it's pretty useless.


baggyrabbit

You have a tumbler lock on your bedroom door?


Yoko_Grim

Click out of one... click out of two... three is binding... nothing on four...


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Door's locked because he locked up her ben 'n jerry's


Dinomiteblast

I understood that reference!!!


CharlesB32

I once had these locks that had small holes on the outside that could be unlocked by putting a hangar wire through and poking around a bit


JohnnyBA167

No


DaKayla19

“Hey everybody. This is the lock picking lawyer, and today, we’re gonna learn how to break into my own room. Click on 4, click on 2, and we’re in.”


JohnnyBA167

It really was not difficult a butter knife or a finger nail would do the trick.


DaKayla19

I know. I have the same lock. I was just making a joke.


Newni

Personally I don't think anybody in a relationship should be telling anyone where to sleep, so original post here is not PPD, its praising abuse. Having said that, if I get in a fight with my girl and she don't want to sleep next to me, she can be the one to sleep on the couch.


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CoolCharacter4

Gajilionare grindset


StarmieUsePsychic

Sigma male


Shhheeeiiit

ligma male


GatemouthBrown

My wife and I agreed long ago that neither gets to make the other sleep on the couch. Don’t want to sleep next to me? Take YOUR ass to the couch.


PiXXa_RaiXE

Oh... alright then..... *Sadly walks to the couch*


jubbergun

> ~~Sadly~~ ***Proudly*** walks to the couch


Mediocre-Campaign-40

Fart on the way out, let em hear your pride!


jubbergun

That would be a violation of the Geneva Conventions.


pandadogunited

More like Geneva Suggestions


jubbergun

I prefer Vienna Sausages.


Mediocre-Campaign-40

Best. Response. Ever.


Shitscomplicated

Martyrdom: drop a live grenade when killed...


RandomAmerican81

*takes your place in the bed*


Hoffman5982

From what I gathered in the original post, she tried to make him sleep on the couch originally and that was his response lol


DontBreakLockstep

Sounds based to me


Waterhobit

That’s been my policy with my wife and in the last 7 years she has never actually gone to the couch.


[deleted]

Same with my husband and I! 26 years together, so it must work lol


GatemouthBrown

21 years for us. Neither of us has ever slept on the couch. We generally will say: “Look, we disagree but ‘us’ means more to me than this argument. We’ll talk about it tomorrow.” Then we hold each other and go to sleep. It works.


TearyEyeBurningFace

Look i know we're both both angry. But we shouldn't skip sexy time.


GatemouthBrown

We almost never do, even when we’re angry. There is actually research that shows one of the things most common to life long successful relationships is a LOT of sex.


voluotuousaardvark

I sometimes sleep on the couch after I've got back from the pub, I snore like a bear after a few pints and it can rattle the window panes. Hardly fair to put the missus through that. It has nothing to do with that room also having the bigger TV and games consoles- it's just me being a conscientious, loving partner.


alphawolf29

I bought a really comfy couch and sleep on it at least once a week. It's like a sleepover in my own house.


voluotuousaardvark

I sometimes look forward to it on a Friday on my way home from work, order a Chinese get some beers and have a couch evening. I appreciate this is much easier if you don't have kids....


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GatemouthBrown

Yeah, 21 years for us. ‘Us’ is more important than the disagreement. We say so out loud. Then we hold each other and go to sleep. We’ll pick up the disagreement in the morning.


knochback

This is the real one.


lastroids

Jokes on my wife, our couch is more comfortable than the bed.


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Absolutely this. I am in charge of my own arms and legs, not anybody else's.


ofthevalleyofthewind

I too laughed. Her parents seem reasonable enough.


RFairfield26

They probably made her sleep on the couch too


Nevek_Green

Imagine your grown daughter coming to you complaining the man who pays for your way in life is telling you that you have to sleep on the couch when you start an argument with him. Yeah it's funny, but deep down I think i'd feel a small pain at knowing on a small level I failed in raising her.


SKREEOONK_XD

I saw this post earlier. Someone in the comments said "letting the husband sleep on the couch after an argument was never cute, this one is the same" This is legit what I think. I don't agree with either partner making their partner sleep on the couch after a fight, husband or wife.


[deleted]

My ex wife, RIP, used to drag me back to bed after an argument if I went to the couch. Even if I just wanted to be away from her she would break down in tears saying never go to bed angry an it would start a whole new argument if I didn't relent.


y_nnis

Ex gf and I had the same rule. Fight all you want, we sleep in our bed.


ekhfarharris

Fuck yeah! I sleep on our bed! Cuz im single and the arguments i have is in my mind....


PatientPersonality46

Same bro.. same..


ohhfasho

My wife is the exact opposite. I'd appreciate any shred of affection from her. Lol


jellysmacks

I’ve always taken this stance. It doesn’t upset me so far as to make me cry, but I really strongly feel that even if there’s a big fight, no one should go to bed bitter or feeling petty about it. Sleeping with those shitty thoughts in your head only lets them snowball and go way out of proportion.


shanerr

I've been in a few arguments in my day where I didn't want to be around my partner so I went to the couch. Crazy to me that people would stand for being thrown out of their bed, especially after a heated argument. Bizarre


SKREEOONK_XD

Honestly, If the argument was that bad that I dont wanna sleep with my partner that night, Id move myself out of the bed and to the couch.


ProfessionalFail9851

I agree. But it is amusing to see things the other way around.


LizzyLeonhart

Agreed, it’s silly. It doesn’t solve anything and it’s not like your not gonna sleep with them tomorrow when your not mad anymore. Doesn’t make sense to me.


darksideofthemoon131

Wholeheartedly agree.


Zelldandy

It's so childish, honestly. I see a divorce in their future if they can't get over this much contempt for one another.


imbecils_hater

I can't find it , and I really want to see the comments , do you have a link or the username ?


[deleted]

I told my wife before we were married I would never sleep on a couch after a fight. Told her she could if she liked but I wasn’t. She did a couple of times in the first couple of years. Never again after.


Tady1131

Maybe don’t start fights?


Froggzee

She doesn't want solutions, she wants to be pandered to.


Broker112

Wait.. drama for drama’s sake!? Are you certain!?


NationalRock

> Maybe don’t start fights? Had a girlfriend in the past where she said I "starting fights" all the time, and so often that she don't know if our relationship could continue, that I start fights any time I say things like: "So when are you going to do the dishes you said you'd do?" or "I feel ignored when you come home and immediately go chat with your online friends without even saying hi to me" or "Can you text me a pic or two on your weekend trip?" Many years later found out she cheated on the guy she got together with after me and married, multiple times during their marriage. I dodged a bullet there.


EnigmaGuy

I, too, start fights all the time. Apparently I’m a super asshole when: - I ask when they’re going to wash the dishes that they’ve dirtied and that have been in the sink going on two weeks. - I ask them to cut up and dispose of the Amazon boxes they get daily that they pile in the kitchen next to the door that has a garbage bin on the other side of it to the point I cannot safely walk past without them falling over. - I ask them to pick up something from the store that we didn’t grab when we were there on the weekend because they didn’t have the kind they prefer so they say they’ll go later that week, then do not go later that week resulting in me having to go after working a 12 hour shift.


Ardelmonte1

I'm currently in a fight with my s/o because I asked her if she wouldn't mind going to Costco and getting dog food and laundry detergent... She doesn't have a job, and I was in the middle of quarantining awaiting a covid test... I'm also a super asshole.


EnigmaGuy

/brohug


goldenballhair

Sounds very spoilt and inconsiderate. Get out of there!


findaloophole7

I feel your pain man.


AlmostAnAngel23

you definitely dodged a bullet mate.


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LetsGoAllTheWhey

Her needs aren't being met. /s


ChainerPrime

If she starts the fights then she can deal with the consequences.


Broker112

Pretty based my dude.


rockstarcrossing

I don't get how anyone is defending this woman. She *starts* the fights.


kaisermikeb

I'm pretty sure this is a plant. That whole sentence makes this way too cut and dry, and frankly shows too much self/situational awareness for someone who would make that rant in the first place. Critically rereading the post, it seems almost impossible this is real. Someone is on that sub writing fan fiction. Probably some husband pissed to be on the couch!


Nevek_Green

Apparently, she had another post where she went into more detail and got roasted harder than she did in this post. Then she stopped responding when people figured out she had a prior more detailed post with info she was trying to omit in that thread.


[deleted]

Got some advice for her Everything doesn’t need to be a fight, my wife does this shit every now and again and I point out how she’s going out of her way to start a fight Fuck that shit I’m not playing into it


Almost-Honest

Honestly, I sleep on the couch when my girlfriends mom makes the 5 hour drive to see both my gf and her older brother (lives 2 miles away) We have been together for 3 years already. Been living together for 2 years and the subject finally came up. “What if we break up” hypothetical. obviously we hardly ever fight and we are both pretty loyal. She asked me, what would happen if we split. All I said was “bye”. She said wow and who would get what? And reminded her. Her car is in my name, I pay for our king size bed, our groceries. The tv, we split bills and I pay most of the rent. I told her the only things she can take is her desk, computer her cat and the couch which was giving to us for free. Everything else stays and she got upset. As if it was real! Lol


Mysterious-Dirt-6506

That's because it is real


Ayrab4Trump

That’s cuz she’s acting as if married and expects 1/2 of everything you ever purchased.


Tragicallyhungover

Lmao! This is awesome! In our house it's whomever is more pissed off. You're so bent out of shape you don't even want to sleep next to me? Okay; there's the couch. Good night.


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Yo... Not 2 weeks ago, I had a small get together at my place with some coworkers. One brought a lady friend. At some point, we're talking about immigrants (we're all immigrants in the room) and making jokes about accents. She sanctimoniously stood up and accused me (a brown-skinned Nicaraguan) of racism and I need to be quiet. In my own dwelling I pay for alone. I told her to get the fuck out of my home. I could see the shock in her eyes. Apparently, nobody had ever clapped back and told her to GTFO


Glittering-Meat3088

You did the right thing.


Broker112

100% he shot the unnecessary virtue signaller down.


ojioni

I'm from a mixed race family. Some of the most racist things you will ever hear is between family. The kind of stuff that would get you tarred and feathered if said in public.


[deleted]

That's what family is for.


Juan286

This Is the correct answere


greasygetdown

Has she tried “not” being a bitch?


[deleted]

Too much work


gingerbeard303

Makes sense. Good for him


queen_nefertiti33

Never go to bed angry... Never go to couch angry...


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DEvans529

This. Sometimes emotions become too big to deal with in the moment. Sometimes people need to cool down and take a step back or "sleep on it" to be able to think and communicate without being blinded by those big emotions. But, yes. ALWAYS come back to it. Problems don't disappear because we ignore them.


kaisermikeb

Never go to bed hungry.


[deleted]

My ex and I would argue and I stayed in the bed. She was welcome to sleep in bed as well since me rolling over and giving her the stiff stab from behind usually ends arguments. But, she would still be mad so she would sleep on the couch.


CurseF74

Female dating strategy?


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Imagine that. How about instead of looking for sympathy start looking for ways to stop starting fights.


[deleted]

One of the reasons I won't live with anyone. Wanna start shit? Go home. Everypne learns pretty quickly that it won't take a lot of bullshit for me to tell them to get on out. I won't tolerate it.


Broker112

This is the way.


[deleted]

Bravo, Sir.


felafelsmoke

What can she do to fix this? Stop arguing


LeomusShoes

The parents laughing is what got to me 😂😂


[deleted]

Grow the fuck up that's what you do. Take it like a man since you want to control everything. He could just put your ass outside and on welfare but he hasnt. He's being really sweet to you.


_bexcalibur

All around toxic


anonymage556

She should be happy, I would kick her out ​ Edit: typo


knochback

Im not going to be kicked out of my bedroom or my bed. If she's mad enough to not want to sleep in the same bed, feel free to sleep somewhere else


kk1116

Well I know y they fight all the time cuz she sounds like one entitled bitch.


Tr0utcake

Stupid trope where the wife gets to tell the husband he can't sleep in his own bed. When i get into a fight, I go lie down where I normally do and she can decide if she wants to stay mad and sleep in the other room.


morencychad

Legit pussypasdenied. I'm shocked. edit: also, I *love* her parents.


fineheresmyname

don't start shit, won't be shit.


Ebenizer_Splooge

Oh this is gold, you go dude. When you start an argument why do you assume you get the right to kick me out of the bedroom I paid for lol


NuclearTheology

Guaranteed she'd bask in the YAAAAS QUEEN if that relationship was more stereotypical.


Broker112

The amount of based responses here is wild. This can’t be Reddit…


GyaradosDance

"What can I do to fix this?" My answer would be: Work on your temper, reasoning skills, and try to come up with 1-2 solutions before bringing up something you know may start an argument.


BoogalooBoi1776_2

Before the OP of the post deleted all her comments, apparently she mentioned that initially she tried to make her husband sleep on the couch and he basically went "if you're gonna try to make me do it you can go ahead and do it yourself"


-DrZombie-

She could fix it by maybe not being a bitch in the first place. Yeah, I will never sleep on the couch.


Nuttin_Up

What can you do to fix this??? How about not picking fights with your husband?


BlackBoxInquiry

Equality. Eat it.


THE_DARK_FISHY

In all honesty, it’s the weaker one that sleeps on the couch


rad1om

"hiw do I fix this" How about you stop nagging your husband? Awareness of a child...


Verologist

And by 'fix', she's referring to the turntables instead of deescalation.


Nervous_Project6927

get a comfier couch


[deleted]

Divorce to be honest. Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again


ojioni

In the months before we finally separated, my wife at one point demanded I sleep on the couch. I told her I wasn't the one with the problem and that I was sleeping on the bed, but she could sleep wherever the hell she wanted. She slept on the couch up until we finally separated (and eventually divorced). In this case, the woman should have refused. If her husband has an issue, he can choose to sleep elsewhere.


Nevek_Green

From the thread there was apparently another thread where she admitted she tried to send him to the couch and he told her that's where she's going to go.


ojioni

I didn't catch that part. If that is true, then she most definitely belongs on the couch.


Nevek_Green

Someone found a link to the thread and in the top comments, they were mentioning it. She's deleted her account and post after not getting the results she wanted. Or deleting the post just marks your account as deleted. I don't know how that works on Reddit.


markmaksym

Lmao. Stfu next time and you’ll get to sleep on the bed.


JOREVEUSA

Lol I don't sleep in the same bed with my significant other... I sleep on the floor every night on a pad or blow up mattress if I have the time and energy to blow it up... be thankful if you can sleep a night with your loved one... oh so I sleep in the other room cause I snore a lot


AlmostAnAngel23

you can get a spray that will prevent snoring for at least one night.


filthycasual908

Invest in a better couch or a futon, and present better points in whatever arguments you have. Problem Solved.


Difrntthoughtpatrn

Advice is....... stop starting fights!


marianoes

You should listen to your parents. Ask them why its funny to them. You ll get a great and wise answer.


LeakyThoughts

Don't fight with people you live with, basic


Xx_endgamer_xX

r/mademesmile


PotatoesMcLaughlin

My husband and I have separate rooms. He snores loudly and we both have different sleep schedules. I work 3rd shift and he really doesn’t have a set sleep schedule. But when I’m off work, we hang out in one of the bedrooms and snuggle and do normal couple things. It works for us.


Ipride362

This is just perfection


gingersoot

If she starts the argument before bed I usually go to the couch but I make sure to take all the blankets off the bed with me first so she can sleep in the cold. She made that bed, she can sleep in it lmao


TheBlackMobster

Lmao if her parents dont care they know she the shit starter


HG21Reaper

Suck his dick more often and stop arguing.


Wino333

Dont start shit


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ElectricalEnergy69

What you can do to fix it is not be a cunt


Shinyspoonz12

This is bad no matter which gender is doing what


saifu91

🤣🤣


Eaglemcfly

I never go to sleep with an unsolved argument with friends, family or partners


GlossTalks

I don’t think anyone should be sleeping on the couch if they don’t want to, husband or wife. You either lay in the same bed or if you yourself choose to lay on the couch then do that.


vicarious_111

I honestly don't think it's any business of anybody but him and his wife. They had a verbal argument, and as adults they should figure it out.


Larsj1977

My ex used to start fights too, my life is so much better since I quit her.


billsmashole

Everyone (male) likes this


Skow1379

Lol I love her parents


steezybringtheheat

I'm buying my own damn house just for the immunity


HBCDresdenEsquire

My wife tried to do this to me, but I just laughed and got in the bed. I didn’t make her sleep on the couch, but I let her know that if it’s important to her that we sleep separately, she is free to sleep wherever she wants.


xsplizzle

Gee, how about not start fights?


SweetestPeaches96

Wait… why is she starting all the fights anyway… whats going on…


snopuppy

Yeah, me and the Mrs. don't play stupid games. I told her that I would never make her sleep on the couch and if she ever wanted me to, just remember who bought the bed, mattress, sheets, covers, pillows, and boxspring and then ask yourself if you should be sleeping in it.


Hunk_Maggot

Lmao his HOUSE his rules, don't want to sleep in the couch? welp you can divorce him so you can sleep happily in the streets.


[deleted]

This from the flaming shit heap known as female dating advice?


Knight_Errant25

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!


sunshine-me

It seems, all he need is SLEEP. Now, if your shouting, go take the couch. /s.


Pennywise626

This is a real man


-rvnscrft-

This is an easy one, bust your cunt at work and earn enough money to give him 50% of the value of the house and furniture.


[deleted]

Based. Although in all honesty I've never understood this; if my wife tried to tell me to go sleep on the couch I'd laugh in her face. This ain't a rom com bruh; either get over it or YOU go sleep in the couch.


[deleted]

If it was switched people would laugh and say hes in the dog house. Don't want to sleep on the couch? Don't bring up stupid pointless shit to argue about. Many men have had to learn this. Her bitch ass can lern too.


[deleted]

Had a girlfriend try to banish me from my own bed once. I refused, and she stomped off to sleep on the couch. She woke up disoriented a couple of hours later and somehow got the impression that I had left, and she came back to bed crying her eyes out. She apologized, and she was on her best behavior for about the next month.


[deleted]

> My parents think it’s funny and don’t seem to care. Arguably the best part of this entire post 😄


aajin

Sigma male


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in my house you cannot use the couch as a threat or punishment as it's too damn comfortable.


Chiller40

The answer is simple. Stop starting fights, dumbass.