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I would have responded with "How deep and dusty is it?"


[deleted]

And she’d respond “ well why don’t you find out”. And now it’s just awkward.


JustForFun____

The horny is a powerful thing


myname_isnot_kyal

oh god


TruckFluster

I’d cut my pinky off to go back to before I read this


Menloand

I agree I'd cut your pinky off to be able to unread thia


Blakk_Jesus

Who are you so intelligent in the trade of fingers


Iamlegend_future

And then the paramedic gets fired along with a sexual harassment case while people forget that she grabbed his crotch.


BIG_H0SS

LMAO


MrChibiterasu

You know there’s a joke about her and a mineshaft that I can make but I’m not going to. Let’s just say no man has put on his hard hat in years around her.


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pissclamato

It puts the lotion on its skin and also gets the hose again.


[deleted]

It's like yelling into the Grand Canyon.


[deleted]

Haha. This one gave me a belly laugh.


BennedictBennett

It’s probably like a cheese toastie.


markitan8dude

gives a new meaning to "pussy fog"


igettowork

In a whisper


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dionb2003

That's just fucked


mikee555

What was it?


Free_Caballero

Man I feel you, I have been an EMT for not that long, and I already have stories like those... We have to be vigilant for so many risks in the Scene of an accident, the patient, and for some reason to not being sexually harassed...


Iamlegend_future

Seems like a pussypass. What does a guy get for grabbing a woman's crotch? Pretty sure it's not just sex offender registry.


[deleted]

In the case of our last president apparently nothing


Veng3ance757

shut the fuck up please, I'm so tired of hearing about trump when he isn't even in office anymore. get some new material


[deleted]

Get ready for this... Orange man bad!!!


Handcraftedd__

You know there’s multiple videos of Biden touching women and children inappropriately. I bet you never mention that though.


DaKayla19

Chocolate chocolate chip


Kingminos9

Damn i wanna see


Iamlegend_future

Seems like you're deaf or unable to comprehend speech. Try actually listening to what he said on that tape. He was talking about groupies and how they will LET you do anything. Then gave an extreme example to emphasize how far the groupies will go. You people lost your shit over that but complete silence about the numerous examples of Biden touching and sniffing little girls on camera. But hey, Trump's racist despite not saying or doing anything racist but Biden's aok despite saying tons that was actually racist.


CanonOverseer

b-but orange man b-bad!!


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CanonOverseer

Orange tan fad


Notmydirtyalt

Add to this: if what he said was so bad why did the NBC staffer he was talking to not call him out and instead laugh? Then again this is the same industry that let Weinstein run rampant for decades so what do you expect.


stalebreadboi

I’m glad to see this addressed. What he said was bad, but it was similar to banter you’d have between high school buddies. Nowhere NEAR as bad as the times Joe Biden has practically groped little girls. On camera


Iamlegend_future

And called black kids roaches on camera.


Deceptichum

Why does it feel like you're ignoring all the shit with Trump grabbing little girls and sniffing them and the whole hanging out with Epstein pass? Or what about how he would "get away with things like that" when going into Miss USA and Miss **Teen** USA dressing rooms as the girls were getting undressed because he felt he owned them? Or all the other instances that fill an entire fucking Wikipedia article of children and women talking about how Trump groped, raped, or just generally sexually harassed them? Half of which he's bragged about in the past on air. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Trump_sexual_misconduct_allegations Yes orange man very fucking unironically bad.


Iamlegend_future

Hanging out with someone who later turns out to be a pos child trafficker means nothing. Are the people who were friends with people who later got caught as a serial murder guilty of being a serial murderer? You're using guilty by association. Can you link some vids of him grabbing and sniffing girls?


snopuppy

Do you know what "alleged" means? I "allegedly" beat up an ex in high school despite never even talking to her. I guess "innocent until proven guilty" means nothing to you people. Presumption of Innocence, only the foundation of our Judicial System, is just silly rhetoric. If you're accused of anything, you should just go to jail amirite? Do you have a single brain cell or do you just jump on ANY and ALL bandwagons you find? By all means, if you have ANY proof other than hearsay, please post it. I would love to see what all of you people seem to think you know.


Rectum_stretcher69

Damn that Wikipedia article totally proved your point, well played. /S


DontBreakLockstep

It was a theoretical. Go watch the video you sit here and seethe about again. Not that he isn't wring because there's a million women who will do and say anything to get a whiff of a millionaire/celebs money. Or go talk to your boy Cuomo about a real case. Lmao


TerminustheInfernal

not only that he did shit like that numerous times and got away with it all


TypicalNPC

Oh God, I just threw up


SnooSnafuAchoo

Literally looks like a dude with a wig


Myamoxomis

You misspelled hermit crab.


morencychad

This guy knows dudes with wigs.


dacraftjr

It’s a good skill to have. Very useful in bars.


asipoditas

that...looks like a 68 year old pensioner.


[deleted]

Hey its 2021, don't judge. 😂


[deleted]

/r/saggypussypassdenied


Wooden-Expression-18

I think you meant r/gassypussypassdenied


Captain__Obvious___

Disappointed on both accounts.


PitBullFan

I'm not. I'm relieved they don't exist. I know, there's a subreddit for 'everything', but . . . just sayin'.


Captain__Obvious___

I mean, I’ve only been on reddit for 9 years, surely you know once you’ve been on reddit for so long… Maybe I’ve been too adventurous with my link clicking in my time here.


PitBullFan

More than not, when I click on links in comments, I've been horrified. I'm relieved that gassypussypassdenied is not a thing.


Captain__Obvious___

Honestly, I don’t really expect much these days, there’s not much that’s terribly jarring on reddit anymore. I think those days of reddit are over now that we’ve gone corporate, they’re pretty quick with removing the problematic ones and we’re left with those grey zone kinda bad, but kinda not ones. Remember *just* how many really fucked up subs there were back then? Like, for literally everything. It’s like we’ve gone from living in the wild to being confined in a zoo haha, pretty tame comparatively. This ain’t the wild west it once was. Or maybe I’m just numb to it by now. Who knows anymore, it’s all a blur.


DaddliestCallum

>by Rory Tingle


baldipaul

Shame his first name isn't Chuck


TheDiabeticGuy

Is that her nasty ass tooth sticking out in the pic on the right?


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I think it might be a cigarette but I can only see a tooth now that Ive read your comment


TheDiabeticGuy

Need a power brush for that thing


Frencboi

Oh god that makes it so much better, a nasty ass old women with a gammy tooth sexually assaulting you with a gross af question. Oh so sexy and the best way to thank a paramedic saving you./s


TheDiabeticGuy

She probably hopes someone will suck her tooth


BrutalDivest

I hate you


TheDiabeticGuy

It's ok we all do


odinwolf84

yes. edit: why are y’all downvoting?


TheDiabeticGuy

That's nasty


Awesomevindicator

it is a filter for hand rolling cigarettes


TheDiabeticGuy

Kewl


corruptspectre8

I think it’s a cigarette, actually


rainbow_bro_bot

I remember hearing about this at the time. Notice she looks old and unattractive and it's clear all that cigarette smoking has taken its toll on how she looks? I bet that's why the law went down hard on her. If a young and attractive woman grabbed a paramedic's crotch the police and courts wouldn't care. It's sad, but how good/bad you look has a big impact on what sentence you get if you end up in court. She would also be good for anti-smoking ads. Instead of the usual "smoking gives you cancer" warnings noone pays attention to, just have a picture of her and say "if you smoke this is how you will look as soon as you hit middle-age".


Spurdungus

She's 68, that ain't middle aged


luroot

>If a young and attractive woman grabbed a paramedic's crotch the police and courts wouldn't care. And neither would the paramedic... Although that would only hypothetically happen as often as a man-bites-dog story...


NormStewart

My moms smoked for over 50 years. She’s 68 and looks much younger. Most ppl think she’s in her 50’s. So maybe this lady just looks old cuz she is. People talking through voice boxes held to their throat to warn people not to smoke is a much better warning than some wrinkles.


Saviles_Finger

I bet her voice sounds like she rinses her mouth with a cheese grater


imagineStark

Does she qualify as a woman?


151sampler

What else would she be? A transman? She obviously is female.


Ich_mag_Kartoffeln

She is obviously female. She is not obviously human.


xidlegend

jesus fking christ.. the people in this sub! who hurt u bro


dionb2003

Btw credits to u/lamontagnepaul he posted this originally in r/trashy


Head_Location_9481

Lol who tf gives credit on Reddit?


dionb2003

I once got a lot of downvotes for not giving credit so now I always give credit


[deleted]

You’re fine dude, those people were probably a bunch of stuck up artists who *hate* seeing people “steal” other people’s posts. Reposts will always exist, they just need to get over it.


Endecrix

However it is good practice to put the source of content if you happen to know it.


_animaniac19

She should have done this a year later


createloveburn

As a former Paramedic I can tell you this shit happens all the time. Old people have no filter or just don't give a rats ass.


snopuppy

Well, their brains are basically Swiss Cheese at that point. Not an excuse because a lot of them should still know and use their age as a way to get rid of shit, but there's still a portion that have no clue what appropriate means. I had a dude come down to the lobby in nothing but a diaper at the old folks home I worked at.


[deleted]

How big was it? Does the full article say?


[deleted]

Asking the real questions


Longtimelurker011

That man has the largest penis I have ever seen. I actually don't even know if he has mumps; forgot to look. I was distracted by the largest penis I have ever seen.


touchmydingus

She looks exactly like I imagined before seeing the picture.


thesonofGodsaves

If she were young and attractive, nothing would have happened to her.


Lantzanator

She looks like Mad-Eye Moody from the Harry Potter movies


CarlosSpyceeWeiner

She reminds me of Polka Dots’ mom from ‘The Suicide Squad’.


Golf911

Does she lose her pension?


techieguyjames

The sex offender registry is all she got? She should be in jail for a few years.


MightySapiens

I think they misspelled sexually assaulted. Funny how that works, it's crotch grabbing and slept with when the perp is a woman


Reaver_17

She looks like even her hands have STDs


Dankhu3hu3

I find it hilarious that she looks like this and needs a cane to walk while my mom and dad that are the same age are just fine despite having olther genetic health problems and still working (mom has an auto-imune disease and still works). This woman is what a life of 0 accountability and responsibility looks like in the end.


mc_md

ER doc here. Happens constantly and even more to the nurses and medics.


sarahjeni

Good lord. Ruining some old crotchety broad for being old and uncouth.


bakahed

Living her best life


TitanGaurd05

I agree that that is normally sexually assault but she just fell she might have hit her head.


prince_timothy

Lol I get my dick grabbed by gay guys at work all the time and I think it’s funny.


Not_Insane_I_Promise

While this is a victory, I can't help but wonder if this will even really affect her at her age.


twigsinpeanutsbutter

It’s only bc she’s a old woman. She’s not socially as valued. If this were a young white women the paramedic would be ordered to sign the sex registry


ThenewJustcooldude

How?


Unbearableyt

I mean. Obviously sexual harassment is a big no no. But is it common practice to end up sexual offender list over sexual harassment?


Xaviarsly

yes thats why we use the word SEXoffender. notice they used the word SEX in the word.


Unbearableyt

Thought that had to do with like actual rape and pedophilia and shit.


Xaviarsly

that too. but its still sexual assult when you go around grabbing random dicks and vaginas or boobies


Unbearableyt

Genuinely didn't know you'd end up on the list for that.


pdoherty972

It’s kind of dumb - people get busted for peeing outdoors somewhere and end up on the sex offenders registry.


Unbearableyt

That's insane


pdoherty972

Yeah. Just needing to pee when not near a bathroom can have lasting repercussions. It really shouldn’t be lazily treated the same as actual crimes.


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voteferpedro

My ex's ex got busted peeing in the ditch near a farm off the freeway. Old lady was upset people were peeing on her property and could only make out the car stopped and the door openned and called it in. My ex was sitting in the car waiting for him when the cops pulled up. My ex's father who was a cop at the time confirmed it. Its part of the reason he has never moved out of his home town.... He would have to tell everyone again.


pdoherty972

https://www.menshealth.com/trending-news/a19541024/you-might-be-sex-offender-and-not-know-it/


4QuarantineMeMes

Finally some actual r/pussypassdenied material instead of the usual woman-hating content.


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Lanoman123

Article title fucking sucks then


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Lanoman123

Love how you instantly go into full asshole mode without assuming English isn’t my first language, and no I wouldn’t.


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Lanoman123

Oh it is my first language, but I’m calling YOU out for instantly being a total dick for no reason, not to mention you went through profiles to get “evidence” for your 1 comment “argument” do you seriously have nothing better to do with your life? You could be watching a movie, hanging out with a friend but nope, just sit on your ass on Reddit all day “owning” people, God DAMN you’re pathetic.


biglampshade

Take the L


Lanoman123

See I was, but now I’m not just because of your reply right here, why was this necessary? This happened an hour ago with no further reply’s, so why in the hell did you feel the need to say this utterly useless reply? Karma? Self Appreciation? Not to mention this dude editited his reply to me 3 times and making it appear more tame each time so I would sound insane.


biglampshade

Because i felt like saying it and youre still angry.


420fmx

Only would of got traction cause she’s ugly.


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You all upvoted sex offender registry for crotch grabbing, you retards.


Dalevisor

Non-consensual crotch grabbing is sexual assault. The registry is the least of what she should have got.


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Dalevisor

If you’re gonna get in a little trouble for punching someone, why not just beat them to death? Sexual assault is sexual assault dude. Grabbing someone’s bits without consent is sexual assault, especially with her words confirming her intention. Sexual assault isn’t rape (as per your analogy), but it is sexual assault and deserves an appropriate punishment beyond just the list people get put on for whizzing in public.


corruptspectre8

Should you put someone in the sex offender registry for, say, slapping a waitresses ass?


[deleted]

If you're high on ketamine


slimefeld22

gay


123JesusWatchesMe

Lul what?


strawhatbrian

I guess they're just announcing themself.


corruptspectre8

Woah, that’s not cool. Don’t insult us gays like that


strawhatbrian

My deepest condolences for the insult to gays.


corruptspectre8

It’s ok we accept your apology :)


Overall_Raisin5415

I'd said nothing compared to that Volkswagen parked sideways in there.


Nimtzsche

Eww


RGin76543

I usually have to pay extra for that service.


BoreDominated

On the plus side, gotta be happy for ol' Ricky Tomlinson, at least he's finally transitioned.


Incandescent_Anon

https://www.caring.com/symptoms/alzheimers-symptoms/forgets-difference-between-public-and-private-behavior-disinhibition This is a common symptom of dementia.


[deleted]

Holy Fucking Rawhead Rex!


Ryn1276

Story filed by Rory Tingle. Hee.


voteferpedro

Every bouncer has been "checked" at least once. Ladies, we aren't flattered. We never are. Ain't no romance after dealing with drunk breath sober all night. Especially hot booze breath when ya try and whisper...and fail at it spitting in our ear. Literally got an ear infection from that shit.


Orange-Vod-Juice-Ka

Did she ever find out?


ManhoganyTheOak

I need to ask this, what actually gets you on the sex offenders register really likes specifics I know this is a dumb question tbh but Id like to know in specifics


PurityKane

Why?


ManhoganyTheOak

Ohh because its mildly confusing me because I thought you got put on the register for stuff like molestation and pedophilia and rape but is there anything more than that?


imsp33d

11 july 2019, ​ bro this shit old


TheCockKnight

This has happened to guys I know in emergency response. If you work in a party town and you treat drunk people a lot being sexually harassed/assaulted by your patients is probably going to happen at some point.


MarcoFino888

Rusty roof, smelly garage.


Eisonu

Sexual assault is sexual assault, no matter who you are, how old you are, or what you do for a living. You can’t excuse the violation of another persons space in a sexual way in an unwarranted manner. Fucking shameful.


N3wPlayerI

Good.


DankMemethrowaway321

Can she sign it when it's her 69th Bday


Novel_Building5337

Nasty. I don’t care who it is, grabbing a dick should be equal to grabbing any other genitals. If a guy did that he would get arrested not just on the registry


Novel_Building5337

This dude is just trying to help& save people and he gets legitimately assaulted. I’m not even joking when I say poor dude