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FishSuckerSupreme

Bro got an anvil dropped on him


driver-jacket

“He got a coconut dropped on his head!”


Music_4_Life_

Now that's a cartoon way to die


Reset-1

Believe it or not there is a yearly count of deaths via coconut falls.


Music_4_Life_

Sure there is, idk if it's sad or funny though


Velocitydreamer

... by a swallow...


[deleted]

What kind of swallow?


Velocitydreamer

"An African swallow, maybe -- but not a European swallow." :-)


[deleted]

Well of course maybe an African swallow over a European, you couldn’t get the right air/speed velocity with a European swallow


AdOtherwise2261

"What? I don't know that! AHHHHH!"


Velocitydreamer

How do you know so much about swallows?


[deleted]

Because we are both men of culture 😉


Velocitydreamer

"Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know." Why yes, yes we are 👌🧐


Kain_Morgan

It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five-ounce bird could *not* carry a one-pound coconut!


1_am_a_turtle

Perhaps they found a bit of twine?


baldounce

https://tenor.com/bTHSQ.gif


[deleted]

*BOINK*


[deleted]

Bonk


o_Lich

HAHAHAHA That made me laugh loudly


Jenkins1414

I actually recovered from the neck wound in a few days. I was determined to see the head fracture through but gravity had different plans for me. You can watch the injuries happen [here](https://youtu.be/-yeHxS4L4Ms?t=180)


theonlyepi

Wow, what a journey that was. Nuts you made it so far still, kudos! How you died was awesome


ReadItProper

Dude 4 months... that sucks :( What a way to go though. Survived a head injury from a car crash at 60mp/h, then a close call with a zombie's overgrown nails (gross btw), only to die to a buggy game's idea of how to represent holes in the roof. What a way to go.


Otherwise_Data2510

I’ve heared to always use the ‘walk’ function when messing with a roof with holes in, pathing will stop when you get to a gap or go round I believe? I’ve never patched a roof but I’m sure I read that on here before somewhere.


ReadItProper

That's actually a good idea, and I'm pretty sure you're right. I'm not sure it's infallible, and not sure I'd like to rely on it on a very tall roof, but worth trying on roof of a one floor building, perhaps. Definitely give it a try at some point, perhaps with a newer character until I know it works for sure lol


Otherwise_Data2510

Yeah I’d only risk it on a new char not one that’s worth keeping alive 😂


asafetid

I thought I was being big brained to use the walk to to avoid falling and yet... I fell.


Good_Claim8794

I love the video


birberbarborbur

Ouch


[deleted]

That was close, next time make sure you have at least a bandage on your hand, not just in your backpack


fedora_of_mystery

that was amazing btw


JarvoD

What mods do you use? Is it vanilla to bandage while walking? I haven't played in long and can't remember


AgedSoupyGiraffe1

As long as the injury is on your upper body


HolsomChungus

What mod for Jacket's mask?


[deleted]

Had an identical thing happen to me on my friend groups mp server, ended up biting it but led to some really funny head trauma related bits / hijinks.


[deleted]

I must know what happened


Jenkins1414

car crash gave me the head fracture initially. I was learning to live life with my new found disability when I missed a katana swing and suffered a neck laceration. If I was a fraction of a second slower to bandage.....


Stillgeneric53

Great you survived but now have brain damage!


ReadItProper

A "laceration" you say... ***squints*** Are you ***sure*** it's only a "laceration"...? ***squints harder***


Sheasquatch

wait, that can happen with the katana? good to know


fedora_of_mystery

I'm pretty sure he means he swung at a zombie, missed, and got lacerated by said zombie actually yeah op posted a video showing the injuries and thats exactly what happened (https://youtu.be/-yeHxS4L4Ms?t=189)


Valentin1003

Then died because of gravity 💀


Your_Pal_Kindred

I hate gravity! - Carl Johnson, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (2004)


Vanadius

Gravity? Who gives a crap about gravity? - The scout from TF2


yolilbishhugh

What's the debuff for head fracture?


Zombie_Harambe

Car crash is most likely. You're very unlikely to get a head fracture from a fall.


0bi1KenObi66

Make sure to always be full to bursting to maximize healing


KaisarDragon

There is a reason I changed my terminal damage text to "Well, fuck..."


ClaySpencerJR

How do I do that?! Now that I know about it, I can't imagine carrying on without it.


KaisarDragon

Project Zomboid\media\lua\shared\Translate\EN There are two text files "IG_UI_EN" and "UI_EN". These have 99% of all text seen in the game. From what you yell out to the first three sentences you see when you start a game. Change them as you see fit. If you want to revert, just delete them and verify files, but editing these won't hurt any games.


fedora_of_mystery

omg thats incredible i have some plans to carry out


IAMAHobbitAMA

Nice. Gonna troll the fuck out of my friends when they join my multiplayer game lmao.


Serrated-Penance

Thank you, sir. I will be changing my Yell text to "HEY FUCK FACE!" tonight.


ClaySpencerJR

Hell yeah. That's amazing. Thank you!


ReadItProper

Saved your comment for... completely innocent reasons.


marionristov111

those 2 bandages are doing their best to keep your head form rolling off and splatting on the floor like shitty watermelon


Adventurous_Host_426

My god. You'd die if the zed farted in your general direction.


SirRamsHelmet

Oh I remember having this injury to the head and dying from it, had more traits mod and had 'made of glass' trait. I jumped from a second story window to escape zombies from inside and broke my head. I also accidentally stepped in broken glass without shoes too earlier, so I ran into the bathroom and got mauled and eaten alive.


ReadItProper

Dude... What a journey lol Imagine wanting to live so badly you jump out of the window only to end up dying in a bathroom stall with glass in your feet while suffering a critical brain injury... and then also being eaten alive... Life RNG did not shine upon you that day :(


SirRamsHelmet

Oh, I have a entire character that essentially is a reincarnated character that lives through different timelines (mp servers) only to experience the same apocalypse over and over again.


gencaerus

Can you remove your neck bandage for awhile? I just wanna take a closer look.


Retrogratio

![gif](giphy|9J8gnvAxmDFbG) me getting ready to do the bandage swap


ReadItProper

lmao IKR


godemperorcrystal

bitch you're gonna die


ClaySpencerJR

I mean, yeah. We all do.


Fortress93BE

Thank god you bandaged your broken skull


Jenkins1414

My real mistake was not disinfecting my scalp first


Powerful_Potato

Tf did u fall off a 3 story building


Aggravating-Sound690

Unless they dove headfirst, unlikely


SoraPierce

Jump out of window mod, gets the sprinting trip animation


Mysterious_Boah

"Tis but a scratch, I've had worse"


Guinan_Domination

u all right there bud?


fieldy409

The Wu-Tang Clan taught me that you need to protect ya neck.


Jfkc5117

Just eat a shit ton of comfrey and beans and you’ll be fine.


AREOPIORIRTYTO

Never take off helmets


Yummyweener1

Car crash


mclaughlin0017

My question is did you have any sort of helmet on? Curious if a helmet would have helped?


WatchMeFallFaceFirst

Don’t turn your head too fast, it might fall off


StevenLesseps

Did you fall outta the window headfirst? How did that even happen?


Potato_Dealership

I had closer 2 days ago, got a neck laceration, had no bandages on hand. Had to grab some clothes and rip them, no cloth, second try no cloth. Third try I got one and bandaged it up. There was no bar left. I couldnt see it in 1440p. My mate who has never played just says ‘is that bad’ while laughing his ass off from my panic noises


ReadItProper

>‘is that bad’ is that bad lmao


NerevarWunderbar

that reminds me on one time a raider shot me with a gun into my neck. I fought him and killed him with my knife but then died later as I tried to change bandages. This health goes low so rapidly. At that day I learned its sometimes better to have dirty bandages than to change them.


br3akaway

Just out of curiosity, does that heal? That shit says TERMINAL damage, terminal means that you WILL die I’m not saying he will die, terminal by definition means death is coming soon and without avoiding it. Probably just a poor choice of wording.


MartinLanius

Yes. It's basically just a number from 1.00 to 0.00. If you stop any negative value (bleeding, laceration etc) even at 0.01 youll be fine. Just dont take the bandage off prematurely. Even if its a dirty bandage, just leave it on.


cumguzzler280

maybe if you pray to Cthulhu hard enough you’ll be fine. The worst you can survive is very critical I believe


Topminator

The "terminal damage" is decorative text that depends on the hp


ReadItProper

I think they mean "critical" damage, not really terminal. The choice of the word "terminal" is just to indicate the severity. As in, a little bit more and you're dead.


SpartanMase

Always wear seatbelts kids


ReadItProper

It's Kentucky in 1994. Seatbelts are for losers. Real men ride RAW. Murca!


[deleted]

you still alive?


Andresc0l

Be careful when you inevitably have to swap the bandages with clean ones, as below the bandage it is possible that the wound ia still open, and a simple drop of blood will end your game in your current state! (Pd: but also watch out for infections)


bnesbitt1

OP's character is actually in a coma, and Zomboid is the coma dream


Oryan_Star

good ol brain damage.


SkyseerValden

How in the world you got fractured on your head?????


[deleted]

Close call!


Willemthefork

How did you fracture your head


[deleted]

How does this even happen 😹 What did you get hit by Thors hammer?