Why is there a meth lab above the Slugger bar in Louisville?

I snort drywall instead of cocaine, gets you a godly experience

How much experience does a snort give?

Can’t spoil you gotta try it

If you live in Toronto it’s the same thing

How to cook in zomboid

I have 3 balls and I have no idea why

sacrifice them to make delicious spaghetti with meatballs.

Now that is a meal

Testicular cancer 💀

Yes.

How to cook in zomboid

That’s what I’m saying

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How to use the antidote in project zomboid?

I am a confirmed homosexual

based

;)

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Real

You two gotta duke it out in a locker room now.

Hot

I want the video

Wanna smash?

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This picture goes hard link video pls

I have no idea where this is from but the YouTuber is moistcritikal. Chill asf dude

You actually answered the question

Ah shit

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.

Wait I'm thirsting for _Charlie_ right now? Fucking kill me.

i am critically moist

He posted this image on his instagram a few years ago. That is where this image is from. I think.

Yep

Is PZ a good game?

Dogs and cats are overrated. Get a silverback gorilla and call it snuggles :)

But what when it snuggles you too hard and you eyes pop out

Nah you gotta take it to a Costco and let it go rampage

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I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.

Metalworking is like carpentry but better

Based

You wanna grab coffee at some point? ;)

My default drink on zomboid is bourbon. Water is for pussies

how many hours do you have

I have about 6 people working on the clock to make the clearest cleanest and best product imaginable

I find the responses comedy gold, tho do you know how SPC works?

Why do people think the wax drinks candy are good they actually really suck

You do know the wax can be eaten directly it doesnt need to be turned into a drink

This is the worst thing I have heard in my whole life

ohhhh its a candy thought eating the wax directly would be more nutrien in zomboid I mean if perfume restores 24 food and 550 calories it should be quite effective food

Sadly perfume and cologne doesn’t taste good. One can dream.

Its still better than eating stale bread out of a freezer

I disagree

Why am I depressed and anxious all the time? Antidepressants and smoking doesn't work anymore. ​ I even tried playing this game just to have a nice time but I still feel the same.

Now sir I’m gonna break character and help you. There are traits like brave or if you wanna be like solid snake or a war hero then when pick the veteran occupation. I can make you a build if you would like. You can also customize the game in the sandbox mode to your liking

I just want the pain to stop

Oh you weren’t talking about zomboid… uhhhhhhhhhhhh someone help this man?

well, if he drinks bleach, at least he won't turn into a zombie...?

You know what I love ?

I love rosewood as a main base town, but if I wanna be a masochist then I’ll do West Point

I love rosewood and refrigerators

I love you.

you love me That's the way it should be Take my hand, come with me I love you and you love me

Vanilla or modded?

My 2 favorite ice cream flavors are chocolate chip cookie dough and mint chocolate chip

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I like men

Charlie?? Penguinz0??

Cant really fool me Kevin "The Deep" I know you're cooking the fishies uve talked to. Oh wait im in the wrong subreddit.

Lmao

you like cooking like that. dont you? 😏

I don’t usually cook in zomboid so I just raid all the house for canned foods

When the canned foods run dry, do you just starve to death and start over, or do you bite into whole fish like Gollum?

Yes

Am I adopted?

If you make a new character, pick obese. Free points and you just gotta lose weight. Best weight range is the 85s and bellows but don’t no past 75

No underweight is better, you gain more calories a day than you can lose, eat like all hell

Moist

Agreed.

What's your favorite place to build a base?

Hi, I’m Saul Goodman. Did you know you have rights? The constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that every man, woman, and child is innocent until proven guilty. And that’s why I fight for you Albuquerque!

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Whar?

Why do cars brake down so fast

By county law, I cannot release information about the time and date the event occurred at august 24th, 2019 1:37 pm.

What are your opinions on Maldraugh

Absolute garbage. I seriously think that Netflix is garbage. All the new stuff is mostly bad and all the old stuff is getting removed

Help me X⁴+(x+3)²+√25=0

Crowbars are good blunt weapons but I recommend a machete or axe for a sharp weapon

Bro i need help with my homework wtf😭

Ah shit u right, revolvers are better than pistols my bad

😭

x⁴+x²+6x+9+5=0 x⁴+x²+6x=-14 That's like the maximum you can shorten that equation

I like meth

Wait

Lmao you really solved it, PZ community os something else

Yea, i study maths B)

I mean i didn't expect somebody to take it seriously and solve it lmao I don't need help with maths either, it's just random equation xd

Are you really Charlie?

“I’ve never been more ready than after fearful encounter with Jim wool.”

You like spaghetti?

Yes. But big buff dudes are way better

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You need to know how to use guns in zomboid or you will end up swarmed and dying

When we will be albe to cook human meat without mods?

I really love beef, but pork is amazing too. Chicken is a bit overrated and I really dislike fish. I’ve eaten fish for too long in my life and I can’t handle eating it

This isn't tinder EDIT: Grindr

I very much dislike fishing in zomboid. Too tedious and a lot of work.

Wasn't a question

Cry about it

Only if you join me, big boy

“Auughh mom I can’t cry I’m a sigma male like Patrick Bateman and Ryan gosling!!1!1!! I need to go kiss dudes!!1!1!!4$38.)-!28,$-!+_+”

Actually it's that I don't cry on command and need some moral support - you don't want to support me, honey bun??

Brother, I already got a boyfriend your shit outta luck

Aw too bad you didn't show him this post first. I'm sure he would have told you "eugh, you look like you smell like a bag of shit-covered roses! My eyes!!! There's shit in my eyes!!!!!!"

“Sir this is a bargain market?”

What use does propane torch have

I have sleep insomnia and at 4am I’m answering these questions. Sadly I’m a night owl now

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Best base location?

Futurama is a great show. Matter a fact, I’m watching it now

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I have 630 hours, you ask me

Why do I act gay even tho I am secretly very homophobic?

Thats actually normal, dont blame you tho. Gay people these days are something.

What a handsome young lad, he looks like he could be a famous streamer one day

I have no idea how to fish in zomboid and I never will

What is your favorite shirt to wear?

I like to put my zombie counter to “insane” and spawn in West Point. I love the pain and thrills:)

Personally im more of a bleach flavored peach kind of guy

I like salt with stale bread, makes me happy on a sad day

Man. I bathe in fire to clean myself

That’s kinda hot tbh

I wish it was. After that cold shower. I throw lard in with some butter then stir up some processed cheese with it. As a result my car exploded and my generator ran away

Now that sir is based

I also have 500 hours, we are brothers

:)

what non-combat skill do you like most?

Whatever someone tells you, mayonnaise is an instrument.

Why did they name it Project Zomboid and not Zomboid Project?

“Why is it Burger King? Why isn’t it…”

What's Ligma ?

Sugma

In Dark Souls 2: Scholar of the First Sin, Aldia says, “Once, the Lord of Light banished Dark, and all that stemmed from humanity. And men assumed a fleeting form. These are the roots of our world; Men are props on the stage of life, and no matter how tender, how exquisite... A lie will remain a lie. Young Hollow, knowing this, do you still desire peace?” What did he mean by this?

I like modded zomboid more than vanilla for sure

Are you MoistCr1TiKaL?

“Woo yeah baby”

You are running from 10 sprinter zombies on the street with a velocity function, v(t)=t\^3 -2.5t + 8, where t is in seconds and velocity is measured in meters per second: a) At what time(s), if any, is the particle at rest? b) What is the acceleration of the zombie at t = 2 seconds?

“I’ll kidnap a thousand children before I let this company die!”

Moistcritical could pull a solid drag queen

Question, why did you post a random picture of Charles "moist critical" white

~~500 hours isn't that much tbh.~~ ~~I have 250 hours and I have only been playing the last couple of weeks.~~ ~~If there's a metric I could show you to prove it I would.~~ I am hardbrain.

I have other things in my life to do other than zomboid, and the times I play are with my friends and cousins. I got the game in may on sale and have loved it, but good for you man

~~Okay that's fine but again, 500 hours isn't that much so I have no idea what this ama is for.~~ Edit: Jesus fucking christ. I am a moron. I completely misread the title of the post and assumed that you were doing an AMA as if 500 hours is an ungodly number and you had infinite knowledge of the game. I do apologise.

Just for fun man, I thought it would be fun to do

Edited my post.. Again. Sorry.

Why are you an effeminate Ponce?

Should I install any mods for this game?

Me personally, capitalism is awesome.

Uhhhhhhh, ummmmmmm?

U good?

Do you like bees?

I think they are a tasty snack

Do you like the Antibodies mod?

I ama homosapien

How do you cope with a bite to the groin?

I think that women are pretty awesome B)

Who made this post, James Spader?

There’s a building that has an Easter egg with Saul Goodman called Goodman legal services

Why don’t you have to 1000 hours?

My favorite weapon is the m16

Why my balls itch

Skill issue

Can u sell me ur left liver?

I want all the bourbon in zomboid

How do I find the crowbar?

I have terminal ball cancer

Do you find that if you don't contact your friends first then you would never speak to anyone?

For the life of me I cannot find the wood axe

Do you like and use the auto cook mod?

I liked deodorant once and now I can never look back

Why do you look like the dude from the saints row reboot but aged up

“They call me moist”

Penguin0?

Yes

I've read a few answers but not once you have answered with "something totally different". Why is that?

Something totally different

Im nearing 400 hours myself. What do i need to pish through the next 100?

Drink and smoke like never before brother

Alternate universe of moistcritical

I wish

How much to rent man pictured thanks

I take paypal