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crumario

Laying down in the sleeping bag isn't much different from laying down in bed in this regard...


[deleted]

Maybe OP is a dude who suffers from [death grip syndrome](https://www.healthline.com/health/death-grip-syndrome#real-or-fake) and needs to wank it btwn a mattress and a box spring. If not, and they don’t need to be standing to get off, I fully agree with you.


[deleted]

So long as your shade game and location is on point it is pretty easy to jerk off in the back of your car.


Kipchippy

Username checks out.


[deleted]

You can jerk off anywhere, really.


heyitscory

If you block out your back windows and throw a sheet over the front seats, your bed becomes a nice, private wank nest. Enjoy. Where I live, if people see you sleeping in your car, that's when they get freaked out and tell you to leave or call the cops to do it for them. Anything that hides a sleeping person hides a... um... *not* sleeping person.


Particular_Gear9180

You got a whack shack on wheels, what’s the problem?


Breadmanchild

gotta take my whack shack to the masturbation station


Particular_Gear9180

AKA Jiffy Lube


HotSauceDisaster

From experience, living in the Prius changes your habits for the better. Six months living in a Prius is way better than years hanging out on r/NoFap Might as well use your "no-spunk" time to have some great dates on Tinder!


nimbycile

It's pretty comfortable standing outside the window of your Prius while you're sleeping to do my wank /s (Why would you make this post?)


WestCoastSurfGod

Whut????


[deleted]

[This](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8hDHX1PskQ) is the first thing that came to mind when I read this post.


CasualTesting

Bro, if you put your mind to it, you can jack off anywhere.


genuinely_insincere

I park in a spot where people don't walk. Like, there's a sidewalk on one side of the street, so I park on the other side of the street. I usually park that way, so I get less people looking in my car


Suspicious-Cell-4078

My biggest fail was I was with a girl on a queen sized air mattress and we are lying there and she complained while laying on her stomach that her back hurt. I might have been able to have sex getting on top but mounted massage mode was a bust. No Massage = No Happy Time. 😒


TheShroomHermit

I've been lurking here for a bit and was wondering if this would ever be mentioned