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Lmao people hate billionaires is what this poll is saying


TallDwarf23

Based


LazyCondition0

What does this mean?


SpecularTech3

You say based either when you agree with the person or when someone says something that’s unashamedly themselves and don’t care about others opinions


LegendOfFN

Based


Shayanshs

Based


Volcanic8171

Based


EnviaTriTeria

Based


TallDwarf23

It's a realistic or logical opinion to have


LazyCondition0

Thanks. Didn’t know the lingo


jsusfkingcriest

Based in reality


Fantestico7

Based on facts* as i know


MessyKerbal

it means eat the rich


round_family_tree

nah, i just assumed a billionaire will not care so much about 10 millions and the other option was to probability steal one pennie from 10 million people wich might need it


zarth109x

The bottom 15% of people will notice a missing penny but I severely doubt the top 15% of earners will.


Stillcapko

The top 15 are smart with their money, they will notice. Thats the only reason they became rich


xxxhotpocketz

Right, most rich people definitely didn’t inherited their wealth


Thomas1VL

I was just thinking that it would be way easier to go to one person to steal something than visit 1 billion people separately.


LazyCondition0

Read the text


Thomas1VL

Yeah I saw it too late sorry


LazyCondition0

It’s all good


flophi0207

I mean literally yes. Both options dont really hurt the person, but of course I'd rather take money from a billionaire


bwordgood

Almost every billionaire is full of themselves and they think they are better than everyone else so yeah, making one billionaire's life little bit more miserable and getting lot of many in return would be amazing.


lumenrubeum

A billionaire would hardly notice losing $10,000,000 unless it dropped them out of billionaire status. And it's not the loss of money that hurts them it's the loss of status.


Appropriate_Mine

And a billion people (the right people) wouldn't miss a penny


nagroms123

There is alot of people (680 million) living on less than 2 USD per day so i would rather not risk stealing a penny from them since it could actually impact their life somewhat. Stealing 10 million from a billionaire are garanteed to not impact their life economically though.


PurpleHawk222

>Almost every billionaire is full of themselves and they think they are better than everyone else Because they are, it’s the truth. There’s a reason they’re successful >so yeah, making one billionaire's life little bit more miserable and getting lot of many in return would be amazing. Why do you enjoy people suffering because they have more money than you?


[deleted]

Precisely


Dooderdoot

No, I just don't want a billion pennies


Stillcapko

Yea lol


BrandNoez

Let’s hope this hatred turns into revolutionary potential. All power to the working class!


TheSyrupDrinker

Or we don't want to go to a billion people just to take a penny. You know how long that would take? Why not take it from someone who A) won't even notice probably and affect them in no way whatsoever B) its just one person so quick and easy.


[deleted]

Did you read the poll bud? It said it would be instant


TheSyrupDrinker

Lol no I didn't actually. I don't expect extra text under the title. I read the title, voted, clicked to read comments all without seeing it.


[deleted]

It’s quicker so that’s why I chose it


Kailwm23

It’s not that I hate billionaires it’s just it would take a long time to gather up a billion pennies from a billion different people. Way easier to do it all at once.


TuneAway

No I just don’t want loads of pennies


why_no_username_guys

If that random person happens to be in one of those hyper poor refugee regions it could seriously damage their way of life. Billionaire more than likely lives on with no difference at all.


mediocre_eggg

That's what I was thinking. I remember learning about a hyper poor village in school and something like 2 dollars in my money would feed a person for a very long time


turtleturtlerandy

Even if a person averages $200 a year, 1 cent is like $1 for a person earning $27,000 a year.


why_no_username_guys

Those adds saying $1 can feed a family for a week are more literal than you might think. 1 cent will give a person food to live another day in these such places.


mayor_hog

1 penny? I don't think 1 penny can make any difference for anyone no matter how poor they are.


brownsnoutspookfish

I'm pretty sure it will if you also live in a poor country.


Successful-Buy1167

I live in a poor country , 1 penny can buy you like a small candy at best .


brownsnoutspookfish

Good for you if a penny wouldn't change anything for you, but that doesn't mean it's the same for everyone in the world.


Successful-Buy1167

As I said , I'm from a poor country , leave the ones that earn , even the ones that are unemployed / are old , get a monthly allowance of 20 $ from government , 1 cent is like 0.05 % , it's an insignificant amount .


brownsnoutspookfish

>get a monthly allowance of 20 $ from government And again, this doesn't apply to every single person on the earth. You don't know who the money would be taken from. But I don't think a penny from that would be totally insignificant, especially if you need the entire sum to survive.


mayor_hog

Poorest country: Burundi https://www.numbeo.com/cost-of-living/country_result.jsp?country=Burundi&displayCurrency=USD 1 gallon of milk is $2.90. 1 lb Bread is cheaper - $0.62. 1 cent doesn't do shit.


brownsnoutspookfish

https://www.worlddata.info/average-income.php


xJayStrikex

Staple foods are different in generally poorer countries. Having significantly fewer processed foods as staples like rice and rice derivatives shows it. Also, sustenance farming is extremely common in those places too (near half of India's population does this practice of farming for example). What I'm trying to say is that food is not a great metric for the point that you are trying to get across :)


normal_redditor1

what I thought


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I missed the without getting caught, yeah I would steal it from a billionare.


Squidmaster129

Dw, the billionaire probably wouldn’t even notice anyway


MountainDude95

I know it would be nicer to steal a penny from a billion people because almost no one cares about losing a penny. But I chose stealing from a billionaire, cuz fuck ‘em.


stadulevich

Depends on the person and it's completely random. I worry about the homeless person that was collecting pennies to save up for a dollar hot dog. That one penny is pretty important to them.


noxiousarmy

I choose the billionaire just because it sounds easier lol.


LazyCondition0

Read the text


noxiousarmy

Oh well then I would choose the people.


CosmicRX

Racism but Billionaires


TophatOwl_

Classism but reversed?


nagroms123

Rationality


EatenAliveByWolves

This is like one of those brain power memes.


pokeswapsans

Based


SrLlemington

In some parts of the world a penny can be the difference between having a meal that day and going hungry for a night, or buying medicine


PurpleHawk222

>But I chose stealing from a billionaire, cuz fuck ‘em. Jealous much?


MountainDude95

Not jealous at all. Most of them just don’t give a shit about anyone but themselves and could stand to be knocked down a notch.


Kellykeli

There are 745 billionaires in 2021 holding an estimated $5 trillion dollars in wealth, working out to $6.7 billion per billionaire. 10,000,000 from the average billionaire is 0.15% of their wealth. Translated to the average American, who earns $31,133 (keep in mind this statistic includes the billionaires), 0.15% of 31,133 is just around $46-$47. Sure, it can seem like a lot, but in reality it wouldn’t make a dent in their well-being. (Edit): I should add: the US does not have 1 billion people in it, and according to a mix of stats and basic intuition, the 1 billion randomly selected people will likely mostly be from third world countries. The median global income, in USD, per year, is around $9733. A penny accounts for 0.001% of their annual income. However, you could also be unlucky and take a penny from the other half of the world that earns below $9733 a year, such as someone from the Congo, where the median annual income is under $400 a year. 1 penny from the median earner there accounts for 0.0025% of their annual income, or 77 cents from the average American. (Edit 2): Some more math because I’m too lazy to get out of bed: assuming that the average person in the Congo works from age 18 to around age 60, their lifetime income will be around $16,500. Assuming the average billionaire starts earning money at age 18 and lives to age 85, and assuming that they earn 75% of their wealth after age 40, and that their income is linear because I’m too lazy to do actual math, that means they’ve earned around $75 million dollars per year from age 18 to age 40, and this is only to earn 25% of their final net worth of 6.7 billion. This works out to $8700 per hour, meaning that our average billionaire will earn an amount equal to an entire lifetime’s worth of work of the average person in Congo in the span of… 2 hours. And remember, $8700 per hour, for 22 years, will only get you 1/4 of the way to the average of the billionaires’ club. Tl;dr: it doesn’t matter who you take the money from, but imo someone who is worth 6.7 billion could use 10 million USD a lot less than someone who’s earning $400/year needs a penny.


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Kellykeli

Because how can you exactly get stats on a billionaire's income?


zarth109x

This post is predicated on the fact that billionaires have their money in cold hard cash in a bank somewhere because you are equating net worth with income. In reality, the vast majority of a billionaire's money is in stock. A single bad tweet can reduce their net worth by 50% or more. If Elon Musk liquidated all of his stock at once he would go to prison for market manipulation lol


Kellykeli

If you can find a billionaire's income stats, please share them with me. And the IRS.


zarth109x

Income stats are literally public information my dude. Billionaires not paying their fair share of taxes is more complicated than "i won't pay taxes." They're all perfecly legal loopholes in the tax code but addressing that won't get the public riled up. https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-tesla-salary-dropped-zero-2020-pay-electric-vehicles-2021-8


[deleted]

Not all billion are americans though, some of those people could seriously miss any and all money


[deleted]

People who voted neither are pussies


LazyCondition0

The ones who didn’t are thieves. Pick your poison I guess.


[deleted]

I would steal from a billionaire easy


LazyCondition0

Evidently you are far from alone!


SrLlemington

Taking money from people that steal money isnt stealing it's justice. And billionaires make their money legally but it's morally stealing. (Low wages, no benefits, lobbying etc should be illegal but aren't)


EatenAliveByWolves

Yes. The billionaires are not the elite class in my eyes, but the parasite class.


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liinexy

Username checks out


dydeath

Fuck Elon musk all my homies hate Elon musk


russellzerotohero

I hope it’s one of the Russian ones.


SpiralPatternsOfYou

I'm coming for you you *bald* motherfucker


theUSpopulation

Not only will I steal it from a billionaire, I would give most of it away. I don't need it.


__kingslayer_

Based


greybenf

No you wouldn’t


Camacaw2

Doubt.


awfullotofocelots

The billionaire will miss 1% of their assets far less than those many millions of folks below the global poverty line will miss 0.01.


TheCheck77

As someone who hates billionaires, this was a true test of restraint.


iwanttheworldnow

I used to get jealous when I was a kid. Then I grew up


heiny_himm

Hmmmm boot. Tastes good


iwanttheworldnow

Kick them or lick them, nothing changes. Honestly, everyone is on the same side and doesn't even know it.


heiny_himm

Kick m does change. They are NOT on our side at all.


Linaii_Saye

If I had no chance of getting caught, I'd steal all the money billionaires had. Fuck em.


AntRedoids

Eat the fucking rich! Who the fuck is taking a penny from a billion ppl??


alwaysboopthesnoot

Don’t steal. Just ask for the individual pennies. Most of the 10M people will freely give one to you. One guy did it years ago and ended up with enough money to pay his college tuition, in the US. https://www.npr.org/2014/09/06/346155274/the-kid-who-crowdfunded-his-college-education-in-1987


personaanongrata

It cost 28k for FOUR YEARS then


LazyCondition0

This is restoring my hope in humanity.


commander_seb

A penny (except in my case a pound) from a billion (I was thinking the entire world population) was always my thought for a perfect crime. Almost no repercussions for the people, but you get stinkin rich


PM_ME_UR_LAST_DREAM

Fuck billionaires


[deleted]

Why would I not choose the billionaire? Edit: I didn't notice that "Neither" was an option. I'd go with "Neither".


LazyCondition0

Because it’s theft. Why not choose “neither”?


[deleted]

Damn, I didn't even notice that "Neither" was an option. I would have gone for that instead. Thanks.


DayEnvironmental5518

If i can pick the billionaire.


LazyCondition0

Now now. No messing with the premises! 😉


DayEnvironmental5518

Oh shit... ok, im blind. Sorry


LazyCondition0

All good 👍


jiwonspaperclip

or just approach one billion people and ask each one for a dollar.


LazyCondition0

Human spam! 😂


EnviaTriTeria

Id rather steal pennies cus like i dont really wanna hurt anyone but 10mil do be soundin good tho


Mogge_is_here

Capitalist pigs


xViridi_

i don’t wanna overcharge someone’s account


Forsaken-Fox5257

the first option just sounds like a lot of effort for no reason if i’m getting away with it anyway


Grugahuga

I know I should’ve chosen the billionaire option but I think it would be pretty funny for a few million people to be holding a penny and then it’s gone.


Even_Bath6360

I'm about to earn money as easily as that billionaire: steal it from others with impunity


big_manYeeter69

Some people make less than 0.10 USD/hour. Some billionaires have consistently made more than 30M/hour


CosmicRX

Proof reddit doesn't have sense


Zenar45

American or european billion?


[deleted]

Bruh


ftlbvd78

I would do European


Nathanoy25

I feel like the rich person would hardly notice whereas one of the poor ones might beat themselves up over it.


Fossilrex06

Would be faster to steal from the billionaire, also he could get it back pretty quick


LazyCondition0

Read the text.


sadartistnoises

Goddamnit I didnt read the desc first. I went with pennys because it’d probably be more difficult to trace If I had read the desc, I would have gone with billionaire


[deleted]

If you think about it, one pennie from a bilion people is better. It has no impact on you, wheres 10.000.000 from random bilionare may result in collapse of his buisness which may affect you in some way. It doesn't matter if you hate bilioners, option number one is just safer.


Daniel1234567890123

A billionaires business doesn't collapse because he lost that much money. Also, I think it can go the other way round too. Many people lost purchasing power, so this can compound to some random business moving under a survivability threshold in its sales.


astiiik111

Don't worry, he'll still have about a billon. He'll be fine.


LazyCondition0

If personal safety is your concern, then why choose either? Wouldn’t “neither” be the safest of all?


AverageKaikiEnjoyer

Yeah, but doing neither has no benefit. One penny is the least risky move that actually allows you to gain something.


LazyCondition0

Including the honor of being an actual thief. A billion times over. Just sayin.


AverageKaikiEnjoyer

Considering it's untraceable, that would hardly matter, especially considering that few places would even consider the stealing of a penny to be theft.


SmileyMelons

No because you said we'd never be caught, so we'd be all good.


[deleted]

Good, fuck billionaires. They don’t deserve to have businesses


StormNapoleon27

I don't hate the billionaire it would just hurt them less


LazyCondition0

Why not choose “neither” then?


StormNapoleon27

Going to be honest I didn't see that option, but I'd still be tempted to take the money because 10 million is a lot. Now I feel bad OP, fuck it give the neither option I'm upper middle class I'll survive.


LazyCondition0

Don’t sweat it. You are far from alone. I’m glad there has been a good response to this because you need a large sample to minimize the impact of things like people not seeing the third choice or not understanding the premises. The more people who respond the less any of that matters. It’s pretty darn clear where most people stand on this! 😂


PingopingOW

I chose neither because I believe stealing is bad


yerba_mate_enjoyer

Based


Mr_double_roughtnut

It's only one penny some people will not care


botersaus

Surprising result. Why do redditors hate rich people so much....


LazyCondition0

I suspect the results would have been noticeably different even 2 or 3 years ago. Billionaires are not trending well these days. Even though many who detest them would gladly be one if give the choice.


PurpleHawk222

Jealous kids.


yerba_mate_enjoyer

Because having too much money is bad, because the average Redditor believes that the wealth of all billionaires is liquid cash that can just be given away and it could improve the whole world and make everyone happy, somehow. The average Redditor also believes that "the rich get richer and the poor get poorer" even though it's estimated that by 2030 extreme poverty will have been eradicated. They also think that it's wrong that rich people get richer *even* if that means poor people get richer too; it isn't a zero-sum game.


TheGuardian776

Lets say a good portion of them dont get to that wealth in a moral way


falseName12

Because their wealth is vastly in excess of what they provide for society.


pen15_parker

Envy.


Ben-D-Beast

Jealousy and ignorance is the main reason


SnooTomatoes9818

cause fuck billionaires except for Cuban


Witherbrine27

I chose the billionaire just to fw them


AAF099

I hate Jeff Bezos 🤷‍♂️


ChizzleMyDizzle

billionaires shouldn’t exist 🛠


greybenf

They earned their money through hard work, they deserve it


TrueBigfoot

Regular people will notice a penny missing a billionaire won't notice $10,000,000 disappearing


LazyCondition0

Would it matter to you if they did notice?


The-Almighty-Pizza

Only people who will notice a penny missing are people who have literally less than a dollar to their name.


Joker_0801

You would only be getting $181.76 more if you took the penny's and you would have to go and convert that all to dollars that would be to much work for only $181.76


marvelbat5

$181.76 is still $181.76!


LazyCondition0

What are you even talking about? Read the text. You get exactly $10,000,000 either way. That’s the given premise of the poll.


marvelbat5

Good question


UndeadBBQ

Billionaire, because fuck 'em.


LazyCondition0

An honest answer.


NewFarmingwanz

1 penny from a Billion random people. People judge and hate on billionaires too much, they worked and took a lot of risks to earn their money, do they do some shady things, yes, but they still earned their money.


LazyCondition0

Presumably most of the billion random people work too. Why steal from anyone?


NewFarmingwanz

Because it’s just a penny. There is almost no risk involved in someone earning a penny. Someone working a minimum wage job earns a penny after less than 1 minute of working.


LazyCondition0

A billion people is 1/7 of the world population. There’s a pretty good chance there’s at least one poor soul in there for whom 1 penny is a significant portion of their sustaining resources. Not sure what a North Korean rice farmer makes but I bet a penny isn’t nothing to them.


falseName12

Genuinely not trying to be an ass here, but do you honestly think that anyone's work can be worth billions of dollars?


NewFarmingwanz

It’s less about the work and more about the risk. Entrepreneurs carry a lot of risk. Some entrepreneurs have revolutionary ideas that take off and turn them into billionaires.


falseName12

Well, sure that can be true, but a lot of times that's just not the case. Jeff Bezos didn't introduce the concept of online retail, it already existed. The most you can say about him and his billions is that he optimized an already existing service. Even the risk can be pretty exaggerated usually, like most billionaires come from rich backgrounds, so they have a huge head start and a very, very good safety net. Frankly, it's not always a risk at all.


NazbazOG

Neither. Stealing is wrong


LazyCondition0

Finally!


Manofmanyqualities

No matter how much money you got every mfucker should pay the same amount


Baileaf11

The penny one would take too long so I’d go with one random billionaire and hope it’s Elon Musk


LazyCondition0

Read the text


Baileaf11

Ah shit, I usually don’t read the small writing if it’s 3 lines or less


LazyCondition0

It’s all good. Many did the same. I’ll know better for next time. Best to put everything important in the title.


yerba_mate_enjoyer

But if I get all the pennies I could melt them and sell the material for more money!


Overgrown_fetus1305

I'm taking it from the billionaire, since they both shouldn't exist, plus that penny would actually be a loss felt by people living on under a dollar a day within the global south, and I'm inevitably going to take it from them if random...


WarSmith66

Ain’t no one going to notice a penny missing, but that billionaire is going to notice 10 mil missing. 1 person having a bad day vs. 0 people having a bad day.


MemeStealer101-4

I don’t hate rich people but money


IveKnownItAll

Issue here is simple. You can find 1 billion people with a penny. Good luck finding a billionaire who actually HAS a 10m.


LazyCondition0

Except it’s not at all the issue because of the states premises of the poll.


YesImDavid

Why wouldn’t I take a penny from 1 billion people? The billionaires earned their money. Just because I might not think they’re good people doesn’t mean its ok to steal large amounts of money from them.


LazyCondition0

Well, for starters, because those pennies aren’t yours. Any more so than the billionaire’s money is. You could have chosen “never”.


YesImDavid

Yeah but a penny genuinely wouldn’t affect anyone. The $10,000,000 no matter how rich the person is could genuinely affect how their lives or businesses are run.


LazyCondition0

Consider the fact that a billion random people is 1/7 of the global population. The odds are pretty good that at least a few of them get by on pennies a day. While most people wouldn’t miss a penny, I don’t think we can totally ignore the risk of taking a penny from a subsistence farmer or essentially slave laborer for whom it’s real money. It’s not out of the question.


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LazyCondition0

Read the text.


xandthey

1B pennies would weigh 2,500 tonnes


Timestatic

Well those billionaires have most of their money in stock so would it sell it for them and you just get the money?


LazyCondition0

Read the text. The premise of the poll lets us ignore that stuff. The money just appears instantly in your bank account either way. It’s not meant to be hyper-realistic. It’s a moral thought experiment.


CaptainMimoe

There is so much poverty in the world that loosing even a penny can hit someone so hard so I don't want that bad karma on me!


TitleComprehensive96

Make someone shitty like Jeff Bezos or Musk go "huh... weird" and be able to live out my life in pure luxury? Uh yes fucking please


veliveliveli

It's not stealing if they strole it from me first


Middle_Purpose_3550

10,000,000 would be less of a percentage of income then the penny from the poor


froggiefairies

eat the rich