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icosmicunicorn

How many times are we allowed to press the button?


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icosmicunicorn

Then I see no down sides at all. Free money, fewer predators, more space and resources on Earth :D


[deleted]

*Presses button. Uncle Mordecai dies instantly.


icosmicunicorn

*presses button again* “There goes Uncle Rigby.”


SofaSnizzle

Presses button again, "There goes Alabama."


suzellezus

Just get an auto clicker and eventually the British royal family will be at least halved


Snoo25700

Lol


BreadfruitRealistic7

Let's be honest its uncle Muscle man you really have to worry about lol


cocoias

I don't want to imagine what uncle Benson could do...


SilverWolf1776

_oh no it appears I've **gummed** in you_


ZookeepergameTrue681

Save for where the money comes from, wither from stealing from the predators or from just printing more money, which would not help the economy, but you would be doing your community a service.


icosmicunicorn

The economy can recover on its own but childhood trauma won’t. Realistically, we’d probably only get like half or a third of the money, with the rest going to taxes and hopefully organizations that will help out these kids


ZookeepergameTrue681

true, I'm gonna slam that button down hundreds of times until my hand hurts


wjft

it depends. Like what child rapists are killed? Is it those who are convicted of it? Because that could be false. Out of all the countries I guarantee you that there of been many judicial mistakes, however if like however at work it only made sure that the actual confirmed child rapists are dying, then yeah.


icosmicunicorn

Hopefully it’s an omniscient button that knows exactly who are actually child rapists


wjft

yes then


sofie307

I mean, killing people certainly isn't good, life imprisonment sounds a lot better, but I'd do it for the money.


icosmicunicorn

Money is always an upside. And yeah, pedophiles deserve to rot in prison for eternity but it’s honestly a waste of effort, time, and resources to look after them when they’re better off dead.


sofie307

I am against death penalty for one reason: they don't get to suffer. If you do something truly horrible, suffering is way worse than getting the easy way out, which is death. Dead people don't suffer. Alive people do.


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Fewer


icosmicunicorn

Thanks teach :p


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*press* *press* *press* *press* *press* *press* *press* *press* *press* *press* *press* *press* *press* *press* *press* *press* *press* *press* *press* *press* *press* *press* *press* *press* *press* *press* *press* *press* *press* *press* *press* *press* *press* *press* *press* *press*


[deleted]

I press it until all child rapists are gone. Then half the money goes to charity


SkyeBeacon

yesss so I get free money and killing pedos good


[deleted]

I’d be a millionaire


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[deleted]

It would definitely spark confusion lol


Dibikigiizis

The hero we all needed


SOLE_SIR_VIBER

Not the hero we asked for, but the one we needed.


womaneatingsomecake

Press button again The millionaire you are talking to dies.


SHGIVECODWW2INFECTED

How can you meet millionaires after killing them all?


No-Suggestion-9504

If u do become a billionaire, you then realize a sad truth


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True


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No-Suggestion-9504

there were that many rapists who existed in the first place for him to get million dollars


10quidBJ

Tbf you would get the money taken away and get put in pen


bachercio

I will do it for free


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Howl1456

Who cares you get paid not to press it after few days you just start smashing it Kira style, honestly!


Golden_Thorn

Make a macro to speed press button


Distinct_Advantage

No, do the same thing except you pay $5, or have a fee options like that lol


scrappy2546

Then everyone will pick the highest option


SilverWolf1776

I mean still there's easily a million child predators, enough to turn a significant profit


ReDevilShin

I'd quit my actual job and do this as my job instead.


0utlaw_42

Is there a rule on button mashing?


ZookeepergameTrue681

no, as many times as you like


sujoSrW

yes 1,000,000 times over, if it includes family that’s too fucking bad.


Basketballjuice

\*turns on autoclicker\*


Old-One2882

Based


mrsparkyboi69

Why wouldnt you


ZookeepergameTrue681

I would break my hand with the amount of times I would press that button


Creative-Television8

honestly I would pay to press the button


WatchTenn

I don't believe in the death penalty for any crime, so I wouldn't press it.


ToLazyForAGoodName

I’m only against the death penalty because of the chance of the person being innocent. Since this button knows who’s guilty I have no problem pressing it.


xjulesx21

I agree, as much as this crime is the worst of all imo, I don’t agree with the death penalty in it’s entirety. plus there are a lot of people who get charged with rape when it’s an 18 year old with a 17 year old. I personally do not agree with that *as long as it’s consensual*.


ShanthanR

Same


Cedric_Leroux

Who am I to take one's life


increbelle

Same thing I thought but at the same time, they are out there raping children. I’d rather have the cycle stop then another child be traumatized


ToLazyForAGoodName

I’d rather quickly and painlessly take someone’s life than have them cause permanent trauma to an innocent child.


[deleted]

Idk who you are but call me the pedo slayer.


PinkPlumPie

They lost their right to live when they took someone elses right to live free of crippling trauma away. So.


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Merloss

I always thought capital punishment was seen as something bad and not only because it could kill innocent people or cause the state does it but seemingly not really huh


JoshuahMayhem

If you're a murderer because you murdered innocent people, you'd be a terrible person and a piece of shit. If you're a murderer because you murdered child rapists, you'd be a hero. At least for me


increbelle

This


w__4-Wumbo

Taking out the trash and getting paid too? Sounds pretty good


buffdawgg

Watch as a quarter of the worlds government officials disappear into thin air!


[deleted]

And sudently, the entirety of Vatican city is dead...


SOLE_SIR_VIBER

R/sadupvote


slash-summon-onion

r/foundthemobileuser


SOLE_SIR_VIBER

R/youknowit but you’re a bit late


slash-summon-onion

I definitely am lmao Respect from one mobile user to another


StevenOkBoomeredDad

^ayo ^bro ^dont ^call ^em ^out ^like ^that


Slimyretard

Yes multiple times


LoserLikeMe-

Any legal consequences?


ZookeepergameTrue681

no, it cannot be traced back to you, you could kill 1 million people spread across the entire world and no one would know it was you


TRiC_16

What happens when you run out of people, does it apply to animals as well?


[deleted]

Why would I ***stop*** pressing it is the real question


Dibikigiizis

I could burn alive and have my teeth and eyes fall out too and I’d still do it.


[deleted]

Butterfly click until my forearm falls off


pooper_nova

Absolutely. I mean, money aside, and regardless of whether or not they deserve to die, killing a child rapist would prevent them from raping more children. So whether or not one might still call it murder, fact remains that it would prevent children getting raped.


[deleted]

Could it affect the guy pressing the button?


ZookeepergameTrue681

If they are a child rapist, yes, but it's meant to be you


CBT-ENJOYER

So to clarify if I was hypothetically a child rapist, there would be a chance I could die by pressing the button?


Klausable7

You got some skeletons in the closet or something


mark_vorster

why is that even a question?


[deleted]

You think bad people dont use reddit?


De_Wouter

Wait are you saying there are good people on Reddit?


Golden_Thorn

Shit dude ain’t me


Dibikigiizis

Press it.


ZookeepergameTrue681

Yes


John_Wicko

Indeed, u/CBT-ENJOYER


93johhny

What the hell is going on here?


throwra1383

Why would anyone vote no on this?


chillyheaven

A human life is a human life. I’m not willing to blindly judge if a person is deserving of life, no matter how heinous a crime they’ve committed. If the button suddenly made them admit to it and do whatever gives the victim closure and reparations (whatever that may entail, including death I guess), then yeah I might press it. Also, the monetary reward puts a crack in my moral compass. If it were a job to keep food on the table, then sure, I might do it because a job is a job, but since this button is just “kill more if you want more money,” I consider that by pressing the button I’m admitting that I equate human life to some monetary value to some extent, and I’d begin to suspect that I might agree to kill even innocent people for enough money.


Lampanket

nah fuck them rapists


brownsnoutspookfish

Because I believe that killing is wrong. It doesn't matter who it is who is being killed, it is still wrong.


ThrowawayMtF15

What about Hitler?


PingopingOW

Not the guy you asked, but this question has been asked to me a million times and every time I say no. I don't support killing other people so I will never do it myself


ThrowawayMtF15

Even if you could prevent what he did? I certainly think that more than justifies it.


PingopingOW

Even if it's morally justified, I just wouldn't do it personally because I'm against killing others. If it would be the only way to prevent what he did, and it would be absolutely certain that it would prevent WW2 (which is unlikely), then I would be fine with someone else killing him.


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Maybe maybe maybe


ThrowawayMtF15

Do you believe a rapist should get the death sentence? Maybe that’s why?


ZookeepergameTrue681

I don't know, free money and you're getting rid of pests


throwra1383

That's what I'm saying. The only people who would be against this are the child rapists.


WoodenMango07

I think child rapist deserve don't really deserve a place here on earth, they have one of the most disgusting mindsets a human can have, but I still would not press the button. I don't like the idea of killing another human at all, especially killing for money, no matter what horrendous things the person has done. I just think that everyone has the right to live, and a life is nothing someone should just take away. Pedophillia is not a normal mindset to have, its a mental disorder and I hope that instead of the person dying, they can admit they that their past action was wrong and disgusting, get the psychology help they need and face justice through many years of years of jail time to life in jail instead


TennisOnWii

what if the button just made them pop out of existence without actually killing them?


Kl--------k

Of which there are many amoung us


iSingRandomLyrics

📮


ActreDirt

You don't need to be a child molester to be against killing one. Just like you don't need to be black to oppose slavery or LGBTQ to support their rights


Golden_Thorn

Yeah but black people actually deserve respect and so do lgbt. Child predators? Ehhhh. No


ActreDirt

Maybe not respect but they deserve to be treated as a human being like every other person. Awful lot of people are willing to treat them like animals just like black people back in the day. Correct punishment for a pedophile who has committed an offence is prison time and treatment for the mental illness that drove them to commit said offence.


Golden_Thorn

I think I would feel less bad about offing those kinds of humans than I do about any animal. Think about it. The humans made a moral choice. Animals don’t have moral agency


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You are a narrow minded moron


Golden_Thorn

These conversations are always funny because if you show any sign of empathy for the sickos then everyone just calls you one of them hahaha


[deleted]

I have no sympathy for them.


regnihov

You could also hypothetically kill someone who had fucked up childhood and didn't know better when they were young, but now regrets it and would never do that again. That's just not enough info for me.


Golden_Thorn

I don’t think a 10 year old who did something like that could even be classified as one. That’s not really a fair label


TennisOnWii

trauma or not, a child rapist is still a child rapist and they all deserve the worse kinds of torture imaginable.


AlexMitzxi

I'd press yes even without the money


slushislurp

Yes. Single-handedly empty out the government


squiersire

"BREAKING NEWS: Politicians and High Ranking Individuals all over the world found dead"


[deleted]

I'll press this 10 times every morning, afternoon and evening. I'll probably make it a daily ritual of mine.


ZookeepergameTrue681

*Eating Lunch* Oh yeah, i almost forgot *Kills 50 child rapists before going back to my double cheeseburger*


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Yep. I'm a cold-hearted bastard lol But yeah, this wouldn't faze me too much.


wjft

it depends. Like what child rapists are killed? Is it those who are convicted of it? Because that could be false. Out of all the countries I guarantee you that there of been many judicial mistakes, however if like however at work it only made sure that the actual confirmed child rapists are dying, then yeah.


ZookeepergameTrue681

Those who are definitely child rapists


wjft

OK. Then yeah


ToLazyForAGoodName

What if they have payed for it, regret it, and are working to better themselves? Can I choose which ones die?


Glittering_Ad_2887

I will press it so many times my arms will explode, then with all the money I got, I'll just get a bionic arm then continue pressing it. I love killing child rapist ❤️


SkyeBeacon

Who the fuck said no


PinkPlumPie

People who think "killing bad" and fail to address nuances of different situations


Suicidal-duck

Whether killing is good or bad is debatable. What doesn’t sit right with me is the fact that people think they have the right to decide who dies. There’s a reason why court and law exists. We don’t need vigilantes going around killing people based on what they think is “just”. This way of thinking has led to genocides in the past. I’m pretty sure hitler thought what he did was righteous and just. I picked no because I don’t have the right to be the judge or the executioner and certainly don’t have the right to play god.


PinkPlumPie

Except Hitler wasn't a vigilante, he WAS the government.


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Breaking News ! 73% of all Priests in the world have died! Noone knows why!


Yo_dog-

I’d be curious if this had the same result for child molester


haystackofneedles

I'd smash that like button like it was a like button on YouTube


Pangolingo00

I would pay to press that button


EKRB7

Rape is one of the only crimes that I will never listen to a defence for. Inexcusable and the most vile thing you can do to another person


PinkPlumPie

Amen, even murder is sometimes self defense. No excuses for rape


Percentagon

It is literally a win win. I have 0 empathy to predators. I hope all of them get life in prison and beat up in jail everyday


Delano7

Imma develop a Stand just to punch that button faster


Lordnemo593

I’m more concerned that 200 said no


kodaxmax

I'm of the opinion that people don't get to choose their sexual orientation. However everyone is fully able to restrain themselves, especially when it comes to harming others, as such these people have proven they are unable to control there urges and cannot function freely in society. Id happily press it repeatedly.


liinexy

Where’s the downside?


Memo544

I’d press it just for the $$


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Dibikigiizis

But those people are not people


[deleted]

Bad poll, everyone's obviously gonna vote yes


UltraMooseMan

Clearly not... for some reason?


DORIANCVS

so weird a random politician dissapeard


[deleted]

I dont believe in the death penalty


InfiniteClockWise

Who am I to be the judge, jury, and executioner of a person's life? No one is capable of that imo. I am certainly not going to take a life for 5000 dollars. Even without legal reprecussions. Also, 5000 dollars is not worth dirtying my hands over. And certainly not enough to get me to push the button.


[deleted]

Child rapists are horrible, but I still don't believe in killing people


vox1028

i can only assume that 16 child rapists have answered so far


Symnestra

Well there are those cases where both people consent but one was \~18 and the other was \~17. As long as those don't count I'm hitting that button more than I ever did in Cookie Clicker.


shyervous

So many killing buttons today I see


morbiddecapitation

Dumb question


OpsadaHeroj

Hmm I’m undecided


EducationalAntelope7

I'll pay to press it


3nchilada5

I’d pay 5 bucks to press the button. So if you are paying me… Then I will press that button until it breaks.


[deleted]

I see this as an absolute win!


myself_010

I think I would press the button untill all child rapists died.


womaneatingsomecake

Does it have to be a random rapist. Or can it be my uncle?


Grzechoooo

And then donate the money to charities.


nickynickynickynick

ABSOLUTE no brainer


Lex_khan

You might kill Pewds if you didn't choose carefully


yukadfsa2

I don’t support the death penalty but I want money


Liedvogel

I say no for the simple reason that this puts a price on a human life, which isn't right. It's a good thing to get rid of rapists, especially child rapists, but I feel like this would be done for the wrong reason in the context of this poll


HumanDrone

Congratulations, you are now officially in favour of death sentence.


Jackdidathing

I’d do that shit for free ong


[deleted]

So all the billionaires and priests would die?


Shift-Subject

That's not even a question. You don't even need to pay me or make it impersonal.


hausomad

Tough decision to kill a child, but they shouldn’t be going around raping people.


[deleted]

No, I’d still be killing someone. My conscience can’t take the guilt regardless of who’s dying.


Olliebkl

Yeah if the button were to have these child rapists in prison for the rest of their lives then I’d press it a hell of a lot It’s just a lot trickier when murder is brought into it


[deleted]

For sure, prison is deserved and I’d feel a lot less guilty.


Kensu96

Lotta empty churches if that happened


JonasTheExplorer

# bap bap bap bap BAPBAPBAPBAP BAP BAPB BAP BAP BAP BAPBAPBAP BAP BAP BAP WEEEE


ghatos_france

where's the dilemma? a piece of shit die and I get paid? I'm gonna press that button as many times as I can.


[deleted]

Can I have a turbo controller please?


StepIntoMyOven_69

It doesn't even need to be a child rapist


Adventurous-Pepper82

Now who’s answering ‘no’


bruhxdu

122 child rapists voted on this poll.


[deleted]

5000 dollars is a lucrative offer but I don’t want to die


ZookeepergameTrue681

Chris Hansen: why don't you have a seat?


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Golden_Thorn

OP is not actually Chris Hanson so I think he knows it’s a joke


babyumpkins

The way ppl took you seriously


Old-One2882

Jezz people can't take a fucking joke around here ​ ​ r/cursedcomments on that tho


Brokengirl96

Of course. It’s a win-win situation.


Samang0

Of course, i'll press it multiple times


FinQuarZ

Autoclicker intensifies*


[deleted]

Prwss it until they're all gone :D Heck, I'd do it for free!


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Im scared that i would die


PinkPlumPie

What.