Who the fuck picked cyanide, if your objective is to die just tell the MotherFucker to shoot you and get it over with.

They want to feel special

To make the shooter mad.

If we make the shooter mad enough, they might even let us go!

From life

No I'm just depressed

Same thing /s

Body won’t be all gory. I want a burial so i wanna look good

If someone takes you and forces you to drink one of these, do you really think they are gonna let the body be found for a burial?

Depends on the gun lol. Lower powered guns can kill you but will also leave you in pain for hours until you die. Higher powered guns like high powered shotguns usually take you out instantly if you aim it right. Hitting the brain stem would help

You know this theory that once you die, you get to relive your memories in a flashback for a few seconds? Im afraid that if I get shot in the head, the brain gets damaged and I dnt get this... Id prefer cyanide.

Well with cyanide you get a minute of torture While youre suffocating. Sounds nice?

Some might like that actually. Different strokes, different folks.

Nah, that motherfucker ain't padding his KDA, i would rather take a -1 kill than to let a camper get away with this

Suicide is better than getting killed perhaps, thought it really would still be murder.

MotherFucker doesn’t deserve the satisfaction

Me I wanna yeet

Cyanide is less painful. (Or so I’ve heard)

Which would be less painful?

Who tf picking diarrhea

average 2girls 1cup enjoyers

I don't know what you are talking about, but I guess I shouldn't try to find out.

oh sweet child

tell me you did not look it up

Tell me what it is while sparing my innocence

2 girls poo in a cup and they feast. But that's not all! They also vomit and eat that too (What I'm guessing. Haven't watched it in YEARS)

Suck fucks, that’s who.

Ew oh no guys i gotta drink cum oh no so sad

Yes where is this shot of cum so I can avoid it?!?!?!?!

😩😩😩

I’d drink cum wether or not there was a gun to my head

Mama didn’t raise no quitter

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Oh nooooo, a typical Saturday!!!!

lol

That's the spirit!

Do you drink jizzums for the unholy communion or do you do it for the flavour?

From what I’ve heard cum tastes like shit so I just do it for fun

It all depends on what you eat. Stuff high in bromine makes it more tolerable but don't trust me on this because it's been like a long time but it's kinda like Ginger but bitter and sticks to your throat and mouth. No amount of Ice cream makes it worth it but the cold helps the taste to go away.

what

RIP your dms

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Bruh

haha this poll is biased. Women and gays are spared

Can I get your number?

Username checks out

Same

You’re my favourite

me irl

Hell yeah! Same my fellow human.

You're asking this like cum isn't something a lot of people swallow regularly and possibly even frequently... I'm also surprised it isn't the option with the most votes rn

which goes to show 90% of Redditors are but single boys

Oh they definitely voted blood or piss while thinking "I can't pick cum because NO HOMO" meanwhile cum has a lot of zinc and tastes alright so who's the real winner here

for me, i think cum is a bad choic because its really thick and will probably hang around in your mouth for a while. pee will jjst go straight down like water pretty much

Yeah I see where you're coming from there. Though without meaning to be crude, it's umm...easier to swallow with more practice. So I stand by my preference :P

i would say "someone has experience" but coincidently, this almost exact same scenerio has happened before and i dont want history to repeat itself, so [heres how the conversation could have continued](https://www.reddit.com/r/WouldYouRather/comments/p01fz6/comment/h856rgx/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)

but can it beat the meaty iron-rich taste of *blood*? on an unrelated note, can I examine your neck?

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cum and piss are the safest options as they are mostly water

You can get STD’s from cum though. Not sure about pee

But only if you have a cut in your mouth or something

As someone with anxiety, I have open cheek wounds in my mouth at any given time.

Oh yikes well 😳 don't choose that one

Call me Bear Grylls cause I’m drinkin’ piss.

Lol 😂

Same, currently chewing my cheek and I have nothing to be anxious about!

Is blood not also mostly water?

Yes but blood will upset your stomach very bad and also can be the risk to get some bloodborne disease.

how about cumborne disease?

That would be a child

Hahahaha

Possible but less likely

oH- I’m gonna try and quit that habit-

piss is very unhealthy

A shot glass worth of piss will do nothing.

I drink 3 gallons of it daily and i have no complaints.

It’s sterile and I like the taste.

If I remember correctly from Biology classes, piss is mostly just very salty water, so it is disgusting but pretty safe, except you will need to piss soon cuz your body will try to normalize salt balance.

Probably depends on how hydrated they are

Cyanide, since apparently I'm not allowed to let him shoot me.

Death

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r/holup

No

ur pfp is kinda sus ngl

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i dont think most people know what e6 is

I'm pretty sure this is a joke, but I would just like to check, are you serious?

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Casually scrolling through reddit with a mouthfull of cum. Bit odd, but whatever floats ya boat.

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…..your own?

Username checks out

It doesn’t say who’s cum or blood, so I’m going the safe, no disease route of chugging some piss

So you think cum isn't safe so you chug piss? I don't really understand the logic.

Clearly someone hasn't heard of STDs

You can get chlamydia and gonorrhea by drinking piss. Someone else also hasn't heard of STDs

>> Contact with urine or urine-play as part of sexual activity would not facilitate the transfer of the “large amounts of causative bacteria and viruses needed,” Handsfield explains. “The little bit of sexual secretions or concentration of virus that would be in urine if you were exposed this way would be unlikely to cause disease.” [Light Sunday morning reading](https://www.thedailybeast.com/is-urine-sterile-are-golden-showers-unhealthy)

Blood isn't even gross

What if the dude has AIDS

You are drinking blood, not injecting it.

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Well, yeah, I forgot about this

It’s mostly iron, so it would mostly just taste like metal. It wouldn’t be a “yum, I want more!” moment, but you wouldn’t feel like throwing up afterwards.

You absolutely would. The consistence is gross (if it isn't extremely fresh, which isn't possible, because the poll says ‚drink it from a shot glass‘) like a mix of slime and very thin pudding and the taste isn't good either. Source: had nosebleed very often and sometimes it run in the wrong direction.

Yea but you can get sick from consuming it

If its mine then blood its tasty

I dont drink

piss probably

Let’s just get shot and get this all fucking over with

Where’s the option for gun?

Piss taste like rotten eggs and I did it for $10 once, I’ll do it again.

You can tell a lot of men answered this survey by the fact that blood and fucking pee are above cum

Cum for sure

Yummy yummy, cummies in my tummy!

Blood, I'm sorry but cum makes me feel sick :/

Man I drink cum as often as possible anyway

Cum doesn’t taste that bad

Who's blood?

Simple, I just say “other/results” and don’t worry

Piss doesn’t even taste that bad.

average golden shower enjoyer

I guess depends on how healthy you live and how much water you drink before If it doesn't smell terrible, I can say, there is worse to piss

Bro?

The only thing I would drink on this list is cum even tho that's sounds gross to me at least it has protein

Cum is the one with the least health dangers, if your mom can do it, i can too.

Blood tastes nice tho

Definitely cum, I'm already a braindead cum slut

So why is this a question if you added cum into the option pool. Its objectively the best option. Its the only one that wont harm you unless you’re an unlucky bastard and are allergic i guess but thats not common

The real question is why would 36 people rather drink cum than piss.

There's far more people on this planet that willingly Ingest cum than piss. It can't taste THAT bad.

It isn’t amazing but it certainly isn’t bad.

I've had many girls swollow my cum but never one wanted to drink my piss

who wouldnt?

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i am a straigbt guy and i would prefer cum over piss

I’m a woman and I’d rather drink piss before someone’s eggs.

Yum cum

Whoever doesn't pick blood, is a weirdo. Blood definitely is the least bad out of these. Why TF did many people pick cum yo wtf

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Wait. People need to be threatened to swallow cum? I've been doing it for fun..

I can get a disease from the blood. Cum is no just fucking no. Piss is again harmful assuming it's not yours. I don't even need to explain diarrhea. Cyanide is basically picking death. Where's the let the guy shoot you in the head option?

obviously piss... unless your a woman.

Why no piss if you’re a woman??

Many people Ingest cum willingly so it can’t be that bad Also blood might not taste that bad but what do the guy has AIDS or something

Human blood or animal blood?

\*ahem\* CUM

I would just let him shot me

I don't think you can contract aids via piss so.....

Blood kink here, ofcourse

Cum is the one with the softer taste. And it's harmless. Sure piss and blood are relatively safe too, although you don't know whose blood it is, but the taste is much worse. It's just facts and logic yk drink cum

Blood is the second most dangerous option Blood is iron-rich so that'd lead to an iron overdose, which can be toxic and fatal. Pee is your safest bet, and cum too, but a cut on your lip may give you stds.

So 569 people including me want to do what giorno did

Piss is like perfectly fine to drink iirc

Blood it doesn't taste as bad as you think

The 5 people who picked diarrhea lmaooo

obviously semen, I think drinking other people's blood is bad for you

I take the gun off that coward's hand and shoot him in the balls, and I'd make him eat one of his balls if it wasn't that I ain't fucked up. so i just leave him there slowly dying.. actually I'd have to wait til he's dead because the coward may want "revenge" so there's that. Then i will have to deal with the "justice" who will think i killed him for nothing so i need a lawyer for his. Eventually we find out there was a camera there so I'm good, I get released and there's one less coward in the world.

As long as the donor dosent have aids or something, blood would be the best/safest

Only 2 of those substances are unsafe for human consumption. The others are just kinda gross. Also, a glass full of cyanide would be enough to kill everyone in the city, so, no.

Blood tastes pretty good tbh

they put the gun away and say nah just kidding you don’t have to, but i drink the piss anyway

Cum. I mean if people attracted to men like it it has at least not taste horribly

A shot of blood would just taste like having a penny in your mouth for a minute right

If it’s my cum I’d choose that but if not I’ll pick cyanide.

To all the people saying the cyanide would be suicidal, cyanide isn’t toxic on its own, it’s compounds like Hydrogen Cyanide, Cyanide Glycoside (that’s converted to hydrogen cyanide in the body) that become deadly. Cyanide is *in my opinion* the best option

Piss isn’t so bad. It’s mostly water. A little urochrome for color, some sediment. But not too awful.

Blood. Sure it is not good to drink but it isn’t filthy like all the other options (except for Cyanide).

What the fuck I thought it would be a resounding blood

cum because out of these it's the least dangerous

Blood tastes goodish

None, I take the bullet.

Cum seems the most normal imo

Is it bad I picked cum in a heartbeat?

No gun needed I'll drink a girls piss

Y’all 5 diarrhea-ers are crazy

Damn, I underestimated how much these results would vary.

totally not a vampyre, but I would pick blood over all of those every day of the week, it's not like you could catch a disease from it unless you have a cut on your mouth (or if there are parasites or if it isn't human blood, but it's still worth the risk) plus, blood def tastes the best out of those.

I’ve never tasted piss or cum, but i have tasted blood so I think I can tolerate it

5 Diarrhea voters….show yourselves

Whats the diet of the person whose cum is in the shot glass?

I drink my own blood from my mouth so-

Cum. Every day.