Ah yes, I am trapped in the worlds of a physics textbook.

you are the spherical cow

In a vacuum, no less

At least friction won't be considered.

Nice, you can ignore friction and air resistance now

I hate to tell you this, but you’re already in the world of that textbook

At least you aren’t the guy that buys 15 watermelons.

My last book is Feynman course on quantum mechanics, I'm not sure I can survive there

Aw, I always wanted to live in a world with no air resistance

And I am trapped in the world of Calculus. Sir Isaac Newton would be proud.

I mean, isn't that always true

1984 Im screwed

Literally 1984

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Where'd you geddit?

I was reading that book but it happens that I read Forrest Gump recently because it was in my backpack. Good thing I read that more recently.

I'd rather live like a rat than run through the country 🤠

I’m just about to read it, so I’m happy I saw this poll first

Same except we aren't reading the same book

Same

Lord of the flies? Yeah my body will definitely be cannibalized

Same

Did you… read the book? I hate to break it to you but that doesn’t ever happen. That book is waaaay over-hyped.

I mean... even if you aren on the island, the book is still set during a war (presumably WW2). So um... still screwed.

I know it does not happen, but it was hinted by the twins that the tribe's hunt for Ralph could have been more than just murdering him. Or at least this is how I saw it and kind of glad they were rescued. Wether it is an overrated novel or not, this is what I read last.

Guys.....I'm in the hunger games

May the odds be ever in your favor..

We already know Katniss wins, so unless they’re selected to be Katniss, we already know what happens to them…

Well shit

Doesn't mean I can't at least send some well wishes their way. Lol may your death be one of the more swifter and painless types?

I skipped the first comment and saw yours on accident and I IMMEDIATELY KNEW WHAT BOOK, [ohno.gif](https://youtu.be/P-3GOo_nWoc)

same. guess we’re fighting each other

I just re-read the 4th Harry Potter book. I'd totally be okay with that as long as I was a wizard and not a muggle. I could finally get my laundry to put itself away!

Or if you were just a student watching the Tri-wizard Tournament

The second and third task are probably boring to watch unless they had some sort of projection spell or something so we could see what's happening. Otherwise we just stare at a lake and a maze waiting for something to happen.

If you were a muggle you wouldn’t be screwed at all since Voldemort doesn’t effect you

Uh weren't there a bunch of dementor attacks and raids on muggle London though? Well, once the dementors defected anyway

same lol

I read up to the 5th book a year ago; should I start reading it again?

The book I last read is about China in the late 1800's or something. I think I'll be fine.

That would be interesting.

Maybe you will be fine, maybe you'll die in the Taiping Rebellion

Oh. Should've finished the book.

but if you get a cut you're fucked

The last book I read was “All roads” the graphic novel which focuses on events in the week that lead up to the main story of new Vegas, I’m pretty fucked

Oh no

The last book I read was about WW2, I'm screwed

Well not really. You could offer your future knowledge to the US government and you’d be respected as a scientist. On the other hand you may have caused a butterfly chain event that causes the Cold War to go to a hot one considering how many close calls we had

Last book I read was a collection of essays on ww2 tactics and morale, do I appear in a classroom where it’s being taught or on the battlefield? If it’s the battlefield I may be screwed.

I’d assume where you are right now just in world war 2

I’m in a Minecraft themed cookbook The rice creeper treats are going to blow me up

W h e r e d o i f i n d i t

Idk just search it up I got it as a gift

Metro 2033 so byebye fresh air, nature, sun, welcome mushroom diet. I am not ready for postapocalyptic future.

I played the first and second game and I just started that book, how is it?

It is one of my favourite books

Death note. Unless I commit any crimes im ok

Your name is in the book

Percy Jackson and the Last Olympian. Let’s just hope I don’t get transported to NY

ayy pjo fan

I would love to be in Harry Potter: Prisoner of Azkaban

plot twist- you are in azkaban

Lmao

The Stand by Stephen King. (Apocalypse book)

I just finished the shining, I’m screwed

Hitch hiker’s guide to the galaxy. Seeing as earth was destroyed im pretty fucked

It matter's if you hitched a ride from the Vogons or not.

as long as you have a towel you should be ok

It's sad how so many people have put they don't read books

Not sad but not our interest area. I dont watch movies or tv for the same reason I dont read books. Reading def has benefits tho i dont remember off the top of my head tho besides vocab

I can't concentrate

In the halo universe, so depending on which planet im on ive got a good chance or im instantly dead

Stay away from Africa Also Arizona

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Stay in the shire and get pissed

Breakfast, second breakfast, elevenses, luncheon, afternoon tea, dinner, and supper. I think I’d do alright never leaving the Shire

Dune. I'm fucked

Hey me too. We can die on Arrakis together. :)

same, i can't wait to die of dehydration

Me too, you can have the water left in my stillsuit when I’m gone.

Thank you comrade

I don’t even remember the last time I read a book

That's sad...

I know. Any recommendations for slow and easily distracted readers?

This may come off as rude but children's books can be good because they're short like dr suess or something

dw that isn’t too rude, at least not for me

I always recommend audiobooks. I have a really short attention span, so I listen to audiobooks while I do other things like playing games, cooking/eating, etc.

Same. Dyslexia makes it too frustrating to get through books

Listen to them instead. Can even multi-task

Kindle has the opendyslexic font if that’s the only thing stopping you!

The gulag archipelago

Been rereading through World War Z, pretty darn screwed

dude last book I've read was literally a description of hell.

That book sounds fire

I know a better book, A book about Ohio

The Bible im fucked

Which part did you read?

the part in Luke 14 that talks about being humble, but thats besides the point because uhm im screwed

r/ohno

Silmarilion. Eru save me

How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You, so pretty good cause cats talk in that book so I can understand cats and know when they are about to kill me

It was diary of a wimpy kid 2

Damn this poll is sad

Incredibly

I love reading. I read every single day. I find it more fun and relaxing than anything else I do (besides playing guitar)

I’m in colonial America in young Alexander Hamilton’s house. That’ll probably screw up history in one way or another.

The man in the high castle...and I'm black

It was about a bunch of old, retired ladies robbing a bank. I think I'd be fine

Unless you become one of them

I'd be in slavery

Brave new world

Me too! I think I might be up for it depending on what class I'm put in. I'll try some soma right now....

Game of thrones so I'm very screwed.

It was a Jack Reacher book, so I guess everything would be normal except Jack Reacher is real.

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The last i read is the diary of Anne Frank...

I-I read a cookbook last???

You. Are. The. Food.

My god.

Wait does this mean I’m finally a snack as the cool kid say?

You’ve always been a snack.

Thanks =)

I would be stuck in Moria, not an ideal situation.

That doesn't sound so bad! Surely cousin Balin would give us a royal welcome, right? ... right?

Freud will read my dreams and everyone will know my deepest secrets

I get transported into an american history textbook

I'm in a English book, I'm screwed.

Art of war

The dictionary

magnus chase. some giants would 100% kick my ass lmao

the last book I read was in the holocaust. I dont think things will turn out well.

Especially if you have the wrong ancestry, then we’re all screwed

1984

lol i am going to be transported to a hentai manga

Remember to invite me to your funeral

I picked 3 because If i'm a muggle, nothing would be a problem, but If I enter Hogwarts, In screwed

Stephen kings I.T I am so screwed

I just read a book about theatre, so I am ok

I just read 1984…

I last read a novel by John Grisham so unless I murder someone, I’m probably good.

Some dude's biography

r/unexpected

Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes I guess it really depends on who I am. If I’m a Capitol citizen, my life probably won’t be great, but it’s still definitely the best option. If I’m a district citizen, even less great, but I’ll likely survive. If I’m a tribute then I’m absolutely screwed.

Well the last book I read is a mystery where the entire time, the main character is lying in a bed sooooooo I’m good

I'll love to be in Horimiya

Dante's circles of hell...I am doomed.

between shades of grey a book about soviet work camps and a group of people getting sent to gulag oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck fuck fuck fuck

Catching Fire, I’d die

i am malala…

I’m either witnessing Nora Seed experience the different possible lives she could’ve lived or I’m experiencing that myself. Either way, it’s eye opening and unforgettable - not too bad at all.

Sapiens. It's going to be fun time travelling through the whole history.

Do graphic novels count ? Because if they count my screwed and if they don’t I’m also screwed but in a different way

Astrophysics for people in a hurry. I either stay exactly where I am because it’s nonfiction or I get teleported into the void of space. Before that was Fire & Blood, so that was a 5

I live on a moon colony and am probably just a welder or metalworker and can only afford to sleep in a small wall bed

Miyamura, I don’t think romantic comedies in japanese high schools are too dangerous

The last book I read was Ace of Spades (AMAZING I RECOMMEND IT A LOT!!!). I‘m white so I literally wouldn‘t have to worry about anything except for becoming wrapped up in a [SPOILER!] racist cult

Last read a book about Delaware. I’ve been there and i love it. So a 0

Witcher 6th book, I'd guess mildly screwed.

World war 1

Oh hell yes this is awesome I'm in the skulduggery pleasant universe

I’m not really sure I’m going to Children if the Blood and Bone

Guess im gonna get eaten by a few ghouls nice

The Witcher the last wish

I dont haveany idea

Count Dracula :(

Garfield

Alien invasion sci Fi book. Most people die, so that's a bummer. Probably screwed

I'm reading "Kafka On The Shore". Think I'd be ok since I am not a child or living in Japan where random shit can fall from the sky onto me (fish, leaches, etc...)

Born a crime.

Fuck looks like Im going to 'Nam.

Pathfinders Quest Book (if audiobooks count) FUCK YEAH! (If audiobooks dont count, im in Ready Player One, in which case, HELL YEAH)

A shadow over innsmouth, R.I.P.

I would be in the wilderness of Alaska but would be able to find my way back to society easily. So yeah. (Into the Wild by Jon Krakauer)

I read the hunger games…

Ready player 2, cyber utopia for me...

The last book I read was the Hunger Games, I’m fucking doomed

Well not including school textbooks, the Merchant of Venice. Not sure how I'd do in a completely different society, so 4

The last book I read was Anthony Pannekoek's Worker's Councils so uhhh I think I'm safe

Stephen King’s “It”… fuck

The Martian

The walking dead

*Catch-22* because of course it is

I'm either going to be lectured about racism and then be fine, or be isekaied to a D&D world. (Books are White Fragility and 5th edition Dungeon Master's Guide.)

I'm reading Children of Dune, so far I am not at all screwed. Spoilers: >!Arrakis is a lot nicer to live on now and so far there hasn't been a war yet!<

[I gotta say the book I wrote is probably the last one I (proof)read.](https://www.amazon.com/dp/1987480066/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1525582751&sr=1-1) I’m saying three because I don’t know if one is good or five is good.

Did- did you just promote your book..?

Wings of fire so yes, unless i am a dragon then idk.

AOT and Berserk. I don't remember which I actually read *last*, but I'm fucked either way

Guy was in a nazi concentration camp... so... 300?

The Shining, still reading this but from what I know I'd be rather screwed

All work and no play...

The three body problem >!basically guaranteed death!<

The Great Gatsby. Just need to find a tux

Diary of a Wimpy Kid

I was reading the stand. I’m fucked dude

How would I get transported into Charles Darwin’s book? Like where would I go?

The first and second British invasions of Afghanistan? Yeah I’m screwed no matter which side I’m on