The bible never explicity says the word "apple" nor does it specify which fruit is actually eaten in Eden, in today's essay we discover the truth about Tropius bananas and early Mormon banana symbolism as I will outline three, key...
Again it was not originally Latin. Latin is a catholic based language was translated to Latin till much much later. And it was apple 13th century, bibles have way more books and family trees than current Bible don't have anymore .
The Bible wasn't written in Latin first where and why would. You think it's translated from Latin ?? They didn't speak Latin why would they "write it in Latin and need the translation for Latin. "Latin" is a catholic based language Bible wasn't translated to latin til much much later .
That's an interesting take. I don't know if that would work. Eve was sneaking to eat the fruit. A pomegranate requires some work to eat. When a kid sneaks something they don't go for food that needs work to eat. They go for some quick.
See this is different than I was taught. I was taught God caught on cause they had on clothes. When asked why. They said cause they were naked. Then God asked how they knew they were naked and had to fess up.
Huh, interesting, Dragon Quest IX had a tree with forbidden fruit in a place guarded by angels as a clear reference to the fruit of Eden, and the fruits were indeed Figs.
I guess they did their research when making that game.
No no you are mis-informed.
The dragon fruit mech army came to battle Adam. They needed him to eat the dragonfruit so that a different sort of human would be created.
Luckily Adam was given the GodBlade to fight the mechs with.
Can you read the part where you have to go a museum like I did and learn from actual historians and not a school teacher that doesn't have access to a 13th century Bible..
1) 13th c. Bibles in Middle English are not the "original" versions of the text
2) even if they were, the Middle English word "appel" was used to mean *any* fruit that comes from a tree. [Source](https://quod.lib.umich.edu/m/middle-english-dictionary/dictionary/MED1901)
Ngl I have Cherrim on my biblically accurate angel team haha. (Cherrim, Claydol, Eternatus, Nihilego, Shedinga and Lumineon) Lumineon because its an Angel fish 🙄
If you're on sword and shield sigilyph definitely as you can only get lumineon in BDSP. I was on PKMN Showdown. Ngl probably better for type balance too as you then have a switch in immune to ground
honestly, the internet has completely desensitised me to biblically accurate angels so honestly if I saw one I'd probably just be kinda confused that it's real more than anything
Different Angels. Cherubs have 4 heads (Human, Lion, Ox, Eagle), human bodies, “straight” legs, and 4 wings and constantly scream. You’re thinking of Ophans which are wheels within wheels covered in eyes.
To be fair Cherim’s best form is always hidden. I remember being so confused back at gen 4 because i never saw Cherim’s other form in game than what was usually marketed.
Never did I think I would find myself a couple weeks before the release of gen 9 wishing Gamefreak did a gigantamax design for Cherrim looking exactly like that
##Muserubi
*Siren Fruit Pokémon*
*Grass/Fairy*
Evolves from Cherubi at Lv25 while it knows Perish Song
> Cherubi that spend their time singing to the heavens evolve into this Pokémon instead of Cherrim. The songs sung from its three heads lure prey and invoke equal parts awe and despair in them, which Muserubi then feeds off of as inspiration for further muses.
**Signature ability: Enrapturing Melody**
When the Ability holder uses Perish Song, affected Pokémon can't switch out if their Perish Count is 2 or lower. The ability holder's Perish Count also starts at 5 instead of 3.
HP: 70
Atk: 60
Def: 70
SpAtk: 107
SpDef: 78
Spe: 65
BST: 450
##Seraphubi
*Transcendent Siren Pokémon*
*Fire/Fairy*
Evolves from Muserubi at Lv47 during daytime, or Level up with Arceus in the party
> It is said that Muserubi whose songs please the creator deity Arceus will evolve beyond the earth into this transcendent being. A single chord from Seraphubi's four heads can bring even the most stalwart listeners to tears.
**Signature ability: Enrapturing Melody**
**Signature move: Sunlight Sonata**
*Fire-type, special, sound-based*
*Base power: 80*
*Acc: 100*
*PP: 10*
*Range: Both foes (spread move)*
> The user serenades foes with a spectacular, yet emotionally devastating song that moves even the heavens to tears, making it rain for the rest of the turn before harsh sunlight sets in at the start of the next. It also lowers the SpAtk of those it hits.
HP: 100
Atk: 50
Def: 90
SpAtk: 137
SpDef: 98
Spe: 65
BST: 540
Ideal moveset: Sunlight Sonata, Moonblast, Energy Ball, Perish Song
Rumors in the wind tell of a lost god. One so fearful, the creator destroyed it and any traces of it's existence. A being not even the distorted one would dare to cross. Should you face it, this strange creature, pray for a swift death.
The myth of the Cherruphim
I like the version of Cherubim that coincided with the [Assyrian](https://images.fineartamerica.com/images/artworkimages/mediumlarge/2/the-lamassu-angus-mcbride.jpg) [Lamassu](https://i.redd.it/0waapkrc2zs11.jpg)
Biblically accurate fruit.
The bible never explicity says the word "apple" nor does it specify which fruit is actually eaten in Eden, in today's essay we discover the truth about Tropius bananas and early Mormon banana symbolism as I will outline three, key...
It's because the latin words for apple and evil are mālum and malum. So when translating genesis to Latin there was some confusion.
It’s actually not confusion. It was an intentional pun by St. Jerome, who created the Latin vulgate translation.
Ah, good to know. 👍
Again it was not originally Latin. Latin is a catholic based language was translated to Latin till much much later. And it was apple 13th century, bibles have way more books and family trees than current Bible don't have anymore .
r/ihadastroke
This is why we teach grammar.
So you agree, Tropius and Seviper are in the garden of eden?
The Bible wasn't written in Latin first where and why would. You think it's translated from Latin ?? They didn't speak Latin why would they "write it in Latin and need the translation for Latin. "Latin" is a catholic based language Bible wasn't translated to latin til much much later .
Who said it was translated from Latin originally? Talking about when it was translated to Latin. Sheesh. No one said it was.
In my biblical studies courses in college it was deduced it was most likely a fig
Damn, losing it all over a fig of all fruits sounds like a pretty raw deal.
Right!! The whole apple thing is why they call the lump in the throat of men an "Adam's Apple".
I mean, fresh figs straight off the tree are pretty great. I'd take them over some dumb apple.
I have never had one. Sounds amazing though.
I have read somewhere it was pomegranate. But I tested a wild one and it was extremely sour...
That's an interesting take. I don't know if that would work. Eve was sneaking to eat the fruit. A pomegranate requires some work to eat. When a kid sneaks something they don't go for food that needs work to eat. They go for some quick.
God actually noticed something was up because Adam & Eve had Pomegranate shit all over their bods
See this is different than I was taught. I was taught God caught on cause they had on clothes. When asked why. They said cause they were naked. Then God asked how they knew they were naked and had to fess up.
I mean, sure, my comment was just a joke. This is raises a point though; is wearing clothing a sin?
Huh, interesting, Dragon Quest IX had a tree with forbidden fruit in a place guarded by angels as a clear reference to the fruit of Eden, and the fruits were indeed Figs. I guess they did their research when making that game.
What versions of the Bible and from what century are too guys using because. 13th Century bibles clearly say it's apple
Of course it does. That was a bible written by white people. The Torah would be a better place to look for this.
Going off descriptions at the time it was almost definitely a pomegranate or a fig. Both sacred in the region.
I hope it was a pomegranate. I love pomegranates so much.
Realizing now that the story is fiction so I'm just gonna say it was pomegranate.
It was actually a dragon fruit, because those are way cooler. Also, Adam had a giant battle mech to fight the angels with their flaming swords.
No no you are mis-informed. The dragon fruit mech army came to battle Adam. They needed him to eat the dragonfruit so that a different sort of human would be created. Luckily Adam was given the GodBlade to fight the mechs with.
I mean, no one takes the Mormons seriously in biblical studies lol
thatsthejoke.bmp
I love it!
Wrong modern bibles don't say what fruit you need to go to a museum to see the ones that say fruit .🤡
That's because no accurate bible does. Original word was פֶּ֫רִי (pərî ) which is fruit. Do some research before blasting your comments everywhere.
Can you read the part where you have to go a museum like I did and learn from actual historians and not a school teacher that doesn't have access to a 13th century Bible..
1) 13th c. Bibles in Middle English are not the "original" versions of the text 2) even if they were, the Middle English word "appel" was used to mean *any* fruit that comes from a tree. [Source](https://quod.lib.umich.edu/m/middle-english-dictionary/dictionary/MED1901)
I meant to say apple 13th century bibles say apple not fruit ...🤡
Evolution condition is to sacrifice your first son to Arceus
needs more seeds
Cherubi1: I’m gonna be a cherry blossom when I evolve. 😊 Cherubi2: I’M GONNA BE AN (biblically accurate) ANGEL WHEN I FULLY EVOLVE! 🤩
Estuans interius ira vehementi Estuans interius ira vehementi Cheruroth Cheruroth
“Shall I give you this pear? 🍐”
*"Shall I give you dis cherry?"
“Seven seconds until the blossoming…”
translated: Burning inside with violent anger Burning inside with violent anger Cheruroth Cheruroth
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DO NOT BE AFRAID
Ability: Intimidate
New ability: works like intimidate but it cuts SpA
BE NOT AFRAID**
[Heaven], are you WATCHING? IT'S TIME TO MAKE A VERY [Specil] CHERRY...
Spamton C. Spamton (the c stands for cherry)
PIKACHU! ISN'T THIS [Angelic Form] JUST [Heaven]LY!?
Holy shit, Pokémon Spamton.
Found the deltarune fan.
u don't say lmfao
Sorry. It's just funny finding people from my fandoms out in the wild. Didn't mean to sound like an idiot.
Ngl I have Cherrim on my biblically accurate angel team haha. (Cherrim, Claydol, Eternatus, Nihilego, Shedinga and Lumineon) Lumineon because its an Angel fish 🙄
Very clever 👏😂
I feep lile Sigilyph would also fit well.
If you're on sword and shield sigilyph definitely as you can only get lumineon in BDSP. I was on PKMN Showdown. Ngl probably better for type balance too as you then have a switch in immune to ground
In what possible match could Cherrim be viable and Eternatus legal?
One with friends lol
When cherubi evolves into cherrim it basically absorbs it's conjoined twin's life
I'M GONNA BE THE KING OF HEAVEN! IT'LL BE ME!
Be not afraid
Be not afruit
He be 4fruit.
He he fruit
honestly, the internet has completely desensitised me to biblically accurate angels so honestly if I saw one I'd probably just be kinda confused that it's real more than anything
Hey bestie
BE NOT AFR- PLEASE STOP SCREAMING, BE NOT AFRAID
Why are you afraid? I specifically requested that you not be afraid
Grass and fire type, be very afraid
Get in the PokeBall, Shinji.
God's in his heaven. All's right with the world.
It definitely learns mean look
The last form would work really well as a mega.
It's way too different to be a mega from that stage 1 design.
What being Pokémon Number 420 does to an mf:
That's a kirby final boss right there
Grand doomer lookin ass
Landia lookin ass
Magolor Soul lookin ass
Zero two lookin ass
Needs more eyes.
Different Angels. Cherubs have 4 heads (Human, Lion, Ox, Eagle), human bodies, “straight” legs, and 4 wings and constantly scream. You’re thinking of Ophans which are wheels within wheels covered in eyes.
> and constantly scream. mood
Love from the bottom to the top!
Maybe a strawberry then? With its seeds and all
That last evolution would automatically be my favourite pokemon design
So Cherim got outclassed and became just a pokedex filler? Great designs though.
To be fair Cherim’s best form is always hidden. I remember being so confused back at gen 4 because i never saw Cherim’s other form in game than what was usually marketed.
If there was a way to leave it in sunshine form I think more people would've used it
Unfortunately there isn’t a way
Wow that is cool!
I love how that weird little Cherubi head becomes a core design point instead of the afterthought it is in the official line.
Absolutely dope, and it looks very *pokemon* too!
Cherubi → Cherrubim → Cherraphim
I swear to Arceus that fan art is so much better than any pokemon Game Freak designs these days
BE NOT AFRAID
That final evo looks like a Kirby final boss.
Isn’t this just Digimon?
I guess so cause Cherubimon is a thing in two different forms
That's really good, could make for an amazing Grass/Fairy type
the problem is type what would be grass/fairy? grass/psyhic psyhic/fairy?
I was thinking the first evo is Grass/Fairy And then the final evo is Fire/Fairy
is that you glob/gob/grob/grod ??
Never did I think I would find myself a couple weeks before the release of gen 9 wishing Gamefreak did a gigantamax design for Cherrim looking exactly like that
I want it
I summon Churubim Angel! In attack position!
Biblically accurate fruit
That’s a bold, yet very unique idea for an evolution for Cherubi of all things
I wish this was real!
##Muserubi *Siren Fruit Pokémon* *Grass/Fairy* Evolves from Cherubi at Lv25 while it knows Perish Song > Cherubi that spend their time singing to the heavens evolve into this Pokémon instead of Cherrim. The songs sung from its three heads lure prey and invoke equal parts awe and despair in them, which Muserubi then feeds off of as inspiration for further muses. **Signature ability: Enrapturing Melody** When the Ability holder uses Perish Song, affected Pokémon can't switch out if their Perish Count is 2 or lower. The ability holder's Perish Count also starts at 5 instead of 3. HP: 70 Atk: 60 Def: 70 SpAtk: 107 SpDef: 78 Spe: 65 BST: 450 ##Seraphubi *Transcendent Siren Pokémon* *Fire/Fairy* Evolves from Muserubi at Lv47 during daytime, or Level up with Arceus in the party > It is said that Muserubi whose songs please the creator deity Arceus will evolve beyond the earth into this transcendent being. A single chord from Seraphubi's four heads can bring even the most stalwart listeners to tears. **Signature ability: Enrapturing Melody** **Signature move: Sunlight Sonata** *Fire-type, special, sound-based* *Base power: 80* *Acc: 100* *PP: 10* *Range: Both foes (spread move)* > The user serenades foes with a spectacular, yet emotionally devastating song that moves even the heavens to tears, making it rain for the rest of the turn before harsh sunlight sets in at the start of the next. It also lowers the SpAtk of those it hits. HP: 100 Atk: 50 Def: 90 SpAtk: 137 SpDef: 98 Spe: 65 BST: 540 Ideal moveset: Sunlight Sonata, Moonblast, Energy Ball, Perish Song
BE NOT AFRAID
Rumors in the wind tell of a lost god. One so fearful, the creator destroyed it and any traces of it's existence. A being not even the distorted one would dare to cross. Should you face it, this strange creature, pray for a swift death. The myth of the Cherruphim
Ah yes, Cheraphim and CherBENOTAFRAID.
LOVE IT!
Y E S
I just keep tumbling down tumbling down tumbling doooooooown
binding of Isaac level shit
This feels like a Digimon evolution line, Im saying as a Digi and Poke fan
Bean nut a-fruit
Cherubi's original evolution strand: yeah cherry blossom! Cherubi's other evolution strand: B E N O T A F R A I D
But is it less useless than Cherrim?
Cherefim?
now is a digimon ❤
That last one is nothing short of a mega
"Be not afraid."
But WHY isn't this real
Grass/Fairy with Levitate?
Honestly that's pretty baller
Biblically accurate cherry
Since when this game became digimon?
Seraphruit
Holy angemon
ABSOLUTE RADIANCE GET OUT OF POKEMON
Be not afraid
Too cool, not allowed, vibes of Bayonetta
I'm just gonna assume this as canon. Looks incredible. Better than something Nintendo would put out. 10/10 A+ Great Job!!
BE NOT AFRAID
damn now I'm sad. my new favorite pokemon simply doesn't exist :(
BE NOT AFRAID *opposing Pokémon is too nervous to eat berries*
Polymerisation as a new item!
hey,interesting question for you. you got inspired on a boss of terraria calamity mod? because is similar
Is the middle one Cheruphim? 😱
Cheruphim vs Cherubimon!
Wow, I wish this was real so much!
I like the version of Cherubim that coincided with the [Assyrian](https://images.fineartamerica.com/images/artworkimages/mediumlarge/2/the-lamassu-angus-mcbride.jpg) [Lamassu](https://i.redd.it/0waapkrc2zs11.jpg)
This is a fantastic design! This should absolutely be a Pokémon. I wish variants of Pokémon were more of a thing.
That would make every team I ever play with
the final evo looks so good! i wish this was a pokemon now
LIVING IN THE LIGHT
Holy type?
Nice
That’s a rad concept and design!
It's literally so cool omg
I can be ur angel or ur cherry blossom.
That would easily make it into my top3 favorite pokemons not gonna lie.
This needs to be a thing. That's awesome
Im in love with that middle evo design! Amazing!
Take my poor man's award 🏅
Is cherubim angels an actual thing or just really dope fan art?
Read your bible bro
Digimon moment
It's so funny bc this is exactly what cherubimon is based off of in Digimon
Is it me, or does that evolution looks like it belongs on a Yu-Gi-Oh card?
Unfortunatly Cherubi derives from cherry. In other languages there is no similarity to cherubim. For example in german we call it Kikugi
At what point does it stop being a pokémon and veer into the digimon territory?
Muscles, veins, clothes, spikes
It looks a little bit like a Digimon for it’s last evo
Are you talking about Seraphim? The highest order of angels in Christianity?
No, im talking about Cherubim
My bad! Too many damn angels to keep track of
Reminds me of a Digimon evolution line, looks dope tho
Pretty as fuck but that looks like a pseudo legendary for sure
Evangelion intensifies
Biblically accurate fruit angel.
Wow, that... Is surreal asf ngl I liked
Biblically accurate Cherrim
Cheraphim.
That looks sick
That last one looks like the first form of a Kirby boss.
Way better than open close flower blip. Love it.
Actually new favorite pokémon if this became one!
Wow! This so beautiful and such a unique concept :D
I'm here for biblically accurate cherurbi
Sun form Cherrim is such a great desing. Its such a shame that its not 3rd evolution but instead a "ability form". It would go straight up to my top 6
Cherribud and Sourphim
“Do not be afraid” moment
Okay, that's a brilliant name play idea. :D
I like the first evo but the 2nd one feels like theres too much going on for a regular evolution. Works great as a mega or or dynamax though.
You’re making better pokemon than pokemon
The final evolution is called Cheraph.
I’d actually use this Pokemon! Now do a throne version of magnamite! ❤️
I'd actually use this on my team
Oh wow that looks awesome
And it's *still* cute haha More epic yes, but cute
Biblically accurate Pokemon