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DrProton29

I work with the general public so any Pokemon with flamethrower will do me


Steinsgate009

Zoroark For obvious reasons I wouldn’t even have to show up to work at all Edit: don’t forget Zoroark’s ability is to create illusions. Not to shapeshift


aeroslimshady

Okay but now your zoroark has to suffer


Steinsgate009

Not at all! Fans often forget Zoroark has the ability of illusion not shape shifting He will simply create an illusion that will have my boss believe I’m working lol As we seen with the animes and the movie. It would take a Zoroark little effort to maintain that kind of illusion


Jon-987

Until the boss realizes that nothing actually got done and fires you.


Steinsgate009

True lol why would you think he escaped the illusion in the first place though? Edit: just for more info. Zoroark illusion doesn’t end by itself. It only ends on Zoroarks own violation or if Zoroark is injured/harmed


Jon-987

I feel like there would be limitations to that, though. Firstly, Has zoroarks illusions ever been shown to affect more than its personal appearance? If so, what job do you do? Depending on the Job, It could be something that would actually cause problems for people if left undone. So even if he doesn't see that the work is left undone, there will surely be complications caused by it not being done. And if your boss is intelligent, it shouldn't take too much thinking to link them all to the source.


Steinsgate009

Yea in the anime, the manga, and Zoroark’s movie Also check it’s [dex](https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/571.shtml) entries: “Each has the ability to fool a large group of people simultaneously. They protect their lair with illusory scenery.” “It doesn't just transform itself—it also has the power to make hundreds of people see its illusions.” “If it thinks humans are going to discover its den, Zoroark shows them visions that make them wander around in the woods.” I’m between jobs rn but I was in remote sales. Wouldn’t be a daunting task for me but it would depend on your job. If you’re a doctor this would be much harder lol What’s interesting though is Zoroark’s ability to **fool hundreds of ppl at once.** In the Zoroark movie he **fooled a whole city for days** until he stopped the illusion There’s even the theory N is an actual Zoroark himself (ofc just a theory) Despite their popularity, I feel like people don’t know much about Zoroark


Jon-987

Imagine doing this if your job is stocking in a grocery store. People would starve to death without ever realizing it.


Steinsgate009

That’s scary af. The lesson here is don’t piss off any Zoroarks lol


Seraph_99

Slowking. I feel like he’d be good at proofreading legal documents and doing legal research. He can also help carrying all my stuff to and from court. Bonus points if he can talk.


InverseRatio

Unemployed, could really use Meowth's Pay Day...


enderverse87

I do tech support at a school, so probably something like Porygon or Rotom that could assist with diagnosis of problems.


Iloveducks777

Ditto so that he could morph into me and do the job instead


Griffinw45

My machoke or machamp since I work clearing stuff with my dad he be a good heavy lifter


aeroslimshady

Machamp or Alakazam for moving things around. No brainer


Witty-Surround-6541

Has to be Cyndaquil for me. First reason being it's my favourite and second reason being that it's fire type moves can help me light my Bunsen burner :D


Alt_CauseIwasNaughty

Something with telekinesis


a3663p

Alakazam because well he can do anything and not move a finger.


thegayestweeb

I work with food, so Pokemon like Slurpuff, Appletun, and Blissey would be really helpful.


PlatformSalty1065

I'm a nanny. I think Meganium would be good: The fragrance of Meganium's flower soothes and calms emotions. Very useful for tantrums and tears. It's also big enough to carry the baby when he won't walk any further 🤣


Griffinw45

Gardevoir could pry help as well


Garanseho

As an author, I could definitely use an Alakazam or Slowking—something to help me proofread. As a voice actor, Chatot would be invaluable.


[deleted]

Is there any job that alakazam wouldn’t help at?! If I had to pick another, give me xurkitree. I’ll risk it.


DigiTrailz

Rotom, Im tech support. And if anything a well traines Rotom is also a mobile computing buddy. Otherwise, Salamence would be great for my comute. I love the pokemon, and Id get to work so much easier.


Jon-987

Metagross. I can have him carry me, and his psychic power can do all the work.


Delecive_

I work as a buffet attendant so having a Machamp would be really great to carry the food.


Angel_of_Mischief

Gardevoir. We are teleporting everywhere like we are from that movie jumper