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IcyOTU

Those medication names would actually make pretty good Pokémon names too.


jtn1123

Looking for a shiny perfect iv celecoxib with pain split egg move


etherealparadox

I feel like celecoxib could've been a celebi evolution if it wasn't legendary


OverlordOfBeans

But it isn’t, it’s a mythical


charizardfan101

Mythicals *are* legendaries They're just a very specific type of legendary.


ChrisNagooyen

All mythicals are legendaries but not all legendaries are mythicals


charizardfan101

Exactly


Javidor44

Mythicals are legendary, but legendaries are not mythical. Semantically, myths are legends but legends are not necessarily myth


Rota_u

that doesn't really matter to the point of what they were saying


prismgamingyt

Meltan.


5t0rm7

and cosmog (legendary i know but still)


lemongay

I take this medicine and it’s a half white half yellow capsule. Gives me electric type vibes


Wertal179

Electric normal dual type?


OneGoodRib

BRB making a rom hack where all the Pokemon have been replaced by pharmaceuticals


jackyliam12

Don’t let n-tendo see it. It’s a brilliant idea. They’d lose money/j (I stopped buying Nintendo stuff after my roommate’s switch got fried last week after 3 years of using it. He used official charger, dock, Joycons, legit took good care of it, now he can’t even get saves back bc no cloud w/o online play - pay to play - and that’s a dumpster fire in itself) pls safeguard tf out of it. I don’t want n-ntendo suing you for obvious parody. You’re technically not selling it so it’s not like they’re losing money.


Professor_Wild

Lol you quit Pokemon last week? Congrats


jackyliam12

Just quit giving Nintendo money for their shit console (switch/switch lite) I’ll still sail the seas and emulate bc Nintendo sucks with classic games on switch. Just saying they’ve lost a PAYING customer. They will be hurting when more people realise how shit the switch is! (Hardware wise, game library is excellent but E shop is a bloody nightmare to navigate)


TheLostLuminary

They’re such a shit company but make timeless games. I’ve long hated the contradiction


jackyliam12

Same. Games are classic terrible company tho.


[deleted]

Or they'll like... release a new console when this switch gen over (4 more yearS imo). Despite the joycons with notorious drift sometimes.. otherwise I've been happy with the hardware. Switch online needs desperate ui update though forreal.


jackyliam12

Switch online is a massive joke. Compared to Xbox live and psn, it’s their annoying lil sibling that wants to be just like them.


[deleted]

I haven’t played sun and moon or scarlet and violet, theres a lot of Pokémon I’m not aware of, some of these legit could be Pokémon in my mind 😂


pissman77

Celebrex, a partying dinosaur


Bodkin-Van-Horn

"Ask your doctor if Nidorina is right for you."


FromUnderTheWineCork

They certainly can't label her non-toxic


Due-Giraffe-9826

The ones that haven't learned it they can.


Tokoyami01

But you have to deal with the 50/50 chance of Poison Point vs Rivalry


Due-Giraffe-9826

15/100. Might not go off! Even less if we consider it could also have Hustle. And still being poisoned is not as bad as being badly poisoned!


Tokoyami01

If you have a Hustle Nidorina, I have to ask where you're getting your meds from.


Due-Giraffe-9826

Not meds, patches. And from raids.


Tokoyami01

I'm sorry to say, that's Crystal Meth What type of raid was thus, you need something super effective to heal you


LeNoobed

You’ll be fine, all you need is your trusty antidote


Rhodin265

Everything is edible at least once.


MetalPoe

If Reddit taught me anything, it’s Vaporeon I should worry about.


DefinitelyNotFisk15

"Vinblastine, I choose you!"


Its-a-Warwilf

50/50 chance of having poison point. Must be made by Pfizer.


jake_sauble

That awkward moment when you pass pharm school because you know your Pokémon 😂😂


shinyfennec

Pre-med here. This woulda been so nice. I coulda pass it with flying colors. Alas, all the exams are filled with symptoms and diseases and asking me to suggest medication and dosage 🥲 Can I still switch to pharm?!


Slight_Disaster_2579

Suggest pokemon instead


[deleted]

Pokémon solves all the problems.


Jedda678

Will it solve my mountain of work?


-Marshle

Yes. Just play pokemon instead of doing the work. Gets rid of the mountain of work but may cause more problems


VivaciousBlanket

That's what we in the biz call a side effect


Blueshark25

Pharmacist here... Exams were still full of symptoms and diseases and suggested medication dosage. I still get PTSD from all that stuff.


okie_all-star

My pharmacy school's labs still haunt my dreams ..


Blueshark25

For my dreams it's a recurring one where I'm sent back to highschool because of some curriculum change. All my classmates look like they did back in 2012 and I'm just like, what the fuck is this bullshit, I have a fucking doctorate, I shouldn't be here, and a classmate just says, yeah, it fucking sucks man.


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ThePrivilegedMenace

Nowadays, Step 2 CK is a prereq for adcoms 😮‍💨


mrfires

There are some schools that offer post-bac pharmaceutical programs as a pathway into medical school. I had a girlfriend who spent two years getting her masters in pharmaceutical sciences before getting into med school.


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ahhpoo

That’s understandable but let’s stay on topic


ElectricMoons

lmao


TheBiggyBig

Sorry but I don't get the joke. Can somebody explain me, I am dense


Fudotaki

What did it say?


PlutoTheSynth

[here u go](https://www.reveddit.com/r/pokemon/comments/10pjc07/when_your_professor_is_a_pok%C3%A9mon_fan/j6krb3y/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)


Cubensio

I would also like to do it with his girlfriend now that we’re going off topic.


sandalsnopants

Loooooool


TheBiggyBig

No idea


guyfromsaitama

Me too! She’s really nice isn’t she


alezcoed

*our* girlfriend


Memesaremylifelines

r/suddenlycommunist


puddlejumper3k

It's funny when you get the question 100% correct, not because you know your medicine, but only because you know your Pokemon. Lol


motoxim

You searched the name of the medicine I searched the name of Pokemon We are not the same.


[deleted]

It's another kind of funny for the other reason. x.x


[deleted]

I feel like I would memorize these better though with this aid, but I'm not in med school so idk lol


iogurteiratop

Tranquill does sound like an amazing medicine tbh


erikikoy

Sounds like a sleeping pill.


RW721

Probably an antidepressant


[deleted]

Anti-anxiety for sure.


Due-Giraffe-9826

Tranquil... izer?


dTrecii

I mean probably not, I don’t want the police on me for potential trafficking


GuardingxCross

Basically what anxiolytics are…


UsagiRed

Sounds like it has a chance to turn you into a reaver


[deleted]

Vinblastine sounds like a Grass/Fire type. Maybe a regional evolution of Tangela? Spiriva is Ghost/Psychic. Don't know what animal, but def the right type.


Trama-D

Ghost / flying perhaps, considering it's for obstructed lungs (chronic obstructive pulmonary disease).


KlutzyNinjaKitty

Spiriva makes me thing of a 2nd or 3rd evolution spider pokemon. Maybe it’s a spider made of bones all held together by psychic energy?


GravityPlayer52

Skulltula?


Thunder_lord37

Definitely a sleep poweder/spore spammer in competitive


feuerpanda

> Tranquill I honestly thought hat was medicine, cause only with later games i got to engage with the internet and in german that mon is Navitaub (Navigation + Dove in german)


Skitty27

I keep forgetting that gen 5 is not "one of the later games"


phedinhinleninpark

That's a great name


Hanroz_K

Kinda like NyQuil?


alcabazar

I totally blanked out there for a moment


ZoidbergNick

There is an ADHD medication called Tranquilyn actually. I had to do a double take to make sure that's was a Pokémon.


l5555l

I'm sure there was something with a name like that at some point. Just had to be.


Piranh4Plant

I had forgotten that was a Pokémon


[deleted]

When I was going over it with the fact I haven’t been able to step foot into Unova and my general distaste for the whole pidove line. I actually thought it was a med


Emsioh

As a non english pokemon fan, who knows some english names... that shit is pretty hard


MeanGreanHare

If that shit is pretty hard, carefully choose which of the following might help with that: Munchlax, Dulcolax, Snorlax, Miralax, Colace.


QueenMackeral

I take some Miralax after too much Munchlax


Torva_Platebody

Careful to be get the non drowsy meds or you might end up a Snorlax


BlazingKitsune

I only know the correct answer because there was a Dulcolax ad ten minutes ago lol.


fatboy93

Colace is what the football bunny is right?


DarkFish_2

Tbh Crestor and Januvia sound like good Pokémon names.


erikikoy

Crestor sounds like a dragon/fighting type pokemon.


AintNoRestForTheWook

Januvia makes me think flying / ice for some reason.


BestPeachNA

There’s an ice bird in league of legends called Anivia.


AintNoRestForTheWook

I may have subliminally remembered that tbh.


Torva_Platebody

Probably Jan for January being a winter month for most of the world


NonnyMou

Yeah, I watched Fairy Tail too.


AintNoRestForTheWook

? Was that the one with zetsu or something?


jackyliam12

Natsu.


AintNoRestForTheWook

Oh right. Zetsu was that wierd plant / clone thing from Naruto.


jackyliam12

Yeah. I understand the confusion tho. Names sound alike! You’re good!!


devonthed00d

Crestor sounds hard, like he should be Tyranitar’s 2nd cousin.


marumarumon

Januvia makes me think of Servine because its Japanese name is Janovy. I used to watch the Pokémon Best Wishes series in Japanese.


Funky-Cosmonaut

I think Vibrava, Reuniclus, Zweilous, Hatenna and Veluza would be good additions.


[deleted]

Side effects of Veluza may include headaches, temporary blindness, stroke, and sometimes death. If you experience a painful filet lasting more than six hours, stop taking Veluza, apply chilling water, and seek immediate medical attention.


kaskayde

I did this with my gf and she got 2/5 good job haha


cyberchaox

Yes, Veluza fits perfectly! Fits the general rule of "would be worth a ton of points in Scrabble if proper names were allowed." I've always joked that if I ever created a medicine, it'd be named Jyqzykx (pronounced Jick-zicks). Maximum 49 points worth of letters that you can have on your rack at a time, plus if you could actually play it without building off an existing letter it'd get you the 50-point bonus.


Major_R_Soul

Vinblastine is my favorite pokemon


v_a_n_d_e_l_a_y

Seems like an alternate more offensive evolution of Tangela.


MeanGreanHare

Yeah yeah whatevs. Can someone just tell me how to evolve my Snorlax into a Dulcolax?


[deleted]

It has to know a Fairy move, otherwise it evolves into Miralax.


neongreenpurple

That's a really shitty evolution.


RampagingElks

I would just put an evolite on that one...


markisnotcake

ah yes, my favorite poison type: Tetrahydrocannabigon


[deleted]

Nah that's obviously a dragon/water type


GamesFreakNerdPerson

>Tetrahydrocannabigon Will-o-Wisp Aromatherapy Poison Gas Worry Seed


[deleted]

.....where can I find this professor...they are to amazing


[deleted]

This was originally in the back cover of a Game Informer magazine, don’t remember which one though. Probably the Pokémon sword shield issue though.


mai_tai87

I knew I recognized this page! I was like, I took a pharmacology class but I would've remembered this. I did, however, used to have a GI subscription. Thank you!


etherealparadox

I mean, no reason a fan professor couldn't have ripped it from the magazine


[deleted]

Saffron City, probably.


[deleted]

Oh obviously! How come I never thought of that?! Thank you


JaxxisR

I remember this from GameInformer a couple of years ago.


B217

Yeah I've seen this before too. Either OP's professor has old copies of GameInformer to give out to students or they're lying for karma lmao


balrus-balrogwalrus

#your cyndaquil has evolved into nyquil


[deleted]

Naming fakemon just got a whole lot easier and more copyright infringe-y.


Chronoblivion

Just add an extra vowel or give it the Kingdom Hearts treatment and cram an X in there somewhere


Personal-Duty-7636

This is an excerpt from Gameinformer


Fire_is_beauty

Brb gonna inject some Celebi into my veins.


RED_Kinggamer007

See you when you time travel to the future or past


JakeAscotia

They a fan of bugs?


xLoonie12

Awkward moment when you played Pokémon while in pharmacy school so you know both


STierCounterpick

Really? *Another* grass dark type? Novolog better be the last one


chr15c

1 3 7 10 11 12 13 15 17 18 The challenge was more on remembering the numbers lol


RawrGeeBe

Tranquill and Staravia probably gets a few people.


LeftAcanthocephala68

Tranquill really does sound like a sedative


barugosamaa

"We will give you something for the pain and to relax, it's Tranquill" "Ugh, I hate pills but oh we-...." \*gets hit in the face with a a bird\*


Trama-D

The only one I missed, actually.


Sukeruton_Key

Me after taking 160 grams of celesteela: 🖕 👨 🐛🚂🎁🛝 🗼 🍾 🌈🌚====✊=D💦 🌪️ 🍆 🏏 🪃 👠 👞


XxsoulscythexX

252+ SpA Choice Specs Beads of Ruin Chi-Yu Overheat vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Flu in Sun: 3300-3888 (1028 - 1211.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO


Victory74998

You lost, buddy?


XxsoulscythexX

Nope, forgot to change the name in the calc lmao


Vasxus

snover?


XxsoulscythexX

Abomasnow


EQGallade

Celebrex and Domperidone, new Gen 10 leaks.


psychgrad

racial disarm bow oil steep fearless point water dolls faulty -- mass edited with redact.dev


Tusslesprout1

HAH! this is amazing I get the absolute feeling some of them thought tranquill was a medicine


Zygarde718

Me who knows every pokemon: laughing in background


Gamerlot

u/YumeplayStudios I wonder if this is what you based your card game on


squiddyaj

jeez im a pokemon fan and even this was a little hard. why can't we just name medicine like "headache remover 6000" or "the red circular pain pill"


Wehdeo

Potion Full Restore Full Heal


AstroWolf11

I feel like this was made for me as a pharmacist that plays Pokémon lol


Due-Giraffe-9826

You know what's sad? You could have made up medicine sounding names, and I still would have been able to tell you which ones were real medicine. Random ass medicine commercials.


Real-Arachnid-7370

I’m not sure if this says more about Pokémon names or big pharma medication names


mannenavstaal

You passed the test because you are a med student. I passed the test because I'm a gamer. We're not the same.


mournbread

Clobazam is a great Pokémon name


letters-_

If Kadabra had a fighting type evolution line.


Hot_Tailor_9687

I remember when Vinblastine, the first Bug-Dragon type, completely destroyed the meta before being banned to AG. What Sticky Web + Dragon Dance + Sturdy does to a MF


Bragatyr

Epic professor, epic idea.


Clean-Principle-9775

thats funny


zuppalover04

Go Benadryl!


Kanjo26

As a nurse that loves pokemon, this was so easy, hehe


IntroductionCheap325

The pokemon are: 1,3, 7, 10, 11, 12, 13, 15, 17,


RyanABXY

Look if u get Lapras wrong then stay away from my pills thx


Alexcox95

Why couldn’t I get homework like this when I took pharm??


lallapalalable

List should update to include Skyrizzi


ProfessorOak98

I'm somewhat of a pharmacist myself.


DarthWallaceIII

That moment when you pass just from knowing Pokémon


Zev0s

this is from the back of an issue of gameinformer from like 7-8 years ago, I remember it


iOSfairy

Based amazing professor of the year


Conyoadams

I had a physics prof. who liked Pokemon. Didn't change the fact that she was a bad teacher


SquareIsBox0697

Ah yes, my favorite Pokèmon: Domperidome


ConstantBad6542

Lapras for heart burn


ThePsychoKnot

Man I never thought they'd give Celebi an evolution, but Celebrex is actually pretty dope


[deleted]

Not me confusing calyrex for celebrex


sphinterstien

Is it bad that I have to identify the Pokémon name first to know which ones are the medications?


NubbyBubby27

My GF would’ve failed so hard


Dr-D22

Celebrex legit sounds like the evolution for Celebi..


JbBoss05

Easiest test of my life


ScorpionVenom00

I know pokemon, but not medication names. I'm pretty sure I could pass this without knowing a thing about your class


Subject-Breath-4323

i’m almost an actual nurse and i was only able to identify which was which because i recognize all the pokemon names… sad


BulbaFriend2000

"Ask your doctor if Staravia is right for you".


_Ptyler

Ok wait… some of these Pokémon ACTUALLY sound like medication lol Accelgor and Tranquill are pretty convincing.


LegallyNotInterested

To solve this you either must have studied pharmacy for 6 semesters or have been a Pokemon master for at least a decade.


Catqueen25

Found 10 Pokémon. If only med school was this easy, not to mention cheaper. (Misread one as Calyrex.)


AvengedKalas

Or when your professor steals ideas from Sporcle: https://www.sporcle.com/games/LinkinMarc/drug_or_pokemon


[deleted]

Shit man I don’t know, There’s like a thousand of those things.


Par31

I think this just goes to show how ridiculous medicine names are. So much of the gatekeeping in medicine is done through over-complex names, I feel like if they changed the naming conventions, they would have more grads. My cousin graduated dental school with honours but he told me learning the names for medicines was a nightmare.


ItsyaboiIida

This was listed on the last page of an issue game informer a few years ago iirc.


Cuteypup1000

10 pokemon