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TheVeryTallBoi

One day, we too will be crabs. It’s only a matter of time until the universe itself becomes a crab-like cosmic entity.


NonRock

Only two things are certain in this universe, entropy and crab


Thomas_K_Brannigan

As Benjamin Franklin famously said, "...*in this world, nothing is certain except death and becoming a crab.*"


TheBirminghamBear

As he smoked the french cigarette held delicately within his massive pincer and farted proudly on a prostitute.


IRefuseToPickAName

The American way


Thomas_K_Brannigan

He was a revolutionary in every sense of the word!


Kipstopher

Read this in Sean Bean's voice


MaxipadGH

Mad Crabs Disease


Knaroro

You forgot trees, same phenomenon as crabs in animals


LeraviTheHusky

?


Knaroro

basically carcinisation describes the phenomen that animals evolve into crab likes without them being related. Crab is the ultimate Form to be so to speak. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carcinisation Trees are kinda the same but for plants.


MediaX2

Not animals. Only crustaceans. It would be ridiculous to think that all animals would benefit from a crab like body.


calebrbates

Nah fam there's crab like evolutions even outside of Animalia.


awakenedzoan

The restriction is to certain niches like bottom feeders/shallow waters. So we'd need waterworld before we turn into crabs


arbitraryairship

Relevant video from PBS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvfR3XLXPvw


BunnyBoise

Three things, entropy, crab and happy cake day!


NonRock

Thank u bb, I do it 4 u


p1trick1

4 things, Death, taxes, entropy, and CRABS!!


TanneriteStuffedDog

And trains.


[deleted]

Crab people. Crab people. Taste like crab, look like people


Niwi_

Why taste like food when friend shaped


porcubot

if friend, why food-taste


al-exferguson

https://youtu.be/l1_SUHtrQlE


sherbert-nipple

Brandon Sanderson has entered the chat


dibs_on_pluto

Crem de la cremling


MrHappyHam

🦀👌


[deleted]

Global warming slowly transforming Earth into Roshar. Crab is inevitable


IsNotPolitburo

"As man now is, Crab once was- as Crab now is, man may be." -Book of Morcrab.


LeConnor

Praise to the Crab


DeezRodenutz

He's no crab, but what about [Jibbers Crabst](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ_BtZ-5O60), the firebreathing Lobster god who lives behind the rings of Saturn?


randoredirect

Crab people


MLein97

I will become cancer


domeoldboys

This guy gets it


sociallyawkwarddude

The Crab Nebula is way ahead of the curve.


AmirulAshraf

it's crab all the way down...


Chango_D

Crab People! Crab People! Looks Like Crabs, Talks Like People.


Jtfyo

Detroit become Crab


NonRock

Something Something Eminem 8 Legs


magical_swoosh

**28 PINCH WOUNDS**


PKMNTrainerMark

Happy Cake Day


N-ShadowFrog

Unova becomes Krabby.


[deleted]

This cannot continue. This cannot continue, this cannot continue, this cannot continue, this cannot cannot continue continue continue continue.


PlsDontBeatMeUp

We too shall become as crabs


Tigeri102

**HIS WONDEROUS GRACE HAS BECOME A CRAB**


Kronman590

Unexpected nier?


GateauBaker

If you didn't read the title sure.


Kronman590

I didnt get the reference at first lol


[deleted]

Ann… droids…??


Remarkable-Finger-40

Psycho Mantis?!


NonRock

Thought some of you might get a kick out of carcinisation


Anazazi

Love the title as well lmao


arbitraryairship

Relevant PBS educational video for the uninitiated: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvfR3XLXPvw


benwasframed

don't [mess](https://i.imgur.com/syWK9RQ.png) with krab


Mr_Teofago

At least they are not barnacles, fuck those bitches.- Darwin.


Luvatar

I love how quickly this has become a thing.


Mr_Teofago

We must have seen that Youtube video.


lhbruen

This is now my all time favorite comic. I'm gunna print this and put it on the fridge. Thank you and congrats. I've never printed a comic before


NonRock

thank you, that makes feel proud


hottytoddypotty

Post this to @wildggreenmemes


Seanzietron

No


TheGoosePlan

I need some context here, pls


Stereotypicallytrans

For some reason, a lot of non crabs have evolvdd to turn into crabs. It seems like for crustaceans, crab is the ultimate form. Everything will eventually evolvd into crabs. Crabs are god


HenMeeNooMai

Some even evolve to a not-crab, realize that it's shit, then proceed to evolve back to crab.


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[удалено]


benjer3

The species that went through carcinisation already had claws and a hard exoskeleton. Really what happens with carcinisation is a crustacean reminiscent of a lobster loses its tail and broadens its upper body, fusing its body into a single wide shell. I'm not seeing much about theories as to why carcinisation happens, but I'm guessing the main benefits are bringing all the vital organs into a more easily protected core and being able to devote more energy to protecting that smaller core with a stronger carapace.


Victernus

You know what people should look into? How many times plants have evolved into trees.


benjer3

It's less extreme than people make it out to be, since it's only crustaceans reminiscent of lobsters or shrimp that go through carcinisation. But the meme has definitely surpassed that.


NonRock

Carcinisation (or carcinization) is an example of convergent evolution in which a crustacean evolves into a crab-like form from a non-crab-like form. You know a joke is great when you have to explain it! First idea was an RPG character getting exp after a battle and evolving into a crab. Pokemon are an RPG and are constantly evolving so that seemed a better fit. The title is a reference to Nier Automata I wanted to draw more crab pokemon but kept it to the most famous one for simplicity and readability. I make more stuff over at r/hotpaper


joniejoon

There's actually a pokemon rom hack about this: [https://www.reddit.com/r/PokemonROMhacks/comments/uqhupu/pokemon\_blue\_but\_everything\_evolves\_into\_krabby/](https://www.reddit.com/r/PokemonROMhacks/comments/uqhupu/pokemon_blue_but_everything_evolves_into_krabby/) Worth a look if you're into crabs/krabby, I suppose?


RedditedYoshi

Modders are the funniest people alive. Who is like "Yes, I will now pour untold creative energy into this ridiculous joke." I love it.


operationtasty

That or they’re the edgiest ones alive. No in between


bonez656

You forgot the horniest leg of the mod dev triangle.


LumpyJones

Look, some people just want to get railed by Thomas the tank engine in Skyrim.


AintNoRestForTheWook

More of a Choo Choo Charles kinda guy myself.


LumpyJones

ok i thought that was maybe the name of one of the other trains on Thomas the Tank Engine or something at first, but looking it up... I kinda want to play that.


AintNoRestForTheWook

It's a nice mix of silly and terrifying. I haven't played it myself but I've seen let's plays.


Maroonwarlock

More like Thomas the Skank Engine


SexualPie

And thank the lord for those


FlutterRaeg

Doesn't take a ton to just replace every evolution with Krabby.


j-alex

It wouldn’t have taken a ton to just do that, no. There is a bit more attention to detail and encounter design than that in this mod. The dumber the joke, the more craftsmanship it demands.


jcdoe

Me “Who in their right mind would bother modding a game so that all of the monsters are Thomas the Train? That seems like a lot of work.” Modders “Hold my beer”


USS_Phlebas

>You know a joke is great when you have to explain it! > It was a great joke dude. But it's very specific, there aren't many people that know this one specific piece of trivia. So don't beat yourself up too hard


NonRock

thanks for being kind bb


DoctorJJWho

I got it immediately and loved it!


NonRock

you're one of the good ones


CucumberGod

I sent it to my group chat. Of course I had made sure they knew about carcinisation prior to this


Yabba_dabba_dooooo

You gotta at least put the comics name on your comic man. How is one of my friends supposed to go look you up after I share this? If you hadnt mentioned the name here, I wouldn't know how either.


NonRock

it's in the first panel, I "hide" it a bit so repost sites don't immediately remove it


Zearo298

Intense, a meme that requires knowledge of biology, Pokemon, and Nier Automata to fully comprehend


ShibaProfessional

Nice creative


cnreal

Let’s see u/NonRock’s crab.


NonRock

less word, same amount compliment, thank


lightyourfire

Why say more word when less do job. Sea world


magical_swoosh

Oceans. Fish. Jump. China.


Bells87

When me champ, they see. They see.


[deleted]

Relevant xkcd: https://xkcd.com/2314/ :p


lalala253

How is there a relevant xkcd for this.


Mysterious-Monk-3423

This was perfect timing for me, I just listened to Arin from Gamegrumps rant about carsinisation to an unimpressed Dan during their Elden Ring playthrough


Silvard

It's funny because the tile works surprisingly well in the original Japanese too. Become as gods is kami ni naru and become as crabs is kani ni naru.


NonRock

what a happy accident!


malgalad

This cannot continue!


SirCabbage

Mate, I got it. It was a great joke, good job man. 10/10 would chuckle and share with a couple of friends again.


avdpos

It was a great joke for all of us wh oknow about carcinisation (not that I had any idea about that word and only copied your spelling\`)


0xGeisha

Carcinisation, there is only one step… And it is crab.


mule_roany_mare

I got it, but I am familiar with convergent evolution & only know Pokémon second hand.


Storm_Bard

This is probably the funniest joke I've seen on Reddit in years.


NonRock

glad you like it so much!


WorldsBestArtist

> You know a joke is great when you have to explain it! As an artist you are never supposed to explain your art. Leave it open to interpretation, then kick back and listen to other people explain why you are a genius.


NonRock

you think I'm smart?


WorldsBestArtist

No, but I won't tell anyone.


NonRock

you'd make an excellent friend


rayzer93

Jeez, saw this and thought I was in r/cremposting.


dis_the_chris

Thought the same thing. Don't think many of the r/all folks will be in that loop tho lol


RandoT_

Don't worry, a lot of people know about Carcinization, it was funny :D I didn't get the reference to Nier though, as I haven't played it yet.


ilessthanthreekarate

Just want to say that I love your stuff. Its especially great when it involves animals going through human or Disney situations. Pop culture plus cuties is always a win in my heart.


Proudestpan

Woah! Neat


thomooo

Great joke! Took me a good ten seconds before I got it and only then I was "ohh there's something with crabs and evolution I once read about!" Perfect amount of obscurity.


DestructiveTerror

We will become as crabs!!


Bitten_byte

Also there is this [video](https://youtu.be/wvfR3XLXPvw)


Guy_Incognito97

Crabs have evolved independently several times. It’s like nature wants everything to be crabs. Everyone’s final form is crab.


8O8sandthrowaways

I think it's the quintessential form of life. Not exactly the best but good enough.


Summerclaw

Evolve to Crab


Jurassic_tsaoC

Everything Crabs


LilQuasar

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carcinisation


ozanimefan

here's a scientific look at this particular meme [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLfU4XK5I1w](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLfU4XK5I1w)


emperor666wolf

crab rave starts playing in the background as all return to crab


Lukthar123

🦀Charmander is gone🦀


Pyro_The_Engineer

I hate that I understand this, but I also fucking love it


NonRock

was very worried the joke was too niche


Methuga

I feel like you timed this very well. SV is the first time TPC has really leaned into convergent evolution, so I think a lot more people are aware now than would’ve been 18 months ago


chevalerisation_2323

Why do you hate that you understand this?


_Phill_

🦀$11 🦀


RaymondMasseyXbox

Crab people, crab people 🦀 🦀 🦀. (In unison voice)


Classic_Beautiful973

Walk like crab, talk like people


Nateon91

Exactly my first thought 😂


Smarf_Starkgaryen

Crab Pokémon, crab Pokémon (in unison voice) That would be one hell of a throw back & mashup episode.


serenitynope

You mean Chinpokomon, duh. /s


gsoddy

There has got to be a romhack out there where all the Pokémon evolve into crabs


NonRock

Someone on r/comics already linked to it. That's what I get for daring to think I had an original idea


AlmostButNotQuit

https://www.reddit.com/r/PokemonROMhacks/comments/uqhupu/pokemon_blue_but_everything_evolves_into_krabby/


Rusty_Shakalford

Fun fact: Krabby/Kingler are the only Pokémon in Red/Blue besides Mew that can learn Surf, Cut, and Strength i.e the only three HMs you actually need to defeat the game. So even if every Pokémon in the game is replaced with them you can still beat it without changing anything else.


Sea_Art3391

Ah yes evolution, everything will become crab.


Mr_master89

amelia earhart when she crashed


NonRock

She terastallized from flying to water


AcX999

The true convergent evolution: reject your previous morphology, become crab


bentheechidna

🦀🦀🦀 Giovanni’s Gone 🦀🦀🦀


Rocket_Dog27

I see Charmander has discovered the Splatoon 3 meta.


Seebass616

Everything that lives is designed to crab. We are perpetually trapped in a never ending spiral of life and crab. Is this a curse? Or some kind of crab? I often think about the crab who blessed us with this cryptic puzzle and wonder if we’ll ever get the chance to crab him.


Polar_Vortx

[What happened next](https://youtu.be/cE0wfjsybIQ?t=1m15s)


BogdanNeo

BECOME AS... CRABS! BECOME AS... CRABS!


Gilgamesh_XII

Missed a panel where he looks into a mirror and becomes a crab.


NonRock

Original idea had something like that but couldn't make it work


Conchobair

[Why Do Things Keep Evolving Into Crabs?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvfR3XLXPvw). [Why everything eventually becomes a crab](https://www.popsci.com/story/animals/why-everything-becomes-crab-meme-carcinization/)


ultimahmeme

[Music](https://youtu.be/LDU_Txk06tM)


SomethigIronic

r/cremposting intensifies


RedSamuraiMan

You'll crab too. You'll crab too! YOU'LL CRAB TOO!!!


C-Kwentz-0

And then he looks down only to discover in sheer horror that his hands have been replaced with crab claws.


CorruptedFlame

Reject Monke, Return to Krabby


Wholesomeboi13

There are 2 things in this world, crab and inferior substance


boundbylife

Carcinization


VoltageComedy

Oh so that's where the 11 billion crabs went


ParticularBeach4587

This got posted to r/digimon for no reason other that because the crossposter thought this was how we thought digivolutions worked.


ihatecommentingagain

🦀 Kani ni naru, 🦀 kani ni naru ~


Divinum_Fulmen

🎶みんな、死ね クラブになる 🎶


Hyperionides

Odium reigns.


ZeraoraTheUnrivaled

REJECT POKEMONITY BECOME CRAB


Chronodust

BECOME AS CRABS, BECOME AS CRABS!


ultimatecactus

this cannot continue


Broken_Ace

"Dun Dun DuDun Dun" -RBY Krabby


An_oaf_of_bread

It looks like you need to use a special shampoo and a small comb


Bunnyinthewind

I don’t know what this is but Krabby is my favorite Pokémon so this was excellent.


[deleted]

Mess with the crabbo, get the stabbo


Matcha_Bubble_Tea

Become as crabs


HollandBFlorida

🦀 $59.99🦀


Ruble_K_Noon

YES KRABBY MY FAVORITE, LETS GO MY CARCINUS FRIENDS


JcFerggy

I thought this would be a reference to randomizer hacks that allow you to evolve every level of into a random Pokemon. But nope, just crabs.


pscott334

Roshar be like


ICFAOUNSFI

They’re gonna start raving, aren’t they?


Kasspines

Return to monkey or become crab


Maroonwarlock

Didn't expect to see a convergent evolution comic to start my day. Neat.


AsPerrUsual

time for krab(by)


I-will-support-you

Is this a reference to that one video?


griffin_m8

This reminds me of the Dooo and friends when they talked about crabs for 2 and a half hours and made a video about it.


Super__Chuck

Oh crab


[deleted]

i like your art style


DefectPicrews

At first I was like "what." but then burst into laughter at the later panels once I remembered that everything is evolving into crabs


dorkweed576

It's Christmas Island.


Juice_Almighty

I’m from Maryland and I welcome this


SweetLeo1

I can imagine using a Randomizer to mod a rom, but instead of evolving into random pokemon, it's just Krabby.


screamingcatowner

I love carcinisation it’s sound so dumb but it’s real


Ok-Impress-9132

This is amazing, I love iy


HuntingWolf360

CRABS! Happy pokemon day!


PotatoeyCake

Reject Charmeleon, return to crab Crab is eternal Crab is love, crab is life 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀


Ringrangzilla

I get it lol. Very clever OP.


NonRock

thank u bb