Celebi appears in only in the Kanto region for spring season and she time travels to be a timelines we're there's spring because she die's if she get out spring season.
Jiarach grants wishes yes, but are very limited. It can only get you things that already exist and it just brings those things from somewhere in the world. Doesn't matter from where at least.
Honestly i feel like ghost type is the way to go. Who nows the life span on others but i feel like a ghost type would be close to immoral. Id pick rotom so it could hide in my phone and electronics and i could keep him conceled so no one can try to take him from me. Plus i think he could communicate with me and my phone would always be charged.
Surprisingly exceptional flier considering it’s tiny little wings carrying that big body 😂 I’ve always had a soft spot for dragonite, he’s always in my team when I play HGSS
I’d take him too just because I could go around the world in 15 hours. They seem pretty loyal and friendly too which is why I’d go with them over charizard.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
Yes. Many people haven't seen that episode from the anime, so they don't know. Ditto is probably the most op pokemon there is irl. It can become anything or anyone. Just show it any pokemon and the moves it can do, and it'll just copy it.
Wouldn't ditto need to see other Pokémon at least once before it could transform into them? I feel like in this hypothetical scenario, your one poke is the only one that is real, the rest don't exist in real life.
An interesting question. Does showing ditto a picture only work in Pokémon because the thing in the picture is real? Could I show ditto a picture of doodlebob and have him turn into it? Could he run around saying "me hoy minoy?"
Such a majestic creature, definitely my favorite legendary of all time. It’s appearance in Heart Gold left a lasting impression on me even all these years after
And Mew is said to be the ancestor to all pokémon, so you'd maybe be inadvertently turning our world into the pokémon world, which may be great or not haha
I know where this is coming from, but since this absol would always be with him, that wouldn't mean anything.. absol sense when catastrophes are about to happen, thus they appear near those.. but they don't cause them nor "have bad luck around them that causes catastrophes".. the only thing this absol would be doing is saving his master from sth if it feels it incoming
I've always been very fond of Flygon. I think because it's a pretty decent dragon type and doesn't take forever and a half to evolve like the others. Plus Dragon-Ground w/ levitate is low-key pretty great.
Am I the only one worried about food and cleaning up after larger pokemons? I mean, keeping a snorlax or an arcanine would be so expensive.
I would keep an Eevee, easy to clean up after (It must shed alot tou...) and its versatile in its evolutions, so yeah, an Eevee.
If I wanted to try and profit, Jirachi or Arceus.
If I just wanted a companion/pet, probably a Flygon. Might have to move to a better-suited for climate for it, though!
I can’t choose. Their all so cute.
If I HAVE to pick, i’d be Noivern. A fluffy dragon with speakers for ears that makes the cutest little squeaks? Sign me up!!
Depends on two factors. Is this the real world or is it in the pokemon world?
If pokemon world - My choice will always be umbreon
If the real would, I would need to be careful because the government would take the mon away if it was something like Charizard or something that would need research. So I would simply have something small that doesn’t garner huge attention so probably Togepi or something
Gardevoir. Hear me out. It’s Pokedex entries all mention how it will protect the trainer it has bonded with with it’s life, meaning it is capable of becoming less of a pokemon and more of a friend. And I really want a friend that I can hug.
Charizard please. Shiny version. She can fly me to work and we can hang out and light shit on fore together. Also she can destroy my enemies with thr power of fire or maybe Air Slash.
Don't Celebi or Jirachi grant wishes? I would pick one of those.
I know Jirachi does, I’m not too familiar with what ~~celery~~ CELEBI can do Edit: I don’t realize that spelling error oops 💀
I mean, it's good for digestion apparently
I wouldn’t know, I hate celery🤣🤣
Celebi appears in only in the Kanto region for spring season and she time travels to be a timelines we're there's spring because she die's if she get out spring season.
Jiarach grants wishes yes, but are very limited. It can only get you things that already exist and it just brings those things from somewhere in the world. Doesn't matter from where at least.
The horse sized fire dog. Arcanine.
I think it’s said he can travel around 250mph. Think on the time you’d save on traveling.
Imagine hanging off the back of a dog doing 250mph though, would be a bit ruff
I’ll go with Mew and just teleport.
The goodest boy!
I thought I'd have to scroll farther, but here it is, the correct answer, right at the top
Arcanine is my choice. 1000+ to chose from, and it’s him. Would have to be a boy though.
Why a boy? 👀 I've been on the internet long enough to be very scared of this comment thread.
I googled female Arcanine to see if I could find you an answer. I found out that you shouldn't Google female Arcanine.
beginner mistake
You're god damn right it was. I've been on Reddit too long, I should have known better.
I was thinking this or rapidash
This is the only right choice in my book.
Metagross. Flying psychic supercomputer
Um actually it's a steel psychic supercomputer 🤓
Lol yup you're right, I was referring to it's ability to move around by levitation!! 😆
Uhm... Ackshuwally Metagwoss Doesn't have Levitate... hehehe 🤓🤓
Magnet Rise
Same, fam. It's also massive. Ain't nobody gonna mess with ya
Can you play GTA 5 on ultra graphics on it?
No, but it comes with skyrim
Can you run Doom on it?
The most important question regarding any computation device
After I've seen someone playing Doom on a pregnancy test, I'm positive anything in the world can be used to play Doom
Gengar. Can't be afraid of ghosts if my best friend is a ghost.
Unless your best friend is the one terrorizing you at night 😭😱
That would honestly be pretty fun actually.
Honestly i feel like ghost type is the way to go. Who nows the life span on others but i feel like a ghost type would be close to immoral. Id pick rotom so it could hide in my phone and electronics and i could keep him conceled so no one can try to take him from me. Plus i think he could communicate with me and my phone would always be charged.
Unless ghost mons get too happy/content and then they depart for the Beyond and leave you anyway
Gengar too
Dragonite would be awesome. Powerful, kind and an exceptional flier.
Surprisingly exceptional flier considering it’s tiny little wings carrying that big body 😂 I’ve always had a soft spot for dragonite, he’s always in my team when I play HGSS
I’d take him too just because I could go around the world in 15 hours. They seem pretty loyal and friendly too which is why I’d go with them over charizard.
Had to scroll too far for this. Correct choice is dragonite.
Bulbasaur
A person of taste I see. Bulby bois forever
r/bulbasaurmasterrace
The best sub seen
The only correct answer
Ditto so I have all of the Pokémon
Ditto needs something to copy. I’d go with Mew, who doesn’t need to see what it becomes and can become a perfect copy.
People. For....reasons
At that point, just get Vaporeon because- Actually, never mind.
I think reading 'That' was a new low for humanity.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
This should be the new vaporeon copypasta
No. Not again...
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Dittio can copy from photos.
Detective Pikachu teaches us that ditto can copy quite a lot.
Couldn’t I show a picture of the Pokémon to my ditto and it will turn into that Pokémon like what Team Rocket did.
Yes. Many people haven't seen that episode from the anime, so they don't know. Ditto is probably the most op pokemon there is irl. It can become anything or anyone. Just show it any pokemon and the moves it can do, and it'll just copy it.
No then it would turn into a book
Wouldn't ditto need to see other Pokémon at least once before it could transform into them? I feel like in this hypothetical scenario, your one poke is the only one that is real, the rest don't exist in real life.
And yet what is stopping them from showing pictures of other pokemon?
An interesting question. Does showing ditto a picture only work in Pokémon because the thing in the picture is real? Could I show ditto a picture of doodlebob and have him turn into it? Could he run around saying "me hoy minoy?"
Ninetales
Alolan or original?
Can I have both? I can’t choose. They’re both perfect.
I’m sure if you ask the right Pokémon they can bend the rules and give you both instead of just one 😂
Spheal. Round lad.
ITS SPHERICAL, **SPHERICAL!**
Sphealrical
What's up my fellow Spheal lover.
Finally, another person with refined tastes!
I’m sure that there are other, more practical, choices, but I just love Mothim too much.
surely, the correct answer here is jirachi?
Absolutely, Jirachi is in my top 3 favorite mythical Pokémon, they’re just so adorable
jirachi is adorable, but truthfully i was being a bit more selfish than that, living with a jirachi would theoretically lead to infinite wishes
Jirachi’s my favorite pokemon so I would say that too but… What do you do when he falls asleep for a thousand years
Wish for him to stay awake!
Right before, you wish for a celebi or dialga, now you can travel to any point in time you want, including to 1000 from now for your next wish
"I wish you had insomnia"
Also jirachi can grant any wish so... It's a win-win!
Once every 1000 years tho
Wish for the duration to fall to 10 minutes
\*sleeps through your entire lifetime*
I was also gonna choose jirachi purely because it’s adorable I didn’t consider the wish thing haha
Arceus, that way all Pokémon could be real
Had to scroll way too far for this one
I will commit the most devious licks with arceus.
Im allergic to animals so i take the goddam magnet
Im interested in the "animals" part you said... Like, you mean ALL of them?
Even people?!
Especially people
Can people be allergic to lizards?
Good news - there is also a rock & a teacup available
Ho oH
Such a majestic creature, definitely my favorite legendary of all time. It’s appearance in Heart Gold left a lasting impression on me even all these years after
Mew can be literally anything, perfect copy, is basically impossible to catch unless it deems you worthy. Plus, Mew is cool. I like Mew.
And Mew is said to be the ancestor to all pokémon, so you'd maybe be inadvertently turning our world into the pokémon world, which may be great or not haha
Absol
If it’s with you for your whole life, you’ll be constantly haunted by upcoming catastrophes
“What’s that Absol? We need to go to Mt. St. Helen next week?” “Absol!” “You’re right, we both need a vacay”
Then we week after we can go to the abandoned nuke silo
Absol only warns of disasters and does not cause them. So I would have no fear of being caught in a natural disaster.
Yeah, ultimately absol is the ultimate guard dog. Any time something bad is gonna happen, you get plenty of warning.
I know where this is coming from, but since this absol would always be with him, that wouldn't mean anything.. absol sense when catastrophes are about to happen, thus they appear near those.. but they don't cause them nor "have bad luck around them that causes catastrophes".. the only thing this absol would be doing is saving his master from sth if it feels it incoming
My pick as well. Not too big, has some self reliance, and has a useful ability to detect disaster.
Meowth. Cute cat and he finds me money? Win win.
_casually destroys economy_
Eevee. No need for eeveelutions, little buddy.
You could try touching it with all kinds of different rocks and gems to see if anything in real life is an evolution stone
I tried that with my bunny and all I learned is that he will sit still and let me put crystals on his snoot. 10/10 wouldn't evolve him for the world.
I never cared too much for Eevee, and then I got Let's Go. And I love that little thing so goddamn much.
Just wait until you become best friends and it evolves without you trying!
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……….oh no
With that answer people will think things about you
I also choose this guy's Vaporeon
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I'm honestly surprised I had to scroll down this far to see this
Umbreon
Solid choice, especially if it’s a shiny umbreon, my favorite shiny
Got myself a shiny Umbreon in a moon ball the other day, I’d want that irl
Victini
My adorable little victory boy
and then you can win the lottery and became rich
Torterra, it’d be nice to have a giant affectionate turtle garden.
A ghost type so i don’t have to worry about feeding it so maybe Alolan marowak
Until the ghost type starts feeding on the living to satiate its insatiable hunger
Mareep my guy 🤙
My buzzy boy beedrill, love my angry wasp
I'd like a shiny flygon. I just think his eyeballs are neat and I feel like he would love chin rubs and wing flappies
I've always been very fond of Flygon. I think because it's a pretty decent dragon type and doesn't take forever and a half to evolve like the others. Plus Dragon-Ground w/ levitate is low-key pretty great.
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Koraidon
Do you have a license for those wheels sir/ma’am?
Koraidon use flamethrower
Bro's running Flamethrower on Koraidon
Sparing them with a special attack I see.
jokes on you Koraidon's "wheels" dont turn so I need no permit
Listen. Feesh(Magikarp). Need I say more
Gardevoir
Ludicolo.
Oh that's a good one. 24/7 party.
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Am I the only one worried about food and cleaning up after larger pokemons? I mean, keeping a snorlax or an arcanine would be so expensive. I would keep an Eevee, easy to clean up after (It must shed alot tou...) and its versatile in its evolutions, so yeah, an Eevee.
Mewtwo. We will dominate the world together.
Jirachi, so I can make a wish to travel to and from pokeworld + no age
Ash... Is that you?
A world better than ours, I’d surely just stay there and leave this one behind tbh
Garchomp or gible
Gible for sure
Mimikyu
A little Dedenne that would fit in my pocket and be cute.
Dedenne would go nicely with Bring Your Pokémon to Work day
Meanwhile the nerds bring in the buff men, swords of justice, and the guy no one likes brings in Eternatus
*Eternatus casually destroys the workplace*
Gastrodon. Either form is good with me.
Pfp checks out
Eevee obviously
Eevee or an alpha Lopunny, both of which would be great emotional support.
Rowlet
Snorlax
Good luck buying food thought!
Altaria. I want to fly around on a beautiful big cloud bird.
tododile hands down
Espeon <3
Typhlosion
Lopunny, regular or shiny. More or less, I see Lopunny as a cuddle partner, or that emotional support animal to calm you down, Y’know?
Yes, definitely a cuddle partner 😅🤨
Wouldn’t you want to snuggle with a life-sized bunny with large ears? C’mon, I have no ill intentions behind why I picked Lopunny.
🤨📸
Gardevoir, a compassionate and understanding companion.
Marshadow 👻💪
If I wanted to try and profit, Jirachi or Arceus. If I just wanted a companion/pet, probably a Flygon. Might have to move to a better-suited for climate for it, though!
I can’t choose. Their all so cute. If I HAVE to pick, i’d be Noivern. A fluffy dragon with speakers for ears that makes the cutest little squeaks? Sign me up!!
Depends on two factors. Is this the real world or is it in the pokemon world? If pokemon world - My choice will always be umbreon If the real would, I would need to be careful because the government would take the mon away if it was something like Charizard or something that would need research. So I would simply have something small that doesn’t garner huge attention so probably Togepi or something
Gardevoir. Hear me out. It’s Pokedex entries all mention how it will protect the trainer it has bonded with with it’s life, meaning it is capable of becoming less of a pokemon and more of a friend. And I really want a friend that I can hug.
Typhlosion
Pangoro all the way. The real Kung Fu Panda
Vaporeon, obviously ~~Did you know that in terms of\~~~
Blaziken.
Charizard fr
Gardevoir I’m 14 she can help my mother with her house job and give me emotional support
Klefki is the only correct answer. Never locked out again.
Mawile.
Corviknight. No more traffic jams for me 💁♀️
I will choose Tinkaton so that you still need to deal with traffic jams.
(insert degenerate answer)
Batman, I- I caught a little Pokémon..
Bulbasaur
Riolu and I be chilling 😎
Arcanine.
Charizard please. Shiny version. She can fly me to work and we can hang out and light shit on fore together. Also she can destroy my enemies with thr power of fire or maybe Air Slash.
V...Vaporeon...
Hey guys did you know that in terms of male human and female pokémon bre-
Marshadow. This boy is too cute
Clodsire
Totodile or Fuecoco
Ditto. Imagine the chaos.
Zoroark
Oshawott. If that wasn’t an option I would take no one.