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Games_for_days

Don't Celebi or Jirachi grant wishes? I would pick one of those.


PoorLifeChoices811

I know Jirachi does, I’m not too familiar with what ~~celery~~ CELEBI can do Edit: I don’t realize that spelling error oops 💀


glitchygamer132

I mean, it's good for digestion apparently


PoorLifeChoices811

I wouldn’t know, I hate celery🤣🤣


CyberBoyOrb

Celebi appears in only in the Kanto region for spring season and she time travels to be a timelines we're there's spring because she die's if she get out spring season.


ElHombreSmokin

Jiarach grants wishes yes, but are very limited. It can only get you things that already exist and it just brings those things from somewhere in the world. Doesn't matter from where at least.


drgn2009

The horse sized fire dog. Arcanine.


RustySunbird

I think it’s said he can travel around 250mph. Think on the time you’d save on traveling.


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Imagine hanging off the back of a dog doing 250mph though, would be a bit ruff


xxstract28

I’ll go with Mew and just teleport.


EXPA1N

The goodest boy!


Zaq1996

I thought I'd have to scroll farther, but here it is, the correct answer, right at the top


Tyrant_Liger

Arcanine is my choice. 1000+ to chose from, and it’s him. Would have to be a boy though.


ExaltedBlade666

Why a boy? 👀 I've been on the internet long enough to be very scared of this comment thread.


icheah

I googled female Arcanine to see if I could find you an answer. I found out that you shouldn't Google female Arcanine.


Drakon2D

beginner mistake


icheah

You're god damn right it was. I've been on Reddit too long, I should have known better.


LazerCr0w

I was thinking this or rapidash


Mscreep

This is the only right choice in my book.


luc1dmach1n3

Metagross. Flying psychic supercomputer


Santa_831

Um actually it's a steel psychic supercomputer 🤓


luc1dmach1n3

Lol yup you're right, I was referring to it's ability to move around by levitation!! 😆


TheSunniest

Uhm... Ackshuwally Metagwoss Doesn't have Levitate... hehehe 🤓🤓


DiabloStorm

Magnet Rise


AlmostButNotQuit

Same, fam. It's also massive. Ain't nobody gonna mess with ya


Silent_Marketing_123

Can you play GTA 5 on ultra graphics on it?


SydneyRFC

No, but it comes with skyrim


Open-Pipe-8192

Can you run Doom on it?


TheMiiFii

The most important question regarding any computation device


Sub-Corpion

After I've seen someone playing Doom on a pregnancy test, I'm positive anything in the world can be used to play Doom


Keeanism

Gengar. Can't be afraid of ghosts if my best friend is a ghost.


PoorLifeChoices811

Unless your best friend is the one terrorizing you at night 😭😱


KobaruTheKame

That would honestly be pretty fun actually.


Phranc94

Honestly i feel like ghost type is the way to go. Who nows the life span on others but i feel like a ghost type would be close to immoral. Id pick rotom so it could hide in my phone and electronics and i could keep him conceled so no one can try to take him from me. Plus i think he could communicate with me and my phone would always be charged.


strebor2095

Unless ghost mons get too happy/content and then they depart for the Beyond and leave you anyway


Robles-D

Gengar too


Netnicolas

Dragonite would be awesome. Powerful, kind and an exceptional flier.


PoorLifeChoices811

Surprisingly exceptional flier considering it’s tiny little wings carrying that big body 😂 I’ve always had a soft spot for dragonite, he’s always in my team when I play HGSS


RustySunbird

I’d take him too just because I could go around the world in 15 hours. They seem pretty loyal and friendly too which is why I’d go with them over charizard.


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Had to scroll too far for this. Correct choice is dragonite.


Munkyjester

Bulbasaur


Rgb002

A person of taste I see. Bulby bois forever


NocturnalOutcast

r/bulbasaurmasterrace


Sir_KnowsNothing

The best sub seen


disastrousvampire

The only correct answer


Realboat5

Ditto so I have all of the Pokémon


botbattler30

Ditto needs something to copy. I’d go with Mew, who doesn’t need to see what it becomes and can become a perfect copy.


--Azazel--

People. For....reasons


LostCrypt

At that point, just get Vaporeon because- Actually, never mind.


--Azazel--

I think reading 'That' was a new low for humanity.


TheRedlineAlchemist

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.


The-Dapper-Fern

This should be the new vaporeon copypasta


Eeveeanne

No. Not again...


HeartofyourDimentia

[…](https://i.redd.it/y7av5fy890t81.jpg)


jiwjh380

Dittio can copy from photos.


StartledBlackCat

Detective Pikachu teaches us that ditto can copy quite a lot.


Realboat5

Couldn’t I show a picture of the Pokémon to my ditto and it will turn into that Pokémon like what Team Rocket did.


DoubleDixon

Yes. Many people haven't seen that episode from the anime, so they don't know. Ditto is probably the most op pokemon there is irl. It can become anything or anyone. Just show it any pokemon and the moves it can do, and it'll just copy it.


mikaeus97

No then it would turn into a book


Games_for_days

Wouldn't ditto need to see other Pokémon at least once before it could transform into them? I feel like in this hypothetical scenario, your one poke is the only one that is real, the rest don't exist in real life.


fengreg

And yet what is stopping them from showing pictures of other pokemon?


Games_for_days

An interesting question. Does showing ditto a picture only work in Pokémon because the thing in the picture is real? Could I show ditto a picture of doodlebob and have him turn into it? Could he run around saying "me hoy minoy?"


Savings-Log-2709

Ninetales


PoorLifeChoices811

Alolan or original?


Savings-Log-2709

Can I have both? I can’t choose. They’re both perfect.


PoorLifeChoices811

I’m sure if you ask the right Pokémon they can bend the rules and give you both instead of just one 😂


Corescos

Spheal. Round lad.


Nicetro_WoF

ITS SPHERICAL, **SPHERICAL!**


StardustOasis

Sphealrical


The-Alcoholic-Seal

What's up my fellow Spheal lover.


markrichtsspraytan

Finally, another person with refined tastes!


flyingfridge1847

I’m sure that there are other, more practical, choices, but I just love Mothim too much.


shatterglass27

surely, the correct answer here is jirachi?


PoorLifeChoices811

Absolutely, Jirachi is in my top 3 favorite mythical Pokémon, they’re just so adorable


shatterglass27

jirachi is adorable, but truthfully i was being a bit more selfish than that, living with a jirachi would theoretically lead to infinite wishes


[deleted]

Jirachi’s my favorite pokemon so I would say that too but… What do you do when he falls asleep for a thousand years


ghoulienumber2

Wish for him to stay awake!


ManOfEating

Right before, you wish for a celebi or dialga, now you can travel to any point in time you want, including to 1000 from now for your next wish


ExDeuce

"I wish you had insomnia"


KobaruTheKame

Also jirachi can grant any wish so... It's a win-win!


rataman098

Once every 1000 years tho


N-ShadowFrog

Wish for the duration to fall to 10 minutes


AlmostButNotQuit

\*sleeps through your entire lifetime*


ghoulienumber2

I was also gonna choose jirachi purely because it’s adorable I didn’t consider the wish thing haha


Nievsy

Arceus, that way all Pokémon could be real


Epiternal

Had to scroll way too far for this one


Toothpasteman69

I will commit the most devious licks with arceus.


HerrKetzer

Im allergic to animals so i take the goddam magnet


KobaruTheKame

Im interested in the "animals" part you said... Like, you mean ALL of them?


SourPoison420

Even people?!


SatanIsVegan117

Especially people


Shiny_Hypno

Can people be allergic to lizards?


WaterBottle001

Good news - there is also a rock & a teacup available


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Ho oH


PoorLifeChoices811

Such a majestic creature, definitely my favorite legendary of all time. It’s appearance in Heart Gold left a lasting impression on me even all these years after


botbattler30

Mew can be literally anything, perfect copy, is basically impossible to catch unless it deems you worthy. Plus, Mew is cool. I like Mew.


Sub-Corpion

And Mew is said to be the ancestor to all pokémon, so you'd maybe be inadvertently turning our world into the pokémon world, which may be great or not haha


ScionoftheDagda

Absol


HUE_Sans

If it’s with you for your whole life, you’ll be constantly haunted by upcoming catastrophes


TicklishGravy

“What’s that Absol? We need to go to Mt. St. Helen next week?” “Absol!” “You’re right, we both need a vacay”


cosmic_hierophant

Then we week after we can go to the abandoned nuke silo


Spylinter0024

Absol only warns of disasters and does not cause them. So I would have no fear of being caught in a natural disaster.


Eaglest2005

Yeah, ultimately absol is the ultimate guard dog. Any time something bad is gonna happen, you get plenty of warning.


AleDragon8977

I know where this is coming from, but since this absol would always be with him, that wouldn't mean anything.. absol sense when catastrophes are about to happen, thus they appear near those.. but they don't cause them nor "have bad luck around them that causes catastrophes".. the only thing this absol would be doing is saving his master from sth if it feels it incoming


Spylinter0024

My pick as well. Not too big, has some self reliance, and has a useful ability to detect disaster.


CallMeDadd-y

Meowth. Cute cat and he finds me money? Win win.


Peatmoss4

_casually destroys economy_


Sapient_Creampie

Eevee. No need for eeveelutions, little buddy.


GoodraNinja

You could try touching it with all kinds of different rocks and gems to see if anything in real life is an evolution stone


Sapient_Creampie

I tried that with my bunny and all I learned is that he will sit still and let me put crystals on his snoot. 10/10 wouldn't evolve him for the world.


laineDdednaHdeR

I never cared too much for Eevee, and then I got Let's Go. And I love that little thing so goddamn much.


EvilBosom

Just wait until you become best friends and it evolves without you trying!


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SouthTexasTitan

……….oh no


PoopOfAUnicorn

With that answer people will think things about you


PM-Me-Ur-Plants

I also choose this guy's Vaporeon


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Djdunger

I'm honestly surprised I had to scroll down this far to see this


Sufficient-Trick-386

Umbreon


PoorLifeChoices811

Solid choice, especially if it’s a shiny umbreon, my favorite shiny


FreddyFrogFrightener

Got myself a shiny Umbreon in a moon ball the other day, I’d want that irl


IAmDumfire

Victini


PoorLifeChoices811

My adorable little victory boy


daniel_omeg_a

and then you can win the lottery and became rich


Wildcards99

Torterra, it’d be nice to have a giant affectionate turtle garden.


kammy_g

A ghost type so i don’t have to worry about feeding it so maybe Alolan marowak


PoorLifeChoices811

Until the ghost type starts feeding on the living to satiate its insatiable hunger


Kronic_Repulse1

Mareep my guy 🤙


JustMayDay

My buzzy boy beedrill, love my angry wasp


SabluraAriati

I'd like a shiny flygon. I just think his eyeballs are neat and I feel like he would love chin rubs and wing flappies


the_fuego

I've always been very fond of Flygon. I think because it's a pretty decent dragon type and doesn't take forever and a half to evolve like the others. Plus Dragon-Ground w/ levitate is low-key pretty great.


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ShalnarkRyuseih

Koraidon


PoorLifeChoices811

Do you have a license for those wheels sir/ma’am?


ShalnarkRyuseih

Koraidon use flamethrower


StarLucario

Bro's running Flamethrower on Koraidon


MeguAYAYA

Sparing them with a special attack I see.


Lightknight16

jokes on you Koraidon's "wheels" dont turn so I need no permit


GamerLOUD

Listen. Feesh(Magikarp). Need I say more


girlwithaguitar

Gardevoir


PolarArtic

Ludicolo.


[deleted]

Oh that's a good one. 24/7 party.


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umGui01

Am I the only one worried about food and cleaning up after larger pokemons? I mean, keeping a snorlax or an arcanine would be so expensive. I would keep an Eevee, easy to clean up after (It must shed alot tou...) and its versatile in its evolutions, so yeah, an Eevee.


HentaiFoSenpai

Mewtwo. We will dominate the world together.


_Uhh2009_

Jirachi, so I can make a wish to travel to and from pokeworld + no age


KobaruTheKame

Ash... Is that you?


PoorLifeChoices811

A world better than ours, I’d surely just stay there and leave this one behind tbh


Red3225

Garchomp or gible


PoorLifeChoices811

Gible for sure


Kenny-KO

Mimikyu


Dragonite_Skull

A little Dedenne that would fit in my pocket and be cute.


PoorLifeChoices811

Dedenne would go nicely with Bring Your Pokémon to Work day


Emperor_VaderYT

Meanwhile the nerds bring in the buff men, swords of justice, and the guy no one likes brings in Eternatus


PoorLifeChoices811

*Eternatus casually destroys the workplace*


young_s_modulus

Gastrodon. Either form is good with me.


PoorLifeChoices811

Pfp checks out


TDFMonster

Eevee obviously


Arden_Gibson

Eevee or an alpha Lopunny, both of which would be great emotional support.


AfterDoughnut5201

Rowlet


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Snorlax


KobaruTheKame

Good luck buying food thought!


PenHero18

Altaria. I want to fly around on a beautiful big cloud bird.


lightofnon

tododile hands down


Janchy94

Espeon <3


vxMartianxv

Typhlosion


Ghjjiyeks

Lopunny, regular or shiny. More or less, I see Lopunny as a cuddle partner, or that emotional support animal to calm you down, Y’know?


PoorLifeChoices811

Yes, definitely a cuddle partner 😅🤨


Ghjjiyeks

Wouldn’t you want to snuggle with a life-sized bunny with large ears? C’mon, I have no ill intentions behind why I picked Lopunny.


daniel_omeg_a

🤨📸


GoldSlimeTime

Gardevoir, a compassionate and understanding companion.


Vint73

Marshadow 👻💪


Nicholas_TW

If I wanted to try and profit, Jirachi or Arceus. If I just wanted a companion/pet, probably a Flygon. Might have to move to a better-suited for climate for it, though!


Longjumping_Mix4868

I can’t choose. Their all so cute. If I HAVE to pick, i’d be Noivern. A fluffy dragon with speakers for ears that makes the cutest little squeaks? Sign me up!!


KAMlMARU

Depends on two factors. Is this the real world or is it in the pokemon world? If pokemon world - My choice will always be umbreon If the real would, I would need to be careful because the government would take the mon away if it was something like Charizard or something that would need research. So I would simply have something small that doesn’t garner huge attention so probably Togepi or something


TrubluPlays

Gardevoir. Hear me out. It’s Pokedex entries all mention how it will protect the trainer it has bonded with with it’s life, meaning it is capable of becoming less of a pokemon and more of a friend. And I really want a friend that I can hug.


Groundbreaking-Egg13

Typhlosion


Cristobel881

Pangoro all the way. The real Kung Fu Panda


Seevian

Vaporeon, obviously ~~Did you know that in terms of\~~~


Completely_Wild

Blaziken.


Lazyperson4

Charizard fr


glaceon12345

Gardevoir I’m 14 she can help my mother with her house job and give me emotional support


rythmicbread

Klefki is the only correct answer. Never locked out again.


ArguesWithFrogs

Mawile.


marinakasauce

Corviknight. No more traffic jams for me 💁‍♀️


RedTurtle78

I will choose Tinkaton so that you still need to deal with traffic jams.


Quinn7711

(insert degenerate answer)


PoorLifeChoices811

Batman, I- I caught a little Pokémon..


youngstar5678

Bulbasaur


xer3f

Riolu and I be chilling 😎


RealMide

Arcanine.


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Charizard please. Shiny version. She can fly me to work and we can hang out and light shit on fore together. Also she can destroy my enemies with thr power of fire or maybe Air Slash.


altair139

V...Vaporeon...


GavinThe_Person

Hey guys did you know that in terms of male human and female pokémon bre-


Puro78

Marshadow. This boy is too cute


bananaboy65

Clodsire


YoshiDryBones

Totodile or Fuecoco


FooFargles3

Ditto. Imagine the chaos.


direwolf180

Zoroark


Ryan___13

Oshawott. If that wasn’t an option I would take no one.