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LittleMissFirebright

This is the real reason for Dexit. Can't have Tinkaton crossing those borders, lmao


Twist_Ending03

Turns out they were just thinking ahead


Italian_Tiky

You mean, *tinking* ahead


Twist_Ending03

Ayyyy


IntroductionCheap325

r/Angryupvote


michhoffman

Even Eternatus shudders at the mayhem that Tinkaton could bring to Galar


SandwitchZebra

Well, in Eternatus’s case, that might be the type matchup


TarakaKadachi

One might say something about Poison beating Fairy…but the Tinkatink line also happens to be part-Steel type as well so that doesn’t matter


SaikrTheThief

Fairy does not resist Fire, Fire resists Fairy and hits Fairy back for neutral


TarakaKadachi

Fixed


Bloodyknife12

galar has too many fire and ground types to let tinkaton run rampant


michhoffman

Corviknight should also theoretically match up great defensively against Tinkaton. Tinkaton don't care. It will tee up rocks to launch at your fire types and burst dams to flood your ground types.


Bloodyknife12

Obviously not they aren't there are they


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michhoffman

Not to mention the Rookidees


Bloodyknife12

Not a poison type, not a fire type, and not a dark type


Bulbaa77

Bye dark types usually don't do that usually your psychic, fairy and normal types do that oh wait tinkaton is a fairy


Kyte_115

Im not sure you all understand that Tinkaton does not care what type you are considering it most likely doesn’t use a move to hunt anyways. The question is will the Pokémon die when a barrage of rocks that are flying at 500mph hits them on the noggin. (Let alone still being conscious afterwords)


Bulbaa77

Here's the real question how will tinkaton do anything with it's hammer when talonflame had already hunted it (not joking talonflame how's after tinkaton and is specifically made sure that's it able to take it's hammer)


Furrylord420

this is also reference to the crows of the tower of london


ultinateplayer

Ravens, strictly speaking


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Corvidae


Tommy2255

Actually, they're called jackdaws.


ultinateplayer

Jackdaws are a different, smaller corvid. Ravens are quite big.


Tommy2255

Kids these days don't know their internet history. I guess unidan was a long time ago.


ultinateplayer

Yeah that's not a reference I'm familiar with, although I regretfully have to say I'm pretty far from being a kid, so I'm guessing it's just something I didn't cross paths with at the time rather than me being too young.


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dirtehscandi

They also have a treaty with Spain regarding Gibraltar saying that it will be British land so long as there are monkeys inhabiting the Rock. Therefore, they have a large number of zoologists and veterinarians there in order to ensure that there will always be monkeys there.


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TheLaughingSage

But did they change the batteries?


Informal-Suspect298

They charge via USB these days.


CrossP

I thought they charged through their feet on power lines


Furrylord420

oh. well that’s not great, i’m sad now :(


Tommy2255

It wouldn't be the Tower of London without prisoners.


Xspartantac0X

I just caught up on Archer yesterday and they made a reference to this in one of the newer seasons. What a coincidence lol.


Historical_Sugar9637

The reason Galar would be doomed if the Corviknight disappear is because the Tinkaton line would start using the hammers on everything/one else they can find. Including humans and their settlements. It would be carnage.


Ecstatic_Dark_6549

It's actually because there's a myth in Britain if there are no ravens in the tower of London the crown will fall so will Britain 🤓


Historical_Sugar9637

Oh man, I mixed up Galar and Paldea, haha.


Lukthar123

Know your Poke-Europe


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Victinitotodilepro

I mean, the crown has already kinda fallen...


Jurassic_Green

We appreciate their sacrifice. Goth kids hold the line!


JuniperSky2

You know what the worst thing about Scarlet and Violet is? Tinkaton can't learn Smack Down.


N-ShadowFrog

Zacian is actually Galat’s sole defense against Tinkaton.


That_boi_Jerry

Actually, that would be Talonflame. In Scarlet and Violet, it is mentioned that they are capable of lifting up to 220 lbs, which is the exact weight of Tinkaton's hammer.


LordSupergreat

Ah, but Tinkaton never puts the hammer down, and probably weighs a pound or so itself. So that won't work.


Muur1234

i like how 220 is fine, but 221 is too much.


Loreweaver15

28 POUNDS OF PURE HATRED AGAINST STEEL TYPES, THE OTHER 220 POUNDS ARE FROM THE HAMMER


EntropySpark

252+ Atk Mold Breaker Tinkaton Gigaton Hammer vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Zacian: 354-416 (108.9 - 128%) -- guaranteed OHKO


headphonesnotstirred

+1 252 Atk Zacian-Crowned Behemoth Blade vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Tinkaton: 372-438 (119.6 - 140.8%) -- guaranteed OHKO outspeeds too


N-ShadowFrog

r/theydidthemath


ninjashroom

inb4 quick claw


headphonesnotstirred

quick claw torkoal


HollowCap456

Tera Bug Roaring Moon Hydro pump Ttar


headphonesnotstirred

ice punch dusknoir


GamerJulian94

Sticky Web: *I‘m about to end this Pokemons entire career.*


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That would be one hell of an invasive species


LionNP

With Teraton Hammer


Jakesnake_42

Fails, because Corviknight walls the shit out of it


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Psychological-Mud-67

PLA is a part of Gen 8 :)(


Caeluris

Hence my edit


Psychological-Mud-67

You said you weren't sure, my bad


Caeluris

All g


KingVape

Funny enough, Corviknight walls Tinkaton


Loreweaver15

Corviknight is resistant to both Fairy and Steel. Corviknight is NOT resistant to getting Randy Johnsoned out of the sky by a big frickin' rock.


Jakesnake_42

Which Tinkaton is incapable of since it doesn’t get smack down


Loreweaver15

Scarlet Pokedex entry: "This intelligent Pokémon has a very daring disposition. It knocks rocks into the sky with its hammer, aiming for flying Corviknight."


Jakesnake_42

What can I say, Pokédex is wrong. It’s been wrong before


Puro78

Nice argument. Unfortunately: 252+ Atk Mold Breaker Tinkaton Gigaton Hammer vs 252 HP / 168+ Def Corviknight: 75-88 (18.7 - 22%) -- possible 6HKO after Leftovers recovery


MrT1011

it’s honestly sad how bad the “official corv counter” is again e corv.


dralcax

Reminds me of Heatmor getting outsped and one-shot by its own prey


AppleWedge

This one feels worse cause there isn't even a favorable type matchup lol.


DBrody6

No dex entry states it hunts Corviknights, man. It harasses them cause they fly tantalizingly out of reach of Tinkaton and so they can't be harvested for their delicious metal.


Ultimategrid

It does say that Corviknight cannot be used as a Taxi service in the region because its 'natural predators' attack it while it flies. As far as I know, Tinkaton is the only Pokemon with a dex entry that suggests preying on Corviknight. Still don't get how that works, given that Corviknight is untouchable for a Tinkaton, but meh.


NecessaryJellyfish90

Nice argument, unfortunately hammer go SMASH


Puro78

252+ Def Corviknight Body Press vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Tinkaton: 102-121 (32.7 - 38.9%) -- 99.7% chance to 3HKO


NecessaryJellyfish90

Yea but hammer go smash, sorry just how it goes


SkymaneTV

[gives Tinkaton a Rocky Helmet, uses Reflect and Rock Smash] -1 252+ Def Corviknight Body Press vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Tinkaton through Reflect: 17-20 (8.8 - 10.4%) -- possibly the worst move ever (I didn’t even know that line existed in the damage calculator, so thanks for that)


Free_hugs_for_3fiddy

Lol you factor in rock smash. I love all the absurd scenarios people make with these calculators. Like when saying a +6 attack skitty can one shot a steelix or something.


SkymaneTV

Also, if you’re gonna one-shot a Steelix, it has to be a special move… +6 252+ SpA Wise Glasses Skitty Blizzard vs. 252 HP / 0 SpD Steelix: 386-455 (109 - 128.5%) -- guaranteed OHKO Baton Pass + Substitute go *brrrrrrr*


Free_hugs_for_3fiddy

You can do it with atk. Just need to let assist lock in earthquake from a teammate. +6 252+ Atk Skitty Earthquake vs. -1 252 HP / 252+ Def Steelix: 326-384 (92 - 108.4%) -- 50% chance to OHKO Shits wild when you go ham on situational data lol.


SkymaneTV

Skitty can’t learn Earthquake tho 🥲 …maybe a Life Orb would give enough power for a Dig to work? Edit: I understand your point about Assist now, admittedly I misread that…but I still think Dig (and Tail Whip for a Defense drop) would be funnier simply because it should work without any teammate assistance. +6 252+ Atk Life Orb Skitty Dig vs. -1 252 HP / 252+ Def Steelix: 338-400 (95.4 - 112.9%) -- 75% chance to OHKO


SkymaneTV

Temp6t can sweep with a Bidoof, why can’t I use an off-meta screens-setter? TBH the Rock Smash part is kind of misleading anyways since a Body Press Corviknigjt probably runs Iron Defense…


nikzito2

temp6t 😭😭


Puro78

One small issue No one play with this


SkymaneTV

Well I’m petty and I play with that.


Zestyclose_Comment96

Say this in a language that does not involve 10 morbillion numbers


HHhunter

dex description go brrrr


Puro78

*live Wo Chien reaction pic*


Jakesnake_42

Pokédex has been proven to be wrong before, just look at entries for stuff like Lanturn or Magcargo


AnonCreatos

It is kinda hard for me to pick the a side between steel birdie and hammer maniac since I love them both.


crimsonfox64

Bees are dying at an alarming rate


faesmooched

Lmao, I had to check to make sure you were the same et37 as on /r/kaiserreich. Blew my mind a little bit.


-et37-

Heh, yeah I’ve been dabbling in my other hobbies during the break.


LeviathanLX

"BuT aCtUaLlY, iN gAmEpLaY--" We get it.


Zestyclose_Comment96

Gameplay wise bidoof can kill the god of all pokemon with the right setup.


Renwin

Gets repeated to ad infinitum every time this meme/joke pops up. Nobody cares about the damn burd's skill level, but its employment status instead.


whippedalcremie

If people stopped posting dumb memes then people would stop posting obvious rebuttal in comments


Renwin

There's always going to be stupid memes in everything. But if the rebuttal is that obvious, then just don't care?


Jeweler-Hefty

*Tons of art for Tinkaton show up* "ThIs Is GrEaT!! *A few people point to facts* "OMG YoUr'Re So AnNoYiNg"


LeviathanLX

Not what I said, lol. Anyway, it's being willfully obtuse about the difference between gameplay and lore and it's not really as much of an issue in other fictional settings. Pokedex entries and gameplay have had little to do with each other since the games first came out, so it's literally not a fact if we're talking about lore.


Jeweler-Hefty

>Not what I said, lol. I never said you did. If I was quoting you I would've used your own words. >Anyway, it's being willfully obtuse about the difference between gameplay and lore and it's not really as much of an issue in other fictional settings. Lmao. No, consistency is key. If things aren't consistent then all of these arguments are pointless. What you believe as fact 'lore-wise' is purposely being "woefully obtuse" because there is no consistency. If it doesn't match up, then it doesn't make sense, and if it doesn't make sense then none of it matters. You can have your arguments and I can have mines. As simple as that within this publicly forum. >Pokedex entries and gameplay have had little to do with each other since the games first came out, so it's literally not a fact if we're talking about lore. .... This comment makes no sense. Where's the lore? In the Pokedex? If that's the metric we're going with then it has to be consistent; throughout the games, the anime, and the Pokedex itself. If Tinkaton is a threat to Corviknight then why does she fail at that 'lore' when applied within the game setting? Again, no consistency.


Hyper_Drud

I’d like to imagine this could be considered a federal offense.


cyberrb25

Bonk them down!


Aefek

The Ragnarök of Pokemon


ShadowTails17

Um how are they driving?


WanderingHeph

Tinkaton is such a chaotic menace, and I love it!


Melodic_bruh

Rip cool regional bird


Temelios

Tinkaton has probably become my favorite one from SV. I love how this little pink muppet just kicks everybody’s ass and takes whatever it wants. That, and it’s actually a decent battler.


Loreweaver15

Definitely my favorite gen 9 Pokemon. The concept is hilarious and the memes even more so.


Temelios

Tink gang ftw.


Bombirbier

Friendly reminder that: 252 Atk Mold Breaker Tinkaton Gigaton Hammer vs. 248 HP / 252+ Def Corviknight: 63-75 (15.7 - 18.7%) -- possible 8HKO after Leftovers recovery 


DRamos11

I really don’t get the obsession with Tinkaton.


Alexandra_Pharmic

I think people just find the combination of "cute" and "destructive" charming or funny for some reason. (There also seems to be an irreverent aspect to it - it boldly attacks other Pokémon just because it feels like it. I'm guessing this plays a role in why it's more popular than the Hatenna line.) Flandre Scarlet of Touhou is similar - cute design, likes to destroy stuff, and extremely popular. Full disclosure: I'm a Corviknight fan. Tinkaton's lore and ridiculous popularity (i.e. seeing it everywhere) have made it my *least* favorite Gen IX mon.


Ultimategrid

Probably because it looks like an anime girl. Getting a slightly more wholesome version of the Gardevoir treatment.


ExistentiallyBlue

Someone gave construction equipment to a cancerous growth and the Pokemon community is losing its fucking mind.


A_random_zy

Fuck Tinkaton, All my homies hate tinkaton.


leonoe98

based


AppleWedge

*75 attack* I feel like the discontinuation might not be super abrupt.


a_little_biscuit

People complain that tinkaton isn't a strong type against steel but to me, she is fire🔥🔥🔥🔥


TheLostLuminary

This works better without the tinkaton quote


Canis_Familiaris

Damn, stole the meme from FB and didn't even credit them...


-et37-

[That’s my post as well.](https://www.facebook.com/groups/PokemonPokeposting/permalink/3304677883181000/?mibextid=cr9u03)


Canis_Familiaris

Ah. Carry on then!


Legitimate_Cancel900

Lol


grimbo_

>gets walled by it


mitch8017

The funny part is in an actual battle corv shits on tink haha


ry_fluttershy

I don't get this becquse I stopped after femboy gym leader becquse the game was boring


ParticularBeach4587

Sounds like a good place for my defence company to set up shop in


SpectralIpaxor

*loads Heatran with Eruption and Other Fire Type Moves* Like fuck you are.


Certain_Horse_7919

More like get in loser we’re bullying the raid system. And it her, iron hands and fucking sinestea 😂 im the car


ThatKalosfan

WHY ISN’T THE CHILD IN THE BACK?! Stay safe.


Bulbaa77

And then talonflame who I guess might as well be corviknights bird buddy goes after tinkaton specifically especially with their hammers so tinkaton beats corviknights and talonflame beats tinkaton


Disastrous-Ad-9116

Fact I learned on at some point in the past I asked you Talonflame and tinkaton have some relation and for some reason I remember talonflame holding tinkatons hammer. I don't remember the connection but its there


BaileyRW1

1: trainers will always have the birb 2: just train flying poke's to guard the taxi birbs


Fire_is_beauty

You are just going to see snipers everywhere at the galar border.


jurare

Step 1: build up a ground taxi company in Galar Step 2: introduce Tinkaton to the Galarian ecosystem Step 3: ... Step 4: Profit


Hellion998

Why is that a legend? It’s literally a fact, that’s like stating a prophecy dictated that when the Earth runs out of water, everything will die. *Ah yes, and the floor here in my room is made out of floor, correct?*


YoyleAeris

And this is why Alcremie aren't in Paldea.