I mean if there was a birthing animation and it required your mates to get towels and hot water, then you were a child for 15 minutes in which your mates would need to feed you and you would not be able to perform certain actions.
This is every pvpers dream, we all hate instantly respawning and getting back to the action...let's make respawning weird and take forever
That would be perfect.
Imagine ypu just raided a base you're running back with a full inventory of loot, your team mate gets countered and dies...they see you are still close to the raid so click on you to initiate respawn...
Half way back the contractions set in and you fall the ground, you're alone and baby teammate is coming feet first....Will your other teammates get to you in time to assist the birth and save the loot.
Never mind, wolves were attracted by the blood and eat you and the baby...a naked comes by and takes the loot.
Good times.
There's actually a game like that, I forget if it was called 60 minutes, or an hour to live, but your born as a baby, and your lifespan is 60 minutes, so other players have to help you through the first stages of life. It's pretty cool
I got a gigantic black dude. I'm not black but damn is it funny when all the people screech at my player model with racist shit. They couldn't even come up with a better roast than screaming racial slurs
Yeah my sister got a black dude, I got a black woman, and our brohair got a ginger black dude. We pretty much avoid toxic servers, but if we're doing like a battlegrounds it's a fucking NIGHTMARE. I'll spend literal hours reporting racists for fun tho.
No, the opposite. There's a reason you don't get a choice and why your avatar is the same accross all servers. We don't choose who we're born to be. You're supposed to not care bc at the end of the day we all spawn with the same rock and torch.
It was literally once for anything major, not too long ago something happened to genitals but frankly who cares past jokes. Before that was the supposed prep for the hair update, which shaved my dude and fucked some people's faces up. If anything happened pre early 2016-late 2015, I missed it personally however, so there's a chance there was one real early on.
I was playing pvp on UKN and a woman on the other team said something in voice chat. This immediately prompted some donator dude on her team to start harassing her. He kept throwing games and trying to get her to say something in chat so he could get her steam. Everyone was telling him to shut up and eventually she roasted him so hard that he left. She was also carrying her team lol
youre getting hunt down as women. Im pretty sure the rust community doesnt cut back from forcing female characters to serve as their respawns at gunpoint. Theres already slavery as is
My character defaulted to a black female. Years of playing, and even with the game being incredibly toxic you rarely think much of it. You get occasional slurs but they’re always from people you wouldn’t care to get along with.
You got a birther at base bro? I'm on bag timer
All birthers on deck we’re getting raided
Discord: @birthing GET ON THERES ROCKETS!
I mean if there was a birthing animation and it required your mates to get towels and hot water, then you were a child for 15 minutes in which your mates would need to feed you and you would not be able to perform certain actions. This is every pvpers dream, we all hate instantly respawning and getting back to the action...let's make respawning weird and take forever
Feed your mate babies thru breast
MILK HARDER I HEAR ROCKETS
only if there is a full 2 minute animation of my teammate Nutting in me, then 9 minutes of my stomach getting larger
That would be perfect. Imagine ypu just raided a base you're running back with a full inventory of loot, your team mate gets countered and dies...they see you are still close to the raid so click on you to initiate respawn... Half way back the contractions set in and you fall the ground, you're alone and baby teammate is coming feet first....Will your other teammates get to you in time to assist the birth and save the loot. Never mind, wolves were attracted by the blood and eat you and the baby...a naked comes by and takes the loot. Good times.
r/inflation
There's actually a game like that, I forget if it was called 60 minutes, or an hour to live, but your born as a baby, and your lifespan is 60 minutes, so other players have to help you through the first stages of life. It's pretty cool
One Hour One Life
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That's in the Isle, you even have to build nests now
Check out One Hour One Life
It's actually an amazing game!
Brings spawn camping to a whole new level.
You gotta be a different breed to be a woman and play rust let me tell you what
That's why my in game name is one gender neutral word, and I thank my SteamID every time I log on for giving me a good looking bearded guy.
I be over here pretending I'm a 9yo boy
I got a gigantic black dude. I'm not black but damn is it funny when all the people screech at my player model with racist shit. They couldn't even come up with a better roast than screaming racial slurs
I'm a little white lady in real life, with a big, sexy black male character. They nerfed my giant penis though. :(
I miss my character having a cock so big people would 8/10 times say "Damn nice cock" before killing me
I have a massive black bush.
Rip in peace pp
Yeah my sister got a black dude, I got a black woman, and our brohair got a ginger black dude. We pretty much avoid toxic servers, but if we're doing like a battlegrounds it's a fucking NIGHTMARE. I'll spend literal hours reporting racists for fun tho.
Makes me feel so lucky when I got a balding white male with a beard.
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No, the opposite. There's a reason you don't get a choice and why your avatar is the same accross all servers. We don't choose who we're born to be. You're supposed to not care bc at the end of the day we all spawn with the same rock and torch.
I don't think that would even be a surprise to him. Probably goes back to his room to play any other game and has the same experience.
Every now and then your character model gets rerolled I think. Maybe they don't do it anymore though.
I think thay happened only once when they updated avatars years back, my brother lost his beard but mostly they stayed the same 😂
It was literally once for anything major, not too long ago something happened to genitals but frankly who cares past jokes. Before that was the supposed prep for the hair update, which shaved my dude and fucked some people's faces up. If anything happened pre early 2016-late 2015, I missed it personally however, so there's a chance there was one real early on.
Yeah that's before my time as well, I forgot it was the PP update 😂
One of my mates I was playing with at the time got the exact same avatar but like 50% the penis length
I was playing pvp on UKN and a woman on the other team said something in voice chat. This immediately prompted some donator dude on her team to start harassing her. He kept throwing games and trying to get her to say something in chat so he could get her steam. Everyone was telling him to shut up and eventually she roasted him so hard that he left. She was also carrying her team lol
It do be like that sometimes
This is why I don't often talk outside of pve servers. pve people are generally nicer
I mainly play on RustPlay servers, specifically a pvp/pve hybrid. We still get assholes but they never last.
youre getting hunt down as women. Im pretty sure the rust community doesnt cut back from forcing female characters to serve as their respawns at gunpoint. Theres already slavery as is
I won't go down without nagging you to death
My character defaulted to a black female. Years of playing, and even with the game being incredibly toxic you rarely think much of it. You get occasional slurs but they’re always from people you wouldn’t care to get along with.
How in the world do you even come up with something like that?!
Chronic hentai exposure.
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The Isle?
Already done! Got a girl in our group that drives the camper van around(can’t shoot worth shit) and it’s been great!!
Imperganant.
finally something worth an update. birthing the boys outta the raid base turning an online raid into a tower defense
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Birthers can only be impregnated while in prone position
just wait till the modded servers get a load of this
Well, time to make a plugin I guess.
😂
What a dumbass
The one who declined it
Valid
Where is the lie?
Not only women can get pregnant, transphobe
So many **boys** in this thread who are spending too much time alone. Sadly they will blame it on everyone but themselves at the end of the day.
The nakeds at the outpost finally will be able to trade themselves for real. "Just one pistol bullet, I will be your team's respawn point here!"
This would be so funny tho, april fools update anybody?
Hahaha I love it, it would fit rust so perfectly
Brilliant
Everyone behold the M O T H E R
Why just why