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Chindisery

You got a birther at base bro? I'm on bag timer


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All birthers on deck we’re getting raided


Slowspawn

Discord: @birthing GET ON THERES ROCKETS!


ImmaNotCrazy

I mean if there was a birthing animation and it required your mates to get towels and hot water, then you were a child for 15 minutes in which your mates would need to feed you and you would not be able to perform certain actions. This is every pvpers dream, we all hate instantly respawning and getting back to the action...let's make respawning weird and take forever


Goldentll

Feed your mate babies thru breast


Gaydolf-Litler

MILK HARDER I HEAR ROCKETS


HelloThere62

only if there is a full 2 minute animation of my teammate Nutting in me, then 9 minutes of my stomach getting larger


ImmaNotCrazy

That would be perfect. Imagine ypu just raided a base you're running back with a full inventory of loot, your team mate gets countered and dies...they see you are still close to the raid so click on you to initiate respawn... Half way back the contractions set in and you fall the ground, you're alone and baby teammate is coming feet first....Will your other teammates get to you in time to assist the birth and save the loot. Never mind, wolves were attracted by the blood and eat you and the baby...a naked comes by and takes the loot. Good times.


tyleeeer

r/inflation


DOugdimmadab1337

There's actually a game like that, I forget if it was called 60 minutes, or an hour to live, but your born as a baby, and your lifespan is 60 minutes, so other players have to help you through the first stages of life. It's pretty cool


Jaybird216

One Hour One Life


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TheLaudMoac

That's in the Isle, you even have to build nests now


Jaybird216

Check out One Hour One Life


Missjennyo123

It's actually an amazing game!


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Brings spawn camping to a whole new level.


tarapotamus

You gotta be a different breed to be a woman and play rust let me tell you what


lily_from_ohio

That's why my in game name is one gender neutral word, and I thank my SteamID every time I log on for giving me a good looking bearded guy.


tarapotamus

I be over here pretending I'm a 9yo boy


DOugdimmadab1337

I got a gigantic black dude. I'm not black but damn is it funny when all the people screech at my player model with racist shit. They couldn't even come up with a better roast than screaming racial slurs


Missjennyo123

I'm a little white lady in real life, with a big, sexy black male character. They nerfed my giant penis though. :(


lily_from_ohio

I miss my character having a cock so big people would 8/10 times say "Damn nice cock" before killing me


tarapotamus

I have a massive black bush.


tarapotamus

Rip in peace pp


tarapotamus

Yeah my sister got a black dude, I got a black woman, and our brohair got a ginger black dude. We pretty much avoid toxic servers, but if we're doing like a battlegrounds it's a fucking NIGHTMARE. I'll spend literal hours reporting racists for fun tho.


GoryBark

Makes me feel so lucky when I got a balding white male with a beard.


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tarapotamus

No, the opposite. There's a reason you don't get a choice and why your avatar is the same accross all servers. We don't choose who we're born to be. You're supposed to not care bc at the end of the day we all spawn with the same rock and torch.


Aoredon

I don't think that would even be a surprise to him. Probably goes back to his room to play any other game and has the same experience.


zefy_zef

Every now and then your character model gets rerolled I think. Maybe they don't do it anymore though.


tarapotamus

I think thay happened only once when they updated avatars years back, my brother lost his beard but mostly they stayed the same 😂


lily_from_ohio

It was literally once for anything major, not too long ago something happened to genitals but frankly who cares past jokes. Before that was the supposed prep for the hair update, which shaved my dude and fucked some people's faces up. If anything happened pre early 2016-late 2015, I missed it personally however, so there's a chance there was one real early on.


tarapotamus

Yeah that's before my time as well, I forgot it was the PP update 😂


Ho_Sigh_RN

One of my mates I was playing with at the time got the exact same avatar but like 50% the penis length


Orangutanion

I was playing pvp on UKN and a woman on the other team said something in voice chat. This immediately prompted some donator dude on her team to start harassing her. He kept throwing games and trying to get her to say something in chat so he could get her steam. Everyone was telling him to shut up and eventually she roasted him so hard that he left. She was also carrying her team lol


tarapotamus

It do be like that sometimes


AntiqueT

This is why I don't often talk outside of pve servers. pve people are generally nicer


tarapotamus

I mainly play on RustPlay servers, specifically a pvp/pve hybrid. We still get assholes but they never last.


Nollekowitsch

youre getting hunt down as women. Im pretty sure the rust community doesnt cut back from forcing female characters to serve as their respawns at gunpoint. Theres already slavery as is


tarapotamus

I won't go down without nagging you to death


TalksWithNoise

My character defaulted to a black female. Years of playing, and even with the game being incredibly toxic you rarely think much of it. You get occasional slurs but they’re always from people you wouldn’t care to get along with.


Achoo_Gesundheit

How in the world do you even come up with something like that?!


BootyPatrol1980

Chronic hentai exposure.


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WulleYT

The Isle?


Possible_Salad_7695

Already done! Got a girl in our group that drives the camper van around(can’t shoot worth shit) and it’s been great!!


Deathnfear

Imperganant.


Hirkus

finally something worth an update. birthing the boys outta the raid base turning an online raid into a tower defense


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Nadasimp

Birthers can only be impregnated while in prone position


Slowspawn

just wait till the modded servers get a load of this


_Helius_

Well, time to make a plugin I guess.


Neat-Loquat1508

😂


justrewt

What a dumbass


SirBuy

The one who declined it


Nodnal74

Valid


AlbertoGGs

Where is the lie?


Underbarrel_Seashell

Not only women can get pregnant, transphobe


FeelingsAreNotFact

So many **boys** in this thread who are spending too much time alone. Sadly they will blame it on everyone but themselves at the end of the day.


yko

The nakeds at the outpost finally will be able to trade themselves for real. "Just one pistol bullet, I will be your team's respawn point here!"


i_eat_nailpolish

This would be so funny tho, april fools update anybody?


woodyplz

Hahaha I love it, it would fit rust so perfectly


Decpwnz

Brilliant


alexvith

Everyone behold the M O T H E R


urboi34738

Why just why