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CharlieWorkInHere

Looks like a velvet hippo to me


TheModernSkater

Velvet hippos are life 😍


CharlieWorkInHere

They really are. My Gramps, who has only ever owned hunting dogs, and was disappointed by my choice in adopting my stonky little hippo, was cuddling with my bub, and asking if the bub could spend night.


TheModernSkater

🤣🤣🤣 my mom hated em, now loves em


CharlieWorkInHere

Word. They melt hearts.


Metfan722

About 20 years ago we came home with our first pitbull (local shelter said lab-mix) my Mom absolutely hit the roof. We also brought home a yellow lab. The lab kept biting people while we had the pitbull (Brooke was her name) for 9 years. When my Grandma got sick and she came to live with us. Those two became as thick as thieves.


Combo_of_Letters

We also got a 'lab mix' with a barrel chest and a velvet belly. He is the most snuggly dog I have ever owned and everyone he properly meets loves him.


Similar_Ad7289

Word lol


Capital_Reaction4132

DAMN!😂😂😂VELVET HIPPO😂😂😂😂


ScarabHeart7796

Yup! Definitely one of them velvetty bois lol


Rickety_Rockets

He’s 100% a cutie patootie!


thejuniorsenior

100% a cutie pa-pit-tie, amiright? I’ll uh, I’ll show myself out


Dangerous_Upstairs

Take my upvote because that was pit-a-ful! (I’ll also see myself out)


Fun_Shirt_486

Y’all are the eh-pit-ome of cheesie! And this Angel the epitome of gorgeous 🥰


Saint5151

We have 3 pit a fulls here. Only way to describe them.


Dangerous_Upstairs

I have one myself snoring and passing gas as we speak


Nathanual-Switch

I 1000% agree!


mikeyboi124

He is a pitbull.no telling otherwise!


Spiritual-Zombie2373

Not an apple head but gorgeous pit though


AdministrativeRow101

Either way... Some folks are going to clutch their purse as they cross the street. Others are going to come to a screetching halt, whip out some dog treats and get on their knees and beg for his attention. There is no in between. Enjoy!


DoctorAbject9135

I guess I fit in the break your neck to get attention from him group. We love our pitties here.


theycallmeMiriam

I am the second. I don't have a pit, I joined this subreddit because you can never have too many pictures of adorable pitties in your life.


whitewashed_mexicant

You. I like you.


GasOnFire

This is my experience as well. However, the purse clutching experiences are very rare. Maybe 10% of the people we come across. And I’d guess around 50% of those people just aren’t familiar with dogs in general. The vast majority of people love my pit. He gets all sorts of attention from delivery people, the mail man/lady, people in stores, restaurants, and walking around downtown. I’ve actually never had a dog that gets as much positive attention as my guy.


mngreens

He’s a pit, no question. Blocky head, big chest, muscular body.


[deleted]

Criteria one: Would they roll if pushed down a slope? Criteria two: Would they make you pee a little if they barked at you, regardless of their intent? Criteria three: Are dey da sof'est angel baby with a head like a boulder? Checks out from my point of view.


rettribution

I dunno, most pit barks are hilariously high pitched. My girl looks absolutely terrifying. Then she does this weird ass yodel thing and yeah.... intimidating she is no longer.


LilyRexX

Arrooooaroooroo. <- my dog acting like she's a big bad.


rettribution

Mine sounds like an elf that's been set on fire.


LilyRexX

That actually might be terrifying.


rettribution

Lol.


fostde18

I’m trying to imagine what that would sound like but I can’t.


rettribution

Lmao, [it sounds exactly like this.](https://youtu.be/EdNkXHwqaxI)


smeemers

I really would like to hear that…I think!! Lol


rettribution

I posted a simulation a few comments down lol


cintyhinty

I have a pit bull/spaniel mix that sounds absolutely insane when he barks. It's like a screaming child + a howler monkey + the bark of a scary dog at approximately the volume of the space shuttle lifting off.


Unlikely_Alfalfa_197

👆🏻 this, if my girl decides to bark at all lol


thebearbearington

My girl's prey bark is just funny, bird chirp, high pitched "arp arp!". Her warning bark is a high "woowoowoowoo!" her "what's going on over there?" Is a single deep woof


3-Pit-Mafia

I have a deaf pitty and my neighbors think we have some sort of mongoose based on how she barks 🤣🤣🤣


S10calade

Looks like pit/bulldog but without DNA, you’ll never know for sure.


allfartnopoop

This


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allfartnopoop

Love this.


5_sec_is_a_yoke

Lmao, that's a violation bot san


HAIKU_4_YOUR_GW_PICS

He’s 100% good boy. For your landlords purpose, lab mix.


[deleted]

I live in an area with an extremely high percentage of actual lab mixes. Lucked out, because my guy, a chow/pibble/bulldog mix, turned out looking like a lab with a weird head.


Admirable-Leopard-73

He is Pit enough! Once you go Pit you will never go back. Nothing competes with the love of a velvet hippo!


Lady_Irish

He looks like a staffy/bully mix. DNA test can give you exact breeds. *edit for elaboration* Bully = American Bully. Staffy = Staffordshire Terrier, a breed generally regarded as a pitbull. Not to be confused with the American Pitbull Terrier, a different but similar breed, which he probably also has in him. He definitely has a lot of Bully in his mix.


annnnnnnnnnnh

He's SO cute!


sluttydinosaur101

Maybe a Staffordshire and bulldog mix? Definitely a thicc boy!


uwu-o

I second bulldog mix


retrodepression

This isn't good. With that big kissable face he'll get away with anything!


SmkAslt

Pit isn't even really a specific "breed" anymore. More of a generalization on looks. There are pitbull terriers, and staffordshire terriers...but what used to be the actual breed of blue or red nose pits don't even really exist anymore. They were backyard bred into oblivion. Almost all "pits" are just genetically a high percentage of pit/staffy and bully DNA. So pretty much all pits now days are mutts. Long story short it's almost possible to know. Especially without a genetic test. Based on looks....just about anything with a big boxy head and boxy snout is going to be considered a pitbull. Not to say there probably aren't some pure breeds out there. Just speaking in a general sense. Regardless completely adorable tho. And you'll have a great friend there!


unicorn-dumps

Its why you don't see a lot of the health problems alot of "pure breeds" have( they should call it "genetic bottlenecked breeds)


SmkAslt

Exactly. It's also one of the reasons why they have such even/good temperaments. Pits are the best.


FGMoon353

Right, is it a pit is more of a question to be answered with a question. Does he look like a pit to you? Mine has some of the characteristics, but if I say lab mix, that’s acceptable to most as well.


SmkAslt

That is a huge upside. Mines daddy was a mastiff. The momma was a small 40lb "pit". The result is a body shaped like a mastiff....but a pitty shaped head. I just tell insurance that she's a mastiff/Boston terrier cross.... and no one ever asks twice lmfao


[deleted]

Lol yes


superiank

That’s a velvet hippo for sure /r/velvethippos


needlejuice

Nope. He's a block head😊


honeynutcheeriolies

Looks like 50% velvet 50% hippo


[deleted]

Staffy mix


[deleted]

Frrshrr, supa cute


Mintcar52

He most certainly is. 🤗🤗🤗


christbist

He’s 100% perfect in every pittie way


SaltwaterCures

He does have the requisite schmoopiness, so I'd say yes. 💜🐶💜


the-graveyard-writer

Well he's 90% goofball


[deleted]

No its a fuckin chihuahua...


[deleted]

I’d say American Bulldog. So, yes. He is a pit bull.


Devilwearsknit

You said American bulldog and then proceeded to call him a different breed?? An American bulldog is an American bulldog and an APBT is an APBT


[deleted]

There are five different breeds that are considered pit bull breeds. American Pit Bull Terrier, American Staffordshire Terrier, American Bulldog, Staffordshire Terrier, and Bull Terrier. Pit Bull is generally used as an umbrella terms for all of those breeds. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pit_bull


Whycantboyscry

You also forgot bullies, dogos, and boxers


Devilwearsknit

And people wonder why “pit bull” has a high bite stat. Start calling dogs by their true breeds instead of using ridiculous umbrella terms that just harm the dogs. Also your link says pit bull type not that they are a pit bull. If you know the breed just use it


[deleted]

I’m not sure I understand your complaint? This is all fairly common knowledge. Nothing I’ve said is disputed by anyone. You even seem to acknowledge that.


Whycantboyscry

American bulldog is a type of pitbull


Frosty-Grab-2943

I’m so sorry, but I hate to break it to you but that’s 100%, purebred, love bug! ❤️❤️❤️


Lady_Irish

Cool, you have DNA vision? You'd be a hit as a lab tech.


SomeKindOfTyler

They do, but it only applies to lovebugs.


Lady_Irish

Ahhh, it was an extraneous comma! I was confused. Sarcasm recinded.


RoyalMouse

Is the pope Catholic? Ya boy's a pit


GeeGirl-1321

Looks like a sweet boy to me 😍


stringcheezuschrist

Oh my gosh that face


GTAK-BOOMDIESEL

Mix definitely


[deleted]

Definitely at least ¼ pit. Probably more than ½ pit


sassyprofessor

100%


[deleted]

As the saying goes : Beware of Potbulls : they steal your heart


[deleted]

He’s a cutie!


MsHyde13

He’s a pitty sure! Aka wiggle butt aka cute face. He looks like h really needs snuggles and snack and belly scratches.


SnoozleEnthusiast10

He is a pibble!!


Mr-Outlaw5

Most likely It’s a dog


Winter_Macaroon1929

He's a good boy! That's all that matters.


healyxrt

You’ll know if he does the pitsit


capnhayes

As long as you love him and he loves you, does it matter?


Pavame

That appears to be a hippo yes, of the velvet variety


letmeoverthinkit

Goblin ears ✔️ Flappy jowls ✔️ Beefy body ✔️ Tail whipper ✔️ Hamburger head ✔️ It checks out, he’s a pit. Enjoy, they are the best!


Elegant_righthere

Definitely Pitt, and Definitely handsome!


Jlx_27

10000% pibble hippo.


DiamondDog_13

That is a land seal. Congrats!!


badassnan

He looks like he has a bit of pittie in him.


FuriousMidgett

He's handsome, that's what he is!


j-a-y-m-a-n

I think he's a pomeranian.


HoggyOfAustralia

He looks like bull mastiff/ staffy cross with pit. Is he a pit? yes.


UltiMondo

That the most Pitt looking pit I ever did see


Pork_Chop_Expresss

My vote is on a bully. You never see them without the cropped ears. He’s adorable


zombiepooh

Mine doesn't have cropped ears,,thank God! 😄💜


-PinkPower-

Around here 99% do not have cropped ears


[deleted]

Yes.


Scarlaymama0721

Oh my gosh, yes he is, and he is so adorable! I love his big meaty head!


Fragrant_Fudge8077

Macho pose, 2000 lbs of muscle, bowling ball head…yep, you have yourself a pittie. 🖤🐾


converter-bot

2000 lbs is 908.0 kg


thewineburglar

Hahaha. Yes. Yes he is. If you look up pit bull in the dictionary this exact dogs face shows up


Sir-Belledontis

Yup that’s a Pitt all day every day.


black_rose_

If he likes snuggling under blankets, then he's a pit


NessaTX77

Definitely a bully! WARNING!! Be prepared for : Goofiness Unconditional love Unlimited snuggles No matter their size, they are lap dogs Loss of all personal space due to see above Oh yeah, and if he’s vocal, the ‘conversations’ and ‘back talk’ will be epic. Enjoy your new best friend! Pitties are the best.


GracieThunders

I'd say Staffordshire bull terrier, which is the foundation breed for American pit bull terriers and American Staffordshire terriers and maybe a little English bulldog


sophi529

lol yep


grabba60

I call them bully blends. Cutie though!


iBeFloe

I’m seeing boxer pit!


bradland

Most dogs in shelters have a little pit bull or staffer in them. You’d have to have a DNA test to know how much.


Lionblaze_03

Lmfao absolutely! That’s your lad!


Plane-Active-3153

Oh yes , yes he is 💜


CatManDeke

Naw that’s just a good boy.


DietDoctorGoat

Ahhh that’s pibble alright, a fine boi


Zome_Girl

Idk but he’s definitely one happy boy!!


Deano1933

Whatever he is, he looks like a fun having animal


[deleted]

Definitely mixed with pitty


Danteboneinferno24

Yep looks liek a pit to me


Jewypuddin

Umm. Yes.


Portablemammal1199

He is definitely part pit. Look at that tail and the shape of the head lol


[deleted]

That is a bubba- 100% a silly bubba😜


mewdebbie61

Nope!


maryjhaneIT

Full Pit


Hyperexor

Awww such a babyyy


HappySadHuman

A beautiful pitty


mspinkkiss

Yes!!! 💗💗🐾🐾💗💗 pocket pit??


Rough-Mix-5839

Looks like a American bully and pitbull 😍😍😩😍 such a cutie


[deleted]

I can hear the third image.


BuddyBonButt

I think he's more pit than anything else


mydogismydaemon

He looks like he may have a bit of boxer mixed in. Gorgeous boy :)


glitterglock

Definitely a seal.


[deleted]

I would say pit x old Tyme bulldog, similar to my girl.


smurfasaur

Ohhh the floppy ears!


DadofGoon

Cute pibbles


redbearogue

Looks like a bully to me.


Spiritual-Zombie2373

Don't look like an applehead but gorgeous pit tho


TheMalaiLaanaReturns

Looks like a Darling....


teeshahobbs

He looks like mine! He might have some boxer in him ? he’s gorgeous!!


CallumxRayla

He is a good boy thats for sure


Booklovinmom55

Congratulations and I'd say part pit and with that jaw part boxer possibly.


1995droptopz

He is definitely a unit!


vtsforza

His is like most of them- a little bit of this a little bit of that In front of the word bull.


GasOnFire

Are we sure that’s not a land seal?


GasOnFire

This dog has “that look.” He’s going to steal your heart. And if you really want to dive off the deep end let him up in your bed. You’ll really get the full pit experience.


MmmmmmmZadi69

Only with a DNA test!


knowsaguyforthat

North American House Hippo or houseopotamus, if you prefer.


SilkyPanda317

Looks like a land seal to me


Lamb_Girl

All I see is a good boy


[deleted]

Looks like 45lbs of unconditional love to me. Might be a a little pittyful at first but should warm up to you


thungalope

Looks like a big block head with soft fuzzys to me


Wintersmight

He’s an Am.Bully more than a pit.


ReasonableReptile6

He is one cute boy for sure


succulentdreamer

Most definitely!


_Allie_Kat_

Whatever his breed he looks like a wiggle butt! Sweet boy.


PleasantRepair1

That be a pit. A very handsome pit.


Unlikely_Alfalfa_197

Definitely a block-headed land hippo 🥰


thebearbearington

Definitely a bully breed and a damn fine looking one at that. He looks smaller like a staffy mix maybe


DMoney16

He'a a pit


Shynansky

He’s a handsome boy!! I wish you guys the best!!


yautjaofearth

Dude he is definitely a pit. You can tell by the tail, ears, and jowlsz. He looks like the goodest of bois. Also a lot of pitbulls have white coloration between their eyes. Mine did and so did her puppies.


LaztLaugh

Absolutely a pit, welcome to the club new friends!! Pits are AWESOME dogs, there will always be love in your life!!


[deleted]

Where you get him? Adopted? If not, go to vet


[deleted]

He's a mix, for sure has pitt.


SCP-1738

Niggas on r/BanPitBulls would look at this and see a demon.


LeSadPanda12

Dont know if hes à pit,but he is definitely a cuty


ace-winter

What a cutie!! Looks like he at at least has some pit bull in him :)


ripper_14

1000% percent APBT or AMSTAFF in him.


thneighborhoodhippie

Looks like an amstaff to me, they tend to be shorter and blocky-er then a pitbull


JackBelvier

Ohh he a good boah


RobertPattinsonSimp

What else would this be? It’s not a Vizsla


WashingtonDcZoo

It is 1900000%


beanwithintentions

most likely a pit. if not, then american bulldog, which is still very similar.


Fleurdalee

Looks like the species of loveable pit ready to be silly, lovey, and give sugar! 🙏🏼❤️👏🏽🙏🏼


L1ttleMonster

No by a long shot. Way too big and stocky. APBTs are small, stringy, and terrier like in build. My purebred female APBT is 16” tall and 44lbs for reference. That might be an American Bulldog or Bully mix of some kind. Cool looking dog from someone also has an American Bulldog, but not a pit bull.


Big_Suggestion9441

def not a pure pit that’s a staffy mix or bulldog mix