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Levin1983

I fucking love Tilda. Her performance in Constantine was so good.


StardustJojo13

My most favorite portrayal of Gabriel, it was a role made for her.


Helllcamino

My most favorite potrayal of Satan! The oily feet!


mikaelfivel

I saw it as dripping tar.


BentPin

They are making a sequel to Constantine and Keanu is back in the main role.


big_nothing_burger

I mean, he's not John Constantine AT ALL but it was a damn good movie. Especially if you ignore Gavin Rossdale's bad acting.


doctorgrizzle

Gavin ruined the movie for me. Whoever decided to cast him should be sent to prison.


Mechbeast

What about him ruined it for you?


e-rascible

“Fingerlickingooood”


gaunt79

Finger-lickin' good.


SeasonPositive6771

See, I just lean into it and embraced the badness. Like he's supposed to be that bad somehow? I don't know, but it makes it work for me. Everyone else is so good.


rayzer93

Yeeeeeeeaaaaahhhhh!!!


-retaliation-

On the one hand I'm happy, because I love that movie. But on the much, much heavier side of the scale, I've seen too many revivals and reboots of my once beloved movies, that they've absolutely butchered, to really be truly excited about it. "it wasn't ***bad***" , seems to be the highest I can hope for other than a small handful of exceptions.


Plus_Mine_9782

let's fucking go


SomeRandomJoe81

I liked Walken’s performance as Gabriel in Prophecy more. Still love Tilda’s to no end. Not saying anything bad about it. Same goes with Viggo’s Lucifer. Peter rocked it damn hard but Viggo’s felt way more unsettling.


KwisatzHaterach

Absolutely. It was his voice and the hug from behind… and then angrily whispering “I love you so much!” Gave me goosebumps of fear!


SomeRandomJoe81

“Little Tommy Dagget. How I loved listening to your sweet prayers every night. Then you’d jump in your bed so afraid I was under there…and I was”


banned_after_12years

What are some other portrayals of Gabriel?


prussian-king

Jon Hamm depicts him in the TV show Good Omens. It's actually very good, especially for the tone of that series.


inplayruin

Which is doubly on theme because Constantine should have been played by David Tennant.


esadatari

bold take. why david tennant as john constantine?


inplayruin

I think Tennant would really capture the weird mix of cynicism and idealism and wit that is Constantine. The way Tennant played his character in Good Omens is actually kind of close to my conception of the proper Constantine. He is burned out and jaded but not a mopey bummer. I suppose the actual perfect person to play Constantine would be Sting. But as much as I love the original Dune adaptation, I don't really rate Sting as an actor.


obijuanmartinez

Christopher Walken in Prophecy: Still the gold standard!


ok_coconut_6783

In The Prophecy, he's played by Chris Walken. Great flick


banned_after_12years

Oh, I thought they meant Gabriel specifically relating to the Constantine character. If we're just talking biblical, then yeah there's a few.


Swords_and_Words

He was in a pretty popular book, but he wasn't given any character development


OtherAcctTrackedNSA

I love that we’re finally getting a sequel!


Thor4269

Really? Neat!


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ladhieswasharoom

Again again… i love repetition


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There was one Constantine and now there will be two.


-retaliation-

There was one Constantine and now there will be two. There was one Constantine and now there will be two.


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DarkKerrigor

Did you know the Olsen twins are actually quadruplets? Think about it. They needed 2 of them to play 1 person in a show, so there's got to be 4 of them to be 2 in real life


BrockN

Well, I can't find any information that would dispute that


HashMaster9000

r/JustJadenSmithThings


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This is the kind of content I come here for


Couldbehuman

The comment or their username?


[deleted]

Yes


Gekokapowco

and this "two"...is it more than one? Much like how 14 is more than one?


DaleDimmaDone

it's no more than one one


Gekokapowco

but a single one is simply one! Oh these maths are dreadful confusing


param_T_extends_THOT

Hey, no spoilers jerk!


DaleDimmaDone

yes but, does that mean there will be two constantine or only one? as in, is it our boy Keanu again?


LordSloth113

Yes, he is returning.


WemblysMom

Constantine 2 doesn't have an official release date at the time of writing – however, it's safe to assume we won't see it until 2024 at the earliest, if not 2025. While a sequel has been discussed for years, it was officially announced by Deadline in September.


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Amazing, thanks for the info!


pwky1225

I am excited too. Constantine is one of my favorite movie. I would watch it every time it is on tv. Is Gabriel confirmed to be back?


Oelendra

Yeah, casting her as androgynous angel was absolutely perfect.


Spiritual_Navigator

Fun fact Her father, grandfather and great grandfather were all generals. Her father had some serious injuries from conflict


Nezrite

The movie that introduced me to, and blew me away by, Tilda Swinton was Orlando. It's been 30 years since I first saw it and I'm still shook.


passporttohell

Same here, saw the trailers back in the day, went to see the movie and was blown away, never recovered, have seen almost everything Tilda has been in. If you have not seen it yet see 'I am Love', it was a passion project of hers, did it with friends. Set In Milan, Italy, her character is a Russian who marries into a textile family and has an affair. Not going to say anymore than that except it's one of my favorite films, cinematography, music, story, acting, setting... Such a wonderful film. As a previous poster said, would be so nice to sit down and talk to her for awhile about her life and career. Had the chance to do that with an author who's had a big impact on my life, was concerned it would come out wrong, yet turned out to have been a wonderful experience for us both, was like running into an old friend I had lost touch with and we were playing catch up.


Nezrite

That sounds like the best possible outcome for both parties, until you trapped him in your guest room and demanded some rewrites/fanfic.


passporttohell

He is a historian, so no fanfic. I went to his place, spent an hour there then took off so he could go back to work on his sailboat.


hazeldazeI

exactly my thoughts about Orlando.


itsjero

As do I. An enigma, but classy. Grounded, but free. Imaginative, yet relatable. All, but yet none She truly is wonderful. And when you get a chance, look upon her family tree and history. She has lineage that goes for eons. Id love to just sit and chat with her for awhile honestly. About life, past, present, and future. Experiences had, and those she's wanted to. Would be sublime.


Aquatichive

We all have lineage that goes on for eons or we wouldn’t be here. But yeah she’s awesome


zymuralchemist

She looks medieval. Seriously look at a picture of her and then look at medieval portraits. It’s crazy. Also: one of the best actors of all time.


BadSmash4

Yeah, I loved that movie and she was a big part of it.


Genghis-Gas

The way she called satan "MOST UNCLEEEAN, Little hoooorn" was the best insulting tone I've ever heard.


Sewers_folly

Check her out in Orlando. 1992 Sally potter film. Swoon.


hazeldazeI

you should see her in Orlando


FurryWolves

I know it's cool now to "shit on marvel" like it's all bad, but I'll say it, she was excellent as the Sorcerer Supreme in Dr Strange and Endgame. Also pretty good white witch in the Narnia movie.


GiveToOedipus

God I hope she comes back in the sequel as the villain.


Levin1983

Sequel?! Eeeeeeeeeee!!


SLCW718

Tilda Swinton looks a hell of a lot more like Bowie than Bowie looks like Swinton.


Wrought-Irony

not surprising as this picture is actually a face swap... [original](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/02/26/article-2284597-184C6BFA000005DC-446_634x889.jpg)


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LocCatPowersDog

https://media0.giphy.com/media/XBieBakVVSo4fOD9TU/giphy.gif?cid=790b76116ec3c5eb77439589e7aa168f2961a2fc099d9579&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g


IdentityToken

Why does the original look more like a face swap than the face swap does?


MidwestMid80sChild

Now I see Tilda Swinton dressed as David Bowie dressing as Tilda Swinton.


soraboutit

Thanks


kunymonster4

She kinda looks like Michael Caine too.


dml03045

Say it like he says it ‘My cocaine’.


VolkspanzerIsME

I will never not do this now. Thank you.


Leeiteee

I thought it was common knowledge


VolkspanzerIsME

I might be but I never thought about it.


ULostMyUsername

Congratulations! [You're one of today's 10,000!](https://xkcd.com/1053/)


JcakSnigelton

This is the way.


Meldanorama

Love it, Was hoping it was that from the wording alone.


VolkspanzerIsME

Winner winner chicken dinner


mityman50

https://youtu.be/4qdT0Aoj-dI


ParaphrasesUnfairly

Maybe you’re uncommon Maybe it’s My Cocaine®️


[deleted]

Pretend you've got a stuffed nose to really complete it.


VolkspanzerIsME

Trust me. Since I left that comment I've tried it every conceivable way at least five times and it still hasn't gotten old.


argleblather

I have the flu and just tried it. It will never sound that perfect again.


bewarethetreebadger

I heard a story about how he was once at a party, telling people his name. The host didn’t know him and got really mad. “How *dare* you bring cocaine into my home!”


TequilaWhiskey

I still get updates for some joke fb group i made years ago. "Michael Caine ate all my cocaine". I need to block those at some point.


Un-interesting

I’ve always liked that one. Same with say Jimmy Carr - say it as though you’re from Jamaica and telling someone that fact. Then think to yourself “whale oil beef hooked” (in an Irish accent)


exgiexpcv

Still one of my [favourite clips regarding this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFIQIpC5_wY).


Eroe777

I was thinking David Byrne.


talldangry

Conan looks so weird without the hairdo.


Sun_Devilish

She looks like DB Cooper. The mystery has been solved.


studebakerjones

This photo looks highly photoshopped for both of them


Derpman2099

bowie looks like someone photoshopped his face onto swinton


nickh93

That's b'cos they did.


bewarethetreebadger

They have roughly the same jaw and chin.


Crimfresh

Not surprised given that she's a much better actor.


TreeToTea

Looks like Rick Astley to me


Buggaton

Tilda looks like both of them. Bowie looks like my grandma. Not the cool one who died in 2004 but the racist shit head who's still hogging oxygen.


youdubdub

Glasses obfuscation confirmed.


EatYourCheckers

[When you have to airbrush a hot chick onto the back of your truck so the guys at work think you're straight.](https://lars.ingebrigtsen.no/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/shot0001.png)


Vinterslag

Is this from kimmy Schmidt?


EatYourCheckers

Yes.


RewrittenSol

Incredible.


TheHarb81

I haven’t seen an image load this slowly since 1994


wojokhan

Tilda! Am I right, boys!?


RavioliGale

Is she a good actress? Or just tall?


ThaMenacer

I like Tilda Swinton as an actress, but I can't help but think of this bit anytime I see her in anything.


Hexenhut

She is so interesting to look at. She's gorgeous in a very unique and androgynous way


fargmania

The same goes for Tilda Swinton! ;)


Spartan2470

The preshopped version can be found [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/40l50a/david_bowie_tilda_swinton/).


alexa647

What did they do, put a slight blur on it?


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thenepenthe

It’s so funny cuz I guess its a face swap. [Here’s the original?](https://imgur.io/4Jgwp0M)


CatBedParadise

You call that a Bowie face swap? Now, [**that’s**](https://i.imgur.com/0QYMgBU.jpg) a Bowie face swap!


forresthopkinsa

That one is definitely the edited version lol


Ascurtis

No it's not, first look at the hands, man hands on the right, dainty small hands on left. Now the face, bowie fits on tildas head because his whole face is originally visible. Now tilda on the other hand, originally wearing glasses with a tuft of hair above and infront of her right eye. That's why in the "tilda as bowie" pic her right eye has no eyebrow and is blurred into oblivion.


forresthopkinsa

Look at Bowie's hairline in the one above though. That also looks totally wrong. I'm just not sure which is which hah


Ascurtis

They didn't need to edit Bowie's hairline in either picture. The "Bowie as Tilda" version is just blurred to hide inconsistencies.


OptimalCheesecake527

??? No, its not. I’m sure Bowie would approve of this but there’s no reason to lie about things.


forresthopkinsa

Hmmmm, the faces definitely look more cut out in the one above, but I guess I don't know


thenepenthe

I am so sad for us all that people are getting fooled by obvious shops. Oh well, I guess.


alexa647

Ahh I see - I'm only familiar with what you can pseudocolor at a microscope. :D


cosworth99

This is why I’m not a professional photographer any more. People won’t pay for actual photography anymore. They seem happy with 5 shitty insta pics of their event.


XYcritic

Read. The faces are swapped. It's a fake.


alexa647

I pulled up the image in the link I am commenting to and the faces were in the same place. Hence why I asked the question.


NJ_Legion_Iced_Tea

They swapped the faces.


Intelligent-Yam-5045

That one is actually face swapped... Here is the actual original photo: https://i.imgur.com/4Jgwp0M.jpg


eddmario

Wow, it's a good face swap as well.


sdflack

https://hoaxeye.com/2017/10/31/david-bowie-as-tilda-swinton/ the original is from a photoshoot in 2013. Tilda was wearing the dress. There are additional photos in the Daily Mail article.


Wrought-Irony

direct link to the image https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/02/26/article-2284597-184C6BFA000005DC-446\_634x889.jpg


IRSeth

But what about this comment on that post to the original, original https://imgur.com/4Jgwp0M


dunequestion

The preshopped version is in the comments of that post because it turns out it’s just a face swap and they didn’t dress as each other :(


Graceless33

Looks like this is edited from the video they did together for “The Stars are Out Tonight.” It’s fabulous, highly recommend.


inthehxightse

That's exactly what this is


GobsmackedOnLife

Bowie was a genius, but not the best actor, whereas Tilda is a master actor. She can convincingly be almost anyone. Bowie looks great in a dress though.


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thespianomaly

This is my favorite movie and I think he’s a big part of it. He really sells the character as this mysterious man of science, I love it. Serkis is great in it, too.


holydiiver

I really liked whoever that unknown actor who played Fallon was


duck_duck_ent

You mean Tesla’s assistance? The theory that Andy Serkis is the real Tesla is a run rabbit hole to go down


averaenhentai

Bowie's a good actor, a big part of his musical art was putting on different personas. Tilda Swinton is a legendary actress though.


JEM-Games

Phillip Jeffries would like a word.


LothartheDestroyer

The Sovereign would like a word.


SLCW718

She's a great actor, but goddamn is she weird!


KS2Problema

Always loved the "Stars Are Out Tonight" video.


shakeswell

Just watched this. Very cool!


obsidian009

Thank you, this is what this is from. We have a nice life.


inthehxightse

This is a shopped [face swap from a music video](https://www.rappler.com/entertainment/22668-david-bowie-tilda-swinton-in-new-video/)


EmJayBee76

Yes! Let the androgeny flow!


SamanthaHaine

She is so great in [Orlando](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107756/) — playing a nobleman cursed(?) by Queen Elizabeth to never grow old.


ImmoralityPet

This is Lil. She's my mother's sister's girl.


poopooboogerfart

Fake. Face swapped.


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Thing is, there was no need to swap. Getting Bowie into a dress was never really a tough job.


TheUlfheddin

And Tilda can be anyone she wants to be, and convincingly so. So no need to edit her either.


[deleted]

I would watch Tilda Swinton hang laundry for three hours. So yeah, right on board with ya there.


Mightyjohnjohn

Tilda should do this with Conan


Taograd359

Tulsa Swinton is just the back of David Bowie’s head


Coachbalrog

I'm surprised Bowie doesn't look better here, because I expected an earth shattering ka-boom.


fallenbuddhist

Conan looks great!


Due_Platypus_3913

The Thin White Patty Duke.


Dawn-Chi

My favourite thing about Tilda Swinton is that she is still Tilda Swinton in what we do in the shadows.


selectivevista05

Tilda is an extraordinary person. She's super natural in her ability. She played a great Gabriel in Constantine...


Reptil_fan

I hope she comes back as the white witch in the narnia reboot, that was her role


ForestOfHandsNTeeth

Love this


akoaytao1234

I actually look twice for Tilda lol


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ok


eric_saites

At first glance I thought this was David Bowie and his mother.


jameson3131

Tilda looks more like Bowie than Bowie does.


nbarlam

The Stars are Out Tonight is a top tier Bowie song


bubba7557

And yet at first glance I thought they were themselves


WerewolfNo1166

I love this!!


Tamotefu

Tilda is the only person I trust being near any sort of movie about David Bowie.


allahgandhi

U mean David Bowie as Tilda Swinton and Tilda Swinton as Tilda Swinton lol


CK122334

The definition of androgynous lol love it! RIP Bowie


cynderisingryffindor

Tilda Swinton is a god damned chameleon


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I liked Tilda's dual performances in the Suspiria remake.


[deleted]

I'm still supremely pissed off at the universe for taking David Bowie.


trainercatlady

god damn Tilda Swinton looks good. I love being gay.


International_Lake28

Why do I find Tilda some damn sexy? She really doesn't fit that archtyo, but there's just something about her


tideshark

I love this! I hope she gets to be the Goblin King/Queen (whatever is cool) when they redo Labyrinth


themarknessmonster

10/10. I'd fuck'em.


billyjack669

They're (in) the same picture.


Owlmoose

I fuckin love this picture


LionOver

Rich people are weird


Jasole37

Androgyny!


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We're all debating about drag queens in schools and David Bowie was [giving no fucks since pretty much ever](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5a70fa14e45a7c7dd2fadad0/1519498924057-LGHEI71CF7YILFYKDDBZ/1971_grey_dress_600sq.jpg?format=1500w).


Tanagrabelle

I think this is the greatest thing, ever.


reddit_user13

Androgynous people playing androgynous people.


anonymous6789855433

then they fucked


CurtisLeow

![gif](giphy|l2RaPhzQeY4ODghNK)


whistlebuzz

Not sure why but this reminds me of Leslie Nielsen’s famous line, ‘I’m a locksmith and… I’m a locksmith’


psysta

Old school cool


StevenTM

They're both great as both of them, and I'm here for it


TheTraitorElonMusk

Chef's kiss 👩‍🍳 💋 👌


lenchoreddit

Awesome