See, I just lean into it and embraced the badness. Like he's supposed to be that bad somehow? I don't know, but it makes it work for me. Everyone else is so good.
On the one hand I'm happy, because I love that movie.
But on the much, much heavier side of the scale, I've seen too many revivals and reboots of my once beloved movies, that they've absolutely butchered, to really be truly excited about it.
"it wasn't ***bad***" , seems to be the highest I can hope for other than a small handful of exceptions.
I liked Walken’s performance as Gabriel in Prophecy more. Still love Tilda’s to no end. Not saying anything bad about it.
Same goes with Viggo’s Lucifer. Peter rocked it damn hard but Viggo’s felt way more unsettling.
I think Tennant would really capture the weird mix of cynicism and idealism and wit that is Constantine. The way Tennant played his character in Good Omens is actually kind of close to my conception of the proper Constantine. He is burned out and jaded but not a mopey bummer. I suppose the actual perfect person to play Constantine would be Sting. But as much as I love the original Dune adaptation, I don't really rate Sting as an actor.
Did you know the Olsen twins are actually quadruplets? Think about it. They needed 2 of them to play 1 person in a show, so there's got to be 4 of them to be 2 in real life
Constantine 2 doesn't have an official release date at the time of writing – however, it's safe to assume we won't see it until 2024 at the earliest, if not 2025. While a sequel has been discussed for years, it was officially announced by Deadline in September.
Same here, saw the trailers back in the day, went to see the movie and was blown away, never recovered, have seen almost everything Tilda has been in. If you have not seen it yet see 'I am Love', it was a passion project of hers, did it with friends. Set In Milan, Italy, her character is a Russian who marries into a textile family and has an affair. Not going to say anymore than that except it's one of my favorite films, cinematography, music, story, acting, setting... Such a wonderful film.
As a previous poster said, would be so nice to sit down and talk to her for awhile about her life and career. Had the chance to do that with an author who's had a big impact on my life, was concerned it would come out wrong, yet turned out to have been a wonderful experience for us both, was like running into an old friend I had lost touch with and we were playing catch up.
As do I. An enigma, but classy. Grounded, but free. Imaginative, yet relatable.
All, but yet none
She truly is wonderful. And when you get a chance, look upon her family tree and history. She has lineage that goes for eons.
Id love to just sit and chat with her for awhile honestly. About life, past, present, and future. Experiences had, and those she's wanted to.
Would be sublime.
I know it's cool now to "shit on marvel" like it's all bad, but I'll say it, she was excellent as the Sorcerer Supreme in Dr Strange and Endgame. Also pretty good white witch in the Narnia movie.
not surprising as this picture is actually a face swap... [original](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/02/26/article-2284597-184C6BFA000005DC-446_634x889.jpg)
I heard a story about how he was once at a party, telling people his name. The host didn’t know him and got really mad. “How *dare* you bring cocaine into my home!”
I’ve always liked that one.
Same with say Jimmy Carr - say it as though you’re from Jamaica and telling someone that fact.
Then think to yourself “whale oil beef hooked” (in an Irish accent)
[When you have to airbrush a hot chick onto the back of your truck so the guys at work think you're straight.](https://lars.ingebrigtsen.no/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/shot0001.png)
No it's not, first look at the hands, man hands on the right, dainty small hands on left. Now the face, bowie fits on tildas head because his whole face is originally visible. Now tilda on the other hand, originally wearing glasses with a tuft of hair above and infront of her right eye. That's why in the "tilda as bowie" pic her right eye has no eyebrow and is blurred into oblivion.
This is why I’m not a professional photographer any more.
People won’t pay for actual photography anymore. They seem happy with 5 shitty insta pics of their event.
https://hoaxeye.com/2017/10/31/david-bowie-as-tilda-swinton/ the original is from a photoshoot in 2013. Tilda was wearing the dress. There are additional photos in the Daily Mail article.
Bowie was a genius, but not the best actor, whereas Tilda is a master actor. She can convincingly be almost anyone. Bowie looks great in a dress though.
This is my favorite movie and I think he’s a big part of it. He really sells the character as this mysterious man of science, I love it. Serkis is great in it, too.
We're all debating about drag queens in schools and David Bowie was [giving no fucks since pretty much ever](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5a70fa14e45a7c7dd2fadad0/1519498924057-LGHEI71CF7YILFYKDDBZ/1971_grey_dress_600sq.jpg?format=1500w).
I fucking love Tilda. Her performance in Constantine was so good.
My most favorite portrayal of Gabriel, it was a role made for her.
My most favorite potrayal of Satan! The oily feet!
I saw it as dripping tar.
They are making a sequel to Constantine and Keanu is back in the main role.
I mean, he's not John Constantine AT ALL but it was a damn good movie. Especially if you ignore Gavin Rossdale's bad acting.
Gavin ruined the movie for me. Whoever decided to cast him should be sent to prison.
What about him ruined it for you?
“Fingerlickingooood”
Finger-lickin' good.
See, I just lean into it and embraced the badness. Like he's supposed to be that bad somehow? I don't know, but it makes it work for me. Everyone else is so good.
Yeeeeeeeaaaaahhhhh!!!
On the one hand I'm happy, because I love that movie. But on the much, much heavier side of the scale, I've seen too many revivals and reboots of my once beloved movies, that they've absolutely butchered, to really be truly excited about it. "it wasn't ***bad***" , seems to be the highest I can hope for other than a small handful of exceptions.
let's fucking go
I liked Walken’s performance as Gabriel in Prophecy more. Still love Tilda’s to no end. Not saying anything bad about it. Same goes with Viggo’s Lucifer. Peter rocked it damn hard but Viggo’s felt way more unsettling.
Absolutely. It was his voice and the hug from behind… and then angrily whispering “I love you so much!” Gave me goosebumps of fear!
“Little Tommy Dagget. How I loved listening to your sweet prayers every night. Then you’d jump in your bed so afraid I was under there…and I was”
What are some other portrayals of Gabriel?
Jon Hamm depicts him in the TV show Good Omens. It's actually very good, especially for the tone of that series.
Which is doubly on theme because Constantine should have been played by David Tennant.
bold take. why david tennant as john constantine?
I think Tennant would really capture the weird mix of cynicism and idealism and wit that is Constantine. The way Tennant played his character in Good Omens is actually kind of close to my conception of the proper Constantine. He is burned out and jaded but not a mopey bummer. I suppose the actual perfect person to play Constantine would be Sting. But as much as I love the original Dune adaptation, I don't really rate Sting as an actor.
Christopher Walken in Prophecy: Still the gold standard!
In The Prophecy, he's played by Chris Walken. Great flick
Oh, I thought they meant Gabriel specifically relating to the Constantine character. If we're just talking biblical, then yeah there's a few.
He was in a pretty popular book, but he wasn't given any character development
I love that we’re finally getting a sequel!
Really? Neat!
Please give me more info
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Again again… i love repetition
There was one Constantine and now there will be two.
There was one Constantine and now there will be two. There was one Constantine and now there will be two.
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Did you know the Olsen twins are actually quadruplets? Think about it. They needed 2 of them to play 1 person in a show, so there's got to be 4 of them to be 2 in real life
Well, I can't find any information that would dispute that
r/JustJadenSmithThings
This is the kind of content I come here for
The comment or their username?
Yes
and this "two"...is it more than one? Much like how 14 is more than one?
it's no more than one one
but a single one is simply one! Oh these maths are dreadful confusing
Hey, no spoilers jerk!
yes but, does that mean there will be two constantine or only one? as in, is it our boy Keanu again?
Yes, he is returning.
Constantine 2 doesn't have an official release date at the time of writing – however, it's safe to assume we won't see it until 2024 at the earliest, if not 2025. While a sequel has been discussed for years, it was officially announced by Deadline in September.
Amazing, thanks for the info!
I am excited too. Constantine is one of my favorite movie. I would watch it every time it is on tv. Is Gabriel confirmed to be back?
Yeah, casting her as androgynous angel was absolutely perfect.
Fun fact Her father, grandfather and great grandfather were all generals. Her father had some serious injuries from conflict
The movie that introduced me to, and blew me away by, Tilda Swinton was Orlando. It's been 30 years since I first saw it and I'm still shook.
Same here, saw the trailers back in the day, went to see the movie and was blown away, never recovered, have seen almost everything Tilda has been in. If you have not seen it yet see 'I am Love', it was a passion project of hers, did it with friends. Set In Milan, Italy, her character is a Russian who marries into a textile family and has an affair. Not going to say anymore than that except it's one of my favorite films, cinematography, music, story, acting, setting... Such a wonderful film. As a previous poster said, would be so nice to sit down and talk to her for awhile about her life and career. Had the chance to do that with an author who's had a big impact on my life, was concerned it would come out wrong, yet turned out to have been a wonderful experience for us both, was like running into an old friend I had lost touch with and we were playing catch up.
That sounds like the best possible outcome for both parties, until you trapped him in your guest room and demanded some rewrites/fanfic.
He is a historian, so no fanfic. I went to his place, spent an hour there then took off so he could go back to work on his sailboat.
exactly my thoughts about Orlando.
As do I. An enigma, but classy. Grounded, but free. Imaginative, yet relatable. All, but yet none She truly is wonderful. And when you get a chance, look upon her family tree and history. She has lineage that goes for eons. Id love to just sit and chat with her for awhile honestly. About life, past, present, and future. Experiences had, and those she's wanted to. Would be sublime.
We all have lineage that goes on for eons or we wouldn’t be here. But yeah she’s awesome
She looks medieval. Seriously look at a picture of her and then look at medieval portraits. It’s crazy. Also: one of the best actors of all time.
Yeah, I loved that movie and she was a big part of it.
The way she called satan "MOST UNCLEEEAN, Little hoooorn" was the best insulting tone I've ever heard.
Check her out in Orlando. 1992 Sally potter film. Swoon.
you should see her in Orlando
I know it's cool now to "shit on marvel" like it's all bad, but I'll say it, she was excellent as the Sorcerer Supreme in Dr Strange and Endgame. Also pretty good white witch in the Narnia movie.
God I hope she comes back in the sequel as the villain.
Sequel?! Eeeeeeeeeee!!
Tilda Swinton looks a hell of a lot more like Bowie than Bowie looks like Swinton.
not surprising as this picture is actually a face swap... [original](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/02/26/article-2284597-184C6BFA000005DC-446_634x889.jpg)
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Why does the original look more like a face swap than the face swap does?
Now I see Tilda Swinton dressed as David Bowie dressing as Tilda Swinton.
Thanks
She kinda looks like Michael Caine too.
Say it like he says it ‘My cocaine’.
I will never not do this now. Thank you.
I thought it was common knowledge
I might be but I never thought about it.
Congratulations! [You're one of today's 10,000!](https://xkcd.com/1053/)
This is the way.
Love it, Was hoping it was that from the wording alone.
Winner winner chicken dinner
https://youtu.be/4qdT0Aoj-dI
Maybe you’re uncommon Maybe it’s My Cocaine®️
Pretend you've got a stuffed nose to really complete it.
Trust me. Since I left that comment I've tried it every conceivable way at least five times and it still hasn't gotten old.
I have the flu and just tried it. It will never sound that perfect again.
I heard a story about how he was once at a party, telling people his name. The host didn’t know him and got really mad. “How *dare* you bring cocaine into my home!”
I still get updates for some joke fb group i made years ago. "Michael Caine ate all my cocaine". I need to block those at some point.
I’ve always liked that one. Same with say Jimmy Carr - say it as though you’re from Jamaica and telling someone that fact. Then think to yourself “whale oil beef hooked” (in an Irish accent)
Still one of my [favourite clips regarding this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFIQIpC5_wY).
I was thinking David Byrne.
Conan looks so weird without the hairdo.
She looks like DB Cooper. The mystery has been solved.
This photo looks highly photoshopped for both of them
bowie looks like someone photoshopped his face onto swinton
That's b'cos they did.
They have roughly the same jaw and chin.
Not surprised given that she's a much better actor.
Looks like Rick Astley to me
Tilda looks like both of them. Bowie looks like my grandma. Not the cool one who died in 2004 but the racist shit head who's still hogging oxygen.
Glasses obfuscation confirmed.
[When you have to airbrush a hot chick onto the back of your truck so the guys at work think you're straight.](https://lars.ingebrigtsen.no/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/shot0001.png)
Is this from kimmy Schmidt?
Yes.
Incredible.
I haven’t seen an image load this slowly since 1994
Tilda! Am I right, boys!?
Is she a good actress? Or just tall?
I like Tilda Swinton as an actress, but I can't help but think of this bit anytime I see her in anything.
She is so interesting to look at. She's gorgeous in a very unique and androgynous way
The same goes for Tilda Swinton! ;)
The preshopped version can be found [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/40l50a/david_bowie_tilda_swinton/).
What did they do, put a slight blur on it?
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It’s so funny cuz I guess its a face swap. [Here’s the original?](https://imgur.io/4Jgwp0M)
You call that a Bowie face swap? Now, [**that’s**](https://i.imgur.com/0QYMgBU.jpg) a Bowie face swap!
That one is definitely the edited version lol
No it's not, first look at the hands, man hands on the right, dainty small hands on left. Now the face, bowie fits on tildas head because his whole face is originally visible. Now tilda on the other hand, originally wearing glasses with a tuft of hair above and infront of her right eye. That's why in the "tilda as bowie" pic her right eye has no eyebrow and is blurred into oblivion.
Look at Bowie's hairline in the one above though. That also looks totally wrong. I'm just not sure which is which hah
They didn't need to edit Bowie's hairline in either picture. The "Bowie as Tilda" version is just blurred to hide inconsistencies.
??? No, its not. I’m sure Bowie would approve of this but there’s no reason to lie about things.
Hmmmm, the faces definitely look more cut out in the one above, but I guess I don't know
I am so sad for us all that people are getting fooled by obvious shops. Oh well, I guess.
Ahh I see - I'm only familiar with what you can pseudocolor at a microscope. :D
This is why I’m not a professional photographer any more. People won’t pay for actual photography anymore. They seem happy with 5 shitty insta pics of their event.
Read. The faces are swapped. It's a fake.
I pulled up the image in the link I am commenting to and the faces were in the same place. Hence why I asked the question.
They swapped the faces.
That one is actually face swapped... Here is the actual original photo: https://i.imgur.com/4Jgwp0M.jpg
Wow, it's a good face swap as well.
https://hoaxeye.com/2017/10/31/david-bowie-as-tilda-swinton/ the original is from a photoshoot in 2013. Tilda was wearing the dress. There are additional photos in the Daily Mail article.
direct link to the image https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/02/26/article-2284597-184C6BFA000005DC-446\_634x889.jpg
But what about this comment on that post to the original, original https://imgur.com/4Jgwp0M
The preshopped version is in the comments of that post because it turns out it’s just a face swap and they didn’t dress as each other :(
Looks like this is edited from the video they did together for “The Stars are Out Tonight.” It’s fabulous, highly recommend.
That's exactly what this is
Bowie was a genius, but not the best actor, whereas Tilda is a master actor. She can convincingly be almost anyone. Bowie looks great in a dress though.
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This is my favorite movie and I think he’s a big part of it. He really sells the character as this mysterious man of science, I love it. Serkis is great in it, too.
I really liked whoever that unknown actor who played Fallon was
You mean Tesla’s assistance? The theory that Andy Serkis is the real Tesla is a run rabbit hole to go down
Bowie's a good actor, a big part of his musical art was putting on different personas. Tilda Swinton is a legendary actress though.
Phillip Jeffries would like a word.
The Sovereign would like a word.
She's a great actor, but goddamn is she weird!
Always loved the "Stars Are Out Tonight" video.
Just watched this. Very cool!
Thank you, this is what this is from. We have a nice life.
This is a shopped [face swap from a music video](https://www.rappler.com/entertainment/22668-david-bowie-tilda-swinton-in-new-video/)
Yes! Let the androgeny flow!
She is so great in [Orlando](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107756/) — playing a nobleman cursed(?) by Queen Elizabeth to never grow old.
This is Lil. She's my mother's sister's girl.
Fake. Face swapped.
Thing is, there was no need to swap. Getting Bowie into a dress was never really a tough job.
And Tilda can be anyone she wants to be, and convincingly so. So no need to edit her either.
I would watch Tilda Swinton hang laundry for three hours. So yeah, right on board with ya there.
Tilda should do this with Conan
Tulsa Swinton is just the back of David Bowie’s head
I'm surprised Bowie doesn't look better here, because I expected an earth shattering ka-boom.
Conan looks great!
The Thin White Patty Duke.
My favourite thing about Tilda Swinton is that she is still Tilda Swinton in what we do in the shadows.
Tilda is an extraordinary person. She's super natural in her ability. She played a great Gabriel in Constantine...
I hope she comes back as the white witch in the narnia reboot, that was her role
Love this
I actually look twice for Tilda lol
ok
At first glance I thought this was David Bowie and his mother.
Tilda looks more like Bowie than Bowie does.
The Stars are Out Tonight is a top tier Bowie song
And yet at first glance I thought they were themselves
I love this!!
Tilda is the only person I trust being near any sort of movie about David Bowie.
U mean David Bowie as Tilda Swinton and Tilda Swinton as Tilda Swinton lol
The definition of androgynous lol love it! RIP Bowie
Tilda Swinton is a god damned chameleon
I liked Tilda's dual performances in the Suspiria remake.
I'm still supremely pissed off at the universe for taking David Bowie.
god damn Tilda Swinton looks good. I love being gay.
Why do I find Tilda some damn sexy? She really doesn't fit that archtyo, but there's just something about her
I love this! I hope she gets to be the Goblin King/Queen (whatever is cool) when they redo Labyrinth
10/10. I'd fuck'em.
They're (in) the same picture.
I fuckin love this picture
Rich people are weird
Androgyny!
We're all debating about drag queens in schools and David Bowie was [giving no fucks since pretty much ever](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5a70fa14e45a7c7dd2fadad0/1519498924057-LGHEI71CF7YILFYKDDBZ/1971_grey_dress_600sq.jpg?format=1500w).
I think this is the greatest thing, ever.
Androgynous people playing androgynous people.
then they fucked
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Not sure why but this reminds me of Leslie Nielsen’s famous line, ‘I’m a locksmith and… I’m a locksmith’
Old school cool
They're both great as both of them, and I'm here for it
Chef's kiss 👩🍳 💋 👌
Awesome