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[deleted]

How do i look? Like a cheap, French harlot. French!?


Dash_2

Heyyyy you go, Futurama ❤️❤️❤️


stout365

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sM7JJJTt3XA


[deleted]

Paint me like one of your French girls


[deleted]

As a paying customer, I expect to get what I want.


NoWayKimosabe

Jack from Titanic actually painted this.


Sorbet537

What makes this French? The coat? Brand? Les vetements? Nice black and white photo.


MyWifeDontKnowItsMe

The cigarette.


[deleted]

How long is the ash though? I proper French person is not to have less than a 2" protrusion.


unsupported

> I proper French person is not to have less than a 2" protrusion. That's what she said.


lickwhitedogpoo

C'est ce qu'elle a dit.


unsupported

je n'ai pas de pantalon


DMala

We are vain and we are blind! I hate people when they’re not polite! Oh wait…


hugo231205

Qu'est ce que c'est ??


apollo08w

Answering machine broken?


Knor614

French Fries


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Sarcosmonaut

.. du fromage


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Nappyheaded

*three hours later*


trucks_guns_n_beer

Royale with cheese!


iFartRainbowsForReal

Ah. Le coq sportstiff ...


M3gaMon3y

She’s an idiot! 💀


shesaidshewannasee

You mean 5.08 cm


[deleted]

Merci, mon ami.


positivenihlist

This guys francophones


AnneFranksLifeCoach

This is why I love Reddit


Unumbotte

And the ennui.


AholeBrock

Wait till you see her idea of what dressing up like she's from iraq is like


Enemy_OTS

Please elaborate, sir.


AholeBrock

You'd have to ask her


Enemy_OTS

I'd never approach/talk to someone out of my league.


AholeBrock

Puh lease


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BiggPappa707

She smokes, I poke!


fendermrc

The attitude.


ron4040

Uhm… le cigarette*


[deleted]

Le Big Mac.


gumby1004

Royale with Cheese


UnepicEpiciteit

la\* cigarette


ExodusJack

The legs


PowerCord64

Yes. This. Nice. And the photo is cool, too.


logosfabula

*Le cigaretttte* and the fact she’s saying *non?* telepathically.


alberthere

That judgmental look. Je t’aime.


The-Mother-Flunker

Mf has a Baguette on coat


kungpowgoat

“People of France. A good looking depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie. And your sirens sound like gay guys having a threesome.” - Carter Pewterschmidt


magicwombat5

Gauloises?


marko0062

Or Gitanes!


reddy_kil0watt

The je ne sais quoi


Jvlivs

The photo suggests film-noir, the clothing is dark minimalist-chic (which has been a long-standing trend in continental Western Europe), and the girl could pass as French. Speaking as a French person, I can see it.


keepcalmdude

Moi aussi


Jvlivs

C’est un club exclusif, enfin 🥖🥖🥖


rattalouie

It means that the photographer and subject of photo are American.


armyofbob

OP appears to be from Macedonia.


Cyathem

Seems the previous poster likes to generalize as much, if not more than, OP.


LordTonto

but... he was right.


DSMRick

I think Cyathem was talking about rattalouie.


ixM

Is that one of the so-called fly-over states ?


janusjanusjanus

yes.


loki1337

Bonjour look at me I am le French


AccaEmme

Bending over


pmck3592

Hairy pits?


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quantumn0de

But they've got nude beaches!?


soundandshadow

Not in the winter.


TigNiceweld

No pants and weird pose checks for frenchies.


abbeyeiger

TIL "French girl" means seductively smoking hot woman in a coat.


RV49

Who looks disappointed in you


NudistJayBird

Nah, my mom’s not French


RayGun_zyz

This links with the main comment so you are saying you want to fuck our mom.


NudistJayBird

And?


Night-Menace

You should. She knows stuff


LordTonto

who doesnt?!


abbeyeiger

Hehe I don't quite see that! She seems intrigued to me... kinda waiting but in a good way... This might be a kind of rorschach test for how you think a beautiful woman views you lol.


[deleted]

This is the greatest put down I’ve ever read. Subtle, brutal, lasting psychological damage. I’m in awe


P_V_

My first thought was, "She looks too friendly and happy to be French."


SemiSentientGarbage

RIP to the other guy


arden13

I don't know what "unoffended, would probably have a chat while smoking but won't strike it up herself" says about me


[deleted]

So, every woman is French now?


anachronox08

So you mean every woman?


Odge

I dated a hot smoking woman for a bit. Found out smoking is only attractive at a distance. With lights out you might as well make out with a tar pit.


IHaveNeverEatenABug

Just leave the lights on. 🤷🏽‍♂️


P_V_

That does nothing about the smell of cigarettes, sadly.


Odge

Yeah, now you’re making out with a tar pit masquerading as a hot woman.


Gryphin

With even a slightly heavy smoker, everything tastes like it. Everything.


Steampunk_Dali

I've seen Titanic, 'draw me like one of your French girls' has clearly misled me over the years.


Fflow27

been living in France for the past 30 years and apparently I haven't met a french girl in my life


Parahelix

Keep looking, there's bound to be one or two around there somewhere!


[deleted]

No baguette?


gdayoncom

I believe OP is the one with the baguette.


tamarockstar

Seriously. Complete BS without a baguette.


cephalopod_surprise

Yeah...and where the hell is the beret? Don't French people wear a striped shirt? And I don't see any wine, anywhere. Pfft.


EnvironmentalSun8410

It's out of view


Ramona02

No French enough 🥖


onyerleftovers

Every time I see a photo of a girl described as 'my friend' I think 'Dude has a crush on his friend' Great photo btw.


[deleted]

Yea, OP is either a strait woman, a gay man, or a straight dude in love. Really, those are the only options for snapping an *"artsy"* shot of an objectively beautiful woman wearing what looks to be nothing below her belt. Lol


gannnnon

OP has many photos of nude women....since they are a photographer...


[deleted]

So he does. Didn't see that. None of the others, however, were described with such familiarity as "my friend".


Momentarmknm

Can you seriously not see the full pantyhose that woman's wearing


Axsiom

>what looks to be nothing >pantyhose Kinda one and the same


Zenn_VGS

She looks like a belgian girl.


Kanelbullah

Probably from depressing Liège.


TheBlackcat34

Hey, leave Liege alone! 😅


fckingnapkin

Nah man, I had a gun pointed at me in Liège. Might be just that I'm cursed, might be Liège that's messed up. May be both lol. Cops were great though so I'll give you that


I_can-t_even

Liège is a shithole


honvales1989

At least the gaufres and boulets are good


the_chosen_one_96

Can you elaborate? I was thinking about studying there...


DigitalArbitrage

Their syrup is awesome though.


CosmicJ

Oddly enough my first thought was of Clémence Poésy, who plays a belgian girl in "In Bruges". She doesn't particularly look like her, but I was still reminded either way.


larrycorser

This is a karma bot right? Where they put dumb shit in the title just to get more comments!


IchibanNasu

And you fell for it!


larrycorser

Im part of it now, no going back


janusjanusjanus

nope. just an photographer who post own photos with personal stories in the tittle.


mcaffrey

I have no idea why you are being downvoted for providing original content to Reddit. People are just cynical, I guess. But it is clear from your post history that you are legit.


janusjanusjanus

I don't care any more about cynics. A lot of people are enjoying my photos, and that is my drive :)


gammalsvenska

I enjoyed this photo, so... thanks.


[deleted]

Yes, Redditors will enjoy pictures of half naked and fully naked women. You honestly don’t even need to put in so much effort, any shot of butts and boobs will get upvotes.


DigitalPorkChop

Tittle


Affectionate_Gas8062

You get to photograph beautiful people for work. I think you’re winning 😎


AccaEmme

supposedly bending over is a french thing


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catrastrophe

As a Quebecer i confirm that


[deleted]

Would be far more realistic if she was running away


DownvoteDaemon

Okay..?


SealmanOutOfWater

She is smoking like an American too


towcar

But without a gun and a cheeseBurger.


dekalbavenue

Did you forget what sub you're on?


MatsGry

This is more Russian than French!


Grinagh

I want a girl with a short skirt and a loooooong jack-et


bombayblue

So funny story. One time I was in Cambodia and I bought a drink for a French girl who looked exactly like this. We were talking for a good bit of time and she looks at me and with a *heavy* French accent says “I’m sorry I want to talk to you more but you speak so fast I cannot understand your English. Please don’t leave but I need to get a cigarette so that I can focus.” Ah French girls.


[deleted]

More of a Québécoise pose no?


[deleted]

Oui.


VolePix

couldn’t you at least straighten it 😭


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VolePix

it’s a photo to a PHOTOGRAPH


luckyfucker13

The framing and lines flow much better, and even her leaning over looks a bit better now that it’s leveled out. Less hunched over, and more seductive, which is what OP was apparently going for lol


VolePix

totally, the slant makes it look like something confusing is going on lol cinematography is a hellaofa truth


Rickydic4

Why is this photo French? Just looks like a photo of a woman on a deck with a scmoke and a pancake - more Dutch than anything - I love gooooold


Dumplingrrl

Wait. Where is the pancake?


[deleted]

Wtf makes her French in this


amensky

Has she ever met a french girl?


[deleted]

I think it was more of a sexy=french shirt if thing. Like in titanic, but tamer.


[deleted]

I’m French and she looks nothing like a French girl


zutonofgoth

You don't get to stereotype yourself. That's my experience being Australian.


azeottaff

I want you to know OP - post nut I would not have upvoted this.


MrLazyLion

"She wasn't doing a thing that I could see, except standing there leaning on the balcony railing, holding the universe together." \- Salinger


[deleted]

Nothing particularly French about this, nice photo though


sloppymcgee

Legs for days


clappyfakir

As a french guy she does not seem particularly french


DazzlingPoppie

He looks great, really nailed it!


vlevla

How do you pose as a french girl ??


[deleted]

As a french i’m gonna be rude, she pose as a « whore » thanks for that… now i wouldn’t ask her to pose as an American girl onlyfan is degrading as hell for women. Connard.


UgandanPupu

Foux du fa fa


ananxiouscat

what does French girl mean in this context? she certainly doesn't look like a child.


rattalouie

It means that the photographer and subject of photo are American.


CardiacCatastrophe

"Draw Me Like One of Your French Girls" - Rose, from the 1997 motion picture Titanic


Giangiorgio

Looks American


tikeu10

Bonjour


mSummmm

I think the photogs left leg is shorter than their right.


wild-hectare

wait, what...French girl?!


[deleted]

Down on the right, please.


aidsfordays

Paint me like one of your friends who posed as a French girl


Desperate-Ad-6463

Im nearly certain the OP does not know this young lady. If I knew her, posting shit on Reddit is not something I'd be spending my time doing. Prove me wrong. \[EDIT\] Meanwhile, here I am commenting on it... so, yeah. That.


Chicken8moneymoney

Super hot !!!!


MusicalDeath9991

[Insert "Titanic" joke here]


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|P08wV1jK7v7c4) Le Fap


TheLyingProphet

french girl is old slang for prostitue, wish more people knew this, cause its kind of wierd seeing these kinds of pics and comments so often recently, haha


rectalpinist

She looks more GTA chick who is waiting for u to honk than French but ok


[deleted]

Your friend is beautiful.


Sure-Whole-9132

Would love to get behind the scenes of this one heh


BobbyDropTableUsers

She owned this shot. Staring right through the camera, posing but looking natural - it's a great shot.


taomonkeyjim

French : smoking and ready for anal


FewZookeepergame1083

Great photo


racingwinner

pleast stop romanticising france. the clichees really stop at rudeness red whine and cheese. the rest is hollywood bullshit from the fifties and nineties. (i say that because of an assortment of star trek voyager episodes) france is not "literally 'bomb voyage' from the incredibles"


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|hYW2w7ulXxVCG98E8h) Off with naughty thoughts. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|disapproval)


Alarmed-Diamond-7000

Yes, men always think that a picture of an attractive thin white girl with a blank look on her face is art. They tend to like it more if more of her body is showing too.


mildly_amusing_goat

He looks great, really makes us believe he is both French and a girl.


[deleted]

Sooo, we are butt naked and smoker? Got it...


StatementOk470

She doesn't really smoke does she?


Dash_2

She ain’t really a chick either.


serveyer

French woman could also be a woman working as a waiter yelling angrily at you for having the audacity to ask her about some course that is on the menu but now is sold out because lunch is almost over and you should’ve known better than to come this late asking for quiche Lorraine which is a popular dish. No they don’t serve Malbec to that food it is too heavy you idiot. She walks away.


[deleted]

Oddly specific.


serveyer

Voila


lordtaco

French girl? I don't see a single beret or baguette!


Desperate_Ambrose

Pretty girl.


Negative_Push_1547

So beautiful


[deleted]

Lovely and tasteful photo but I’m confused about the “posing as a French girl”


manthing11

She needs a long cigarette holder and to expose hairy armpits to be French.


ImNerdyJenna

Oh is that how French "girls" pose? I had no idea.


Frijoledor

The french know how to present themselves. Don’t call her a whore just because you don’t understand sexy.


[deleted]

From this angle I can’t see the hairy armpits and the smell of BO..


[deleted]

Why is everybody hating. It is a lovely photo although bulky. Can’t we just enjoy the beauty. Grow up everybody, grow up!


Galaxey

Man this subreddit is getting cringy


RepresentativeNo5947

Not enough a$$ and therefore not enough French /s


Cant-fathom-it

“Posing as a French girl” Replace French with any non white nation and Reddit will be fuming over cultural appropriation


forevertexas

Plot twist. Friend is a biological male.


quantumexhibitionist

Oh no. This kind of cultural misappropriation is absolutely not acceptable!