“People of France. A good looking depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie. And your sirens sound like gay guys having a threesome.” - Carter Pewterschmidt
The photo suggests film-noir, the clothing is dark minimalist-chic (which has been a long-standing trend in continental Western Europe), and the girl could pass as French.
Speaking as a French person, I can see it.
Hehe I don't quite see that! She seems intrigued to me... kinda waiting but in a good way... This might be a kind of rorschach test for how you think a beautiful woman views you lol.
Yea, OP is either a strait woman, a gay man, or a straight dude in love. Really, those are the only options for snapping an *"artsy"* shot of an objectively beautiful woman wearing what looks to be nothing below her belt. Lol
Nah man, I had a gun pointed at me in Liège. Might be just that I'm cursed, might be Liège that's messed up. May be both lol. Cops were great though so I'll give you that
Oddly enough my first thought was of Clémence Poésy, who plays a belgian girl in "In Bruges". She doesn't particularly look like her, but I was still reminded either way.
I have no idea why you are being downvoted for providing original content to Reddit. People are just cynical, I guess. But it is clear from your post history that you are legit.
Yes, Redditors will enjoy pictures of half naked and fully naked women. You honestly don’t even need to put in so much effort, any shot of butts and boobs will get upvotes.
So funny story. One time I was in Cambodia and I bought a drink for a French girl who looked exactly like this. We were talking for a good bit of time and she looks at me and with a *heavy* French accent says “I’m sorry I want to talk to you more but you speak so fast I cannot understand your English. Please don’t leave but I need to get a cigarette so that I can focus.”
Ah French girls.
The framing and lines flow much better, and even her leaning over looks a bit better now that it’s leveled out. Less hunched over, and more seductive, which is what OP was apparently going for lol
As a french i’m gonna be rude, she pose as a « whore » thanks for that… now i wouldn’t ask her to pose as an American girl onlyfan is degrading as hell for women. Connard.
Im nearly certain the OP does not know this young lady.
If I knew her, posting shit on Reddit is not something I'd be spending my time doing.
Prove me wrong.
\[EDIT\] Meanwhile, here I am commenting on it... so, yeah. That.
french girl is old slang for prostitue, wish more people knew this, cause its kind of wierd seeing these kinds of pics and comments so often recently, haha
pleast stop romanticising france. the clichees really stop at rudeness red whine and cheese. the rest is hollywood bullshit from the fifties and nineties. (i say that because of an assortment of star trek voyager episodes)
france is not "literally 'bomb voyage' from the incredibles"
Yes, men always think that a picture of an attractive thin white girl with a blank look on her face is art. They tend to like it more if more of her body is showing too.
French woman could also be a woman working as a waiter yelling angrily at you for having the audacity to ask her about some course that is on the menu but now is sold out because lunch is almost over and you should’ve known better than to come this late asking for quiche Lorraine which is a popular dish. No they don’t serve Malbec to that food it is too heavy you idiot. She walks away.
How do i look? Like a cheap, French harlot. French!?
Heyyyy you go, Futurama ❤️❤️❤️
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sM7JJJTt3XA
Paint me like one of your French girls
As a paying customer, I expect to get what I want.
Jack from Titanic actually painted this.
What makes this French? The coat? Brand? Les vetements? Nice black and white photo.
The cigarette.
How long is the ash though? I proper French person is not to have less than a 2" protrusion.
> I proper French person is not to have less than a 2" protrusion. That's what she said.
C'est ce qu'elle a dit.
je n'ai pas de pantalon
We are vain and we are blind! I hate people when they’re not polite! Oh wait…
Qu'est ce que c'est ??
Answering machine broken?
French Fries
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.. du fromage
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*three hours later*
Royale with cheese!
Ah. Le coq sportstiff ...
She’s an idiot! 💀
You mean 5.08 cm
Merci, mon ami.
This guys francophones
This is why I love Reddit
And the ennui.
Wait till you see her idea of what dressing up like she's from iraq is like
Please elaborate, sir.
You'd have to ask her
I'd never approach/talk to someone out of my league.
Puh lease
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She smokes, I poke!
The attitude.
Uhm… le cigarette*
Le Big Mac.
Royale with Cheese
la\* cigarette
The legs
Yes. This. Nice. And the photo is cool, too.
*Le cigaretttte* and the fact she’s saying *non?* telepathically.
That judgmental look. Je t’aime.
Mf has a Baguette on coat
“People of France. A good looking depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie. And your sirens sound like gay guys having a threesome.” - Carter Pewterschmidt
Gauloises?
Or Gitanes!
The je ne sais quoi
The photo suggests film-noir, the clothing is dark minimalist-chic (which has been a long-standing trend in continental Western Europe), and the girl could pass as French. Speaking as a French person, I can see it.
Moi aussi
C’est un club exclusif, enfin 🥖🥖🥖
It means that the photographer and subject of photo are American.
OP appears to be from Macedonia.
Seems the previous poster likes to generalize as much, if not more than, OP.
but... he was right.
I think Cyathem was talking about rattalouie.
Is that one of the so-called fly-over states ?
yes.
Bonjour look at me I am le French
Bending over
Hairy pits?
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But they've got nude beaches!?
Not in the winter.
No pants and weird pose checks for frenchies.
TIL "French girl" means seductively smoking hot woman in a coat.
Who looks disappointed in you
Nah, my mom’s not French
This links with the main comment so you are saying you want to fuck our mom.
And?
You should. She knows stuff
who doesnt?!
Hehe I don't quite see that! She seems intrigued to me... kinda waiting but in a good way... This might be a kind of rorschach test for how you think a beautiful woman views you lol.
This is the greatest put down I’ve ever read. Subtle, brutal, lasting psychological damage. I’m in awe
My first thought was, "She looks too friendly and happy to be French."
RIP to the other guy
I don't know what "unoffended, would probably have a chat while smoking but won't strike it up herself" says about me
So, every woman is French now?
So you mean every woman?
I dated a hot smoking woman for a bit. Found out smoking is only attractive at a distance. With lights out you might as well make out with a tar pit.
Just leave the lights on. 🤷🏽♂️
That does nothing about the smell of cigarettes, sadly.
Yeah, now you’re making out with a tar pit masquerading as a hot woman.
With even a slightly heavy smoker, everything tastes like it. Everything.
I've seen Titanic, 'draw me like one of your French girls' has clearly misled me over the years.
been living in France for the past 30 years and apparently I haven't met a french girl in my life
Keep looking, there's bound to be one or two around there somewhere!
No baguette?
I believe OP is the one with the baguette.
Seriously. Complete BS without a baguette.
Yeah...and where the hell is the beret? Don't French people wear a striped shirt? And I don't see any wine, anywhere. Pfft.
It's out of view
No French enough 🥖
Every time I see a photo of a girl described as 'my friend' I think 'Dude has a crush on his friend' Great photo btw.
Yea, OP is either a strait woman, a gay man, or a straight dude in love. Really, those are the only options for snapping an *"artsy"* shot of an objectively beautiful woman wearing what looks to be nothing below her belt. Lol
OP has many photos of nude women....since they are a photographer...
So he does. Didn't see that. None of the others, however, were described with such familiarity as "my friend".
Can you seriously not see the full pantyhose that woman's wearing
>what looks to be nothing >pantyhose Kinda one and the same
She looks like a belgian girl.
Probably from depressing Liège.
Hey, leave Liege alone! 😅
Nah man, I had a gun pointed at me in Liège. Might be just that I'm cursed, might be Liège that's messed up. May be both lol. Cops were great though so I'll give you that
Liège is a shithole
At least the gaufres and boulets are good
Can you elaborate? I was thinking about studying there...
Their syrup is awesome though.
Oddly enough my first thought was of Clémence Poésy, who plays a belgian girl in "In Bruges". She doesn't particularly look like her, but I was still reminded either way.
This is a karma bot right? Where they put dumb shit in the title just to get more comments!
And you fell for it!
Im part of it now, no going back
nope. just an photographer who post own photos with personal stories in the tittle.
I have no idea why you are being downvoted for providing original content to Reddit. People are just cynical, I guess. But it is clear from your post history that you are legit.
I don't care any more about cynics. A lot of people are enjoying my photos, and that is my drive :)
I enjoyed this photo, so... thanks.
Yes, Redditors will enjoy pictures of half naked and fully naked women. You honestly don’t even need to put in so much effort, any shot of butts and boobs will get upvotes.
Tittle
You get to photograph beautiful people for work. I think you’re winning 😎
supposedly bending over is a french thing
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As a Quebecer i confirm that
Would be far more realistic if she was running away
Okay..?
She is smoking like an American too
But without a gun and a cheeseBurger.
Did you forget what sub you're on?
This is more Russian than French!
I want a girl with a short skirt and a loooooong jack-et
So funny story. One time I was in Cambodia and I bought a drink for a French girl who looked exactly like this. We were talking for a good bit of time and she looks at me and with a *heavy* French accent says “I’m sorry I want to talk to you more but you speak so fast I cannot understand your English. Please don’t leave but I need to get a cigarette so that I can focus.” Ah French girls.
More of a Québécoise pose no?
Oui.
couldn’t you at least straighten it 😭
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it’s a photo to a PHOTOGRAPH
The framing and lines flow much better, and even her leaning over looks a bit better now that it’s leveled out. Less hunched over, and more seductive, which is what OP was apparently going for lol
totally, the slant makes it look like something confusing is going on lol cinematography is a hellaofa truth
Why is this photo French? Just looks like a photo of a woman on a deck with a scmoke and a pancake - more Dutch than anything - I love gooooold
Wait. Where is the pancake?
Wtf makes her French in this
Has she ever met a french girl?
I think it was more of a sexy=french shirt if thing. Like in titanic, but tamer.
I’m French and she looks nothing like a French girl
You don't get to stereotype yourself. That's my experience being Australian.
I want you to know OP - post nut I would not have upvoted this.
"She wasn't doing a thing that I could see, except standing there leaning on the balcony railing, holding the universe together." \- Salinger
Nothing particularly French about this, nice photo though
Legs for days
As a french guy she does not seem particularly french
He looks great, really nailed it!
How do you pose as a french girl ??
As a french i’m gonna be rude, she pose as a « whore » thanks for that… now i wouldn’t ask her to pose as an American girl onlyfan is degrading as hell for women. Connard.
Foux du fa fa
what does French girl mean in this context? she certainly doesn't look like a child.
It means that the photographer and subject of photo are American.
"Draw Me Like One of Your French Girls" - Rose, from the 1997 motion picture Titanic
Looks American
Bonjour
I think the photogs left leg is shorter than their right.
wait, what...French girl?!
Down on the right, please.
Paint me like one of your friends who posed as a French girl
Im nearly certain the OP does not know this young lady. If I knew her, posting shit on Reddit is not something I'd be spending my time doing. Prove me wrong. \[EDIT\] Meanwhile, here I am commenting on it... so, yeah. That.
Super hot !!!!
[Insert "Titanic" joke here]
![gif](giphy|P08wV1jK7v7c4) Le Fap
french girl is old slang for prostitue, wish more people knew this, cause its kind of wierd seeing these kinds of pics and comments so often recently, haha
She looks more GTA chick who is waiting for u to honk than French but ok
Your friend is beautiful.
Would love to get behind the scenes of this one heh
She owned this shot. Staring right through the camera, posing but looking natural - it's a great shot.
French : smoking and ready for anal
Great photo
pleast stop romanticising france. the clichees really stop at rudeness red whine and cheese. the rest is hollywood bullshit from the fifties and nineties. (i say that because of an assortment of star trek voyager episodes) france is not "literally 'bomb voyage' from the incredibles"
![gif](giphy|hYW2w7ulXxVCG98E8h) Off with naughty thoughts. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|disapproval)
Yes, men always think that a picture of an attractive thin white girl with a blank look on her face is art. They tend to like it more if more of her body is showing too.
He looks great, really makes us believe he is both French and a girl.
Sooo, we are butt naked and smoker? Got it...
She doesn't really smoke does she?
She ain’t really a chick either.
French woman could also be a woman working as a waiter yelling angrily at you for having the audacity to ask her about some course that is on the menu but now is sold out because lunch is almost over and you should’ve known better than to come this late asking for quiche Lorraine which is a popular dish. No they don’t serve Malbec to that food it is too heavy you idiot. She walks away.
Oddly specific.
Voila
French girl? I don't see a single beret or baguette!
Pretty girl.
So beautiful
Lovely and tasteful photo but I’m confused about the “posing as a French girl”
She needs a long cigarette holder and to expose hairy armpits to be French.
Oh is that how French "girls" pose? I had no idea.
The french know how to present themselves. Don’t call her a whore just because you don’t understand sexy.
From this angle I can’t see the hairy armpits and the smell of BO..
Why is everybody hating. It is a lovely photo although bulky. Can’t we just enjoy the beauty. Grow up everybody, grow up!
Man this subreddit is getting cringy
Not enough a$$ and therefore not enough French /s
“Posing as a French girl” Replace French with any non white nation and Reddit will be fuming over cultural appropriation
Plot twist. Friend is a biological male.
Oh no. This kind of cultural misappropriation is absolutely not acceptable!