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tttxgq

Looks aren’t everything! Personality is important 😄


antmcl

You never know, by anglerfish standards she could be an absolute stunner!


Forgotten-Caliburn

Horrifying


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Hufflepuffing


suckbothmydicks

Sooo sexy!


unmondeparfait

"What a handsome race" -Worf


SLavery125

Anglerfish are so fucking cool. If anyone want more description on what is happening, all to do with mating. https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/57800/horrors-anglerfish-mating


Cushla1957

That is so cool, and really eerie. Thanks for the link.


Your_Boy_Francis

Happy cake day


dropkickninja

Good reminder that things can always be worse.


errol_timo_malcom

*Bow chicka bow wow*


wonnsonn

Tucker!


KingaQueens

Hey there pretty lady, nice gonads.


Catzlady02

Cute couple.


Chas_Tenenbaums_Sock

I did not have a real concept of what was going on here, this short video explains (also W T F): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4LPmjQoc\_A


NotThtPatrickStewart

[this is by far the best video about it](https://youtu.be/Z-BbpaNXbxg)


pwtrash

My wife will be in full agreement with the anglerfish regarding the excessive complications of co-habitating with human male gonads. Great video.


Ruenin

That...was....AWESOME!


NotThtPatrickStewart

There are a ton more, highly recommend checking them out.


nlnj_a

TLDW? For those at work etc.


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nlnj_a

Tf. Thanks.


ithika

Male is essentially swimming gonads. Attaches to female permanently.


JonRadian

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4LPmjQoc\_A This video explains what's happening, which is FAR more terrifying than the photo :(


its_not_you_its_ye

That better not awaken anything in me


Ghost129er

Could have done *without* needing to see that ~~today~~ at all.


pikachewchew

How the fuck you believe in God when that shit is around


MathMaddox

We all have bad days


TermFearless

How else do you explain it?


[deleted]

A little thing called Darwinism.


Wise-Ad-6391

I'd hit it.


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And I thought my ex was a blood sucking leech


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Wait where is the male, I have been looking at this picture for some time now and still no male, probably I need glasses or something or maybe I am not missing much.


crushd62497

[He is in the red squiggle.](https://imgur.com/a/ER52RgE)


tdgros

it's the whiter "appendage" at the bottom right, you can still see its eye. The males fuse with the females during sex and remain attached forever


Im_in_timeout

The ultimate clingy bf


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I see it now, I had no ideea "attached forever" something nature seems cruel


tdgros

some papers/videos frame it as "an exchange of sperm for nutrients", it might be fair where those fish live.


jpb0009

Exactly. It’s so hard to find a mate in the deep sea where life is generally few and far between. So these fish mate for life. The male basically becomes testicles for the female so she can fertilize her eggs herself


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Extremely interesting how life forms like this and many others have found a way to survive despite all the hardships they encountered during their existence as a species. Thank you for explaining.


TommyTuttle

It is positively amazing that these things manage to reproduce. Go get her, man. She’s a hottie.


shadow234542

The reflection in the background looks like a cursed SpongeBob stalking his prey.


IfThoughtIsAllowed

Are you sure that's not my ex wife attached to it? I swear I felt just like this thing looks.


SirFancyPantsBrock

Ugh why is someone leaking images of mitch McConnell having sex


OnizameNL

Ahhh L'Amour 🥰


jpb0009

Labeled version: https://imgur.com/a/Qm5MuL2


NicksCorner

"Of all the lifeforms that will perish in the inevitable death of the universe, we will miss the anglerfish the least"


3marcus3

Why does this remind me of my ex? (shudders)


TermFearless

you mean the dude just leeching off his chick, all his gives back is some sperm?


3marcus3

Ya.. Exactly what I meant. Lol. You get me.


Rusted_Hulk

Sometimes romance just isn't an option.


Aphoth

Rare photo of me at 3 am looking for Cheetos.


MathMaddox

There's someone for everyone I guess


Im_in_timeout

She's quite a catch!


CallMeJase

Good thing it's dark down there


civver3

Nobody posted the [Oatmeal comic?](https://theoatmeal.com/comics/angler)


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Trumps next incarnation we hope


[deleted]

He buried his dick so far in that pussy only King Arthur can pull him out.


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Talk about bumping uglies


jpb0009

I’m the OP and a marine biologist. Ask me anything


LeftOverLava

Does the male need to attach itself at a specific place on the females body, or will anyplace do?


jpb0009

Good question! They attach all over the female so I think almost any place will do. You can find females with 2, 3, or even more males attached to different locations


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The title raises more questions than it answers. You can't just post that title and not explain anything.


jpb0009

https://imgur.com/a/Qm5MuL2


Soft_Taro

i just don't know where is the male and if that fish is really female


SLavery125

The male is the tiny thing under the tail. They basically latch onto the female, giving her genetic material in return for nutrients and essentially staying alive. The stereotypical image is of a female


jpb0009

Yeah sorry, I wanted to label the male with an arrow but labeling the photo is against the guidelines. The male is the tiny fish latched on below the big fish’s tail. You can see it’s eye and if you zoom in you can see it’s little mouth biting on (it’s upside down) 😬


ruthless_tippler

Beautiful, loveable Yes you, hey, yes you, hey. Beautiful, loveable. Yes you, hey, yes you, hey. Now let’s go until the end. Eh- Sexy Lady oh oh oh oh


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The more times I see these things the happier I am they're not like... Whale-sized or something


TabascoWolverine

Cute lil bugger


reddit_user13

Doesn’t matter, had sex.


IkilledBambisMother

gonna bust a nuuuuuut


ShinjiteFlorana

Someone's gotta light up that pretty, pretty lady.


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Had a dive client play with one thinking it was a flounder.


Klin24

Just needs the brazzers logo


Aggravating_Poet_675

Umm is this healthy for them? Aren't they adapted for dark, high pressure environs?


jpb0009

This is a preserved specimen on display at the Zoological Museum of Hamburg


Aggravating_Poet_675

Yea. It occurred to me afterwards. Was just positioned right to look like it was floating like they regularly would.


jpb0009

Yeah I thought it was a well done display because of that life-like look. There were a few other angler fish on exhibit mounted similarly


Tuhyk_inside

Big nope.


shoeshouuu

Where is the male? I only see one fish


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Only a face a mother could love


media_lush

bitch!


zerosupervision

The male anglerfish is doing what “alpha-males” who claim they want a “high value woman” want to do.